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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

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JIMMY: Hey, Gene.

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Thanks, Jimmy.

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JIMMY: Trina.

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Hey, Jimmy.

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JIMMY:

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Got a package, Dan.

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[MOUTHS]

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Thank you.

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How's it going?

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What's up?

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[KNOCKS]

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Hey.

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Hey, yourself.

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Jimmy, I'm really slammed.

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Just tell me what you need.

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What is it?

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I can't open it.

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[SIGHS]

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So, what does it say?

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[LAUGHS]

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[LAUGHS]

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"I must call to your attention the newly passed

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"Environmental Impact and

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Sustainability Assurance Act,

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"a statute that as you know, went into effect without any ex post facto provisions in place."

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You got a second?

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Not really. I'm--

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It'll just take two seconds,

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I promise.

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All right.

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What's this?

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[SNORTS]

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Is this a joke?

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Nope. No joke.

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You passed the bar?

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[CHUCKLES]

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Yeah. I did.

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I thought if Kim can do it, maybe I can too, you know?

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So I got my last few credits for undergrad from a community college.

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They're not just for draft dodgers and yoga classes, all right?

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Then I found a law school that would accept me.

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I mean, it wasn't Georgetown or anything, but...

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[SIGHS]

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The University of American Samoa.

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Oh, correspondence school.

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Well, I wasn't gonna quit work, right?

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Nights. Weekends.

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You know.

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They call it distance learning nowadays. They're accredited.

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Go, Land Crabs.

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So you know, I did that.

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And the bar exam's a mother.

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I mean, for me, it was.

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I failed it the first two times, but I guess it's like losing your virginity.

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Third time's the charm.

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This must have taken you years.

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And you kept it a secret all this time?

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Why? You didn't come to me for help?

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Jesus, Chuck.

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You're the busiest guy I know.

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You're doing important shit.

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[LAUGHS]

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Wow.

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I don't know what to say.

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Are you proud of me?

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Hmm? Um...

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Yes.

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Absolutely.

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Thanks, Chuck.

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That means a lot.

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Oh, hey. I was hoping, you know, if you think it's appropriate, once I get sworn in and everything, consider hiring me.

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As what? Oh, a lawyer.

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Obviously. Yeah.

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Well, that's a question

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I'm gonna have to take up with Howard and the other partners.

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Uh, you know, it's not my decision alone.

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But how could they say no?

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So much drive.

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Jimmy, look what you've done here.

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[LAUGHS]

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[PEOPLE CHATTERING AND CLAPPING]

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KIM:

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I told those guys devil's food.

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JIMMY:

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I will sue the store for you.

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KIM: Good.

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BURT: Just remember us when you're all big time.

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JIMMY:

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I don't remember you now, Burt.

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MAN:

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You representing mail room, so you show those upstairs jackholes how it gets--

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Hey. What're you folks up to?

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Having a party?

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KIM:

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Just a little celebration on behalf of New Mexico's newest attorney.

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I heard. Jesus, Jimmy.

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You're a regular Charlie Hustle.

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Congratulations, my friend.

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Oh, thank you.

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Would you like some cake?

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Oh, here.

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Um, don't mind if I do.

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Really, really impressive,

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Jimmy.

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We're all proud of you.

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Hey, I hate to interrupt, but could you guys give Jimmy and me a moment?

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Sure.

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Yeah. Absolutely.

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[COPIER WHIRRING]

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Please, sit down.

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[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

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Let's reassess in six months.

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Thanks for understanding,

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Jimmy.

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You want the door open or closed?

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Closed.

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[♪♪♪]

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[KNOCKS]

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How's it going?

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Settling back in.

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Great.

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So apparently they are ready for us.

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Oh. Thanks.

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But I wanted to get a couple of things done before lunch.

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And I'm still trying to--

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Come on, Kim.

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You deserve this.

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Come bask in the glow.

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HOWARD:

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Thank you all for coming.

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I appreciate you making time in

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the middle of your busy days.

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I'm pleased to announce

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that working closely

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with the Bernalillo County

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District Attorney's Office,

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we've reached a plea agreement

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for treasurer Craig Kettleman.

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We believe this is a just

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and fair outcome,

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and brings to a close

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an incident

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Mr. Kettleman

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deeply regrets.

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He is committed

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to making amends...

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Can I help you?

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Yeah. I'm here to see

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Mrs. Landry.

