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[♪♪♪]

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[PANTING]

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[GLASS SHATTERING]

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[GRUNTING]

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Oh, my God. Christ!

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Shit.

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[DISTANT SIRENS WAILING]

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Oh, God. Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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Think, think, think.

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[LIQUID SPLASHING]

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Oh, my gosh.

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[PANTING, GASPING]

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[EXHALES, COUGHS]

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Okay. Come on, come on, come on.

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Come on.

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My name is Walter Hartwell

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White.

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I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane,

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Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.

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To all law-enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt.

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I am speaking to my family now.

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Skyler.

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You are the love of my life.

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I hope you know that.

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Walter Jr.

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You're my big man.

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There are-- There are going to be some things--

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Things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few days.

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I just want you to know that no matter how it may look

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I only had you in my heart.

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Goodbye.

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[SIRENS APPROACHING]

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[♪♪♪]

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[♪♪♪]

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[COUGHING]

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WOMAN [ON TV]:

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--money before the panel

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earlier.

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Happy birthday.

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Oh.

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Look at that.

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That is veggie bacon.

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Believe it or not.

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Zero cholesterol and you won't even taste the difference.

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Mm.

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What time do you think you'll be home?

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Same time.

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I don't want him dicking you around tonight.

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You get paid till 5, you work till 5. No later.

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Ah-hah.

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Hey.

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Hey, happy birthday.

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Well, thank you.

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You're late again.

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There was no hot water again.

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I have an easy fix for that.

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You wake up early, and then you get to be the first person in the shower. Hm.

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WALT JR.:

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I have an idea.

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How about buy a new hot-water heater?

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How's that idea?

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For the million-billionth time.

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[COUGHING]

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Did you take your echinacea?

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Yeah.

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I think it's getting better.

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What the hell is this?

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Hey.

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It's veggie bacon.

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We're watching our cholesterol,

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I guess.

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Not me. I want real bacon.

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N-not this fake crap.

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Too bad. Eat it.

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Phew.

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This smells like Band-Aids.

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Eat it.

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[SIGHS]

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So how does it feel to be old?

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How does it feel to be a smart-ass?

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Heh. Good.

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Eat your veggie bacon.

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You're all set?

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Yeah, I'm fine.

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All right, see you at home.

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Okay, see you.

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[BELL RINGS]

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Chemistry.

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It is the study of what?

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Anyone?

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Ben.

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Chemicals.

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Chemicals.

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No.

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Chemistry is...

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Well, technically, chemistry is the study of matter.

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But I prefer to see it as the study of change.

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Now, just-- Just think about this.

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Electrons.

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They change their energy levels.

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Molecules.

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Molecules change their bonds.

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Elements. They combine and change into compounds.

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Well, that's--

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That's all of life, right?

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I mean, it's just-- It's the constant, it's the cycle.

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It's solution, dissolution, just over and over and over.

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It is growth, then decay, then transformation.

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It is fascinating, really.

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[INDISTINCT WHISPERING]

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[GIRL GIGGLING]

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Chad.

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Is there something wrong with your table?

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Okay, ionic bonds.

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[CLATTERING]

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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Are you done?

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Ionic bonds. Chapter six.

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[EASY-LISTENING MUSIC PLAYING]

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One, two, three makes 10, and 10 makes 20.

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There's your receipt.

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Just hand this disc to your car-wash professional.

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Thank you. Come again.

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[MAN SPEAKING IN FOREIGN

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LANGUAGE]

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He's not coming.

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He says he quits.

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I'm gonna run the register.

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Bogdan, no.

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We talked about this.

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I'm short-handed, Walter.

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What am I to do?

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Walter?

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What am I to do?

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[MAN WHISTLING]

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[COUGHING]

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CHAD:

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Hey, Mr. White.

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Make those tires shine, huh?

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Oh, my God.

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You will not believe who's cleaning Chad's car.

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Mr. White.

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From chemistry.

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ALL:

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Surprise!

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Happy birthday, Dad.

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Happy birthday.

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Happy birthday.

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Oh, you're so very late.

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Really, I'm serious, Skyler.

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I mean, you're flat as a washboard.

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Oh.

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You look awesome.

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She's not showing at all, is she?

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She's showing a little.

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Carmen, this is my sister,

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Marie.

