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00:00:13[♪♪♪]
00:00:28[PANTING]
00:00:29[GLASS SHATTERING]
00:01:00[GRUNTING]
00:01:07Oh, my God. Christ!
00:01:14Shit.
00:01:17[DISTANT SIRENS WAILING]
00:01:23Oh, God. Oh, my God.
00:01:26Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:01:26Think, think, think.
00:01:29[LIQUID SPLASHING]
00:01:32Oh, my gosh.
00:01:42[PANTING, GASPING]
00:01:53[EXHALES, COUGHS]
00:02:03Okay. Come on, come on, come on.
00:02:06Come on.
00:02:12My name is Walter Hartwell
00:02:12White.
00:02:15I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane,
00:02:18Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.
00:02:20To all law-enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt.
00:02:24I am speaking to my family now.
00:02:34Skyler.
00:02:36You are the love of my life.
00:02:39I hope you know that.
00:02:42Walter Jr.
00:02:44You're my big man.
00:02:47There are-- There are going to be some things--
00:02:51Things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few days.
00:02:56I just want you to know that no matter how it may look
00:03:02I only had you in my heart.
00:03:11Goodbye.
00:03:17[SIRENS APPROACHING]
00:03:31[♪♪♪]
00:03:48[♪♪♪]
00:04:53[COUGHING]
00:05:12WOMAN [ON TV]:
00:05:12--money before the panel
00:05:12earlier.
00:05:14Happy birthday.
00:05:16Oh.
00:05:18Look at that.
00:05:20That is veggie bacon.
00:05:23Believe it or not.
00:05:23Zero cholesterol and you won't even taste the difference.
00:05:27Mm.
00:05:29What time do you think you'll be home?
00:05:30Same time.
00:05:32I don't want him dicking you around tonight.
00:05:34You get paid till 5, you work till 5. No later.
00:05:38Ah-hah.
00:05:39Hey.
00:05:42Hey, happy birthday.
00:05:42Well, thank you.
00:05:44You're late again.
00:05:46There was no hot water again.
00:05:49I have an easy fix for that.
00:05:51You wake up early, and then you get to be the first person in the shower. Hm.
00:05:56WALT JR.:
00:05:56I have an idea.
00:05:59How about buy a new hot-water heater?
00:06:03How's that idea?
00:06:03For the million-billionth time.
00:06:08[COUGHING]
00:06:10Did you take your echinacea?
00:06:12Yeah.
00:06:13I think it's getting better.
00:06:15What the hell is this?
00:06:18Hey.
00:06:18It's veggie bacon.
00:06:19We're watching our cholesterol,
00:06:19I guess.
00:06:22Not me. I want real bacon.
00:06:22N-not this fake crap.
00:06:26Too bad. Eat it.
00:06:28Phew.
00:06:28This smells like Band-Aids.
00:06:31Eat it.
00:06:36[SIGHS]
00:06:38So how does it feel to be old?
00:06:41How does it feel to be a smart-ass?
00:06:43Heh. Good.
00:06:47Eat your veggie bacon.
00:07:08You're all set?
00:07:08Yeah, I'm fine.
00:07:09All right, see you at home.
00:07:09Okay, see you.
00:07:12[BELL RINGS]
00:07:16Chemistry.
00:07:18It is the study of what?
00:07:22Anyone?
00:07:25Ben.
00:07:26Chemicals.
00:07:27Chemicals.
00:07:29No.
00:07:32Chemistry is...
00:07:35Well, technically, chemistry is the study of matter.
00:07:40But I prefer to see it as the study of change.
00:07:43Now, just-- Just think about this.
00:07:46Electrons.
00:07:48They change their energy levels.
00:07:52Molecules.
00:07:54Molecules change their bonds.
00:07:57Elements. They combine and change into compounds.
00:08:02Well, that's--
00:08:02That's all of life, right?
00:08:05I mean, it's just-- It's the constant, it's the cycle.
00:08:08It's solution, dissolution, just over and over and over.
00:08:13It is growth, then decay, then transformation.
00:08:20It is fascinating, really.
00:08:24[INDISTINCT WHISPERING]
00:08:28[GIRL GIGGLING]
00:08:29Chad.
00:08:32Is there something wrong with your table?
00:08:37Okay, ionic bonds.
00:08:39[CLATTERING]
00:08:46[CLEARS THROAT]
00:08:49Are you done?
00:08:53Ionic bonds. Chapter six.
00:09:04[EASY-LISTENING MUSIC PLAYING]
00:09:08One, two, three makes 10, and 10 makes 20.
00:09:11There's your receipt.
00:09:12Just hand this disc to your car-wash professional.
00:09:15Thank you. Come again.
00:09:18[MAN SPEAKING IN FOREIGN
00:09:18LANGUAGE]
00:09:28He's not coming.
