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Thirty-Eight Snub
00:00:04So how's it look?
00:00:09Meaning, do I see it?
00:00:12Yes.
00:00:15Do you see it?
00:00:20Basically, any lawman worth his salt is gonna spot that, yeah.
00:00:25Assuming that's a deal breaker?
00:00:27Yes, it's a deal breaker.
00:00:31Well, if stealth is what you're aspiring to, you best go with something more compact.
00:00:42Thirty-eight Special.
00:00:43Snub nose.
00:00:45Got a concealed hammer so it don't catch on your belt when you draw.
00:00:49Tried and true.
00:00:49No nonsense about it.
00:00:55Five shots.
00:00:55Yeah.
00:00:56Automatic has how many?
00:00:58Ten in the mag, one in the chamber.
00:01:01If you can't get it done with five, you're into spray and pray, in which case, I wouldn't count on another six closing the deal.
00:01:09You load that with
00:01:09158-grain hollow points instead of standard wadcutters, it's got plenty of stopping power.
00:01:17Can't get more dependable than a wheel gun.
00:01:24Try it on with this.
00:01:29That snubbie will conceal up real nice if you carry it IWB.
00:01:34Little harder to draw from, but there's no substitute if you're intent on fooling a vigilant eye.
00:01:41Comes in polymer too.
00:01:43I prefer the feel of leather.
00:01:45Old school, I guess.
00:01:48Well, um...
00:01:51Sure it's on the correct side?
00:01:53If you're right-handed, it is.
00:01:55I don't know, ma--
00:01:55Are you sure?
00:01:58Maybe it'll feel better on the left side.
00:02:01General rule, you don't wanna cross-draw.
00:02:03Not unless you're gonna be sitting.
00:02:06You know, store clerks, card gamers and such.
00:02:12Uh-huh.
00:02:18Either way, you're gonna wanna practice your draw. A lot.
00:02:23Because if you're all fingers, well, it might could be him keeping the peace instead of you.
00:02:29Catch my drift?
00:02:33WALT:
00:02:33What's this?
00:02:36That is why you're gonna pay me five times what you'd pay your neighborhood gun store.
00:02:43Serial number's been filed off.
00:02:47So to state the obvious,
00:02:51I don't wanna be caught with this on me.
00:02:54No. To state the obvious, you don't.
00:02:57You know, mister,
00:02:59I've been providing my services for the past 30-odd years.
00:03:02You'd think I'd learn better than to ask a man his business, especially not one referred by the lawyer.
00:03:08But I do feel the urge to ask you, are we strictly talking defense here?
00:03:15Yes, absolutely.
00:03:18Defense.
00:03:19Why?
00:03:21Because if it's just personal protection, aside from a bucket of money, you'd save yourself a potential felony two-spot for carrying a weapon with a defaced serial number if you buy it legally.
00:03:36But if you did have to use it, wouldn't it still be better to use one that couldn't be traced?
00:03:44This is the West, boss.
00:03:46New Mexico's not a retreat jurisdiction.
00:03:49Man steps to you bent on doing you harm, you got every right to plant your feet and shoot to kill.
00:03:56Some call it a moral right, and I do include myself within that class.
00:04:01All this to say,
00:04:01I'm happy to take your money.
00:04:05But if you're not a convicted felon, you might best be advised to bear your arms within the confines of the law.
00:04:20It's for defense.
00:04:29Defense.
00:04:38[SIGHS]
00:04:40I'll take it.
00:04:41[♪♪♪]
00:05:34Thanks, Bonnie.
