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Storming the Castle

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- male narrator: NOW THE STORY OF A WEALTHY FAMILY

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WHO LOST EVERYTHING AND THE ONE SON

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WHO HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO KEEP THEM ALL TOGETHER.

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IT'S "ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT."

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BEFORE GOING TO WORK,

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MICHAEL DECIDED TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN.

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- I'M DOING A LITTLE COST-PROJECTION ANALYSIS

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FOR A MINI-MALL.

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- WOW.

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IT'S PRETTY COOL YOU KNOW HOW TO DO ALL THAT STUFF.

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- YEAH, WELL, MAYBE YOUR OLD MAN

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IS JUST A LITTLE BIT COOLER THAN YOU THOUGHT HE WAS.

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STUPID. STUPID CHAIR. VERY STUPID CHAIR.

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BUT IT'S ALSO THIS STUPID MODEL HOME FURNITURE.

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MAYBE I OUGHTA GET MYSELF

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ONE OF THOSE NICE LEATHER CHAIRS FROM WORK.

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- PEOPLE CAN TAKE CHAIRS HOME FROM WORK?

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- WELL, NOT EVERYBODY.

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BUT I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE BLUTH COMPANY

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SINCE DAD'S IN JAIL.

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IT'S OKAY IF I TAKE A LITTLE SOMETHING FROM WORK, YOU KNOW?

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- YEAH, BUT ISN'T THAT WHY GRANDPA'S IN JAIL,

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BECAUSE HE TOOK THINGS FROM WORK?

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- YOU'RE A GOOD KID, YOU KNOW THAT?

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- I MEAN, A CHAIR COSTS MONEY, SO IT'S LIKE STEALING,

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AND YOU ALWAYS SAY--

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- NOT STEALING. NOT.

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OKAY, I'M THE ONE THAT TAUGHT YOU

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THAT STEALING IS BAD, ALL RIGHT?

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I'M JUST SAYING, YOU KNOW, IF I GOT A LEATHER CHAIR, OKAY?

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AND I GET TO LEAN BACK-- OH, THIS ONE'S GONNA GO. thump!

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[groans]

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- LEATHER CHAIR?

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SO YOU'RE AGAINST STEALING,

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BUT SKINNING COWS IS COOL WITH YOU.

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- I'M FINE, BY THE WAY.

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FRANKLY, YOUR CONCERN IS GETTING EMBARRASSING.

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- SINCE WHEN ARE YOU AGAINST LEATHER?

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- YEAH, YOU'RE NOT EVEN A VEGETARIAN.

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- I'M NOT AGAINST THE INSIDES. PEOPLE NEED MEAT TO SURVIVE.

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- YOU ARE AWARE THAT THEY DON'T

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REMOVE IT FROM THE COW SURGICALLY, RIGHT?

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[doorbell rings]

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- HI, MICHAEL.

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- MARTA, HI. HEY, IT'S MARTA.

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HEY, IT'S MARTA, EVERYBODY. GREAT TO SEE YOU.

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- I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR GOB.

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- WELL, YOU'RE HIS GIRLFRIEND.

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- narrator: MICHAEL WISHED MARTA WAS HIS GIRLFRIEND,

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A SECRET HE HAD ONLY SHARED WITH LINDSAY.

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- ACTUALLY, WE HAD A BIG FIGHT.

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HE THOUGHT I WAS BELITTLING HIS CAREER,

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BUT I NEVER WOULD DO THAT.

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- NEITHER WOULD I. WHAT CAREER?

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- THE MAGIC?

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- OH, THE TRICKS, THE LITTLE TRICKS.

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THOSE ARE GREAT.

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- WELL, HE DIDN'T LIKE MY REACTION TO HIS NEW ONE.

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- REAL NEEDLE. REAL APPLE.

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REAL NECK.

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- AH, EL ES ZOMBI!

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[screaming]

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- THEY'RE CHILDREN! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?

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- OH, SURE.

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FIRST YOU DUMP ALL OVER IT.

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NOW YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW IT'S DONE.

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- AND I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE.

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- WELL, HE HASN'T BEEN HERE.

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- BUT HE SAID HE WAS STAYING HERE.

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OH, MY GOD.

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MAYBE HE'S STAYING WITH ANOTHER WOMAN.