00:09:28He says he quits.
00:09:32I'm gonna run the register.
00:09:34Bogdan, no.
00:09:34We talked about this.
00:09:37I'm short-handed, Walter.
00:09:37What am I to do?
00:09:42Walter?
00:09:45What am I to do?
00:09:57[MAN WHISTLING]
00:09:59[COUGHING]
00:10:07CHAD:
00:10:07Hey, Mr. White.
00:10:11Make those tires shine, huh?
00:10:12Oh, my God.
00:10:15You will not believe who's cleaning Chad's car.
00:10:17Mr. White.
00:10:19From chemistry.
00:10:40ALL:
00:10:40Surprise!
00:10:43Happy birthday, Dad.
00:10:45Happy birthday.
00:10:45Happy birthday.
00:10:48Oh, you're so very late.
00:10:52Really, I'm serious, Skyler.
00:10:54I mean, you're flat as a washboard.
00:10:56Oh.
00:10:56You look awesome.
00:10:59She's not showing at all, is she?
00:11:01She's showing a little.
00:11:04Carmen, this is my sister,
00:11:04Marie.
00:11:07Nice to meet you.
00:11:07Hi.
00:11:10Glock 22, that's my daily carry, okay?
00:11:13I mean, unless you're talking, what, Plus P Plus loads, you can forget the 9 mil, all right?
00:11:18Shit, I seen one of those bounce off a windshield one time.
00:11:21Yeah, with you shooting.
00:11:21Hey.
00:11:22[LAUGHTER]
00:11:24If you're gonna bring a gun, baby, you gotta bring enough gun.
00:11:27Forty caliber.
00:11:28Uh...
00:11:29This is awesome.
00:11:29Nice, isn't it?
00:11:31Yeah. Dad, come check this out.
00:11:34Yeah, I see it.
00:11:35Come on, take it.
00:11:35Yeah. Check it out, Walt.
00:11:38Ooh.
00:11:40No, no, it's just heavy.
00:11:42HANK:
00:11:42That's why they hire men.
00:11:43[LAUGHTER]
00:11:45Hey, it's not gonna bite you.
00:11:47Looks like Keith Richards with a glass of warm milk, doesn't he?
00:11:49[LAUGHTER]
00:11:52Hey, Walt. Everybody, listen up, listen up, listen up.
00:11:54I'm gonna give a toast, a little toast to my brother-in-law. Come here.
00:11:58Walt, you got a brain the size of Wisconsin but we're not gonna hold that against you.
00:12:06But your heart's in the right place, man.
00:12:08Your heart's in the right place.
00:12:08We love you, man. We love you.
00:12:11Everybody, to Walt.
00:12:11Nostrovia.
00:12:12ALL:
00:12:12Nostrovia.
00:12:18Oh, shit. Turn on channel three.
00:12:22At which point, we apprehended
00:12:22three individuals
00:12:24and placed them in custody.
00:12:26I'm proud to say
00:12:26the outstanding professionalism
00:12:29of my fellow agents at the
00:12:29Albuquerque District Office
00:12:33resulted in a substantial
00:12:33amount of methamphetamine
00:12:35being taken off the streets.
00:12:37WOMAN: Were any shots fired?
00:12:37No, ma'am.
00:12:39Our agents took the suspects
00:12:39by surprise.
00:12:41Damn. The TV does add 10 pounds.
00:12:44Ten pounds?
00:12:46Hey, sit and spin, both of you.
00:12:48Hank.
00:12:48What?
00:12:51Sorry. You didn't see that.
00:12:53So charming.
00:12:55--clearly an ongoing operation.
00:12:55One which was well-organized...
00:12:59Hank, how much money is that?
00:12:59It's about 700 grand.
00:13:02It was a pretty good haul.
00:13:03It's a good day
00:13:03for the citizens of Albuquerque
00:13:05Wow.
00:13:07when we can put this big a dent
00:13:07in the local drug trade.
00:13:10Well, that's unusual, isn't it?
00:13:10That kind of cash?
00:13:13Mm. Well, it's not the most we ever took.
00:13:15It's easy money, till we catch you.
00:13:17Heh-heh.
00:13:19Walt, just say the word and I'll take you on a ride-along.
00:13:21You can watch us knock down a meth lab, huh?
00:13:24Get a little excitement in your life.
00:13:26Yeah, someday.
00:13:38Which one's this?
00:13:40Um, that faux-Lalique vase
00:13:40I picked up at the Super-Swap.
00:13:43Oh.
00:13:49How's it doing?
00:13:50Well, I met my reserve and there's still two minutes.
00:13:54Mm.
00:14:02What's up?
00:14:04You tell me, birthday boy.
00:14:08Oh, hey, so, what's up for Saturday?
