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00:00:04[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
00:00:22JIMMY: Hey, Gene.
00:00:22Thanks, Jimmy.
00:00:25JIMMY: Trina.
00:00:25Hey, Jimmy.
00:00:28JIMMY:
00:00:28Got a package, Dan.
00:00:30[MOUTHS]
00:00:30Thank you.
00:00:36How's it going?
00:00:38What's up?
00:00:59[KNOCKS]
00:01:03Hey.
00:01:04Hey, yourself.
00:01:06Jimmy, I'm really slammed.
00:01:06Just tell me what you need.
00:01:11What is it?
00:01:19I can't open it.
00:01:26[SIGHS]
00:01:42So, what does it say?
00:01:45[LAUGHS]
00:01:50[LAUGHS]
00:01:52"I must call to your attention the newly passed
00:01:55"Environmental Impact and
00:01:55Sustainability Assurance Act,
00:01:58"a statute that as you know, went into effect without any ex post facto provisions in place."
00:02:03You got a second?
00:02:03Not really. I'm--
00:02:05It'll just take two seconds,
00:02:05I promise.
00:02:07All right.
00:02:11What's this?
00:02:16[SNORTS]
00:02:17Is this a joke?
00:02:18Nope. No joke.
00:02:22You passed the bar?
00:02:23[CHUCKLES]
00:02:23Yeah. I did.
00:02:26I thought if Kim can do it, maybe I can too, you know?
00:02:29So I got my last few credits for undergrad from a community college.
00:02:33They're not just for draft dodgers and yoga classes, all right?
00:02:36Then I found a law school that would accept me.
00:02:39I mean, it wasn't Georgetown or anything, but...
00:02:42[SIGHS]
00:02:43The University of American Samoa.
00:02:45Oh, correspondence school.
00:02:47Well, I wasn't gonna quit work, right?
00:02:49Nights. Weekends.
00:02:49You know.
00:02:52They call it distance learning nowadays. They're accredited.
00:02:56Go, Land Crabs.
00:02:56So you know, I did that.
00:02:59And the bar exam's a mother.
00:02:59I mean, for me, it was.
00:03:03I failed it the first two times, but I guess it's like losing your virginity.
00:03:08Third time's the charm.
00:03:10This must have taken you years.
00:03:12And you kept it a secret all this time?
00:03:14Why? You didn't come to me for help?
00:03:18Jesus, Chuck.
00:03:18You're the busiest guy I know.
00:03:20You're doing important shit.
00:03:24[LAUGHS]
00:03:24Wow.
00:03:26I don't know what to say.
00:03:28Are you proud of me?
00:03:30Hmm? Um...
00:03:32Yes.
00:03:33Absolutely.
00:03:35Thanks, Chuck.
00:03:35That means a lot.
00:03:39Oh, hey. I was hoping, you know, if you think it's appropriate, once I get sworn in and everything, consider hiring me.
00:03:50As what? Oh, a lawyer.
00:03:54Obviously. Yeah.
00:03:56Well, that's a question
00:03:56I'm gonna have to take up with Howard and the other partners.
00:04:00Uh, you know, it's not my decision alone.
00:04:04But how could they say no?
00:04:07So much drive.
00:04:09Jimmy, look what you've done here.
00:04:12[LAUGHS]
00:04:14[PEOPLE CHATTERING AND CLAPPING]
00:04:16KIM:
00:04:16I told those guys devil's food.
00:04:18JIMMY:
00:04:18I will sue the store for you.
00:04:19KIM: Good.
00:04:19BURT: Just remember us when you're all big time.
00:04:22JIMMY:
00:04:22I don't remember you now, Burt.
00:04:24MAN:
00:04:24You representing mail room, so you show those upstairs jackholes how it gets--
00:04:27Hey. What're you folks up to?
00:04:27Having a party?
00:04:31KIM:
00:04:31Just a little celebration on behalf of New Mexico's newest attorney.
00:04:35I heard. Jesus, Jimmy.
00:04:35You're a regular Charlie Hustle.
00:04:38Congratulations, my friend.
00:04:38Oh, thank you.
00:04:40Would you like some cake?
00:04:40Oh, here.
00:04:42Um, don't mind if I do.
00:04:44Really, really impressive,
00:04:44Jimmy.
00:04:47We're all proud of you.
00:04:48Hey, I hate to interrupt, but could you guys give Jimmy and me a moment?
00:04:52Sure.
00:04:52Yeah. Absolutely.
00:04:54[COPIER WHIRRING]
00:04:59Please, sit down.
00:05:04[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
00:05:39Let's reassess in six months.
00:05:41Thanks for understanding,
00:05:41Jimmy.
00:05:43You want the door open or closed?
00:05:46Closed.
00:06:11[♪♪♪]
00:06:30[KNOCKS]
00:06:32How's it going?