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Nice to meet you.

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Hi.

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Glock 22, that's my daily carry, okay?

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I mean, unless you're talking, what, Plus P Plus loads, you can forget the 9 mil, all right?

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Shit, I seen one of those bounce off a windshield one time.

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Yeah, with you shooting.

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Hey.

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[LAUGHTER]

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If you're gonna bring a gun, baby, you gotta bring enough gun.

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Forty caliber.

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Uh...

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This is awesome.

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Nice, isn't it?

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Yeah. Dad, come check this out.

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Yeah, I see it.

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Come on, take it.

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Yeah. Check it out, Walt.

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Ooh.

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No, no, it's just heavy.

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HANK:

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That's why they hire men.

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[LAUGHTER]

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Hey, it's not gonna bite you.

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Looks like Keith Richards with a glass of warm milk, doesn't he?

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[LAUGHTER]

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Hey, Walt. Everybody, listen up, listen up, listen up.

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I'm gonna give a toast, a little toast to my brother-in-law. Come here.

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Walt, you got a brain the size of Wisconsin but we're not gonna hold that against you.

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But your heart's in the right place, man.

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Your heart's in the right place.

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We love you, man. We love you.

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Everybody, to Walt.

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Nostrovia.

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ALL:

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Nostrovia.

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Oh, shit. Turn on channel three.

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At which point, we apprehended

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three individuals

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and placed them in custody.

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I'm proud to say

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the outstanding professionalism

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of my fellow agents at the

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Albuquerque District Office

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resulted in a substantial

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amount of methamphetamine

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being taken off the streets.

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WOMAN: Were any shots fired?

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No, ma'am.

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Our agents took the suspects

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by surprise.

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Damn. The TV does add 10 pounds.

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Ten pounds?

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Hey, sit and spin, both of you.

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Hank.

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What?

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Sorry. You didn't see that.

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So charming.

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--clearly an ongoing operation.

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One which was well-organized...

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Hank, how much money is that?

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It's about 700 grand.

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It was a pretty good haul.

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It's a good day

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for the citizens of Albuquerque

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Wow.

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when we can put this big a dent

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in the local drug trade.

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Well, that's unusual, isn't it?

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That kind of cash?

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Mm. Well, it's not the most we ever took.

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It's easy money, till we catch you.

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Heh-heh.

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Walt, just say the word and I'll take you on a ride-along.

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You can watch us knock down a meth lab, huh?

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Get a little excitement in your life.

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Yeah, someday.

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Which one's this?

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Um, that faux-Lalique vase

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I picked up at the Super-Swap.

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Oh.

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How's it doing?

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Well, I met my reserve and there's still two minutes.

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Mm.

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What's up?

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You tell me, birthday boy.

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Oh, hey, so, what's up for Saturday?

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Mm. Car wash.

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Bogdan says he needs me.

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Till what time? Noon, 1-ish?

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Probably 2, more like it.

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And then what after that?

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Um, actually, ahem, I was thinking of driving up to Los Alamos.

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They've got this--

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The visitor center has an exhibit on that's really supposed to be--

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You're not gonna paint?

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No, I'll paint.

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It's just that this--

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You know, this exhibition on the Mars-rover photographs are...

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I mean, the detail really is just supposed to be amazing.

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It's just that I really need you to paint at some point.

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The sooner that back bedroom gets finished...

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I know.

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And I'd do it myself, except you don't want me on the stepladder.

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I will paint.

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Okay.

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What is going on down there?

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No, it's--

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Is he asleep?

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No...

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No, it's nothing. He's just...

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You know. Well, you gotta be careful about the baby and--

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Well, don't worry about the baby. This is just for you.

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We are just doing you tonight.

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So just close your eyes, relax, and let it...

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Close your eyes.

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Oh, okay.

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Okay.

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There you go.

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That's it.

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That's it.

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There you go.

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Keep it going.

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Keep it going.

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Keep it going.

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Keep-- Yes! Fifty-six.

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[EASY-LISTENING MUSIC PLAYING]

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[♪♪♪]

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[COUGHS]

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[SIRENS WAILING]

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This is so embarrassing.

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I am fine, honestly.

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It's just some bug going around.

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First, my wife had it, then my son, and now me.

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It's just--

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It's just like a chest cold.