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Ah.

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Sign in right here, please.

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Are you a relative?

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Lawyer.

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Ahem. But I treat my clients like family.

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You know where to find her?

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Yeah. Thanks.

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[INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER TV]

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Hey. Good morning, folks.

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Hi. Jimmy McGill.

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Uh, oh. Hey. Pick a card, any card.

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All right.

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How's it going there?

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Good. Whoa, not so tight.

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Oh. Shh.

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A little surprise from the card fairy.

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Give me that squeeze.

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Squeeze whatever you got that's below the water that I can't see. Oh, yeah.

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All right,

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Mrs. Landry.

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Just a few more signatures and, uh, ahem, thy will be done.

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Would you like another Hydrox?

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No, thank you.

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I'm all Hydrox'd out.

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Oh, well, please help yourself if you change your mind.

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All right. That one.

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Okay. And that one.

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And that is it.

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Oh. What a relief.

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I should have done this years ago.

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Well, people do tend to put it off.

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But everybody should have a will.

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Please tell your friends.

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And that comes to $140.

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And I'm happy to take cash or a check.

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Or, uh, cash.

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[CHUCKLES]

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One moment.

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[SIGHS]

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[CHUCKLES]

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Could you write me a check?

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Well, it's been so long,

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I really don't know if I have enough in my account.

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I am so sorry.

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This is awful.

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But all I have is $43.

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Okay.

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Now, I could ask for an advance.

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I-- I am so sorry.

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It's fine.

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I don't know what to say.

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This is awful.

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Oh. You could keep the will until I get my allowance.

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And that should only be until the end of next week.

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That's not necessary.

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Here's my address.

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Just mail it to me when you've got it. All right?

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And why don't we--

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We'll just make it an even 120.

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All right?

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Oh. Thank you.

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You have a nice day.

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

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Excuse me. Allowance?

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Your family has you on an allowance?

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No. No. It's--

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It's my money.

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I just get it from Sandpiper Crossing.

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Five hundred dollars a month--

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I don't understand.

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You should have social security checks plus that pension we talked about.

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So how are you on an allowance?

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Well, the checks go to Sandpiper.

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And then they take out my fees and my expenses.

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Why don't you just come on in?

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I'm afraid I'm not explaining it very well.

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I-- I have statements here.

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Somewhere. Somewhere.

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So your pension and social security goes straight to the Sandpiper people?

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They take out--

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They take out what they need.

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And then I get my allowance.

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Here. And all the rest goes into my savings account.

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It's really all very above-board.

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A lot of places do it this way.

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This is how they do it for everybody around here?

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Well, yes. They-- They try to make everything easy for us.

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Mrs. Landry, are any of your friends around who I could talk to?

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MAN [OVER TV]:

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And okay. I said, "What?"

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So I went in the house,

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I told the house...

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I could not find...

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[INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER TV]

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JIMMY:

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In order to find out, you have to look on the back.

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Okay. And see this key.

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See, you have reading glasses.

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Could I borrow your glasses?

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Yes.

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Thank you.

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Oh, these are gonna help me, but I don't know if they'll do the trick.

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[CHUCKLES]

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So tiny.

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Four. Ten. Twelve.

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I think it might be Q-tips.

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I can't tell.

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It's probably an accident, but we should look into it, don't you think?

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They're not doing this intentionally, okay?

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This could be a mistake.

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If we correct the mistake, then you'll get some money back.

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And it'll be fair.

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[DOOR CLOSES]

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JIMMY:

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Hey, Chuck.

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My boxes.

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The ones I left--

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Oh.

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Sandpiper Crossing.

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Sandpiper Crossing.

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Did you do my wills?

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CHUCK: Yes, I did.

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JIMMY:

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Hey, would you look at that?

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Thank you.

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CHUCK: Don't thank me.

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This was a one-time thing.

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And don't think I don't see what you were doing here.

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You wanted to play Tom Sawyer, wanted me to paint the fence.

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God help me, it worked.

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You need help? Hire a paralegal.

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Stand on your own two feet.

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Yeah. Sure.

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I'll do that.

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You're not even listening to me.

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No. I hear you,

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Chuck, okay?

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Self-reliance. Great stuff.

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Would you look at this?

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What did I just say?

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Take a look, okay?

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Just right here.

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Do you see what I see?