00:06:17[SIGHS]
00:06:20[D/R PERIOD'S "MONEY"
00:06:20PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
00:06:24♪ Money, money, money, money ♪
00:06:26♪ I get that ♪
00:06:26♪ Fast money ♪
00:06:27♪ And the ♪
00:06:27♪ Fly cars ♪
00:06:29♪ I get that ♪
00:06:29♪ Fast money ♪
00:06:30♪ And the ♪
00:06:30♪ Fly cars ♪
00:06:33♪ Money, money, money, money ♪
00:06:35♪ I'm rolling in the ♪
00:06:35♪ Money, money, money, money ♪
00:06:38♪ I get that ♪
00:06:38♪ Fast money ♪
00:06:39♪ And the ♪
00:06:39♪ Fly cars ♪
00:06:42[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
00:06:45♪ Get the money, man ♪
00:06:46[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
00:06:48♪ Get the money, man ♪
00:06:48♪ D/R Period ♪
00:06:50♪ Get the money, man ♪
00:06:51[KNOCKING CONTINUES]
00:06:52♪ Get the money, man
00:06:52Get the money, man ♪
00:06:55♪ Get the money, man ♪
00:06:57♪ Come through with
00:06:57The flops now ♪
00:06:58♪ 'Cause I got the top down ♪
00:07:00♪ Agent try to come through ♪
00:07:01♪ Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop
00:07:01You down ♪
00:07:03♪ Shorty moving in my hand
00:07:03Million-dollar diamond ring ♪
00:07:06[VOLUME LOWERS]
00:07:07♪ All them ladies love a ♪
00:07:07♪ King ♪
00:07:09♪ So I gotta sidestep
00:07:09Move with the booties, man ♪
00:07:11♪ Ride for the team ♪
00:07:13♪ And you know
00:07:13We get that money, man ♪
00:07:15♪ Pull up to a wholesale ♪
00:07:16Jesse.
00:07:18What's up, brother?
00:07:21Dude, sounds like an earthquake out there.
00:07:24Uh, new sound system.
00:07:26Check it out.
00:07:26BADGER: Whoa!
00:07:27Bodacious subwoofers, yo.
00:07:29PETE:
00:07:29Serious cannons.
00:07:31JESSE:
00:07:31Eighteen-inchers, six of them.
00:07:33Aluminum cones, so they're really, really, like, sonically neutral.
00:07:37Tweeters are killer too.
00:07:39Dig all them lines jumping around. Psychedelic.
00:07:42♪ Money, money, money, money ♪
00:07:45Kind of, like, just wanna stare at them.
00:07:49Hm. Yeah, man, totally makes me wanna crank old Sabbath and blaze one.
00:07:56It's got, like, parametric equalization.
00:07:58Automatically adjusts the levels to changes in air pressure and whatnot.
00:08:02It's totally digital.
00:08:05Vacuum tube amp, which is, by far, the best, anti-distortion-wise.
00:08:08Hits 120 decibels without breaking a sweat.
00:08:12Hold onto your hats, bitches.
00:08:14♪ There's money
00:08:14Money everywhere ♪
00:08:16♪ Money, money, money, money ♪
00:08:18♪ I'm rolling in the ♪
00:08:18♪ Money, money, money, money ♪
00:08:21♪ I get that ♪
00:08:22♪ We can undress
00:08:22If you're into me ♪
00:08:25♪ Up in the club ♪
00:08:27♪ These ladies are stacked
00:08:27They drinkin' it up ♪
00:08:30♪ You know how we connect
00:08:30Up in the club ♪
00:08:34Hey, man, I saw Andrea at a meeting yesterday.
00:08:37She asked about you.
00:08:39♪ So pass me a double Crown
00:08:39Corona we sipping now ♪
00:08:43♪ I'm looking at her like
00:08:43"Wow" ♪
00:08:44♪ She drinkin' a Lowenbrau ♪
00:08:47♪ Must be a different breed
00:08:47A chick that I'd like to meet ♪
00:08:51♪ So then I walk over and say ♪
00:08:52♪ "What in the hell
00:08:52Is your name?" ♪
00:08:55Thanks, man, but, um,
00:08:5512 steps and all that.
00:09:00Seriously?