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Could be some low blood sugar as well.

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I didn't have the greatest breakfast this morning.

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Honestly, I didn't.

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Hey, listen, can you do me a favor? Can you just, uh, drop me off at a corner somewhere?

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Uh, no, sorry.

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It's just that I don't have the greatest insurance.

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Take a couple of deep breaths for me.

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[COUGHS]

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Is there anybody you want us to contact for you?

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[SCOFFS]

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No. God, no.

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Lean forward for me, would you?

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Mr. White, are you a smoker?

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No, never.

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Why do you ask?

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[LOW RUMBLING, CLICKING]

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[MUFFLED SPEECH]

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Mr. White?

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Mr. White?

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Yes?

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You understood what I've just said to you?

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Yes.

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Lung cancer. Inoperable.

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I'm sorry.

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I just need to make sure you fully understand.

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Best-case scenario, with chemo,

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I'll live maybe another couple years.

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It's just you've got mustard on your...

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Right there.

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You got mustard there.

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Right there.

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So my records show that I paid it and I certainly don't feel that we owe any late--

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Yeah, all right.

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Well, I'll check with the bank and maybe the post office if they lost it or something.

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Yeah, let me look into that.

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Okay.

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Thank you.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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Um, did you use the MasterCard last month?

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Uh, fifteen eighty-eight at Staples?

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Um...

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Oh, we needed printer paper.

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Walt, the MasterCard's the one we don't use.

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Okay.

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So how was your day?

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Oh, you know.

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I don't know. It was, um, fine.

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[EASY-LISTENING MUSIC PLAYING]

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[BOGDAN SPEAKING IN FOREIGN

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LANGUAGE]

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[DISTORTED SPEECH]

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[COUGHS]

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[HIGH-PITCHED BUZZING]

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[DISTORTED]

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Hey, Walter.

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Walter.

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Walter. Tomorrow night

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I'm shorthanded.

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I need you outside to do wipe downs.

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Come on.

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What?

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I said I need you outside to do some wipe downs.

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Are you here to work, or to be staring at the skies?

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Come on. Let's go.

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Come on, man.

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Fuck you, Bogdan.

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What?

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I said, "fuck you."

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And your eyebrows.

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[GRUNTING]

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Wipe down this!

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[♪♪♪]

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[BUTTONS BEEPING]

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[PHONE RINGING]

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HANK:

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Yo.

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Uh, Hank? Hank, it's Walt. Hey.

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Oh, listen. I didn't wake you, did I?

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Oh, good, good.

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Oh, no, no.

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Nothing's wrong. I just...

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I've been thinking about that offer of that ride-along.

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HANK:

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It's the last house on the right. See it?

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Not the two-story one, the one next to it.

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Kind of, uh, I don't know what do you call that? Um, green?

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Sage.

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"Sage?"

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Do you work at the fucking

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Pottery Barn? Jesus.

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Sage.

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That's the word for it.

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My fault the only word your dumb-ass knows is "green"?

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"Cheese-dick." I know that one.

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How about that?

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Anyway, it's the, um, sage one.

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See it?

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WALT:

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So, what tells you it's a meth lab?

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HANK:

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Just our snitch.

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Says some dude who goes by "Cap'n Cook" lives up to his name in there.

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Says he always adds a dash of chili powder. Heh-heh.

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Ah, you exuberant Mexicans.

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Uh-uh. "Cap'n Cook?"

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That's a white boy's name.

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Dopey as hell too.

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Yeah? I'll tell you what.

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I got you 20 bucks that says he's a beaner.

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All right.

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You're on.

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All right.

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Come on, come on, come on.

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[SIGHS]

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All right. School bus is clear.

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You got the green light.

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MAN [ON RADIO]:

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Copy that.

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[ENGINE STARTS]

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Watch this. Makes them shit.

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[HUMMING WAGNER'S

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"RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES"]

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Go, go, go, go!

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HANK:

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Meth labs are nasty on a good day.

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You mix that shit wrong and you got mustard gas.

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Phosphine gas.

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I think.

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Yeah, exactly.

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One whiff will kill you.

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That's why the respirators.

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[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]

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MAN [ON RADIO]:

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House is clear.

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One suspect in custody.

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Copy that. The suspect, might he be of the Latino persuasion?