00:14:11Mm. Car wash.
00:14:11Bogdan says he needs me.
00:14:15Till what time? Noon, 1-ish?
00:14:17Probably 2, more like it.
00:14:19And then what after that?
00:14:22Um, actually, ahem, I was thinking of driving up to Los Alamos.
00:14:29They've got this--
00:14:30The visitor center has an exhibit on that's really supposed to be--
00:14:34You're not gonna paint?
00:14:34No, I'll paint.
00:14:38It's just that this--
00:14:40You know, this exhibition on the Mars-rover photographs are...
00:14:46I mean, the detail really is just supposed to be amazing.
00:14:50It's just that I really need you to paint at some point.
00:14:52The sooner that back bedroom gets finished...
00:14:54I know.
00:14:56And I'd do it myself, except you don't want me on the stepladder.
00:14:59I will paint.
00:14:59Okay.
00:15:05What is going on down there?
00:15:05No, it's--
00:15:08Is he asleep?
00:15:09No...
00:15:11No, it's nothing. He's just...
00:15:14You know. Well, you gotta be careful about the baby and--
00:15:17Well, don't worry about the baby. This is just for you.
00:15:21We are just doing you tonight.
00:15:25So just close your eyes, relax, and let it...
00:15:34Close your eyes.
00:15:34Oh, okay.
00:15:37Okay.
00:15:40There you go.
00:15:42That's it.
00:15:44That's it.
00:15:47There you go.
00:15:49Keep it going.
00:15:52Keep it going.
00:15:54Keep it going.
00:15:57Keep-- Yes! Fifty-six.
00:16:06[EASY-LISTENING MUSIC PLAYING]
00:16:20[♪♪♪]
00:16:26[COUGHS]
00:16:41[SIRENS WAILING]
00:16:52This is so embarrassing.
00:16:52I am fine, honestly.
00:16:56It's just some bug going around.
00:16:58First, my wife had it, then my son, and now me.
00:17:01It's just--
00:17:01It's just like a chest cold.
00:17:05Could be some low blood sugar as well.
00:17:07I didn't have the greatest breakfast this morning.
00:17:09Honestly, I didn't.
00:17:11Hey, listen, can you do me a favor? Can you just, uh, drop me off at a corner somewhere?
00:17:16Uh, no, sorry.
00:17:20It's just that I don't have the greatest insurance.
00:17:23Take a couple of deep breaths for me.
00:17:27[COUGHS]
00:17:31Is there anybody you want us to contact for you?
00:17:34[SCOFFS]
00:17:34No. God, no.
00:17:36Lean forward for me, would you?
00:17:41Mr. White, are you a smoker?
00:17:43No, never.
00:17:48Why do you ask?
00:18:04[LOW RUMBLING, CLICKING]
00:18:20[MUFFLED SPEECH]
00:18:29Mr. White?
00:18:31Mr. White?
00:18:34Yes?
00:18:37You understood what I've just said to you?
00:18:39Yes.
00:18:41Lung cancer. Inoperable.
00:18:46I'm sorry.
00:18:46I just need to make sure you fully understand.
00:18:51Best-case scenario, with chemo,
00:18:54I'll live maybe another couple years.
00:18:59It's just you've got mustard on your...
00:19:05Right there.
00:19:05You got mustard there.
00:19:08Right there.
00:19:19So my records show that I paid it and I certainly don't feel that we owe any late--
00:19:24Yeah, all right.
00:19:26Well, I'll check with the bank and maybe the post office if they lost it or something.
00:19:32Yeah, let me look into that.
00:19:32Okay.
00:19:35Thank you.
00:19:40Hey.
00:19:41Hey.
00:19:43Um, did you use the MasterCard last month?
00:19:48Uh, fifteen eighty-eight at Staples?
00:19:56Um...
00:19:58Oh, we needed printer paper.
00:20:00Walt, the MasterCard's the one we don't use.
00:20:04Okay.
00:20:07So how was your day?
00:20:11Oh, you know.
00:20:14I don't know. It was, um, fine.
00:20:22[EASY-LISTENING MUSIC PLAYING]
00:20:25[BOGDAN SPEAKING IN FOREIGN
00:20:25LANGUAGE]
00:20:34[DISTORTED SPEECH]
00:20:36[COUGHS]
00:20:42[HIGH-PITCHED BUZZING]
00:20:47[DISTORTED]
00:20:47Hey, Walter.
00:20:50Walter.
00:20:51Walter. Tomorrow night
00:20:51I'm shorthanded.
00:20:53I need you outside to do wipe downs.
00:20:55Come on.
00:20:55What?
00:20:57I said I need you outside to do some wipe downs.
00:20:59Are you here to work, or to be staring at the skies?
00:21:01Come on. Let's go.
00:21:05Come on, man.