00:09:02♪ Don't you know
00:09:02I'm a freaky creature? ♪
00:09:04♪ So if you wanna learn
00:09:04I'd be glad to teach ya ♪
00:09:07♪ Champagne, sippin'
00:09:07Orange juice and Roq-a ♪
00:09:09♪ Get you all wet
00:09:09Then stick it ♪
00:09:10♪ Then rock ya
00:09:10Up in the club ♪
00:09:12♪ These ladies are stacked ♪
00:09:14♪ They drinkin' it up ♪
00:09:16♪ You know how we connect
00:09:16Up in the club ♪
00:09:21Maybe just a little bump.
00:09:23♪ You already know
00:09:23What's next ♪
00:09:25♪ Now throw your hands up
00:09:25In the air ♪
00:09:28♪ Club hoppers everywhere ♪
00:09:29♪ Wave like you
00:09:29Just do not care ♪
00:09:32[BADGER SNORTS]
00:09:33Left 4 Dead, yo.
00:09:35Bitches get all cranial when you cap them in the head.
00:09:38It's like, "Booyah!"
00:09:40No, no, no, man. Resident Evil 4 takes it by a long shot.
00:09:43Please, brother.
00:09:43You're fronting.
00:09:45No, seriously.
00:09:46That chick, the one you gotta rescue? She's smoking, bro.
00:09:50And then you're, like, the last undead dude on earth.
00:09:53How can you not be dipping into that?
00:09:55Talk about inspiring a brother to kick zombie ass.
00:09:58They're trying to eat your brain.
00:10:00A dude don't need no more motivation.
00:10:02Fair point, I guess.
00:10:04Okay, okay, okay.
00:10:07Call of Duty: World at War, zombie mode.
00:10:10Now, that's the bomb, man.
00:10:10Think on it, bro.
00:10:13They're not just zombies.
00:10:13They're Nazi zombies.
00:10:16Nazi zombies. Pssh.
00:10:18BADGER:
00:10:18Yeah, man.
00:10:18SS Waffen troopers too, which are like the baddest ass
00:10:21Nazis of the whole Nazi family.
00:10:25What difference does it make what their job was when they was living?
00:10:29Dude, you are so historically retarded.
00:10:31Nazi zombies don't wanna eat you just because they're craving the protein.
00:10:36They do it because--
00:10:37They do it because they hate Americans, man.
00:10:41Talibans. They're the Talibans of the zombie world.
00:10:46I played the game. They ain't exactly fleet of foot.
00:10:49I'm saying, where's the challenge?
00:10:51The zombies in Left 4 Dead clock a respectable 40.
00:10:55You gotta lead them.
00:10:55They're not even zombies.
00:10:57They're just infected.
00:10:59They got, like, this rage virus, amps them up like they been smoking the schwag.
00:11:03Apples and oranges, bro.
00:11:05Totally unfair to compare the two.
00:11:08♪ You ain't nothin'
00:11:08But a hoochie mama ♪
00:11:10Yo, Jesse, where do you come out on all this?
00:11:15Ha, ha. Oh...
00:11:18Agree. Totally.
00:11:21♪ Hood rat, hood rat
00:11:21Hoochie mama ♪
00:11:23[MUSIC STOPS]
00:11:32Did that just happen?
00:11:35Damn, man.
00:11:38It's quiet.
00:11:42You know what this place needs?
00:11:47[OVER SPEAKERS]
00:11:47♪ Say "unga, bunga, bunga," G ♪
00:11:49♪ Unga, bunga, bunga, G ♪
00:11:51♪ Say "unga, bunga
00:11:51Binga, bunga ♪
00:11:54♪ Binga, binga, bunga" ♪
00:11:56♪ That's my sound rippin'
00:11:56Through your speakers ♪
00:11:58♪ Make you scrape up
00:11:58All your sneakers ♪
00:12:01♪ Do the break-dance
00:12:01On your head ♪
00:12:03♪ Doing backflips in the pit ♪
00:12:06♪ Ring, ding, dong ♪
00:12:08♪ Ringa-ding
00:12:08Ding, ding, dong ♪
00:12:11♪ Flav, stop this crazy thing ♪
00:12:16♪ Flav
00:12:16Drop this song you sing ♪
00:12:20♪ Say "unga, bunga, bunga," G ♪
00:12:23♪ Unga, bunga, bunga, G ♪
00:12:25♪ Say "unga, bunga
00:12:25Binga, bunga" ♪
00:12:28♪ Unga, bunga, binga, bunga ♪
00:12:30♪ Say "unga, bunga, bunga"
00:12:30G ♪♪
00:12:32[♪♪♪]
00:12:35[CHAIR SCRAPING]
00:12:50[CLICKING]
00:13:02[CLICKING]
00:13:37[BED WHIRRING]
00:13:55You okay?