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- NO, NO, NO. NO, NO, NO.

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NO, HE IS STAYING HERE.

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I JUST HAVEN'T SEEN HIM HERE, THE FOYER OR THE KITCHEN.

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- WELL, THAT'S A RELIEF. - YEAH.

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- WELL, TELL HIM TO CALL ME WHEN HE GETS IN.

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- I SURE WILL, MARTA.

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- IF YOU REMEMBER. - I WILL REMEMBER.

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YEAH. I'LL GIVE HIM THE MESSAGE THOUGH. OKAY.

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- SHE'S GONE. - YEP. GOT IT.

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- YOU ARE TOO NICE.

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- OH, COME ON. WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?

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TELL HER THAT GOB IS NOT STAYING HERE?

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TELL HER GOB IS SCREWING AROUND ON HER?

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GOD KNOWS WHERE HE IS?

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ACTUALLY, THAT-THAT SOUNDED OKAY.

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- NAH, YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO DO IT.

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YOU'RE TOO GOOD.

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YOU'RE THE NOBLE ONE. - THANK YOU.

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- THE ONE WHO NEVER WINS.

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- I-I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.

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- THE LOSER. - HMM?

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- THE FOOL.

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- SHE IS SUCH A HYPOCRITE. DOESN'T IT DRIVE YOU NUTS?

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- CRAZY. WAIT. WHO IS? WHICH PART?

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- MY MOM.

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SHE PRETENDS TO CARE ABOUT ALL THESE CAUSES.

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- narrator: LINDSAY HAD ALWAYS BEEN CELEBRATED

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FOR HER WINE AND CHEESE CHARITY FUND-RAISERS.

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- I MEAN, NOW SHE'S ANTI-LEATHER?

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LET'S SEE HOW SHE FEELS WHEN HER DAUGHTER'S PRO-LEATHER.

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WANNA GO SHOPPING WITH ME?

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I BET YOU COULD GET SOMETHING COOL.

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- narrator: IN FACT, GEORGE MICHAEL

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HAD BEEN TRYING TO PROVE TO MAEBY

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THAT HE WAS MACHO,

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AFTER AN EMBARRASSING BRUSH WITH HER.

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- YOUR LEGS LOOK EXACTLY LIKE MINE,

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AND I JUST SHAVED MINE.

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- SO I'M THINKING OF GETTING A MOTORCYCLE.

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YEAH, I'M GONNA NEED A LEATHER JACKET

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FOR WHEN I'M ON MY HOG AND NEED TO GO INTO

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A CONTROLLED SLIDE.

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- THERE'S MY LITTLE GIRL.

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I'VE GOT GREAT NEWS. DADDY HAS THE ENTIRE DAY OFF.

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- BUT YOU HAVE EVERY DAY OFF. YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB.

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- WELL--I DON'T NEED MONEY TO HANG OUT WITH MY DAUGHTER.

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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

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- WE'RE GOING SHOPPING.

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- OH, NO, NO. I CAN'T DO THAT.

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- narrator: THE NEXT DAY,

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MICHAEL WAS STOPPED ON HIS WAY TO WORK.

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- GET IN. - WHAT?

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- IF YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR BROTHER,

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YOU'LL GET IN THIS CAR.

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- WHICH BROTHER? - GOB.

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LET ME BE CLEARER.

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TELL HIM ROLLO WANTS HIM TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO HIS LEGS.

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[knocking]

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- narrator: MICHAEL WENT LOOKING FOR GOB.

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- MOM.

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- I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

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I WANT YOU TO HELP ME BREAK UP YOUR BROTHER AND HIS GIRLFRIEND.

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WELL, I'M ALL FOR THAT. WE'VE JUST GOTTA FIND HIM FIRST.

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- HE'S LOCKED ON THE BALCONY.

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- OH. YOU MEANT BUSTER.

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I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT GOB.

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- NO. I WILL NOT HAVE BUSTER DATING MY BEST FRIEND.

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- narrator: TENSION HAD BEEN HIGH

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BETWEEN THE TWO LUCILLES

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SINCE BUSTER HAD ANNOUNCED HE'D BEEN DATING HER.