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[SIGHS]

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All I'm asking is for you to take a look. Please?

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Sandpiper Crossing.

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It's a retirement home, assisted living.

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This is one of their invoices they send their residents.

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What exactly am I looking for here?

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Nothing earthshaking.

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Just little things.

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Little things like--

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Like this right here.

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Fourteen dollars for code 118-62.

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What's 118-62?

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I wonder.

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How could you even read this?

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It's like microfilm.

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[CHUCK SIGHS]

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118-62 is facial tissue.

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Fourteen bucks for a box of Kleenex.

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JIMMY:

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Yeah. And I found others.

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There's three and half dollars for a single roll of toilet paper, 22 bucks for aspirin.

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It's a clear pattern of overcharging.

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Nothing huge but adds up to real money.

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I mean, here, look.

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This woman, she got soaked for, like, 400 bucks last month.

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And there's a pretty solid attempt at concealment of that fact.

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Which, to my way of thinking, makes it--

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Fraud.

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This was in work I did?

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Yeah. You must have missed it.

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Um... Look, Chuck.

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I got lucky, right?

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Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

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This is no mom and pop outfit, okay? I dug around a little.

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They're owned by some kind of real estate investment trust.

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I'm working on getting more info but this could be big.

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I mean, this could be a big case, right?

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Well, if it's more than a few errant billings, and if it's systematic and you establish a pattern, it could be class-action.

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What do I do now?

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I mean, what next?

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Well, you need more information.

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You don't want to go off half-cocked.

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Full cock.

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Okay. Now, I'm gonna head back there. Thank you.

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You're the best.

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Back to see Mrs. Landry.

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Okay.

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What gives?

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Sorry, sir. New policy.

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We're concerned about solicitation on the premises.

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I'm not a gigolo if that's what you're implying.

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Legal solicitation.

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We are obligated to protect our residents from being harassed.

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And we have the right to refuse entry.

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[MACHINE WHIRRING]

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I have clients in there now.

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They have a legal right to meet with me.

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Well, you'll just have to arrange to meet them elsewhere.

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Oh, come on, guys.

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Seriously?

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What, are you making

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Soylent Green back there? It's--

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All right. Okay.

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I-- I'm backing away.

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Yeah?

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You know what? Um...

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Hey, this has gotten me a little bit stirred up down there.

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Can I use your restroom?

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Please. I've got IBS.

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Go ahead.

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[♪♪♪]

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"To Sandpiper Crossing.

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Clients of James M. McGill,

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this is to inform you--"

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

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PAULA:

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Sir, are you all right in there?

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JIMMY:

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"We believe that--"

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"Breach of contract--"

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Come on now, sir.

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I've been very patient.

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"Clear pattern

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of malfeasance--"

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"Negligent infliction

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of emotional stress."

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Sir, I really need you to finish up and come out.

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"Contact by the end of the week

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or I will be forced

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to move forward."

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I need you to finish--

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This is a demand letter informing Sandpiper Crossing of pending litigation for defrauding my clients through systematic overcharging.

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You're shredding in there.

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I'm not deaf.

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I can hear you.

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Stop right now.

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This here. This makes it official, all right?

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If you don't stop shredding now, that's destruction of evidence.

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Spoliation, that's what it's called. And it's a felony.

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So call your lawyers right now and tell them I said that. Me.

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James McGill, Esquire.

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I'm telling you, guys.

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Big mistake.

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[YELPS]

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[BUZZER SOUNDS]

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[CELL PHONE RINGING]

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Hey.

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STACEY: Hey.

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Am I calling at a bad time?

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No. Not at all.

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How you doing?

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Yeah, pretty good.

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Getting by.

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How about you?

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Getting by.

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It's good to hear from you.

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Yeah. I've been--

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There's been a lot going on.

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You know how it is.

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Yeah. I know.

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Uh, listen,

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I was--

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Was hoping maybe you could do me a favor.

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Do you think you could watch Kaylee?

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It'd be during my shift,

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the day after tomorrow.

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I hate to ask,

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but my regular sitter's down--

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Anything you need,

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I'll be there.

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You can get off work?

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I don't want to impose

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or anything.

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No. Anytime.

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It's not an imposition.

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Thanks.

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Appreciate it.

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Yeah. No problem.

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At quarter to 2?

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I'll see you then.

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Okay.