00:21:07Fuck you, Bogdan.
00:21:08What?
00:21:10I said, "fuck you."
00:21:10And your eyebrows.
00:21:14[GRUNTING]
00:21:17Wipe down this!
00:21:27[♪♪♪]
00:22:13[BUTTONS BEEPING]
00:22:16[PHONE RINGING]
00:22:19HANK:
00:22:19Yo.
00:22:20Uh, Hank? Hank, it's Walt. Hey.
00:22:24Oh, listen. I didn't wake you, did I?
00:22:26Oh, good, good.
00:22:29Oh, no, no.
00:22:29Nothing's wrong. I just...
00:22:33I've been thinking about that offer of that ride-along.
00:22:39HANK:
00:22:39It's the last house on the right. See it?
00:22:41Not the two-story one, the one next to it.
00:22:43Kind of, uh, I don't know what do you call that? Um, green?
00:22:47Sage.
00:22:50"Sage?"
00:22:51Do you work at the fucking
00:22:51Pottery Barn? Jesus.
00:22:54Sage.
00:22:54That's the word for it.
00:22:56My fault the only word your dumb-ass knows is "green"?
00:22:59"Cheese-dick." I know that one.
00:22:59How about that?
00:23:03Anyway, it's the, um, sage one.
00:23:03See it?
00:23:05WALT:
00:23:05So, what tells you it's a meth lab?
00:23:08HANK:
00:23:08Just our snitch.
00:23:09Says some dude who goes by "Cap'n Cook" lives up to his name in there.
00:23:14Says he always adds a dash of chili powder. Heh-heh.
00:23:19Ah, you exuberant Mexicans.
00:23:21Uh-uh. "Cap'n Cook?"
00:23:21That's a white boy's name.
00:23:24Dopey as hell too.
00:23:25Yeah? I'll tell you what.
00:23:27I got you 20 bucks that says he's a beaner.
00:23:30All right.
00:23:30You're on.
00:23:34All right.
00:23:34Come on, come on, come on.
00:23:39[SIGHS]
00:23:41All right. School bus is clear.
00:23:41You got the green light.
00:23:43MAN [ON RADIO]:
00:23:43Copy that.
00:23:48[ENGINE STARTS]
00:23:52Watch this. Makes them shit.
00:23:54[HUMMING WAGNER'S
00:23:54"RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES"]
00:23:58Go, go, go, go!
00:24:10HANK:
00:24:10Meth labs are nasty on a good day.
00:24:12You mix that shit wrong and you got mustard gas.
00:24:15Phosphine gas.
00:24:18I think.
00:24:18Yeah, exactly.
00:24:20One whiff will kill you.
00:24:20That's why the respirators.
00:24:30[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
00:25:11MAN [ON RADIO]:
00:25:11House is clear.
00:25:11One suspect in custody.
00:25:14Copy that. The suspect, might he be of the Latino persuasion?
00:25:18Driver's license says
00:25:18"Emilio Koyama."
00:25:22Asian. Pay up, sucker.
00:25:23Hey, hey. First name, Emilio.
00:25:26That's at least half a beaner.
00:25:28Tell you what,
00:25:28I'll let you off for a 10.
00:25:30Whoa.
00:25:32Cheer up, Gomey.
00:25:34You people still got J. Lo.
00:25:34Hank.
00:25:37Do you think I might get to go inside?
00:25:39See the actual lab?
00:25:42Uh, yeah.
00:25:46Yeah, I'll tell you what, we'll go peek our heads in, check it out first.
00:25:50Stay here a minute.
00:25:50Let's go, Frank.
00:26:12[GASPS]
00:26:13Oh, God.
00:26:18[♪♪♪]
00:26:23Oh, God.
00:26:32Oh, my God.
00:26:35Pinkman?
00:27:33Hey. Uh, it's me. I'm alone.
00:27:43How'd you find me?
00:27:44You're still in our filing system.
00:27:50So your-- Your aunt owns this place, right?
00:27:54I own it.
00:27:59Look, no one's looking for you.
00:28:00Why are you here?
00:28:03I was curious.
00:28:05Honestly, I never expected you to amount to much... but methamphetamine.
00:28:11I--
00:28:12I didn't picture that.
00:28:16There's a lot of money in it, huh?
00:28:17I don't know what you're talking about.
00:28:19No?
00:28:19Not a clue.
00:28:23Cap'n Cook?
00:28:25That's not you?
00:28:33Like I said, no one is looking for you.
00:28:36Look, I don't know what you think you're doing here,
00:28:38Mr. White.
00:28:40I mean, if you're planning on giving me some bull-winder about getting right with Jesus or turning myself in.
00:28:46Not really.
00:28:46High school was a long time ago.
00:28:49You ain't Welcome Back, Kotter, so step off. No speeches.