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ALTHOUGH NEITHER HAD ADDRESSED THIS,

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BOTH HAD GIVEN INDICATIONS OF THEIR TRUE FEELINGS.

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- MOM, YOU'RE RUINING OUR FORT.

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- I MEAN, SHE'S BEEN A FAMILY FRIEND FOR YEARS.

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IT'S JUST...CREEPY.

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HI, BUDDY.

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MOM, I THINK YOU MIGHT BE OVERREACTING.

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- SHE CHANGED HIM AS A BABY.

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- OKAY. THAT-THAT'S ABOUT THE CREEPIEST THING

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I'VE EVER HEARD.

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- THAT'S WHY SHE DIDN'T LOOK SURPRISED.

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- YOU'RE THE ONLY CHILD WHO CHOSE A SPOUSE I LIKED,

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AND SHE'S THE ONE WHO HAD TO DIE.

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- I KNOW. THAT'S ROUGH FOR YOU.

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MOM, I'M LOOKING FOR GOB.

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THERE'S SOME PEOPLE AFTER HIM,

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AND I DON'T KNOW WHETHER IT'S GAMBLING OR WHAT,

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BUT, UM, THEY WANNA BREAK HIS LEGS.

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- IT'S A GOOD THING HE'S ALREADY GOT

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THAT LITTLE SCOOTER.

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[laughs]

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OH, DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK.

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I HAPPEN TO BE A MORE CARING MOTHER THAN MOST.

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- WHERE'S MY BED? - I PUT IT IN STORAGE.

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I GUESS YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO DECIDE

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WHICH LUCILLE YOU WANT TO SPEND YOUR NIGHTS WITH.

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- OKAY, BEFORE I LEAVE THIS PLACE

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FOR THE LAST TIME EVER, HAS ANYONE SEEN GOB?

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- I SAW HIM LAST NIGHT AT THE PLAYTIME PIZZA THEATER,

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ON MY DATE.

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OF WHICH I HAVE ANOTHER ONE TONIGHT.

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AND I'M GOING TO CONTINUE DATING, MOM.

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- SOUNDS A LITTLE BIT LIKE "DATING MOM."

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- IT'S STARTING TO FEEL A LITTLE LIKE IT.

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- HMM.

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- narrator: LUCILLE DECIDED

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SHE NEEDED THE HELP OF BUSTER'S FATHER.

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UNFORTUNATELY, AFTER A RECENT ESCAPE ATTEMPT,

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GEORGE SR. HAD BEEN PUT IN SOLITARY CONFINEMENT.

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MICHAEL WENT TO FIND HIS BROTHER AT HIS LATEST GIG.

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- WHAT'S UP, MIKE?

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- YEAH. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

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- CAN'T GET ANY WORK, MIKE.

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MAGICIANS' ALLIANCE HAS BLACKBALLED ME

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FROM EVERY VENUE IN TOWN.

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- HMM.

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- EVEN MY OWN SO- CALLED GIRLFRIEND

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DOESN'T BELIEVE IN ME.

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- WELL, I DON'T WANNA GET INTO THAT PART OF YOUR LIFE ANYMORE.

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OKAY, LISTEN, I JUST CAME HERE TO TELL YOU

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THAT THIS GUY NAMED ROLLO

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PULLED ME OVER AND MADE SOME THREATS.

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- WHAT KIND OF THREATS?

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HE SAID TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO YOUR LEGS.

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I DON'T KNOW WHETHER THIS GUY'S A MOBSTER,

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A LOAN SHARK, SOMETHING EQUALLY SCARY.

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- MAGICIAN.

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- I THINK YOU'RE CONFUSING SCARY WITH SILLY.

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THIS GUY WAS FRIGHTENING. HE WAS IN A LIMO.

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- NO, HE'S A MAGICIAN. HE REPLACED ME IN THE ALLIANCE.

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HE'S THE REASON I GOTTA DO MY ACT IN THIS HELLHOLE.

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- WHY DOES HE WANNA BREAK YOUR LEGS?

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- HE DOESN'T WANT TO BREAK MY LEGS.

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HE WANTS TO TAKE MY LEGS. - I-I DON'T--

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- THE LEGS, THE BOTTOM HALF OF MY SAW-THE-LADY-IN-HALF TRICK.

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NO, NOT NOW.