00:06:33Settling back in.
00:06:35Great.
00:06:36So apparently they are ready for us.
00:06:39Oh. Thanks.
00:06:41But I wanted to get a couple of things done before lunch.
00:06:43And I'm still trying to--
00:06:44Come on, Kim.
00:06:44You deserve this.
00:06:48Come bask in the glow.
00:06:54HOWARD:
00:06:54Thank you all for coming.
00:06:56I appreciate you making time in
00:06:56the middle of your busy days.
00:06:58I'm pleased to announce
00:06:58that working closely
00:07:00with the Bernalillo County
00:07:00District Attorney's Office,
00:07:03we've reached a plea agreement
00:07:03for treasurer Craig Kettleman.
00:07:07We believe this is a just
00:07:07and fair outcome,
00:07:09and brings to a close
00:07:09an incident
00:07:11Mr. Kettleman
00:07:11deeply regrets.
00:07:14He is committed
00:07:14to making amends...
00:07:16Can I help you?
00:07:17Yeah. I'm here to see
00:07:17Mrs. Landry.
00:07:19Ah.
00:07:20Sign in right here, please.
00:07:24Are you a relative?
00:07:26Lawyer.
00:07:27Ahem. But I treat my clients like family.
00:07:31You know where to find her?
00:07:33Yeah. Thanks.
00:07:36[INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER TV]
00:07:39Hey. Good morning, folks.
00:07:39Hi. Jimmy McGill.
00:07:43Uh, oh. Hey. Pick a card, any card.
00:07:48All right.
00:07:50How's it going there?
00:07:50Good. Whoa, not so tight.
00:07:54Oh. Shh.
00:07:57A little surprise from the card fairy.
00:08:02Give me that squeeze.
00:08:03Squeeze whatever you got that's below the water that I can't see. Oh, yeah.
00:08:08All right,
00:08:08Mrs. Landry.
00:08:09Just a few more signatures and, uh, ahem, thy will be done.
00:08:14Would you like another Hydrox?
00:08:15No, thank you.
00:08:15I'm all Hydrox'd out.
00:08:18Oh, well, please help yourself if you change your mind.
00:08:21All right. That one.
00:08:23Okay. And that one.
00:08:28And that is it.
00:08:30Oh. What a relief.
00:08:32I should have done this years ago.
00:08:34Well, people do tend to put it off.
00:08:36But everybody should have a will.
00:08:38Please tell your friends.
00:08:41And that comes to $140.
00:08:45And I'm happy to take cash or a check.
00:08:47Or, uh, cash.
00:08:50[CHUCKLES]
00:08:57One moment.
00:09:02[SIGHS]
00:09:10[CHUCKLES]
00:09:12Could you write me a check?
00:09:13Well, it's been so long,
00:09:15I really don't know if I have enough in my account.
00:09:18I am so sorry.
00:09:18This is awful.
00:09:21But all I have is $43.
00:09:26Okay.
00:09:27Now, I could ask for an advance.
00:09:29I-- I am so sorry.
00:09:31It's fine.
00:09:31I don't know what to say.
00:09:34This is awful.
00:09:36Oh. You could keep the will until I get my allowance.
00:09:41And that should only be until the end of next week.
00:09:44That's not necessary.
00:09:44Here's my address.
00:09:46Just mail it to me when you've got it. All right?
00:09:50And why don't we--
00:09:52We'll just make it an even 120.
00:09:52All right?
00:09:57Oh. Thank you.
00:09:59You have a nice day.
00:10:09[KNOCK ON DOOR]
00:10:10Excuse me. Allowance?
00:10:13Your family has you on an allowance?
00:10:15No. No. It's--
00:10:15It's my money.
00:10:17I just get it from Sandpiper Crossing.
00:10:20Five hundred dollars a month--
00:10:21I don't understand.
00:10:22You should have social security checks plus that pension we talked about.
00:10:26So how are you on an allowance?
00:10:28Well, the checks go to Sandpiper.
00:10:30And then they take out my fees and my expenses.
00:10:35Why don't you just come on in?
00:10:36I'm afraid I'm not explaining it very well.
00:10:40I-- I have statements here.
00:10:43Somewhere. Somewhere.
00:10:47So your pension and social security goes straight to the Sandpiper people?
00:10:52They take out--
00:10:52They take out what they need.
00:10:56And then I get my allowance.
00:10:59Here. And all the rest goes into my savings account.
00:11:04It's really all very above-board.
00:11:06A lot of places do it this way.
00:11:09This is how they do it for everybody around here?
00:11:12Well, yes. They-- They try to make everything easy for us.
00:11:18Mrs. Landry, are any of your friends around who I could talk to?
00:11:25MAN [OVER TV]:
00:11:25And okay. I said, "What?"
00:11:27So I went in the house,
00:11:27I told the house...
00:11:30I could not find...