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[♪♪♪]

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[PANTING]

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Jesus.

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[COUGHS]

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[BREATHING HEAVILY]

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[GRUNTING]

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[GROANING]

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[SPITS]

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Come on.

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Where is it?

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Oh. Oh...

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Oh. Goddamn it.

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[MUFFLED CONVERSATION]

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It's not like we're close to being done.

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I mean, can't you get somebody else to do it?

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Right. They don't pay any of us enough for this shit.

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And it's going on and on.

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And so I'm like:

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"Why are you making your problems my problems?"

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Right. Like you don't have problems of your own.

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MAN:

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Exactly. That's exactly what I'm saying. Thank you.

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[CONVERSING INDISTINCTLY]

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[CELL PHONE RINGING]

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[WHISPERING]

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James McGill.

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MAN [OVER PHONE]:

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Mr. McGill, Rich Schweikart

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of Schweikart and Cokely.

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We're the law firm representing Sandpiper Crossing.

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How are you this evening?

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Quite well, thank you.

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How are you?

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Doing fine. Doing fine.

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I'm sorry to call so late.

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Did I catch you at a bad time?

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No. No. No. It's fine.

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It's just that you're whispering.

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I'm at the opera.

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Oh. What opera?

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Magic Flute.

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Mozart. Lovely.

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Well, I'll try not to keep you.

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We received something from you today and we're not quite sure what.

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It's a demand letter.

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Ah. It was a little confusing because it was written on--

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Well, I had to write it quickly, because your clients were in the process of destroying evidence.

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Mr. McGill, if you're talking about shredding documents, that's neither irregular nor illegal.

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Every business in America

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does it.

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You say potato,

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I say spoliation.

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Mm-hm. Maybe walk me through what you're alleging here.

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I believe it's all in the letter.

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I'm not saying it's not.

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But it's a bit hard to read.

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Next time,

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I'd use double ply.

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Let's not fixate on the medium, okay? Let's look at the message.

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Your clients are facing multiple counts of elder abuse, and fraud, and deceptive and unfair trade practices.

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And that's just the start, okay?

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I'm not a betting man, but I'd bet I'll find more.

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Mr. McGill, are you related to Charles McGill?

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He's my brother.

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Yeah? How's he doing these days?

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I fail to see the relevance of this.

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Frankly, the only reason

00:23:27

that I made this phone call was out of respect for Charles on the off chance you might be related to him.

00:23:33

My partner suggested that the best response

00:23:35

would be to send a Rule 11

00:23:35

letter and have you sanctioned.

00:23:37

But I didn't want

00:23:37

to jump to that immediately.

00:23:39

How about you stop trying to rattle my cage and just, you know, respond to the merits?

00:23:44

This is my response,

00:23:44

Mr. McGill.

00:23:46

You have no good-faith basis to threaten litigation.

00:23:49

This is a shakedown and we both know it.

00:23:51

Now, if you push this any further, my hands will be tied.

00:23:55

I'm sorry for interrupting your evening.

00:23:57

Enjoy the Magic Flute.

00:23:57

[PHONE BEEPS OFF]

00:23:59

Blow my magic flute.

00:24:03

[TRASH SQUISHING AND RATTLING]

00:24:06

[GRUNTS]

00:24:13

[GROANING]

00:24:21

[GRUNTS]

00:24:22

[SPITTING AND COUGHING]

00:24:28

[PANTING]

00:25:13

[♪♪♪]

00:26:01

[GROANS]

00:26:08

Jimmy, what're you doing here?

00:26:11

Oh, Chuck. I'm sorry to show up like this.

00:26:16

I just needed space to work.

00:26:18

What is all this?

00:26:20

What have you done to my dining room?

00:26:22

They were spoliating, the Sandpiper people.

00:26:24

They wouldn't let me in.

00:26:24

I could see they were shredding.

00:26:27

I wrote them a demand letter and gave it--

00:26:29

You broke into a nursing home?

00:26:30

Assisted living.

00:26:30

And you stole their garbage.

00:26:33

No, it was in public.

00:26:33

There was no lock, no nothing.

00:26:35

I just lifted the lid and there it was.

00:26:38

There's no reasonable expectation of privacy in that situation, is there?

00:26:42

You can't say it's private if a hobo can use it as a wigwam.

00:26:45

That's the standard, right, if animals or vagrants can get in?

00:26:50

More or less, yes.