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Driver's license says

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"Emilio Koyama."

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Asian. Pay up, sucker.

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Hey, hey. First name, Emilio.

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That's at least half a beaner.

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Tell you what,

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I'll let you off for a 10.

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Whoa.

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Cheer up, Gomey.

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You people still got J. Lo.

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Hank.

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Do you think I might get to go inside?

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See the actual lab?

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Uh, yeah.

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Yeah, I'll tell you what, we'll go peek our heads in, check it out first.

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Stay here a minute.

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Let's go, Frank.

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[GASPS]

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Oh, God.

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[♪♪♪]

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Oh, God.

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Oh, my God.

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Pinkman?

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Hey. Uh, it's me. I'm alone.

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How'd you find me?

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You're still in our filing system.

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So your-- Your aunt owns this place, right?

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I own it.

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Look, no one's looking for you.

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Why are you here?

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I was curious.

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Honestly, I never expected you to amount to much... but methamphetamine.

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I--

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I didn't picture that.

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There's a lot of money in it, huh?

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I don't know what you're talking about.

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No?

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Not a clue.

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Cap'n Cook?

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That's not you?

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Like I said, no one is looking for you.

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Look, I don't know what you think you're doing here,

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Mr. White.

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I mean, if you're planning on giving me some bull-winder about getting right with Jesus or turning myself in.

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Not really.

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High school was a long time ago.

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You ain't Welcome Back, Kotter, so step off. No speeches.

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Short speech.

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You lost your partner today.

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What's-his-name.

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Emilio?

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Emilio is going to prison.

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The DEA took all your money, your lab.

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You've got nothing.

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Square one.

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But you know the business and I know the chemistry.

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I'm thinking maybe you and I could partner up.

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[SCOFFS]

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You, uh--

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You wanna cook crystal meth?

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You.

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You and, uh--

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And me.

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That's right.

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Wow.

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Either that, or I turn you in.

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What the hell is this?

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SKYLER:

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Damned if I know.

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I described it as mosaic folk art.

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And somebody bought it?

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Yeah, some guy in Minneapolis.

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Fourteen dollars plus shipping.

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Yes.

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At this rate, in 50 or 60 years you'll be rich.

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So how goes the novel?

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It's not a novel, actually, which I--

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You're not writing a novel?

00:30:30

You told me you were.

00:30:30

No. Short stories.

00:30:32

I said that if eventually

00:30:32

I have enough good ones, that maybe I'll try and publish another collection.

00:30:40

Those really didn't sell.

00:30:42

I just thought a novel would be easier to sell.

00:30:46

Yeah, well, maybe so.

00:30:50

Ever want me to read anything,

00:30:50

I could critique it for you.

00:30:53

Oh.

00:30:55

No.

00:30:58

I mean, I'm just not at that stage where I...

00:31:02

No.

00:31:04

Open offer.

00:31:07

So, what's up with Walt lately?

00:31:09

What do you mean? He's fine.

00:31:11

He just seems...

00:31:13

I don't know.

00:31:13

Quieter than usual.

00:31:15

Well, turning 50 is a big deal.

00:31:18

I mean, I'm sure as hell not looking forward to 40.

00:31:23

You're gonna be a complete basket-case.

00:31:27

[CHUCKLES]

00:31:30

So it's a mid-life crisis.

00:31:31

No. He's just quiet.

00:31:34

How's the sex?

00:31:35

Marie, Jesus.

00:31:38

I guess that answers that.

00:31:39

[♪♪♪]

00:32:22

You just gonna sit there?

00:32:25

[SIGHS]

00:32:32

Look at this.

00:32:32

Look at this.

00:32:34

Kjeldahl-style recovery flask,

00:32:34

800 milliliters. Very rare.

00:32:39

You got your usual paraphernalia, Griffin beakers, there's your Erlenmeyer flask.

00:32:42

But the pièce de résistance a round bottom boiling flask,

00:32:46

5000 milliliters.

00:32:50

Huh?

00:32:54

I cook in one of those.

00:32:54

A big one.

00:32:58

One of these?

00:33:00

No, this is an volumetric flask.

00:33:02

You wouldn't cook in one of these.

00:33:04

Uh, yeah. I do.

00:33:05

Uh, no, you don't.