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I'M SHOWING HIM HOW TO DO THE TRICK.

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TWO CHICKS CURL UP IN A BOX.

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WE CALL ONE THE HEAD AND ONE THE LEGS.

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- SO THAT'S HOW THEY DO IT.

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- GOD, I GOTTA STOP GIVING THESE THINGS AWAY.

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- THE TOP HALF THERE, WHAT DO YOU DO ABOUT THAT?

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- I JUST GET A VOLUNTEER FROM THE CROWD.

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- OH, YEAH?

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- THE OLD TOP HALF QUIT WHEN SHE FOUND OUT

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I WAS SLEEPING WITH THE LEGS.

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- I GUESS WORD REALLY GETS AROUND IN THERE.

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SO ROLLO WANTS YOUR LEGS,

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BUT YOU'RE CHEATING ON MARTA WITH THOSE LEGS.

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- WOULD YOU GIVE ME A BREAK, PLEASE?

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THE LEGS ARE INSANELY JEALOUS.

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- IS THAT WHY YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MARTA FOR THE PAST FEW DAYS?

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THIS IS ALL ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE AGAIN, ISN'T IT?

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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. JUST FORGET IT.

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I CAME HERE TO TRY TO HELP YOU.

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- HEY, I APPRECIATE YOUR TIME. - GREAT. GREAT.

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YOU KNOW WHAT, GOB?

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MARTA IS A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME WOMAN.

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SHE'S A TREASURE.

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AND I DON'T THINK YOU'RE SHOWING HER

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ENOUGH RESPECT, OKAY?

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- SHE DOESN'T RESPECT MY CAREER.

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- OKAY.

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- HE'S HAVING SEX WITH A WOMAN IN HIS ACT?

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- I GOTTA TELL MARTA WHAT'S GOING ON.

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- FIRST OF ALL, SHE'LL HATE YOU FOR IT.

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IT'S CALLED SHOOT THE MESSENGER.

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SECONDLY, IT'S NOT IN YOUR NATURE.

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I MEAN, YOU'RE LIKE MR. MORALS.

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YOU CAN'T EVEN TAKE A DESK CHAIR.

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- DAMN IT.

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I-I'M A SAINT, YOU KNOW?

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I'M A LIVING SAINT,

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AND I GET ABSOLUTELY NOTHING OUT OF IT.

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- WELL, YOU GET A FALSE FEELING OF SUPERIORITY.

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- I KNOW. THAT IS NICE, BUT THIS TIME,

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IT'S NOT ENOUGH.

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WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THE ONE

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THAT HAS TO SET THE GOOD EXAMPLE FOR EVERYONE?

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- HEY, GUYS. - OH, THAT'S WHY.

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- HEY, MOM. - HEY, HONEY.

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- MOO?

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- MMM. MOO, HONEY.

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- YOU HAVE TO BE SOME SORT OF SHE-HULK TO GET THIS.

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- YOU JUST GOTTA REALLY DIG.

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- WELL, IT'S NOT-- ENJOY--

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OH, MAEBY, GREAT NEWS.

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I GOT MY HANDS ON SOME MONEY.

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I CAN'T SAY HOW OR WHEN-- OR WHERE MY WEDDING RING IS,

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BUT MY PURSE OVERFLOWETH AS DO MY HIGH SPIRITS,

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SO A-SHOPPING WE MUST GO.

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- DAD, WE ALREADY WENT.

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THAT'S WHY WE'RE WEARING ALL THIS LEATHER.

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I'M REALLY INTO LEATHER.

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TELL MOM.

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- YES.

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- IF YOU EVER NEED TO BORROW ANY MONEY OR--

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- NO. THANK YOU, NO.

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- narrator: SO TOBIAS CHOSE TO PURSUE

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A COMMON INTEREST WITH HIS DAUGHTER.

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- MAY I HELP YOU? - I HOPE SO.

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I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING THAT SAYS,

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"DAD LIKES LEATHER."

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- SOMETHING THAT SAYS, "LEATHER DADDY?"

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- OH, IS THERE SUCH A THING?

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- narrator: LATER THAT DAY, MICHAEL GOT A SURPRISE VISIT.

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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - I WAS LOOKING FOR GOB.