00:13:57Fine.
00:13:59Can't you sleep?
00:14:02Actually, yes, Marie. This is me sleeping. What's it look like?
00:14:06It looks like you're looking at a rock... at 2:24 in the morning.
00:14:12This is not a rock, this is a mineral, for, like, the 10th time.
00:14:18Okay.
00:14:19Got it.
00:14:21Blue corundum, to be precise.
00:14:23Blue corundum.
00:14:23Well, it's very pretty.
00:14:26It's encrusted with igneous biotite in a mica schist.
00:14:30Would you like some more detail?
00:14:30Because I can give it to you.
00:14:34You can keep acting like you give the first shit--
00:14:37Hank.
00:14:40Found in the Central Cordillera of Irian Jaya.
00:14:44Blue corundum.
00:14:47I'm just saying...
00:14:51It's 2 in the morning.
00:14:53I'm just asking if maybe--
00:14:56You know, last I counted,
00:14:56Marie, there were four bedrooms in this house.
00:15:05You know, I mean, if I'm keeping you awake and all.
00:15:20[BED WHIRRING]
00:15:38[PHONE RINGING]
00:15:49WALT [ON RECORDING]:
00:15:49You have reached Walter White.
00:15:51At the tone,
00:15:51please state your name,
00:15:52number and reason
00:15:52for your call. Thank you.
00:15:55[ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS]
00:15:57SKYLER:
00:15:57Walt?
00:15:59Hello? Walt?
00:16:03Okay, Walt,
00:16:03could you call me back, please?
00:16:06Hank's bills are really
00:16:06starting to pile up here.
00:16:10And in the meantime,
00:16:11I haven't received a check
00:16:11from you in quite a while.
00:16:14Second order of business
00:16:14is the car wash.
00:16:18Oh! God!
00:16:20So it's time to take the next
00:16:20step here.
00:16:22We need to look into buying
00:16:22this car wash while we--
00:16:24Skyler, what are you doing?
00:16:28What do you mean?
00:16:29Wait, are you screening all my calls?
00:16:33No, no, no, I'm just--
00:16:35What are you thinking leaving a message like that
00:16:37on my machine?
00:16:39What are you--?
00:16:39What did I say?
00:16:40You just left recorded proof of our intention to buy a car wash.
00:16:45Now, you think that was wise?
00:16:45Proof of our what?
00:16:48What are you talking about?
00:16:50Skyler, we should not even be mentioning the words "car wash" on the phone at all. Period.
00:16:56Walt, it is a car wash, not a brothel.
00:16:59I mean, if we can't even say
00:16:59what it is, why are we buying it at all?
00:17:03Ugh, God, look, Skyler,
00:17:03please, just--
00:17:06Hey, Mom.
00:17:06Hey, hon.
00:17:08Look, there's some cereal on the breakfast table.
00:17:13[WHISPERING]
00:17:13I'm telling you, if you're not willing to pull the trigger,
00:17:17I'm more than happy to call Goodman myself.
00:17:19No, no, no, I will handle it, okay?
00:17:33[BALL THUMPING]
00:18:19[BADGER GROANS]
00:18:29I could so use a brain transplant right now.
00:18:31Yeah. I'm going to work.
00:18:36Wake up, bitch.
00:18:36Huh!
00:18:40Damn.
00:18:41Argh.
00:18:43You're way too sensitive about your zone, bro.
00:18:47Argh. Come on, man.
00:18:47Clean-up time.
00:18:51Right on.
00:18:51Least we can do.