00:33:07

A volumetric flask is for general mixing and titration.

00:33:11

You wouldn't apply heat to a volumetric flask.

00:33:14

That's what a boiling flask is for.

00:33:16

Did you not learn nothing from my chemistry class?

00:33:19

No. You flunked me, remember?

00:33:22

No wonder.

00:33:22

Prick.

00:33:24

And let me tell you something else. This ain't chemistry.

00:33:28

Okay, this is art.

00:33:28

[SCOFFS]

00:33:30

Cooking is art and shit I cook is the bomb, so don't be telling me.

00:33:35

Shit you cook is shit.

00:33:38

I saw your setup. Ridiculous.

00:33:40

You and I will not make garbage.

00:33:43

We will produce a chemically pure and stable product that performs as advertised.

00:33:46

No adulterants.

00:33:48

No baby formula.

00:33:48

No chili powder.

00:33:50

No, no. Chili P's my signature.

00:33:52

Not anymore.

00:33:55

Yeah, well, we'll see about that.

00:33:58

What the hell is this?

00:33:59

Lab safety equipment.

00:34:01

We're also gonna have an emergency eye wash station.

00:34:04

These chemicals and their fumes are toxic.

00:34:07

In case you didn't you know that.

00:34:09

Well, you can dress up like a faggot if you want. Not me.

00:34:17

Listen, this stuff doesn't stay more than a day.

00:34:23

What? I thought we were gonna cook here.

00:34:24

No, we're not gonna cook here.

00:34:26

Okay, this is my house.

00:34:26

I don't shit where I eat.

00:34:29

Well, then where are we gonna work?

00:34:31

You tell me.

00:34:31

This is your deal, man.

00:34:34

You wanna smoke it up, smoke it up at your house.

00:34:36

No, I didn't think so. Oh, well.

00:34:42

Well, what if we rented one of those self-storage places?

00:34:47

You know, those little orange garages? Worked out of there?

00:34:50

No, they're onto that. They've got dogs that sniff around.

00:34:56

RV, that's what you want.

00:35:00

What, like a Winnebago?

00:35:04

Yeah.

00:35:07

I know a dude who wants to sell his.

00:35:10

He just goes camping with it.

00:35:12

But a mobile meth lab?

00:35:12

That'd be the bomb.

00:35:14

I mean, you can drive way out in the boonies.

00:35:19

Be all evasive.

00:35:23

[♪♪♪]

00:35:47

Dude, this isn't even seven grand, all right?

00:35:50

My guy wants 85.

00:35:51

This is all the money

00:35:51

I have in the world.

00:35:54

You're a drug dealer. Negotiate.

00:35:57

[SCOFFS]

00:35:58

Y-you are not how I remember you from class.

00:36:01

I mean, like, not at all.

00:36:03

Yeah, well, I gotta go.

00:36:04

Wait. Wait. Hold up.

00:36:07

Tell me why you're doing this.

00:36:07

Seriously.

00:36:10

Why do you do it?

00:36:12

Money, mainly.

00:36:16

There you go.

00:36:17

Nah, come on, man.

00:36:20

Some straight like you, giant stick up his ass all a sudden at age, what, 60, he's just gonna break bad?

00:36:26

I'm 50.

00:36:26

It's weird, is all.

00:36:29

Okay, it doesn't compute.

00:36:29

Listen, if you've gone crazy or something,

00:36:34

I mean, if y-- If you've gone crazy, or depressed.

00:36:38

I'm-- I'm just saying.

00:36:40

T-- That's something

00:36:40

I need to know about.

00:36:43

Okay, I mean, that affects me.

00:36:51

I am awake.

00:36:56

[SCOFFS]

00:36:57

What?

00:37:02

Buy the RV.

00:37:06

We start tomorrow.

00:37:13

SKYLER:

00:37:13

How's it coming in there?

00:37:15

Fine.

00:37:24

Do you want me or your dad?

00:37:28

Dad.

00:37:46

SKYLER:

00:37:46

So how are those feeling in the waist? Are they too tight?

00:37:49

You don't want to get them if they're too tight.

00:37:51

They're--

00:37:51

They're pretty shrunk.

00:37:55

Are you sure you don't want the--? Like a different kind?

00:37:57

Like, you know, the skinny jeans, because those are in style.