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HE SAID HE WAS WORKING HERE TODAY.

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- OH, YES? PLEASE.

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HE SAID THAT, HUH? HE SAID THAT HE'S WORKING, HUH?

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WOW. HERE?

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WHAT ELSE DID HE SAY?

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DID HE TELL YOU THAT I GAVE HIM YOUR MESSAGE?

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NOT THAT I'M THE MESSENGER, YOU KNOW?

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- HE TOLD ME.

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- I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU SAID TO HIM,

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BUT IT REALLY TURNED HIM AROUND.

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- HE SAID I WAS A TREASURE. - SHE'S A TREASURE.

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- AND A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME WOMAN.

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- MM-HMM. LISTEN, MARTA, GOB IS--A POET.

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- MM. - HE'S TOUCHED.

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I'M GONNA TELL HIM THAT YOU STOPPED BY,

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AND, UH, YOU HAVE A NICE DAY.

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- THANK YOU.

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YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD BROTHER. ALWAYS TRYING TO HELP HIM.

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OH, AND HE SHOWED ME THE WATCH YOU GAVE HIM.

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- THE WATCH?

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- I APPRECIATE YOUR TIME.

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- narrator: AND SO, FOR THE FIRST TIME,

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MICHAEL SET A PLAN IN MOTION

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TO TAKE SOMETHING THAT DIDN'T BELONG TO HIM.

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- YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING,

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I'D LIKE TO HELP YOU GUYS OUT ONE MORE TIME.

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YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO? YOU SHOULD SURPRISE GOB ONSTAGE.

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I KNOW THAT HE'S LOOKING FOR A NEW ASSISTANT.

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- REALLY? - MM-HMM.

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- COULD YOU HELP ME WITH THAT?

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- YES.

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- YOU REALLY ARE A GOOD GUY, MICHAEL.

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- WELL, YOU CAN'T CHANGE WHO YOU ARE.

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- [singing] START SHOPPING BY FINGERS

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WE'RE LIVING IN YOUR WORLD NOW THIS TIME

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- narrator: MICHAEL WENT TO THE POPULAR MAGIC PARLOR,

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THE GOTHIC CASTLE, TO ASK A FAVOR OF ROLLO.

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I WAS WONDERING IF, UH--

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IF YOU WOULD GIVE MY BROTHER A SHOW?

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ONE MORE CHANCE TO GET BACK IN WITH THE ALLIANCE.

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THAT'S ALL I ASK.

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AND--AND YOU WILL GET YOUR LEGS BACK.

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- HOW?

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- YOU'RE ASKING ME TO REVEAL MY TRICK?

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- narrator: SO MICHAEL WENT TO GIVE HIS BROTHER

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THE GOOD NEWS.

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- REALLY, TOMORROW NIGHT?

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- YEAH. YOU JUST GOTTA MAKE SURE YOU DO THE SAWING IN HALF TRICK.

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- I DON'T EVEN HAVE A TOP HALF.

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- DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.

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I GOT SOMEONE I WANT YOU TO USE.

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SHE'S PERFECT, A GREAT GIRL.

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YOU'RE ACTUALLY DOING ME A FAVOR.

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- HAS SHE GOT BIG CANS? - I'LL SEE YA THERE, GOB.

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- YOU'RE A GOOD BROTHER.

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- YOU'RE A HORRIBLE BROTHER, MICHAEL.

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- PRETTY GOOD, HUH?

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- YOU'RE GONNA PUT MARTA ONSTAGE WITH THE LEGS?

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- IT'S GONNA BLOW UP. LEGS GET UPSET.

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MARTA GETS UPSET.

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MARTA LEAVES GOB, AND I DON'T GET SHOT.

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- YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO PULL THE TRIGGER ON THIS.

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YOU CAN'T ESCAPE IT, MICHAEL. YOU'RE THE GOOD GUY.

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- CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT.

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- AN IMPOTENT MAN-BOY?

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- BUT IT IS DONE. THE PLAN IS IN MOTION.

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- THIS JUST ISN'T YOU.

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- IT'S ME NOW. IT'S THE ME THAT CAN RECLINE. thump!

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- DID THAT HURT? - NO.

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- THIS STUFF'S KIND OF HOT, ISN'T IT?