00:18:54Hey, the hell with cleaning up.
00:18:58Just go out and get everybody some breakfast.
00:19:02Stock up on liquor while you're at it. Keep this party going.
00:19:06I mean it, yo.
00:19:07I mean, I want this place kicking harder than a sensei when I get back.
00:19:12BADGER: All right.
00:19:12You got it, bro.
00:19:14[MASH OUT POSSE'S
00:19:14"RAISE HELL" PLAYING]
00:19:16♪ Yo, drop it ♪
00:19:16♪ Go, nigga, raise hell ♪
00:19:18♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
00:19:21♪ Raise hell ♪
00:19:24Come on, damn it!
00:19:26Wake up and party!
00:19:28♪ The new single, kid
00:19:28Get your shipment ♪
00:19:30♪ Catch this new slug
00:19:30From the M.O.P. hit list ♪
00:19:32♪ 'Cause I'm for the cars
00:19:32For the clubs, for the Jeeps ♪
00:19:35♪ For the fellas on the corner
00:19:35Posted up 20 deep ♪
00:19:38♪ Hold it down ♪
00:19:38♪ Home team ♪
00:19:46[BOX THUMPS]
00:19:47[SCALE BEEPING]
00:19:58[BOX THUMPS]
00:19:59[SCALE BEEPING]
00:20:12[SIGHS]
00:20:15[BOX THUMPS]
00:20:17[SCALE BEEPING]
00:20:22[DOOR OPENING]
00:20:27[♪♪♪]
00:21:00Uh...
00:21:02Hello.
00:21:04Yo, you the new guy?
00:21:04Yeah.
00:21:07You got something for me?
00:21:09Two hundred and one point six.
00:21:17MIKE:
00:21:17What's the count?
00:21:19TYRUS:
00:21:19Two-oh-one point six.
00:21:21Give it a second weigh, if you would, please.
00:21:25New policy.
00:21:30MIKE:
00:21:30What, Walter?
00:21:34Where's Gus?
00:21:34Why?
00:21:36WALT:
00:21:36Because I would like to speak with him.
00:21:42Because the way we left things,
00:21:45I would like the chance to clear the air.
00:21:49Hm.
00:21:51What?
00:21:54Walter, you're never gonna see him again.
00:22:08SKYLER:
00:22:08Oh, look who woke up hungry.
00:22:11Are you hungry?
00:22:13Yeah, that's good.
00:22:13Drink that up.
00:22:15Just a little longer, okay, my sweetie?
00:22:18Okay?
00:22:20Okay...
00:22:23There you go.
00:22:25Okay, now.
00:22:27The Dodge gets a detail, and the Corolla gets a hand wax.
00:22:41Right? Hand wax.
00:22:43Okay.
00:22:44Ah. Hello. Hello.
00:22:47Just a few more minutes then we're on our way home.
00:22:50Okay, my sweet girl?
00:22:51Mama's just doing her work here.
00:22:54Mama's doing her work.
00:22:59[MEN SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
00:23:03CHUCK:
00:23:03Way to go, Hank.
00:23:05Come on, way to soldier up.
00:23:09You're doing it.
00:23:11Come on.
00:23:13Another few yards.
00:23:15Dig.
00:23:15HANK: Unh!
00:23:19Argh! Jesus.
00:23:22Look at you.
00:23:22Way to go, honey.
00:23:25Come on.
00:23:25Come on, Hank.
00:23:28Keep it going.
00:23:31[GRUNTS]
00:23:32Just ten more steps.
00:23:34Nine.
00:23:37Eight.
00:23:39[HANK PANTING]
00:23:41Seven.
00:23:43Six.
00:23:43CHUCK: Six.
00:23:46[HANK GRUNTING]
00:23:47You're almost there,
00:23:47Hank.
00:23:52[GROANING]
00:23:55All right, buddy. That's what
00:23:55I call kicking some ass.
00:23:59Oh, that was awesome, babe. Ha.
00:24:02Hells, yeah!
00:24:02Very nice.
00:24:04Yeah!
00:24:05Hey!