00:11:33[INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER TV]
00:11:38JIMMY:
00:11:38In order to find out, you have to look on the back.
00:11:42Okay. And see this key.
00:11:43See, you have reading glasses.
00:11:43Could I borrow your glasses?
00:11:47Yes.
00:11:47Thank you.
00:11:49Oh, these are gonna help me, but I don't know if they'll do the trick.
00:11:53[CHUCKLES]
00:11:54So tiny.
00:11:56Four. Ten. Twelve.
00:11:58I think it might be Q-tips.
00:11:58I can't tell.
00:12:02It's probably an accident, but we should look into it, don't you think?
00:12:05They're not doing this intentionally, okay?
00:12:07This could be a mistake.
00:12:09If we correct the mistake, then you'll get some money back.
00:12:12And it'll be fair.
00:12:14[DOOR CLOSES]
00:12:15JIMMY:
00:12:15Hey, Chuck.
00:12:19My boxes.
00:12:19The ones I left--
00:12:22Oh.
00:12:30Sandpiper Crossing.
00:12:30Sandpiper Crossing.
00:12:35Did you do my wills?
00:12:35CHUCK: Yes, I did.
00:12:37JIMMY:
00:12:37Hey, would you look at that?
00:12:39Thank you.
00:12:39CHUCK: Don't thank me.
00:12:41This was a one-time thing.
00:12:42And don't think I don't see what you were doing here.
00:12:45You wanted to play Tom Sawyer, wanted me to paint the fence.
00:12:49God help me, it worked.
00:12:51You need help? Hire a paralegal.
00:12:51Stand on your own two feet.
00:12:55Yeah. Sure.
00:12:55I'll do that.
00:12:57You're not even listening to me.
00:12:59No. I hear you,
00:12:59Chuck, okay?
00:13:01Self-reliance. Great stuff.
00:13:01Would you look at this?
00:13:04What did I just say?
00:13:06Take a look, okay?
00:13:06Just right here.
00:13:09Do you see what I see?
00:13:09[SIGHS]
00:13:11All I'm asking is for you to take a look. Please?
00:13:14Sandpiper Crossing.
00:13:16It's a retirement home, assisted living.
00:13:18This is one of their invoices they send their residents.
00:13:21What exactly am I looking for here?
00:13:24Nothing earthshaking.
00:13:24Just little things.
00:13:25Little things like--
00:13:25Like this right here.
00:13:28Fourteen dollars for code 118-62.
00:13:31What's 118-62?
00:13:33I wonder.
00:13:36How could you even read this?
00:13:38It's like microfilm.
00:13:45[CHUCK SIGHS]
00:13:47118-62 is facial tissue.
00:13:53Fourteen bucks for a box of Kleenex.
00:13:55JIMMY:
00:13:55Yeah. And I found others.
00:13:56There's three and half dollars for a single roll of toilet paper, 22 bucks for aspirin.
00:14:01It's a clear pattern of overcharging.
00:14:04Nothing huge but adds up to real money.
00:14:06I mean, here, look.
00:14:08This woman, she got soaked for, like, 400 bucks last month.
00:14:11And there's a pretty solid attempt at concealment of that fact.
00:14:14Which, to my way of thinking, makes it--
00:14:17Fraud.
00:14:19This was in work I did?
00:14:22Yeah. You must have missed it.
00:14:23Um... Look, Chuck.
00:14:27I got lucky, right?
00:14:29Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
00:14:31This is no mom and pop outfit, okay? I dug around a little.
00:14:34They're owned by some kind of real estate investment trust.
00:14:37I'm working on getting more info but this could be big.
00:14:40I mean, this could be a big case, right?
00:14:43Well, if it's more than a few errant billings, and if it's systematic and you establish a pattern, it could be class-action.
00:14:54What do I do now?
00:14:54I mean, what next?
00:14:56Well, you need more information.
00:14:58You don't want to go off half-cocked.
00:14:59Full cock.
00:15:01Okay. Now, I'm gonna head back there. Thank you.
00:15:05You're the best.
00:15:20Back to see Mrs. Landry.
00:15:25Okay.
00:15:26What gives?
00:15:28Sorry, sir. New policy.
00:15:30We're concerned about solicitation on the premises.
00:15:33I'm not a gigolo if that's what you're implying.
00:15:36Legal solicitation.
00:15:38We are obligated to protect our residents from being harassed.
00:15:42And we have the right to refuse entry.
00:15:44[MACHINE WHIRRING]
00:15:45I have clients in there now.
00:15:48They have a legal right to meet with me.
00:15:50Well, you'll just have to arrange to meet them elsewhere.
00:15:57Oh, come on, guys.
00:15:57Seriously?
00:15:59What, are you making
00:15:59Soylent Green back there? It's--
00:16:03All right. Okay.
00:16:03I-- I'm backing away.