00:37:59

The skaters wear them.

00:38:02

Do I look like a skater?

00:38:05

All right.

00:38:06

[IMITATING WALT JR.]

00:38:06

Mom, get them, my big boy pants.

00:38:11

Mommy, could you zip up my big boy pants?

00:38:14

[BOYS LAUGHING]

00:38:20

Don't.

00:38:20

What?

00:38:23

Don't.

00:38:25

Walt.

00:38:26

[BOYS LAUGHING]

00:38:29

Where--?

00:38:29

I have no idea.

00:38:32

No, you know what?

00:38:32

Don't even look at them.

00:38:34

They're obviously very stupid.

00:38:34

Yep.

00:38:37

Yeah.

00:38:41

I think that, um-- I think those jeans look really good on you.

00:38:44

I think you should get them if you like them, okay?

00:38:47

Why don't you hang out here for a second. I'll be right back.

00:38:50

Fine.

00:38:51

Hey, Mommy,

00:38:51

I think I pinched a loaf in my brand new big boy pants.

00:38:56

[♪♪♪]

00:39:00

[GRUNTS]

00:39:03

What are you doing?

00:39:05

What's wrong, chief?

00:39:05

Having a little trouble walking?

00:39:08

Get off me! Get off me!

00:39:13

I'll mess you up, man.

00:39:15

You'll have one shot.

00:39:15

You'd better make it good.

00:39:17

You waiting for, your girlfriends? You better go.

00:39:20

You'd better go. Take it.

00:39:20

Take your shot. Take it!

00:39:24

Come on.

00:39:26

Come on.

00:39:26

Come on, let's get out of here.

00:39:28

Let's go.

00:39:31

Psycho.

00:40:08

Yeah, nothing but cows.

00:40:11

Got some big cow house way out that way, like two miles, but I don't see nobody.

00:40:17

"Cow house"?

00:40:19

Yeah. Where they live.

00:40:22

The cows.

00:40:24

Whatever, man.

00:40:24

Shit, yeah. Let's cook here.

00:40:29

[COUGHS]

00:40:30

Cow house.

00:40:33

God help me.

00:40:44

Uh, what are you doing?

00:40:48

These are my good clothes.

00:40:51

You can't go home smelling like a meth lab.

00:40:53

Uh, yeah, you can. I do.

00:40:56

Those?

00:40:58

Wow. Those, uh...

00:40:58

You're keeping those on, right?

00:41:08

[SIGHS]

00:41:10

Come on. Daylight's burning.

00:41:13

Oh, my God.

00:41:15

[CHUCKLING]

00:41:23

Wow, this is-- This is a good look for you.

00:41:26

I mean, you're maybe only the world's second-biggest homo.

00:41:29

Would you shut up and help me?

00:41:32

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

00:41:35

Work it. Baby, work it.

00:41:37

Turn that off.

00:41:39

[WORKING FOR A NUCLEAR FREE

00:41:39

CITY'S "DEAD FINGERS TALKING"

00:41:39

PLAYING]

00:41:50

♪ Dead fingers talking ♪

00:41:53

♪ Barefoot boy walking ♪

00:41:55

♪ Dead ends of cosmic dust ♪

00:41:57

♪ What's on the TV ♪

00:42:00

♪ Dead fingers talking ♪

00:42:02

♪ Barefoot boy walking ♪

00:42:04

♪ Dead ends of cosmic dust ♪

00:42:07

♪ What's on the TV ♪

00:42:30

♪ Dead fingers talking ♪

00:42:32

♪ Barefoot boy walking ♪

00:42:35

♪ Dead ends of cosmic dust ♪

00:42:37

♪ What's on the TV ♪

00:42:46

This is glass-grade.

00:42:49

You got--

00:42:51

Jesus, you got crystals in here two inches, three inches long.

00:42:54

This is pure glass.

00:42:58

You're a goddamn artist.

00:43:01

This-- This is art, Mr. White.

00:43:04

Well, actually, it's just basic chemistry, but thank you, Jesse.

00:43:06

I'm glad it's acceptable.

00:43:09

Acceptable?

00:43:09

You're the goddamn Iron Chef.

00:43:12

Every jibhead from here to

00:43:12

Timbuktu's gonna want a taste.