00:28:53Short speech.
00:28:55You lost your partner today.
00:28:55What's-his-name.
00:29:00Emilio?
00:29:03Emilio is going to prison.
00:29:06The DEA took all your money, your lab.
00:29:11You've got nothing.
00:29:13Square one.
00:29:16But you know the business and I know the chemistry.
00:29:24I'm thinking maybe you and I could partner up.
00:29:36[SCOFFS]
00:29:40You, uh--
00:29:40You wanna cook crystal meth?
00:29:45You.
00:29:47You and, uh--
00:29:47And me.
00:29:50That's right.
00:29:54Wow.
00:29:55Either that, or I turn you in.
00:30:09What the hell is this?
00:30:11SKYLER:
00:30:11Damned if I know.
00:30:12I described it as mosaic folk art.
00:30:14And somebody bought it?
00:30:16Yeah, some guy in Minneapolis.
00:30:17Fourteen dollars plus shipping.
00:30:17Yes.
00:30:20At this rate, in 50 or 60 years you'll be rich.
00:30:24So how goes the novel?
00:30:26It's not a novel, actually, which I--
00:30:28You're not writing a novel?
00:30:30You told me you were.
00:30:30No. Short stories.
00:30:32I said that if eventually
00:30:32I have enough good ones, that maybe I'll try and publish another collection.
00:30:40Those really didn't sell.
00:30:42I just thought a novel would be easier to sell.
00:30:46Yeah, well, maybe so.
00:30:50Ever want me to read anything,
00:30:50I could critique it for you.
00:30:53Oh.
00:30:55No.
00:30:58I mean, I'm just not at that stage where I...
00:31:02No.
00:31:04Open offer.
00:31:07So, what's up with Walt lately?
00:31:09What do you mean? He's fine.
00:31:11He just seems...
00:31:13I don't know.
00:31:13Quieter than usual.
00:31:15Well, turning 50 is a big deal.
00:31:18I mean, I'm sure as hell not looking forward to 40.
00:31:23You're gonna be a complete basket-case.
00:31:27[CHUCKLES]
00:31:30So it's a mid-life crisis.
00:31:31No. He's just quiet.
00:31:34How's the sex?
00:31:35Marie, Jesus.
00:31:38I guess that answers that.
00:31:39[♪♪♪]
00:32:22You just gonna sit there?
00:32:25[SIGHS]
00:32:32Look at this.
00:32:32Look at this.
00:32:34Kjeldahl-style recovery flask,
00:32:34800 milliliters. Very rare.
00:32:39You got your usual paraphernalia, Griffin beakers, there's your Erlenmeyer flask.
00:32:42But the pièce de résistance a round bottom boiling flask,
00:32:465000 milliliters.
00:32:50Huh?
00:32:54I cook in one of those.
00:32:54A big one.
00:32:58One of these?
00:33:00No, this is an volumetric flask.
00:33:02You wouldn't cook in one of these.
00:33:04Uh, yeah. I do.
00:33:05Uh, no, you don't.
00:33:07A volumetric flask is for general mixing and titration.
00:33:11You wouldn't apply heat to a volumetric flask.
00:33:14That's what a boiling flask is for.
00:33:16Did you not learn nothing from my chemistry class?
00:33:19No. You flunked me, remember?
00:33:22No wonder.
00:33:22Prick.
00:33:24And let me tell you something else. This ain't chemistry.
00:33:28Okay, this is art.
00:33:28[SCOFFS]
00:33:30Cooking is art and shit I cook is the bomb, so don't be telling me.
00:33:35Shit you cook is shit.
00:33:38I saw your setup. Ridiculous.
00:33:40You and I will not make garbage.
00:33:43We will produce a chemically pure and stable product that performs as advertised.
00:33:46No adulterants.
00:33:48No baby formula.
00:33:48No chili powder.
00:33:50No, no. Chili P's my signature.
00:33:52Not anymore.
00:33:55Yeah, well, we'll see about that.
00:33:58What the hell is this?
00:33:59Lab safety equipment.
00:34:01We're also gonna have an emergency eye wash station.
00:34:04These chemicals and their fumes are toxic.
00:34:07In case you didn't you know that.
00:34:09Well, you can dress up like a faggot if you want. Not me.
00:34:17Listen, this stuff doesn't stay more than a day.
00:34:23What? I thought we were gonna cook here.
00:34:24No, we're not gonna cook here.
00:34:26Okay, this is my house.
00:34:26I don't shit where I eat.
00:34:29Well, then where are we gonna work?
00:34:31You tell me.
00:34:31This is your deal, man.
00:34:34You wanna smoke it up, smoke it up at your house.
00:34:36No, I didn't think so. Oh, well.
00:34:42Well, what if we rented one of those self-storage places?