00:16:06Yeah?
00:16:10You know what? Um...
00:16:13Hey, this has gotten me a little bit stirred up down there.
00:16:16Can I use your restroom?
00:16:16Please. I've got IBS.
00:16:21Go ahead.
00:16:35[♪♪♪]
00:16:49"To Sandpiper Crossing.
00:16:52Clients of James M. McGill,
00:16:52this is to inform you--"
00:16:55[KNOCK ON DOOR]
00:16:57PAULA:
00:16:57Sir, are you all right in there?
00:16:59JIMMY:
00:16:59"We believe that--"
00:16:59"Breach of contract--"
00:17:04Come on now, sir.
00:17:04I've been very patient.
00:17:07"Clear pattern
00:17:07of malfeasance--"
00:17:09"Negligent infliction
00:17:09of emotional stress."
00:17:11Sir, I really need you to finish up and come out.
00:17:13"Contact by the end of the week
00:17:14or I will be forced
00:17:14to move forward."
00:17:16I need you to finish--
00:17:16This is a demand letter informing Sandpiper Crossing of pending litigation for defrauding my clients through systematic overcharging.
00:17:23You're shredding in there.
00:17:23I'm not deaf.
00:17:25I can hear you.
00:17:25Stop right now.
00:17:27This here. This makes it official, all right?
00:17:29If you don't stop shredding now, that's destruction of evidence.
00:17:32Spoliation, that's what it's called. And it's a felony.
00:17:35So call your lawyers right now and tell them I said that. Me.
00:17:38James McGill, Esquire.
00:17:41I'm telling you, guys.
00:17:41Big mistake.
00:17:44[YELPS]
00:17:55[BUZZER SOUNDS]
00:17:56[CELL PHONE RINGING]
00:18:07Hey.
00:18:07STACEY: Hey.
00:18:09Am I calling at a bad time?
00:18:09No. Not at all.
00:18:12How you doing?
00:18:13Yeah, pretty good.
00:18:13Getting by.
00:18:16How about you?
00:18:18Getting by.
00:18:20It's good to hear from you.
00:18:22Yeah. I've been--
00:18:24There's been a lot going on.
00:18:24You know how it is.
00:18:27Yeah. I know.
00:18:29Uh, listen,
00:18:30I was--
00:18:31Was hoping maybe you could do me a favor.
00:18:33Do you think you could watch Kaylee?
00:18:36It'd be during my shift,
00:18:36the day after tomorrow.
00:18:39I hate to ask,
00:18:39but my regular sitter's down--
00:18:42Anything you need,
00:18:42I'll be there.
00:18:45You can get off work?
00:18:47I don't want to impose
00:18:47or anything.
00:18:49No. Anytime.
00:18:56It's not an imposition.
00:18:58Thanks.
00:19:00Appreciate it.
00:19:02Yeah. No problem.
00:19:04At quarter to 2?
00:19:06I'll see you then.
00:19:08Okay.
00:19:16[♪♪♪]
00:20:01[PANTING]
00:20:07Jesus.
00:20:11[COUGHS]
00:20:14[BREATHING HEAVILY]
00:20:21[GRUNTING]
00:20:27[GROANING]
00:20:51[SPITS]
00:20:57Come on.
00:20:59Where is it?
00:21:02Oh. Oh...
00:21:05Oh. Goddamn it.
00:21:15[MUFFLED CONVERSATION]
00:21:18It's not like we're close to being done.
00:21:20I mean, can't you get somebody else to do it?
00:21:23Right. They don't pay any of us enough for this shit.
00:21:27And it's going on and on.
00:21:27And so I'm like:
00:21:29"Why are you making your problems my problems?"
00:21:33Right. Like you don't have problems of your own.
00:21:35MAN:
00:21:35Exactly. That's exactly what I'm saying. Thank you.
00:21:38[CONVERSING INDISTINCTLY]
00:21:44[CELL PHONE RINGING]
00:21:49[WHISPERING]
00:21:49James McGill.
00:21:52MAN [OVER PHONE]:
00:21:52Mr. McGill, Rich Schweikart
00:21:52of Schweikart and Cokely.
00:21:55We're the law firm representing Sandpiper Crossing.
00:21:57How are you this evening?
00:21:59Quite well, thank you.
00:22:01How are you?
00:22:01Doing fine. Doing fine.
00:22:04I'm sorry to call so late.
00:22:04Did I catch you at a bad time?
00:22:06No. No. No. It's fine.
00:22:08It's just that you're whispering.
00:22:11I'm at the opera.
00:22:13Oh. What opera?
00:22:16Magic Flute.
00:22:17Mozart. Lovely.
00:22:19Well, I'll try not to keep you.
00:22:21We received something from you today and we're not quite sure what.
00:22:26It's a demand letter.