00:43:16

Man, I-- I gotta try this.

00:43:18

No. No.

00:43:22

No. We only sell it.

00:43:22

We don't use it.

00:43:26

Okay, since when?

00:43:28

Listen, you've been watching way too much Miami Vice.

00:43:31

That ain't happening.

00:43:33

[SCOFFS]

00:43:36

So, what now?

00:43:41

How do we proceed?

00:43:46

We cook more tomorrow.

00:43:49

Meantime,

00:43:52

I know just the guy to talk to.

00:43:54

[DOG BARKING]

00:43:56

Get him. Come on.

00:43:58

[RAP MUSIC PLAYING]

00:44:03

Hey, yo. Kraze, how you doing, my man?

00:44:09

Hey, you got a new dog.

00:44:09

Right on, man.

00:44:13

What's his name?

00:44:16

Yeah, I had a dog like that once, except maybe like twice as big.

00:44:20

Super-purebred.

00:44:22

Now, me personally,

00:44:24

I would train him to go straight for the nutsack.

00:44:26

Just shut your mouth and show me your money.

00:44:28

I ain't buying, ese.

00:44:30

I'm selling.

00:44:38

[MUSIC STOPS]

00:44:41

Tell me that ain't the finest scante you ever laid eyes on.

00:44:45

Go ahead. Try it.

00:44:48

Hey, poochie. How you doing?

00:44:51

[GROWLS, BARKS]

00:44:51

Jesus Christ.

00:44:54

Yeah. Booya! See, what'd I say?

00:44:58

It's all right.

00:44:58

It's all right?

00:45:00

It's all right?

00:45:00

Yeah, it's all right.

00:45:02

So what? You're back in business?

00:45:04

Hell, yeah, I'm back.

00:45:06

With a vengeance.

00:45:06

Vato loco gotta make a living.

00:45:09

You know, with your cousin gone away and all...

00:45:12

And listen, homes, about that...

00:45:17

Really broke me up about Emilio.

00:45:20

That dude is like my brother.

00:45:23

You okay? You talk to him?

00:45:24

Yeah, I talk to him.

00:45:26

Said when the feds came, you were out sticking it in some neighbor lady.

00:45:30

Hey, you know,

00:45:30

I got lucky twice.

00:45:32

I don't know, man.

00:45:35

Emilio, he thinks maybe you dimed on him.

00:45:41

Whoa, whoa, hey, hey.

00:45:41

That is bullshit.

00:45:45

That is bullshit, Krazy-8.

00:45:47

I should kick his punk ass for even thinking that.

00:45:50

You know what? Next time you talk to Emilio, you tell him for me, all right?

00:45:59

Why don't you tell him yourself?

00:45:59

Made bail this morning.

00:46:02

Go ahead, pendejo. Kick my ass.

00:46:06

Hey, listen--

00:46:07

[BARKS]

00:46:10

Where did you get this?

00:46:12

Hm?

00:46:14

Because I know your little punk ass didn't cook it.

00:46:25

[MUFFLED RAP MUSIC PLAYING

00:46:25

IN DISTANCE]

00:46:37

♪ First I hit the guards

00:46:37

Then I'm going for the safe ♪

00:46:40

♪ Then open the vault ♪

00:46:41

[MUSIC STOPS]

00:46:45

[SCOFFS]

00:46:46

Damn, man. What are you, some kind of nudist?

00:46:52

Yeah, that's some stone-fine tick-tick you been cooking there, ese.

00:46:56

How about you come work for me?

00:46:59

I'd be willing to sell it to you if-- If the price is right.

00:47:15

Out here all by yourself, huh?

00:47:24

Hey, I know you.

00:47:24

He was there when I got busted.

00:47:29

He's with the DEA.

00:47:29

No.

00:47:31

You rata snitch motherfucker.

00:47:34

Run, Mr. White! Run!

00:47:38

Ah.

00:47:42

[GUN COCKS]

00:47:46

I say we cap them both.

00:47:51

[CHUCKLES]

00:47:55

You really cook up that batch?

00:47:59

Yeah.

00:48:00

You an artist.

00:48:03

It's a damn shame.

00:48:03

Wait.

00:48:05

Wait a minute.

00:48:09

Listen to me.

00:48:09

I'll teach you my recipe, huh?