00:26:52

Okay, so this is all legal.

00:26:54

It's completely above-the-belt legal.

00:26:56

I just need to figure out what they're trying to cover up.

00:27:00

You don't shred like this unless you got something to hide.

00:27:03

Not necessarily.

00:27:03

Oh, come on, Chuck.

00:27:05

A lawyer shows up, starts figuring out their little scheme.

00:27:07

And suddenly this?

00:27:09

No, it's not a coincidence.

00:27:09

It's in here.

00:27:11

Well, at least it's not cross-cut.

00:27:15

Look, you won't even know

00:27:15

I'm here, okay?

00:27:17

I just need some space and some quiet.

00:27:19

And I'll be out of your hair as soon as--

00:27:21

Stop. Stop.

00:27:21

It's okay.

00:27:22

You can work here.

00:27:22

Thanks.

00:27:26

I don't mind the company.

00:27:29

You look like you could use a cup of coffee.

00:27:32

Good God, yes.

00:27:35

I'll put it on.

00:28:18

Up, up. Up.

00:28:20

Shh, shh, shh.

00:28:23

[SIGHS]

00:28:25

God's sweet sake.

00:28:28

[SIGHS]

00:29:13

Oh, good. You're up.

00:29:17

Well, Jesus, Chuck, how long have I been asleep?

00:29:21

Chuck, how did you--?

00:29:25

I can't believe this.

00:29:29

Uh, thank you.

00:29:29

This is a huge help.

00:29:32

I felt like I was shoveling snow in a blizzard.

00:29:35

Well, it gets better.

00:29:38

What's this?

00:29:39

It's your smoking gun.

00:29:41

It's an invoice for syringes.

00:29:44

Yes. From?

00:29:46

Morrissey Medical Supply.

00:29:46

Lincoln, Nebraska.

00:29:49

So?

00:29:49

Trust me.

00:29:52

Meanwhile, we need to start pulling case law.

00:29:54

Any precedent dealing with 18 U.S.C. 1961 to '68.

00:30:00

Probably not a bad idea to pull

00:30:00

30-47-1 from NMSA. Uh, 1978.

00:30:07

I don't think that's gonna play, really.

00:30:10

But it's a good opening salvo for us.

00:30:12

Wait. "Us"?

00:30:15

We're working together on this?

00:30:17

Mm. That's up to you, Jimmy.

00:30:21

[CHUCKLES]

00:30:26

All right. All right.

00:30:29

All right.

00:30:29

Let's get to work.

00:30:42

[PHONE RINGING]

00:30:48

Kim Wexler.

00:30:48

JIMMY: Hey, gorgeous.

00:30:50

Oh, man. Sweet talking right out of the gate.

00:30:53

You want something.

00:30:53

Make it fast. I want to go home.

00:30:56

Okay. Okay. Will you look

00:30:56

something up for me on Westlaw?

00:31:00

Please?

00:31:01

You're lucky I'm a pushover.

00:31:04

All right. Hit me.

00:31:04

Thank you.

00:31:06

Anything on Sedima v. Imrex.

00:31:09

Schlesinger v. Disney.

00:31:09

Holmes v. SIPC.

00:31:12

Whoa, slow down. Slow down.

00:31:12

--v. Disney.

00:31:14

Holmes v. SI--

00:31:14

PC, yeah.

00:31:18

Anything on 5712,

00:31:18

1 through 24, NMSA, 1978.

00:31:24

Ah, okay.

00:31:24

It would help if I knew

00:31:26

what you were

00:31:26

looking for, here.

00:31:27

Anything. Everything.

00:31:29

You want me to just read you the headnotes?

00:31:31

No. No. Print it. Full cases.

00:31:33

And any cases that cite to those cases.

00:31:35

Shepardize like the wolf's at the door.

00:31:37

Jesus, Jimmy. That's gonna be thousands of pages.

00:31:40

Pretty please

00:31:40

with sugar on top?

00:31:42

Come on. You owe me one.

00:31:44

Yes, I do.

00:31:44

But this is gonna take hours.

00:31:47

And who do I bill it to?

00:31:47

Bill it to Howard.

00:31:49

I still remember his code, 1933.

00:31:51

Same year Hitler came to power.

00:31:53

You're not funny.

00:31:53

I'm not billing it to my boss.

00:31:56

How about yours?