00:22:28Ah. It was a little confusing because it was written on--
00:22:32Well, I had to write it quickly, because your clients were in the process of destroying evidence.
00:22:38Mr. McGill, if you're talking about shredding documents, that's neither irregular nor illegal.
00:22:43Every business in America
00:22:43does it.
00:22:44You say potato,
00:22:44I say spoliation.
00:22:47Mm-hm. Maybe walk me through what you're alleging here.
00:22:50I believe it's all in the letter.
00:22:52I'm not saying it's not.
00:22:53But it's a bit hard to read.
00:22:56Next time,
00:22:56I'd use double ply.
00:22:58Let's not fixate on the medium, okay? Let's look at the message.
00:23:02Your clients are facing multiple counts of elder abuse, and fraud, and deceptive and unfair trade practices.
00:23:11And that's just the start, okay?
00:23:13I'm not a betting man, but I'd bet I'll find more.
00:23:16Mr. McGill, are you related to Charles McGill?
00:23:19He's my brother.
00:23:21Yeah? How's he doing these days?
00:23:25I fail to see the relevance of this.
00:23:27Frankly, the only reason
00:23:27that I made this phone call was out of respect for Charles on the off chance you might be related to him.
00:23:33My partner suggested that the best response
00:23:35would be to send a Rule 11
00:23:35letter and have you sanctioned.
00:23:37But I didn't want
00:23:37to jump to that immediately.
00:23:39How about you stop trying to rattle my cage and just, you know, respond to the merits?
00:23:44This is my response,
00:23:44Mr. McGill.
00:23:46You have no good-faith basis to threaten litigation.
00:23:49This is a shakedown and we both know it.
00:23:51Now, if you push this any further, my hands will be tied.
00:23:55I'm sorry for interrupting your evening.
00:23:57Enjoy the Magic Flute.
00:23:57[PHONE BEEPS OFF]
00:23:59Blow my magic flute.
00:24:03[TRASH SQUISHING AND RATTLING]
00:24:06[GRUNTS]
00:24:13[GROANING]
00:24:21[GRUNTS]
00:24:22[SPITTING AND COUGHING]
00:24:28[PANTING]
00:25:13[♪♪♪]
00:26:01[GROANS]
00:26:08Jimmy, what're you doing here?
00:26:11Oh, Chuck. I'm sorry to show up like this.
00:26:16I just needed space to work.
00:26:18What is all this?
00:26:20What have you done to my dining room?
00:26:22They were spoliating, the Sandpiper people.
00:26:24They wouldn't let me in.
00:26:24I could see they were shredding.
00:26:27I wrote them a demand letter and gave it--
00:26:29You broke into a nursing home?
00:26:30Assisted living.
00:26:30And you stole their garbage.
00:26:33No, it was in public.
00:26:33There was no lock, no nothing.
00:26:35I just lifted the lid and there it was.
00:26:38There's no reasonable expectation of privacy in that situation, is there?
00:26:42You can't say it's private if a hobo can use it as a wigwam.
00:26:45That's the standard, right, if animals or vagrants can get in?
00:26:50More or less, yes.
00:26:52Okay, so this is all legal.
00:26:54It's completely above-the-belt legal.
00:26:56I just need to figure out what they're trying to cover up.
00:27:00You don't shred like this unless you got something to hide.
00:27:03Not necessarily.
00:27:03Oh, come on, Chuck.
00:27:05A lawyer shows up, starts figuring out their little scheme.
00:27:07And suddenly this?
00:27:09No, it's not a coincidence.
00:27:09It's in here.
00:27:11Well, at least it's not cross-cut.
00:27:15Look, you won't even know
00:27:15I'm here, okay?
00:27:17I just need some space and some quiet.
00:27:19And I'll be out of your hair as soon as--
00:27:21Stop. Stop.
00:27:21It's okay.
00:27:22You can work here.
00:27:22Thanks.
00:27:26I don't mind the company.
00:27:29You look like you could use a cup of coffee.
00:27:32Good God, yes.
00:27:35I'll put it on.
00:28:18Up, up. Up.
00:28:20Shh, shh, shh.
00:28:23[SIGHS]
00:28:25God's sweet sake.
00:28:28[SIGHS]
00:29:13Oh, good. You're up.
00:29:17Well, Jesus, Chuck, how long have I been asleep?
00:29:21Chuck, how did you--?
00:29:25I can't believe this.
00:29:29Uh, thank you.
00:29:29This is a huge help.
00:29:32I felt like I was shoveling snow in a blizzard.
00:29:35Well, it gets better.
00:29:38What's this?
00:29:39It's your smoking gun.
00:29:41It's an invoice for syringes.
00:29:44Yes. From?
00:29:46Morrissey Medical Supply.
00:29:46Lincoln, Nebraska.
00:29:49So?
00:29:49Trust me.
00:29:52Meanwhile, we need to start pulling case law.