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- I HADN'T NOTICED. - HEY, GANG.

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MIND IF SQUEEZE IN HERE FOR A MOMENT?

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OH!

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LOOK AT US.

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WHO'D WANNA MESS WITH ANY OF US, HUH?

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- EXCUSE ME. - YES. OOP.

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- DID YOU GET A JOB OR SOMETHING?

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- NO, NO, I DIDN'T.

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UNLESS YOU CONSIDER "WORLD'S COOLEST DADDY" A JOB.

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IF I-- [chokes and grunts]

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- HEY, DAD.

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- HEY, BUDDY.

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YOU'RE STILL WEARING THAT JACKET, HUH?

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- YEAH. I WAS JUST GOING FOR A NEW LOOK.

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- YEAH?

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- TRYING TO INTRODUCE SOME EDGE TO THE WHOLE PALETTE.

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- HMM, KIND OF LIKED YOU THE WAY YOU WERE.

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- YOU DID?

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- YEAH, I MEAN, WE CAN'T REALLY

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CHANGE WHO WE ARE ANYWAY, RIGHT?

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- WISH YOU'D TOLD ME THAT

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BEFORE I THREW AWAY MY WINDBREAKER.

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OH, YOU BOUGHT A CHAIR.

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- UH, NO, ACTUALLY, I BORROWED IT.

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LIKE WE TALKED ABOUT.

00:14:16

- WELL, I THOUGHT WE DECIDED THAT WAS LIKE STEALING.

00:14:19

- IS THAT WHERE WE LANDED ON THAT?

00:14:22

- narrator: AS MICHAEL WAS BECOMING MORE SELFISH,

00:14:24

HIS FATHER WAS CHOOSING A MORE PIOUS PATH.

00:14:29

WHICH MADE BUSTER AND LUCILLE'S VISIT

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GO MUCH DIFFERENTLY THAN PLANNED.

00:14:34

- WHY IS THERE A PIECE OF SHOE ON YOUR HEAD?

00:14:36

- THIS IS A-- WELL, IT'S A REMINDER

00:14:39

THAT THE DIVINE PRESENCE IS ALWAYS ABOVE ME.

00:14:42

- WELL, MORE IMPORTANTLY,

00:14:45

BUSTER'S BEEN HUMPING THE WIDOW AUSTERO.

00:14:47

- MOM. - IS THAT TRUE?

00:14:50

- NO. WE'RE TAKING IT SLOW.

00:14:52

- HE STAYS THERE SOMETIMES UNTIL 7:00, 8:00 AT NIGHT.

00:14:55

PEANUT BRITTLE ON HIS BREATH.

00:14:57

IS SHE THE ONE WHO'S GOING TO TAKE HIM TO THE DENTIST?

00:15:00

- SHE ALREADY HAS. - [gasps]

00:15:03

- [sighs]

00:15:05

[speaking Yiddish]

00:15:09

- WHAT?

00:15:10

- "MAY YOU LIVE. MAY YOU BE WELL.

00:15:12

I GIVE YOU MY BLESSING."

00:15:13

- WOW! REALLY?

00:15:14

- ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?

00:15:16

- JUST FOLLOW THE HEART THAT GOD GAVE YOU, HMM?

00:15:18

- NO TOUCHING.

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NO--

00:15:22

[clears throat]

00:15:27

- CAN YOU GET ME SOME OF THAT PEANUT BRITTLE?

00:15:31

- narrator: ON THE NIGHT OF THE SHOW,

00:15:32

THE FAMILY ARRIVED AT THE GOTHIC CASTLE,

00:15:35

AND IN THE GREEN ROOM,

00:15:37

MICHAEL WAS PREPARING MARTA FOR THE TRICK.

00:15:39

- AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BOX.

00:15:41

AND YOU TWO GUYS ARE FREE TO TALK.

00:15:44

OKAY. GOB, GOB, GOB.

00:15:46

- WHAT IS GOING ON? WHERE'S THE TOP HALF?

00:15:48

I HAVE TO TEACH HER THIS TRICK. SHE'S GOTTA FOLD HER KNEES.

00:15:52

- IT'S A FANTASTIC TRICK.

00:15:53

I DON'T WANT YOU TO WORRY, THOUGH.