00:24:12You're a good man, Chuck.
00:24:12Thanks.
00:24:14It's an honor, my friend.
00:24:16Same time tomorrow?
00:24:18Damned straight, if I'm still alive.
00:24:23Great session.
00:24:23Lots of positive energy.
00:24:25Lots.
00:24:28It's just--
00:24:28It's so great to see that.
00:24:30It's just...
00:24:33Yeah.
00:24:35One day at a time.
00:24:37All we can do.
00:24:39I know. It's just...
00:24:41You've got a real way with him.
00:24:43It's...
00:24:46You wanna go full time?
00:24:46We've got a spare bedroom.
00:24:49[LAUGHS]
00:24:50I'll see you tomorrow.
00:24:59MARIE:
00:24:59Wow, you were so strong today.
00:25:03Did you work up an appetite?
00:25:03I'm sure you did.
00:25:06Listen, I was thinking about cooking tonight, so--
00:25:08Marie.
00:25:12Get out.
00:25:26[DUB-BORO'S "GET DOWN"
00:25:26PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
00:25:29♪ Get down ♪
00:25:36JESSE:
00:25:36Oh, yo, about time.
00:25:36Oh, my God.
00:25:41Yo, what's up with the pie, man?
00:25:41It ain't cut.
00:25:44Yeah, right. That's the gimmick.
00:25:44What gimmick?
00:25:47This place, they don't cut their pizza, they pass the savings on to you.
00:25:51How much can it be to cut a damn pizza?
00:25:53Maybe it's, like, democratic, bro.
00:25:56You know, cut your own Christmas tree, cut your own pizza.
00:25:59Yeah, it's democratic.
00:26:01What am I supposed to do with this?
00:26:03PETE:
00:26:03Don't sweat it.
00:26:04You got some, like, scissors?
00:26:07I will cut this bitch up good.
00:26:09[DOORBELL RINGING]
00:26:10Yo, come in.
00:26:12Hey, would you...?
00:26:14Gotta figure, you make, like,
00:26:1410 million pizzas a year.
00:26:18Each pizza takes, like,
00:26:1810 seconds to cut.
00:26:22In man-hours, that's...
00:26:25I don't know.
00:26:27[CHUCKLING]
00:26:27A lot.
00:26:29PETE: Hey, Jesse?
00:26:29Huh?
00:26:31You got, um...
00:26:33Yeah.
00:26:40♪ Get down ♪
00:27:01So, uh, how you doing?
00:27:04I'm dealing.
00:27:08How's Brock?
00:27:11Good. He's, uh...
00:27:13[CAR DOOR OPENS]
00:27:15Brock, honey, wait in the car, okay? Let the grown-ups speak.
00:27:19JESSE:
00:27:19Go on, little man.
00:27:19We'll catch up later.
00:27:28Guess you know
00:27:28I've been calling.
00:27:31Yeah. Um--
00:27:33I'm really busy at work and...
00:27:35Jesse, I'm not here to make you come up with excuses.
00:27:40You got other things going on.
00:27:40I get it.
00:27:44There's just one thing you and me gotta talk about.
00:27:48And that's this.
00:27:52After Tomas was murdered, two dudes, bangers he used to hang with, get run over.
00:27:56One of them shot in the head.
00:27:58Same night,
00:27:58I get this in my mailbox.
00:28:09This was you?
00:28:21You know what?
00:28:23Whatever it is you had to do with my brother's killers,
00:28:25I don't wanna know.
00:28:28But you gotta tell me one thing:
00:28:30Is someone gonna come looking for this?
00:28:36No.
00:28:43What exactly am I supposed to do with this?
00:28:47Use it to get you and Brock out of that shit hole of a neighborhood.
00:28:51Or you can go out and spend it on glass and I'd have no way of stopping you.
00:28:58But I gotta believe you won't do that.
00:29:46[SIGHS]
00:29:50MAN:
00:29:50Whoo!