00:29:54Any precedent dealing with 18 U.S.C. 1961 to '68.
00:30:00Probably not a bad idea to pull
00:30:0030-47-1 from NMSA. Uh, 1978.
00:30:07I don't think that's gonna play, really.
00:30:10But it's a good opening salvo for us.
00:30:12Wait. "Us"?
00:30:15We're working together on this?
00:30:17Mm. That's up to you, Jimmy.
00:30:21[CHUCKLES]
00:30:26All right. All right.
00:30:29All right.
00:30:29Let's get to work.
00:30:42[PHONE RINGING]
00:30:48Kim Wexler.
00:30:48JIMMY: Hey, gorgeous.
00:30:50Oh, man. Sweet talking right out of the gate.
00:30:53You want something.
00:30:53Make it fast. I want to go home.
00:30:56Okay. Okay. Will you look
00:30:56something up for me on Westlaw?
00:31:00Please?
00:31:01You're lucky I'm a pushover.
00:31:04All right. Hit me.
00:31:04Thank you.
00:31:06Anything on Sedima v. Imrex.
00:31:09Schlesinger v. Disney.
00:31:09Holmes v. SIPC.
00:31:12Whoa, slow down. Slow down.
00:31:12--v. Disney.
00:31:14Holmes v. SI--
00:31:14PC, yeah.
00:31:18Anything on 5712,
00:31:181 through 24, NMSA, 1978.
00:31:24Ah, okay.
00:31:24It would help if I knew
00:31:26what you were
00:31:26looking for, here.
00:31:27Anything. Everything.
00:31:29You want me to just read you the headnotes?
00:31:31No. No. Print it. Full cases.
00:31:33And any cases that cite to those cases.
00:31:35Shepardize like the wolf's at the door.
00:31:37Jesus, Jimmy. That's gonna be thousands of pages.
00:31:40Pretty please
00:31:40with sugar on top?
00:31:42Come on. You owe me one.
00:31:44Yes, I do.
00:31:44But this is gonna take hours.
00:31:47And who do I bill it to?
00:31:47Bill it to Howard.
00:31:49I still remember his code, 1933.
00:31:51Same year Hitler came to power.
00:31:53You're not funny.
00:31:53I'm not billing it to my boss.
00:31:56How about yours?
00:31:56I'll pay you back.
00:31:58Jimmy, this is three, four hundred bucks worth of printing.
00:32:01The accountants will find it, and I'll get fired.
00:32:03Which sounds fun, but no.
00:32:05Okay. Hold on a sec.
00:32:11Hey. Kim can't print without a code.
00:32:14Should I go there, take notes, come back?
00:32:16No, no. It'd take too long.
00:32:16Use mine, 1868.
00:32:19Yeah.
00:32:251868, use that. It's Chuck's.
00:32:25You're using Chuck's number?
00:32:28Does Chuck know you're using Chuck's number?
00:32:30We're working on something.
00:32:31Bring it over to his place after.
00:32:33You're a lifesaver.
00:32:34Wait. You're working a case together?
00:32:36Yeah. Keep this under your hat.
00:32:36But it's gonna be huge.
00:32:40Maybe a class-action, even.
00:32:41We think it will settle for one, maybe two million.
00:32:44How does that work?
00:32:44Chuck's a partner at HHM.
00:32:48So what? I know Chuck's
00:32:48partnership agreement.
00:32:50He can work
00:32:50with outside parties.
00:32:53That clause is intended for small-time stuff,
00:32:55pro bono cases.
00:32:56So I'm bono.
00:32:56I'm very bono.
00:32:58Chuck's a rock star.
00:32:58They'll work it out.
00:33:01And Chuck can handle this?
00:33:01Last time I saw him, he was--
00:33:04Last time you saw him, he wasn't himself, okay?
00:33:06This is good for him.
00:33:09Okay.
00:33:11What?
00:33:12I don't know.
00:33:12I'm just--
00:33:14Whatever.
00:33:14I'll see you in a couple hours.
00:33:16Okay. We're ordering a pizza.
00:33:16I'll save you a slice.
00:33:19[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
00:33:37Hey, you know, if you don't separate those, you're gonna end up with brown.
00:33:41[DOOR OPENS]
00:33:43STACEY: Hello?
00:33:43Hey.
00:33:46We're in here. Oh...
00:33:48We're playing sculptor.
00:33:50She's Michel-angelina.
00:33:54How's work?
00:33:54Oh, you know. Work.
00:33:58How'd it go?
00:33:59Kid's a dream.
00:33:59She's easy.
00:34:03And you better stay that way.
00:34:05[STACEY CHUCKLES]
00:34:07How you doing, sweetie, huh? Huh?
00:34:11Well.
00:34:11I better be going.
00:34:14Oh, wait.
00:34:14Hang on a sec, would you?
00:34:16I wanna talk to you about something.