00:34:47You know, those little orange garages? Worked out of there?
00:34:50No, they're onto that. They've got dogs that sniff around.
00:34:56RV, that's what you want.
00:35:00What, like a Winnebago?
00:35:04Yeah.
00:35:07I know a dude who wants to sell his.
00:35:10He just goes camping with it.
00:35:12But a mobile meth lab?
00:35:12That'd be the bomb.
00:35:14I mean, you can drive way out in the boonies.
00:35:19Be all evasive.
00:35:23[♪♪♪]
00:35:47Dude, this isn't even seven grand, all right?
00:35:50My guy wants 85.
00:35:51This is all the money
00:35:51I have in the world.
00:35:54You're a drug dealer. Negotiate.
00:35:57[SCOFFS]
00:35:58Y-you are not how I remember you from class.
00:36:01I mean, like, not at all.
00:36:03Yeah, well, I gotta go.
00:36:04Wait. Wait. Hold up.
00:36:07Tell me why you're doing this.
00:36:07Seriously.
00:36:10Why do you do it?
00:36:12Money, mainly.
00:36:16There you go.
00:36:17Nah, come on, man.
00:36:20Some straight like you, giant stick up his ass all a sudden at age, what, 60, he's just gonna break bad?
00:36:26I'm 50.
00:36:26It's weird, is all.
00:36:29Okay, it doesn't compute.
00:36:29Listen, if you've gone crazy or something,
00:36:34I mean, if y-- If you've gone crazy, or depressed.
00:36:38I'm-- I'm just saying.
00:36:40T-- That's something
00:36:40I need to know about.
00:36:43Okay, I mean, that affects me.
00:36:51I am awake.
00:36:56[SCOFFS]
00:36:57What?
00:37:02Buy the RV.
00:37:06We start tomorrow.
00:37:13SKYLER:
00:37:13How's it coming in there?
00:37:15Fine.
00:37:24Do you want me or your dad?
00:37:28Dad.
00:37:46SKYLER:
00:37:46So how are those feeling in the waist? Are they too tight?
00:37:49You don't want to get them if they're too tight.
00:37:51They're--
00:37:51They're pretty shrunk.
00:37:55Are you sure you don't want the--? Like a different kind?
00:37:57Like, you know, the skinny jeans, because those are in style.
00:37:59The skaters wear them.
00:38:02Do I look like a skater?
00:38:05All right.
00:38:06[IMITATING WALT JR.]
00:38:06Mom, get them, my big boy pants.
00:38:11Mommy, could you zip up my big boy pants?
00:38:14[BOYS LAUGHING]
00:38:20Don't.
00:38:20What?
00:38:23Don't.
00:38:25Walt.
00:38:26[BOYS LAUGHING]
00:38:29Where--?
00:38:29I have no idea.
00:38:32No, you know what?
00:38:32Don't even look at them.
00:38:34They're obviously very stupid.
00:38:34Yep.
00:38:37Yeah.
00:38:41I think that, um-- I think those jeans look really good on you.
00:38:44I think you should get them if you like them, okay?
00:38:47Why don't you hang out here for a second. I'll be right back.
00:38:50Fine.
00:38:51Hey, Mommy,
00:38:51I think I pinched a loaf in my brand new big boy pants.
00:38:56[♪♪♪]
00:39:00[GRUNTS]
00:39:03What are you doing?
00:39:05What's wrong, chief?
00:39:05Having a little trouble walking?
00:39:08Get off me! Get off me!
00:39:13I'll mess you up, man.
00:39:15You'll have one shot.
00:39:15You'd better make it good.
00:39:17You waiting for, your girlfriends? You better go.
00:39:20You'd better go. Take it.
00:39:20Take your shot. Take it!
00:39:24Come on.
00:39:26Come on.
00:39:26Come on, let's get out of here.
00:39:28Let's go.
00:39:31Psycho.
00:40:08Yeah, nothing but cows.
00:40:11Got some big cow house way out that way, like two miles, but I don't see nobody.
00:40:17"Cow house"?
00:40:19Yeah. Where they live.
00:40:22The cows.
00:40:24Whatever, man.
00:40:24Shit, yeah. Let's cook here.
00:40:29[COUGHS]
00:40:30Cow house.
00:40:33God help me.
00:40:44Uh, what are you doing?
00:40:48These are my good clothes.
00:40:51You can't go home smelling like a meth lab.
00:40:53Uh, yeah, you can. I do.
00:40:56Those?
00:40:58Wow. Those, uh...
00:40:58You're keeping those on, right?
00:41:08[SIGHS]
00:41:10Come on. Daylight's burning.
00:41:13Oh, my God.
00:41:15[CHUCKLING]
00:41:23Wow, this is-- This is a good look for you.