00:15:55

I'VE ALREADY TOLD HER.

00:15:56

NOW, WHERE ARE THE LEGS? ARE THEY RUNNING LATE?

00:15:59

- SO IS EVERYONE HERE?

00:16:00

- I THINK SO. I HAVEN'T SEEN TOBIAS.

00:16:02

- narrator: IN FACT, TOBIAS HAD INTENDED TO COME,

00:16:05

BUT HAD A SLIGHT MISCOMMUNICATION

00:16:07

WITH HIS CABDRIVER.

00:16:08

- WHERE TO, MATE? - THE GOTHIC CASTLE.

00:16:11

- GOTHIC ASSHOLE? - THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

00:16:14

- narrator: AND ENDED UP IN THE WRONG LOCATION.

00:16:17

[club music pounding]

00:16:21

- OH, I AM GLAD I DIDN'T GO WITH THAT OUTFIT.

00:16:23

YES, HELLO. I AM LOOKING FOR THE MAGIC.

00:16:27

DANKE SCHOEN.

00:16:32

- OH. HELLO, LUCILLE.

00:16:35

- HELLO, LUCILLE.

00:16:36

HAVING A GOOD TIME WITH MY SON?

00:16:38

- ACTUALLY, WE'RE HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME.

00:16:40

- YOU KNOW, HE'S DAMAGED GOODS.

00:16:42

HE WAS BORN WITH A HOLE IN HIS HEART.

00:16:44

- NOW, LISTEN TO ME, LUCILLE.

00:16:46

I'M GONNA FILL THAT HOLE, 'CAUSE WE'RE IN LOVE.

00:16:48

- OH, PLEASE.

00:16:49

YOU'RE NO MORE IN LOVE WITH HIM THAN I AM.

00:16:51

- OKAY, WE'RE ALL SAYING SOME THINGS

00:16:53

WE'RE GOING TO REGRET.

00:16:54

- narrator: MEANWHILE, GOB WAS ALMOST READY

00:16:56

TO BEGIN HIS SHOW.

00:16:58

- OKAY. IT'S MAGIC TIME.

00:17:00

- HEY, GOOD LUCK OUT THERE NOW.

00:17:01

- HEY, LISTEN, I GOT YOU SOMETHING

00:17:03

FOR BEING SUCH A GOOD GUY,

00:17:05

NOT THAT IT'S A SURPRISE, YOU ALWAYS ARE.

00:17:07

- OH, WELL, UH-- MY WATCH.

00:17:13

- I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT.

00:17:14

- WELL, YOU'VE STOLEN SO MANY THINGS FROM ME

00:17:16

OVER THE YEARS.

00:17:17

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME

00:17:19

YOU'VE EVER GIVEN SOMETHING BACK.

00:17:21

I WANNA TRY TO BE A BETTER BROTHER,

00:17:22

LIKE YOU ARE TO ME.

00:17:24

- WE'RE READY FOR YOU.

00:17:28

- GOB...

00:17:31

HAVE A GOOD SHOW OUT THERE.

00:17:33

[Europe's "The Final Countdown" plays]

00:17:34

- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, A MAGICIAN NAMED GOB.

00:17:38

[music grows louder]

00:17:57

- DAD? - HEY, GEORGE MICHAEL.

00:17:59

WHERE'S THE LEATHER JACKET?

00:18:01

- IT'S LIKE YOU SAID, YOU CAN'T CHANGE WHO YOU ARE.

00:18:03

SO WHAT?

00:18:04

SO I DON'T HAVE ANY HAIR ON MY ARMS OR LEGS.

00:18:06

SO WHAT?

00:18:07

YOU KNOW, A LEATHER JACKET'S NOT GONNA CHANGE THAT.

00:18:09

YOU KNOW, I WAS TRYING TO ACT LIKE A TOUGH GUY,

00:18:11

AND IT'S WRONG.

00:18:12

I'M JUST A BORING, OLD NICE GUY LIKE YOU.

00:18:14

- I'M NOT THAT NICE.

00:18:16

- DAD, IF THIS IS ABOUT THE CHAIR,

00:18:17

I'VE BEEN THINKING.

00:18:18

YOU DESERVE IT.

00:18:19

YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'D EVER STEAL SOMETHING BIG.