00:34:18What's up?
00:34:24I wanna know what
00:34:24I should do with this.
00:34:28I've been carrying it around for weeks.
00:34:30Like, holding on to it.
00:34:33Every place
00:34:33I put it feels wrong.
00:34:35I thought about putting it in the collection plate, but that seemed,
00:34:38I don't know...
00:34:42Look, with Matty gone,
00:34:42I have expenses.
00:34:45And the death benefit helped, but...
00:34:48What I wanna ask you is... can I spend this?
00:34:53Stace... if this money helps you and Kaylee, if it does a single good thing in this world, then you spend every penny.
00:35:04It's a relief.
00:35:06It'll help a lot.
00:35:12[SIGHS]
00:35:13Of course, it's only a drop in the bucket.
00:35:22I swear, everyone I know has had problems with them.
00:35:25I had one. The computer in the engine, it locked in the middle of the Rockies.
00:35:29Yeah, it decided I was overheating and that was it.
00:35:32Yeah. I couldn't get it fixed for 100 miles.
00:35:34I had to have it towed to
00:35:34Telluride. It was unbelievable.
00:35:37[BEEPS]
00:35:38No.
00:35:39No, it's the chip.
00:35:39It's the little...
00:35:43Yeah. It's, like, 800 bucks, not counting labor...
00:35:51Hey, Mel, can I call you back?
00:36:03Chuck, the Sandpiper has landed.
00:36:16Gentlemen,
00:36:16I'm Jimmy McGill. Welcome.
00:36:18Rich Schweikart. This is
00:36:18Alvin Reese. Phil Jergens.
00:36:22Thanks for coming.
00:36:22Whoa, I have to ask you.
00:36:24Please leave electronics in the car.
00:36:27Laptops, BlackBerries,
00:36:27PalmPilots, watches.
00:36:29If you lick it and it goes bzzt, leave it here.
00:36:32Why?
00:36:33My brother Chuck has a certain sensitivity.
00:36:36It's a medical condition.
00:36:36This is the price of admission.
00:36:39Yeah, I heard about this.
00:36:39Go ahead. It's fine.
00:36:42[CHUCKLES]
00:36:45There you go.
00:36:52Make yourselves comfortable, gentlemen. I'll be right back.
00:37:03Chuck, come on, buddy.
00:37:07I'm--
00:37:09I don't know if I can do this.
00:37:11You can do this, all right?
00:37:14These guys--
00:37:16Those guys, they're nothing, okay?
00:37:18They're the Pistons and you're the Bulls.
00:37:21All right? All you gotta do is sit there and look intimidating.
00:37:27They're scared of you already.
00:37:27And they should be.
00:37:31You're Charles McGill.
00:37:33Let's go.
00:37:33Let's go get 'em.
00:37:42Oh. Hey.
00:37:45Do you remember me, Charles?
00:37:47We were on a co-defense.
00:37:47Church's Donuts v. Amendola?
00:37:50It was, Jesus, nine, ten years ago. Heh, yeah.
00:37:54Our guys were suing the other guys.
00:37:57They were suing us right back.
00:37:59The city had some grievance with everyone.
00:38:01So we had to bundle, like, four actions together.
00:38:04I was sure that we were sunk. But you...
00:38:06You quoted-- What was it?
00:38:09Huh? Addyston Pipe and Steel.
00:38:12You turned it all antitrust and the whole thing went away in summary judgment.
00:38:16It was amazing.
00:38:16It was amazing.
00:38:18I figured you'd be arguing in front of the Supreme Court someday.
00:38:24Well, it's good to see you.
00:38:24Yeah.
00:38:27[CLEARS THROAT]
00:38:30SCHWEIKART:
00:38:30All right. Well, let's get started. Um...
00:38:34We've read your revised demand.
00:38:36It's quite a laundry list.
00:38:36Very creative.
00:38:38JIMMY:
00:38:38Yeah, creative.
00:38:38Like the way your clients have been billing my clients.
00:38:43Because that's, like,
00:38:43Salvador Dali creative.
00:38:46Cute. You know, you're not gonna make this stick.
00:38:48Setting aside evidentiary concerns--
00:38:50Whoa.
00:38:51You guys couldn't afford
00:38:5110 bucks for a padlock?
00:38:53That's on them.
00:38:53Public property.
00:38:56Maybe a judge sees that your way. Maybe he doesn't.
00:38:59But the damages for elder abuse?
00:39:01The statute requires proof that there was some undue influence.
00:39:05Someone threatening the residents of Sandpiper Crossing.
00:39:08No one has claimed there was a guy with a knife telling them to hand over lunch money.
00:39:13There are a lot of assisted living facilities out there that may be disreputable.
00:39:16But that's not the case with our client.
00:39:18All their facilities, all 12 of them, every single one, five-star rated.