00:41:26I mean, you're maybe only the world's second-biggest homo.
00:41:29Would you shut up and help me?
00:41:32Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
00:41:35Work it. Baby, work it.
00:41:37Turn that off.
00:41:39[WORKING FOR A NUCLEAR FREE
00:41:39CITY'S "DEAD FINGERS TALKING"
00:41:39PLAYING]
00:41:50♪ Dead fingers talking ♪
00:41:53♪ Barefoot boy walking ♪
00:41:55♪ Dead ends of cosmic dust ♪
00:41:57♪ What's on the TV ♪
00:42:00♪ Dead fingers talking ♪
00:42:02♪ Barefoot boy walking ♪
00:42:04♪ Dead ends of cosmic dust ♪
00:42:07♪ What's on the TV ♪
00:42:30♪ Dead fingers talking ♪
00:42:32♪ Barefoot boy walking ♪
00:42:35♪ Dead ends of cosmic dust ♪
00:42:37♪ What's on the TV ♪
00:42:46This is glass-grade.
00:42:49You got--
00:42:51Jesus, you got crystals in here two inches, three inches long.
00:42:54This is pure glass.
00:42:58You're a goddamn artist.
00:43:01This-- This is art, Mr. White.
00:43:04Well, actually, it's just basic chemistry, but thank you, Jesse.
00:43:06I'm glad it's acceptable.
00:43:09Acceptable?
00:43:09You're the goddamn Iron Chef.
00:43:12Every jibhead from here to
00:43:12Timbuktu's gonna want a taste.
00:43:16Man, I-- I gotta try this.
00:43:18No. No.
00:43:22No. We only sell it.
00:43:22We don't use it.
00:43:26Okay, since when?
00:43:28Listen, you've been watching way too much Miami Vice.
00:43:31That ain't happening.
00:43:33[SCOFFS]
00:43:36So, what now?
00:43:41How do we proceed?
00:43:46We cook more tomorrow.
00:43:49Meantime,
00:43:52I know just the guy to talk to.
00:43:54[DOG BARKING]
00:43:56Get him. Come on.
00:43:58[RAP MUSIC PLAYING]
00:44:03Hey, yo. Kraze, how you doing, my man?
00:44:09Hey, you got a new dog.
00:44:09Right on, man.
00:44:13What's his name?
00:44:16Yeah, I had a dog like that once, except maybe like twice as big.
00:44:20Super-purebred.
00:44:22Now, me personally,
00:44:24I would train him to go straight for the nutsack.
00:44:26Just shut your mouth and show me your money.
00:44:28I ain't buying, ese.
00:44:30I'm selling.
00:44:38[MUSIC STOPS]
00:44:41Tell me that ain't the finest scante you ever laid eyes on.
00:44:45Go ahead. Try it.
00:44:48Hey, poochie. How you doing?
00:44:51[GROWLS, BARKS]
00:44:51Jesus Christ.
00:44:54Yeah. Booya! See, what'd I say?
00:44:58It's all right.
00:44:58It's all right?
00:45:00It's all right?
00:45:00Yeah, it's all right.
00:45:02So what? You're back in business?
00:45:04Hell, yeah, I'm back.
00:45:06With a vengeance.
00:45:06Vato loco gotta make a living.
00:45:09You know, with your cousin gone away and all...
00:45:12And listen, homes, about that...
00:45:17Really broke me up about Emilio.
00:45:20That dude is like my brother.
00:45:23You okay? You talk to him?
00:45:24Yeah, I talk to him.
00:45:26Said when the feds came, you were out sticking it in some neighbor lady.
00:45:30Hey, you know,
00:45:30I got lucky twice.
00:45:32I don't know, man.
00:45:35Emilio, he thinks maybe you dimed on him.
00:45:41Whoa, whoa, hey, hey.
00:45:41That is bullshit.
00:45:45That is bullshit, Krazy-8.
00:45:47I should kick his punk ass for even thinking that.
00:45:50You know what? Next time you talk to Emilio, you tell him for me, all right?
00:45:59Why don't you tell him yourself?
00:45:59Made bail this morning.
00:46:02Go ahead, pendejo. Kick my ass.
00:46:06Hey, listen--
00:46:07[BARKS]
00:46:10Where did you get this?
00:46:12Hm?
00:46:14Because I know your little punk ass didn't cook it.
00:46:25[MUFFLED RAP MUSIC PLAYING
00:46:25IN DISTANCE]
00:46:37♪ First I hit the guards
00:46:37Then I'm going for the safe ♪
00:46:40♪ Then open the vault ♪
00:46:41[MUSIC STOPS]
00:46:45[SCOFFS]
00:46:46Damn, man. What are you, some kind of nudist?
00:46:52Yeah, that's some stone-fine tick-tick you been cooking there, ese.
00:46:56How about you come work for me?