00:31:56

I'll pay you back.

00:31:58

Jimmy, this is three, four hundred bucks worth of printing.

00:32:01

The accountants will find it, and I'll get fired.

00:32:03

Which sounds fun, but no.

00:32:05

Okay. Hold on a sec.

00:32:11

Hey. Kim can't print without a code.

00:32:14

Should I go there, take notes, come back?

00:32:16

No, no. It'd take too long.

00:32:16

Use mine, 1868.

00:32:19

Yeah.

00:32:25

1868, use that. It's Chuck's.

00:32:25

You're using Chuck's number?

00:32:28

Does Chuck know you're using Chuck's number?

00:32:30

We're working on something.

00:32:31

Bring it over to his place after.

00:32:33

You're a lifesaver.

00:32:34

Wait. You're working a case together?

00:32:36

Yeah. Keep this under your hat.

00:32:36

But it's gonna be huge.

00:32:40

Maybe a class-action, even.

00:32:41

We think it will settle for one, maybe two million.

00:32:44

How does that work?

00:32:44

Chuck's a partner at HHM.

00:32:48

So what? I know Chuck's

00:32:48

partnership agreement.

00:32:50

He can work

00:32:50

with outside parties.

00:32:53

That clause is intended for small-time stuff,

00:32:55

pro bono cases.

00:32:56

So I'm bono.

00:32:56

I'm very bono.

00:32:58

Chuck's a rock star.

00:32:58

They'll work it out.

00:33:01

And Chuck can handle this?

00:33:01

Last time I saw him, he was--

00:33:04

Last time you saw him, he wasn't himself, okay?

00:33:06

This is good for him.

00:33:09

Okay.

00:33:11

What?

00:33:12

I don't know.

00:33:12

I'm just--

00:33:14

Whatever.

00:33:14

I'll see you in a couple hours.

00:33:16

Okay. We're ordering a pizza.

00:33:16

I'll save you a slice.

00:33:19

[CELL PHONE BEEPS]

00:33:37

Hey, you know, if you don't separate those, you're gonna end up with brown.

00:33:41

[DOOR OPENS]

00:33:43

STACEY: Hello?

00:33:43

Hey.

00:33:46

We're in here. Oh...

00:33:48

We're playing sculptor.

00:33:50

She's Michel-angelina.

00:33:54

How's work?

00:33:54

Oh, you know. Work.

00:33:58

How'd it go?

00:33:59

Kid's a dream.

00:33:59

She's easy.

00:34:03

And you better stay that way.

00:34:05

[STACEY CHUCKLES]

00:34:07

How you doing, sweetie, huh? Huh?

00:34:11

Well.

00:34:11

I better be going.

00:34:14

Oh, wait.

00:34:14

Hang on a sec, would you?

00:34:16

I wanna talk to you about something.

00:34:18

What's up?

00:34:24

I wanna know what

00:34:24

I should do with this.

00:34:28

I've been carrying it around for weeks.

00:34:30

Like, holding on to it.

00:34:33

Every place

00:34:33

I put it feels wrong.

00:34:35

I thought about putting it in the collection plate, but that seemed,

00:34:38

I don't know...

00:34:42

Look, with Matty gone,

00:34:42

I have expenses.

00:34:45

And the death benefit helped, but...

00:34:48

What I wanna ask you is... can I spend this?

00:34:53

Stace... if this money helps you and Kaylee, if it does a single good thing in this world, then you spend every penny.

00:35:04

It's a relief.

00:35:06

It'll help a lot.

00:35:12

[SIGHS]

00:35:13

Of course, it's only a drop in the bucket.

00:35:22

I swear, everyone I know has had problems with them.

00:35:25

I had one. The computer in the engine, it locked in the middle of the Rockies.

00:35:29

Yeah, it decided I was overheating and that was it.

00:35:32

Yeah. I couldn't get it fixed for 100 miles.

00:35:34

I had to have it towed to

00:35:34

Telluride. It was unbelievable.

00:35:37

[BEEPS]

00:35:38

No.

00:35:39

No, it's the chip.

00:35:39

It's the little...

00:35:43

Yeah. It's, like, 800 bucks, not counting labor...

00:35:51

Hey, Mel, can I call you back?

00:36:03

Chuck, the Sandpiper has landed.

00:36:16

Gentlemen,

00:36:16

I'm Jimmy McGill. Welcome.