00:48:13

What do you say?

00:48:13

You wanna cook like me?

00:48:16

[COUGHS]

00:48:19

You let us both live, and I will teach you, huh?

00:48:40

[JESSE GRUNTS]

00:48:44

[♪♪♪]

00:48:55

Put the cigarette out.

00:49:00

Please...

00:49:45

Move it, homes.

00:49:45

Ain't got all day.

00:49:51

Okay.

00:50:02

[BOTH COUGHING]

00:50:07

[GUNSHOTS]

00:50:11

[BOTH RETCHING]

00:50:20

[GASPING]

00:50:22

[CLATTERING]

00:50:24

[GASPING SUBSIDES]

00:50:27

[EXHALES]

00:50:30

[MOLOTOV'S "APOCALYPSHIT"

00:50:30

PLAYING]

00:50:43

[PANTING]

00:51:56

[DISTANT SIRENS WAILING]

00:52:12

Shit.

00:52:17

Shit!

00:52:28

[GRUNTS]

00:52:29

[GUN CLICKS]

00:52:32

[GRUNTS]

00:52:38

[GRUNTING]

00:53:07

[MOLOTOV'S "APOCALYPSHIT"

00:53:07

PLAYING]

00:53:18

[HORN HONKS]

00:53:23

[HORN HONKING]

00:53:32

[SIRENS WAILING]

00:54:03

What happened?

00:54:08

Hey, what'd you do to them?

00:54:12

Red phosphorus in the presence of moisture and accelerated by heat yields phosphorus hydride.

00:54:20

Phosphine gas.

00:54:22

One good whiff and...

00:54:28

[VOMITING]

00:54:49

We gotta...

00:54:53

We gotta clean this up.

00:54:58

[MICK HARVEY'S "OUT OF TIME,

00:54:58

MAN" PLAYING]

00:55:12

♪ I'm walking out for love ♪

00:55:15

♪ I'm walking out really down

00:55:15

In a cool breeze ♪

00:55:19

♪ I'm gonna be late again ♪

00:55:21

♪ Driver, wait for me please ♪

00:55:23

♪ I'm running all in vain

00:55:23

Trying to catch this train ♪

00:55:33

♪ Time don't fool me no more ♪

00:55:37

♪ I throw my watch

00:55:37

To the floor ♪

00:55:39

♪ It's gone crazy ♪

00:55:43

Where were you?

00:55:53

Walt...

00:55:58

I don't know what's been going on with you lately, but--

00:56:00

Nothing, honey. I'm fine.

00:56:03

Whatever it is,

00:56:03

I'll tell you this.

00:56:08

I do not like it when you don't talk to me.

00:56:13

The worst thing you can do is shut me out.

00:56:23

♪ Time don't fool me no more ♪

00:56:27

♪ I throw my watch

00:56:27

To the floor ♪

00:56:29

♪ It's gone crazy ♪

00:56:31

♪ Time don't do it again

00:56:31

Now I'm stressed and strained ♪

00:56:35

♪ Anger and pain

00:56:35

And the subway train ♪

00:56:40

♪ Long gone the rendezvous ♪

00:56:44

♪ Time made a fool out of me ♪

00:56:47

♪ Baby, can't you see ♪

00:56:50

♪ It's a timing tragedy ♪

00:56:52

♪ I think it's 9

00:56:52

When the clock says 10 ♪

00:56:55

♪ This girl won't wait for the

00:56:55

Out of Time, Out of Time Man ♪

00:57:01

[MOANS]

00:57:02

Walt...

00:57:06

Oh, Walt, is that you?

00:57:10

[GASPS]

00:57:11

[PANTING]

00:57:16

♪ Long gone the rendezvous ♪

00:57:19

♪ Time made a fool out of me ♪

00:57:23

♪ Baby, can't you see ♪

00:57:26

♪ It's a timing tragedy ♪

00:57:30

♪ Long gone the rendezvous ♪

00:57:34

♪ Time made a fool out of me ♪

00:57:37

♪ Baby, can't you see ♪

00:57:40

♪ It's a timing tragedy ♪

00:57:42

♪ I think it's 9

00:57:42

When the clock says 10 ♪

00:57:46

♪ This girl won't wait for the

00:57:46

Out of Time, Out of Time Man ♪