00:46:59I'd be willing to sell it to you if-- If the price is right.
00:47:15Out here all by yourself, huh?
00:47:24Hey, I know you.
00:47:24He was there when I got busted.
00:47:29He's with the DEA.
00:47:29No.
00:47:31You rata snitch motherfucker.
00:47:34Run, Mr. White! Run!
00:47:38Ah.
00:47:42[GUN COCKS]
00:47:46I say we cap them both.
00:47:51[CHUCKLES]
00:47:55You really cook up that batch?
00:47:59Yeah.
00:48:00You an artist.
00:48:03It's a damn shame.
00:48:03Wait.
00:48:05Wait a minute.
00:48:09Listen to me.
00:48:09I'll teach you my recipe, huh?
00:48:13What do you say?
00:48:13You wanna cook like me?
00:48:16[COUGHS]
00:48:19You let us both live, and I will teach you, huh?
00:48:40[JESSE GRUNTS]
00:48:44[♪♪♪]
00:48:55Put the cigarette out.
00:49:00Please...
00:49:45Move it, homes.
00:49:45Ain't got all day.
00:49:51Okay.
00:50:02[BOTH COUGHING]
00:50:07[GUNSHOTS]
00:50:11[BOTH RETCHING]
00:50:20[GASPING]
00:50:22[CLATTERING]
00:50:24[GASPING SUBSIDES]
00:50:27[EXHALES]
00:50:30[MOLOTOV'S "APOCALYPSHIT"
00:50:30PLAYING]
00:50:43[PANTING]
00:51:56[DISTANT SIRENS WAILING]
00:52:12Shit.
00:52:17Shit!
00:52:28[GRUNTS]
00:52:29[GUN CLICKS]
00:52:32[GRUNTS]
00:52:38[GRUNTING]
00:53:07[MOLOTOV'S "APOCALYPSHIT"
00:53:07PLAYING]
00:53:18[HORN HONKS]
00:53:23[HORN HONKING]
00:53:32[SIRENS WAILING]
00:54:03What happened?
00:54:08Hey, what'd you do to them?
00:54:12Red phosphorus in the presence of moisture and accelerated by heat yields phosphorus hydride.
00:54:20Phosphine gas.
00:54:22One good whiff and...
00:54:28[VOMITING]
00:54:49We gotta...
00:54:53We gotta clean this up.
00:54:58[MICK HARVEY'S "OUT OF TIME,
00:54:58MAN" PLAYING]
00:55:12♪ I'm walking out for love ♪
00:55:15♪ I'm walking out really down
00:55:15In a cool breeze ♪
00:55:19♪ I'm gonna be late again ♪
00:55:21♪ Driver, wait for me please ♪
00:55:23♪ I'm running all in vain
00:55:23Trying to catch this train ♪
00:55:33♪ Time don't fool me no more ♪
00:55:37♪ I throw my watch
00:55:37To the floor ♪
00:55:39♪ It's gone crazy ♪
00:55:43Where were you?
00:55:53Walt...
00:55:58I don't know what's been going on with you lately, but--
00:56:00Nothing, honey. I'm fine.
00:56:03Whatever it is,
00:56:03I'll tell you this.
00:56:08I do not like it when you don't talk to me.
00:56:13The worst thing you can do is shut me out.
00:56:23♪ Time don't fool me no more ♪
00:56:27♪ I throw my watch
00:56:27To the floor ♪
00:56:29♪ It's gone crazy ♪
00:56:31♪ Time don't do it again
00:56:31Now I'm stressed and strained ♪
00:56:35♪ Anger and pain
00:56:35And the subway train ♪
00:56:40♪ Long gone the rendezvous ♪
00:56:44♪ Time made a fool out of me ♪
00:56:47♪ Baby, can't you see ♪
00:56:50♪ It's a timing tragedy ♪
00:56:52♪ I think it's 9
00:56:52When the clock says 10 ♪
00:56:55♪ This girl won't wait for the
00:56:55Out of Time, Out of Time Man ♪
00:57:01[MOANS]
00:57:02Walt...
00:57:06Oh, Walt, is that you?
00:57:10[GASPS]
00:57:11[PANTING]
00:57:16♪ Long gone the rendezvous ♪
00:57:19♪ Time made a fool out of me ♪
00:57:23♪ Baby, can't you see ♪
00:57:26♪ It's a timing tragedy ♪
00:57:30♪ Long gone the rendezvous ♪
00:57:34♪ Time made a fool out of me ♪
00:57:37♪ Baby, can't you see ♪
00:57:40♪ It's a timing tragedy ♪
00:57:42♪ I think it's 9
00:57:42When the clock says 10 ♪
00:57:46♪ This girl won't wait for the
00:57:46Out of Time, Out of Time Man ♪