00:36:18

Rich Schweikart. This is

00:36:18

Alvin Reese. Phil Jergens.

00:36:22

Thanks for coming.

00:36:22

Whoa, I have to ask you.

00:36:24

Please leave electronics in the car.

00:36:27

Laptops, BlackBerries,

00:36:27

PalmPilots, watches.

00:36:29

If you lick it and it goes bzzt, leave it here.

00:36:32

Why?

00:36:33

My brother Chuck has a certain sensitivity.

00:36:36

It's a medical condition.

00:36:36

This is the price of admission.

00:36:39

Yeah, I heard about this.

00:36:39

Go ahead. It's fine.

00:36:42

[CHUCKLES]

00:36:45

There you go.

00:36:52

Make yourselves comfortable, gentlemen. I'll be right back.

00:37:03

Chuck, come on, buddy.

00:37:07

I'm--

00:37:09

I don't know if I can do this.

00:37:11

You can do this, all right?

00:37:14

These guys--

00:37:16

Those guys, they're nothing, okay?

00:37:18

They're the Pistons and you're the Bulls.

00:37:21

All right? All you gotta do is sit there and look intimidating.

00:37:27

They're scared of you already.

00:37:27

And they should be.

00:37:31

You're Charles McGill.

00:37:33

Let's go.

00:37:33

Let's go get 'em.

00:37:42

Oh. Hey.

00:37:45

Do you remember me, Charles?

00:37:47

We were on a co-defense.

00:37:47

Church's Donuts v. Amendola?

00:37:50

It was, Jesus, nine, ten years ago. Heh, yeah.

00:37:54

Our guys were suing the other guys.

00:37:57

They were suing us right back.

00:37:59

The city had some grievance with everyone.

00:38:01

So we had to bundle, like, four actions together.

00:38:04

I was sure that we were sunk. But you...

00:38:06

You quoted-- What was it?

00:38:09

Huh? Addyston Pipe and Steel.

00:38:12

You turned it all antitrust and the whole thing went away in summary judgment.

00:38:16

It was amazing.

00:38:16

It was amazing.

00:38:18

I figured you'd be arguing in front of the Supreme Court someday.

00:38:24

Well, it's good to see you.

00:38:24

Yeah.

00:38:27

[CLEARS THROAT]

00:38:30

SCHWEIKART:

00:38:30

All right. Well, let's get started. Um...

00:38:34

We've read your revised demand.

00:38:36

It's quite a laundry list.

00:38:36

Very creative.

00:38:38

JIMMY:

00:38:38

Yeah, creative.

00:38:38

Like the way your clients have been billing my clients.

00:38:43

Because that's, like,

00:38:43

Salvador Dali creative.

00:38:46

Cute. You know, you're not gonna make this stick.

00:38:48

Setting aside evidentiary concerns--

00:38:50

Whoa.

00:38:51

You guys couldn't afford

00:38:51

10 bucks for a padlock?

00:38:53

That's on them.

00:38:53

Public property.

00:38:56

Maybe a judge sees that your way. Maybe he doesn't.

00:38:59

But the damages for elder abuse?

00:39:01

The statute requires proof that there was some undue influence.

00:39:05

Someone threatening the residents of Sandpiper Crossing.

00:39:08

No one has claimed there was a guy with a knife telling them to hand over lunch money.

00:39:13

There are a lot of assisted living facilities out there that may be disreputable.

00:39:16

But that's not the case with our client.

00:39:18

All their facilities, all 12 of them, every single one, five-star rated.

00:39:23

You go to any one of them right now, you'll see happy, healthy residents.

00:39:27

Sandpiper takes care of these people. They don't bilk them.

00:39:30

But we looked into it.

00:39:32

And some of your clients have, in fact, been overbilled.

00:39:36

It's an accounting error.

00:39:38

It doesn't rise to the level of fraud, not even close.

00:39:40

We've calculated the damages.

00:39:40

All told, it's $46,320.

00:39:45

Mm-hm. So here's what we're prepared to do.

00:39:49

We're gonna make your clients whole.

00:39:51

A check for the 46 and change right now.

00:39:54

And on top of that, we'll give you another

00:39:56

46K to cover your expenses.

00:39:59

So what's that, 92?

00:39:59

Let's call it $100,000 even.

00:40:04

We admit to no wrongdoing.