00:39:23You go to any one of them right now, you'll see happy, healthy residents.
00:39:27Sandpiper takes care of these people. They don't bilk them.
00:39:30But we looked into it.
00:39:32And some of your clients have, in fact, been overbilled.
00:39:36It's an accounting error.
00:39:38It doesn't rise to the level of fraud, not even close.
00:39:40We've calculated the damages.
00:39:40All told, it's $46,320.
00:39:45Mm-hm. So here's what we're prepared to do.
00:39:49We're gonna make your clients whole.
00:39:51A check for the 46 and change right now.
00:39:54And on top of that, we'll give you another
00:39:5646K to cover your expenses.
00:39:59So what's that, 92?
00:39:59Let's call it $100,000 even.
00:40:04We admit to no wrongdoing.
00:40:05And your clients release all claims.
00:40:13[JIMMY SIGHS]
00:40:15JIMMY:
00:40:15I think you're gonna need to do better than that.
00:40:21SCHWEIKART:
00:40:21This was in your demand letter.
00:40:23They're syringes. So?
00:40:25I don't know if you know this, but that's a standard item in an assisted living facility.
00:40:29Correct. It's not what it is that matters.
00:40:31It's where it's from.
00:40:34Lincoln, Nebraska.
00:40:36Go, Cornhuskers.
00:40:42Since you're not picking up what I'm putting down,
00:40:44I'll explain it to you.
00:40:46Nebraska, although they both begin with the letter "N", actually turns out to be a different state than New Mexico.
00:40:54So your client accepted shipments across state lines for its enterprise.
00:41:00In the U.S. mail, no less.
00:41:05Are you trying to make this a RICO case?
00:41:07Like our client is
00:41:07John Gotti or something?
00:41:09You know as well as I do,
00:41:11RICO's used mostly for business beefs.
00:41:13Sedima establishes a pretty low threshold for RICO provisions to kick in.
00:41:19Interstate commerce is a bitch, huh?
00:41:21Soon as we establish a pattern to--
00:41:23What was your word?
00:41:23"Overbillings"?
00:41:26I prefer the classic term of "fraud."
00:41:29You're looking at treble damages, so your 100 grand,
00:41:33I think you know where you can stick it.
00:41:41Will you give us a moment?
00:41:46[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
00:41:56Well, what number exactly did you have in mind?
00:42:01Twenty million.
00:42:02SCHWEIKART: Excuse me?
00:42:02You heard me.
00:42:05Oh, you can't expect--
00:42:05CHUCK: Twenty million dollars.
00:42:11Or we'll see you in court.
00:42:21[CHUCKLES]
00:42:23Hm.
00:42:26JIMMY: Twenty million?
00:42:26CHUCK: Didn't you hear them?
00:42:29This is a big company.
00:42:29Twelve separate facilities.
00:42:34They can't possibly all be in New Mexico.
00:42:36This is potentially a multi-state federal class action lawsuit with a RICO kicker at the penalty phase.
00:42:43Twenty million, that's conservative.
00:42:45Now, class cert, that's where we start.
00:42:48I'll draft our complaint.
00:42:48Try to get us a conditional one.
00:42:51They'll try to pierce it.
00:42:53It should hold long enough to start discovery.
00:42:55We need to get you back on the grounds.
00:42:56Quash this prohibition against you.
00:42:59Some injunctive relief.
00:42:59Maybe a TRO.
00:43:04Jimmy, do you want to get started on the TRO?
00:43:08Yeah. Yes.
00:43:14[DOGS BARKING]
00:43:33[WHIMPERS]
00:43:36It looks good.
00:43:36No heartworm. No mange.
00:43:40Where'd you get her?
00:43:40Shelter.
00:43:43Good. There's too many puppy mills out there.
00:43:47I had a dachsie in the other day.
00:43:49Some douche bred her so much, poor thing.
00:43:51She just had one giant hernia for a belly. Couldn't even walk.
00:43:56Those people can go straight to hell as far as I'm concerned.
00:44:03Anything else
00:44:03I can do for you?
00:44:06You still in touch with your people?
00:44:09Depends on the type of work you're looking for.
00:44:11Your do's, your don'ts
00:44:11Your wills, your won'ts.
00:44:15Well, you tell me what you got,
00:44:15I'll tell you what I'll do.
00:44:31I signed up three more clients at the mall today.
00:44:34Jesus, those mall walkers, those geezers are faster than you think.
00:44:40I could sleep for a decade.
00:44:50Did you get what I asked?
00:44:52The code provisions.
00:44:52Oh...
00:44:55Shit. Unh...
00:44:58It's in the car.
00:45:02Just give me a minute.
00:45:02I'll, uh...
00:45:06I'll go.
00:45:14Where's the--?
00:45:48Chuck?
00:46:05Chuck?
00:46:07Yeah?
00:46:09[♪♪♪]
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