00:18:22

- narrator: MICHAEL WAS HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS

00:18:24

ABOUT HIS PLAN,

00:18:25

BUT THEN HE GOT SOME UNEXPECTED HELP.

00:18:28

- HEY, I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT.

00:18:29

YOU'D BETTER TELL GOB, THE LEGS AREN'T COMING.

00:18:31

- OH, MY GOD.

00:18:32

- I CAN'T BELIEVE THE LEGS WOULD SCREW HIM LIKE THIS.

00:18:34

THIS IS HIS ONE LAST CHANCE.

00:18:36

THEY'LL NEVER LET HIM IN THE ALLIANCE AGAIN.

00:18:38

YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.

00:18:40

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME AND GOB.

00:18:44

- WHERE AM I GONNA GET A PAIR OF BEAUTIFUL WOMEN'S LEGS

00:18:46

ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE?

00:18:49

- narrator: SO THE TRICK WENT FORWARD AS PLANNED.

00:18:52

- AND NOW, MY HOPEFULLY LOVELY ASSISTANT WILL JOIN ME.

00:18:56

[applause]

00:19:10

- OH!

00:19:15

- WIGGLE THOSE SEXY GAMS, LADY.

00:19:18

- I'M OKAY WITH MYSELF. I'M OKAY WITH MYSELF.

00:19:26

- [giggles]

00:19:28

- MOM, DID YOU SEE IT? I'M BACK IN.

00:19:31

I'VE GOT THE CAREER BACK.

00:19:34

HANK YOU FOR COMING.

00:19:35

- narrator: AND WHEN LUCILLE NOTICED

00:19:37

HOW HAPPY MARTA HAD MADE GOB,

00:19:39

SHE REALIZED HOW IMPORTANT LOVE WAS TO HER CHILDREN.

00:19:44

- MOM. - HELLO, BUSTER.

00:19:46

- IF YOU'RE STILL MAD, I DON'T CARE.

00:19:48

I'M IN LOVE.

00:19:50

- I ACTUALLY CAME TO ASK LUCILLE SOMETHING.

00:19:54

- WHAT? - I WAS WONDERING

00:19:56

IF YOU'D LIKE TO PLAY BRIDGE WITH ME NEXT WEEK?

00:20:00

- OH, I'D ABSOLUTELY ADORE IT. OH, LUCILLE.

00:20:05

OH, GOD. LOOK AT US, BUSTER.

00:20:08

WE'RE BACK TOGETHER AGAIN: LUCILLE AND LUCILLE.

00:20:11

- YOU GUYS ARE FRIENDS AGAIN.

00:20:13

YOU CAN PLAY BRIDGE TOGETHER.

00:20:15

[kissing noise and Buster yelling]

00:20:17

COULD YOU JUST-- JUST SEPARATE?

00:20:20

[loud cough]

00:20:21

- narrator: MICHAEL WATCHED AS THE BROTHER

00:20:23

HE SWORE TO STOP HELPING

00:20:26

ENJOYED THE GIRLFRIEND HE HELPED HIM REUNITE WITH.

00:20:32

AND SO HE RETURNED TO WORK,

00:20:34

ACCEPTING THE FACT THAT HE WAS A GOOD GUY

00:20:37

BUT NOT AS GOOD AS EVERYONE THOUGHT.

00:20:45

- THIS REALLY WORKED BETTER WITH THE CHAIR.

00:20:48

- narrator: ON THE NEXT "ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT."

00:20:51

THE ALLIANCE DECIDES TO LET GOB BACK IN.

00:20:53

- TELL ME, HOW DID YOU GET

00:20:54

TWO ALLIANCE-APPROVED ASSISTANTS WITH SUCH SHORT NOTICE?

00:20:57

- OH, THAT WAS JUST MY GIRLFRIEND AND MY NEPHEW.

00:20:59

[murmuring ]

00:21:01

- WELL, YOU'RE OUT.

00:21:03

- narrator: AND TOBIAS GETS SOME GOOD NEWS.

00:21:06

- I GOT A GIG.

00:21:07

- [singing] THERE'S WHERE MY HEART IS TURNING EVER

00:21:11

THERE'S WHERE THE OLD FOLKS STAY

00:21:16

[whip cracks]