00:40:05

And your clients release all claims.

00:40:13

[JIMMY SIGHS]

00:40:15

JIMMY:

00:40:15

I think you're gonna need to do better than that.

00:40:21

SCHWEIKART:

00:40:21

This was in your demand letter.

00:40:23

They're syringes. So?

00:40:25

I don't know if you know this, but that's a standard item in an assisted living facility.

00:40:29

Correct. It's not what it is that matters.

00:40:31

It's where it's from.

00:40:34

Lincoln, Nebraska.

00:40:36

Go, Cornhuskers.

00:40:42

Since you're not picking up what I'm putting down,

00:40:44

I'll explain it to you.

00:40:46

Nebraska, although they both begin with the letter "N", actually turns out to be a different state than New Mexico.

00:40:54

So your client accepted shipments across state lines for its enterprise.

00:41:00

In the U.S. mail, no less.

00:41:05

Are you trying to make this a RICO case?

00:41:07

Like our client is

00:41:07

John Gotti or something?

00:41:09

You know as well as I do,

00:41:11

RICO's used mostly for business beefs.

00:41:13

Sedima establishes a pretty low threshold for RICO provisions to kick in.

00:41:19

Interstate commerce is a bitch, huh?

00:41:21

Soon as we establish a pattern to--

00:41:23

What was your word?

00:41:23

"Overbillings"?

00:41:26

I prefer the classic term of "fraud."

00:41:29

You're looking at treble damages, so your 100 grand,

00:41:33

I think you know where you can stick it.

00:41:41

Will you give us a moment?

00:41:46

[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

00:41:56

Well, what number exactly did you have in mind?

00:42:01

Twenty million.

00:42:02

SCHWEIKART: Excuse me?

00:42:02

You heard me.

00:42:05

Oh, you can't expect--

00:42:05

CHUCK: Twenty million dollars.

00:42:11

Or we'll see you in court.

00:42:21

[CHUCKLES]

00:42:23

Hm.

00:42:26

JIMMY: Twenty million?

00:42:26

CHUCK: Didn't you hear them?

00:42:29

This is a big company.

00:42:29

Twelve separate facilities.

00:42:34

They can't possibly all be in New Mexico.

00:42:36

This is potentially a multi-state federal class action lawsuit with a RICO kicker at the penalty phase.

00:42:43

Twenty million, that's conservative.

00:42:45

Now, class cert, that's where we start.

00:42:48

I'll draft our complaint.

00:42:48

Try to get us a conditional one.

00:42:51

They'll try to pierce it.

00:42:53

It should hold long enough to start discovery.

00:42:55

We need to get you back on the grounds.

00:42:56

Quash this prohibition against you.

00:42:59

Some injunctive relief.

00:42:59

Maybe a TRO.

00:43:04

Jimmy, do you want to get started on the TRO?

00:43:08

Yeah. Yes.

00:43:14

[DOGS BARKING]

00:43:33

[WHIMPERS]

00:43:36

It looks good.

00:43:36

No heartworm. No mange.

00:43:40

Where'd you get her?

00:43:40

Shelter.

00:43:43

Good. There's too many puppy mills out there.

00:43:47

I had a dachsie in the other day.

00:43:49

Some douche bred her so much, poor thing.

00:43:51

She just had one giant hernia for a belly. Couldn't even walk.

00:43:56

Those people can go straight to hell as far as I'm concerned.

00:44:03

Anything else

00:44:03

I can do for you?

00:44:06

You still in touch with your people?

00:44:09

Depends on the type of work you're looking for.

00:44:11

Your do's, your don'ts

00:44:11

Your wills, your won'ts.

00:44:15

Well, you tell me what you got,

00:44:15

I'll tell you what I'll do.

00:44:31

I signed up three more clients at the mall today.

00:44:34

Jesus, those mall walkers, those geezers are faster than you think.

00:44:40

I could sleep for a decade.

00:44:50

Did you get what I asked?

00:44:52

The code provisions.

00:44:52

Oh...

00:44:55

Shit. Unh...

00:44:58

It's in the car.

00:45:02

Just give me a minute.

00:45:02

I'll, uh...

00:45:06

I'll go.

00:45:14

Where's the--?

00:45:48

Chuck?

00:46:05

Chuck?

00:46:07

Yeah?

00:46:09

[♪♪♪]

00:46:42

[♪♪♪]