00:29:51♪ Get down ♪
00:30:04[♪♪♪]
00:30:55[♪♪♪]
00:31:33[CELL PHONE RINGING]
00:31:49MIKE [OVER PHONE]:
00:31:49Go home, Walter.
00:32:11[DOORBELL RINGS]
00:32:15How you doing?
00:32:18Hi.
00:32:19Ton of bricks?
00:32:22Rocks.
00:32:24[CHUCKLES]
00:32:26You, uh, want me to wheel them inside?
00:32:29Thank you.
00:32:31[GRUNTING]
00:32:37HANK:
00:32:37Marie, is that my minerals?
00:32:40Yes, Hank.
00:32:41How many boxes?
00:32:43I don't know.
00:32:43Three, four hundred.
00:32:47A million.
00:32:49I don't know.
00:32:50Did you check them for damage?
00:32:53Oh, my God.
00:32:55They're rocks, Hank.
00:32:55No, they're minerals.
00:32:57Jesus, Marie.
00:32:59I got some geodes coming that are very delicate, all right?
00:33:02I'll not accept any boxes that have damage.
00:33:04Those delivery jagoffs,
00:33:06I'm not getting ass-raped by those bastards.
00:33:08Just...
00:33:11Honey, would you check?
00:33:14Just check, please?
00:33:29MAN:
00:33:29Hey, you, too much wax.
00:33:31Stop wasting it.
00:33:32Look, tell your brother that if he doesn't show up tomorrow
00:33:36I'm gonna have to fire him.
00:33:36So now, go back.
00:33:39And no more excuses.
00:33:42SKYLER:
00:33:42Mr. Wolynetz, my name is Skyler White.
00:33:45How do you do?
00:33:52You wanna buy my car wash?
00:33:52I do.
00:33:56And I am prepared to talk numbers right now, if you'd like.
00:34:00You think this is an easy job?
00:34:03You are willing to get down on your hands and knees and scrub like a housemaid, with all the chemicals eating into your nice skin and stinging in your eyes?
00:34:14Well, I know a thing or two about scrubbing.
00:34:18Any other advice for me?
00:34:18Because I am serious about this.
00:34:22Good.
00:34:23I am serious too.
00:34:25I have worked 30 years on building this business from nothing, with my own hands and my own sweat and blood.
00:34:33I can appreciate that.
00:34:33Truly.
00:34:35So with that in mind, is there a figure you can quote me?
00:34:40One which you think would--
00:34:42Ten million dollars.
00:34:51Well, let's try 879,000.
00:34:56Where do you come up with this number?
00:34:57You pull it from your behind?
00:35:03On a typical day, you average 19 cars per hour.
00:35:08Extrapolating,
00:35:08I added the extra revenues for hand waxes and detailing.
00:35:12Subtracted your overhead in salary, maintenance, operating fees, depreciation, which I obtained from businesses in the Albuquerque area, giving me an estimate of your annual cash flow here.
00:35:24I applied industry-standard multiplier, added market value of your real estate.
00:35:29Giving me a total estimated value of $829,000.
00:35:34On top of which
00:35:34I generously added an extra $50,000.
00:35:40So as not to be insulting.
00:35:44Twenty million dollars.
00:35:47Okay, Mr. Wolynetz, this--
00:35:49This is the price for Walter White.
00:35:52Ah.
00:35:54Oh, yes. You don't think
00:35:54I know who you are?
00:35:57I remember.
00:35:59Well, I have not pretended to be a--
00:36:01Your husband, he quit without giving me notice.
00:36:05He broke my air fresheners, he cursed at me and grabbed himself.
00:36:10And now he wants to buy my car wash.
00:36:12But he's not man enough to come in here and face me himself.
00:36:16Instead he sends his woman.
00:36:16Excuse me.
00:36:18Walter White wants to buy my car wash.
00:36:21The price he pays is 20 million dollars.
00:36:25Now, please leave.
00:36:41Have you recently lost a loved
00:36:41one in an aviation disaster?
00:36:46Have you suffered injury,
00:36:46shock to the senses
00:36:49or property damage
00:36:49as a result of airplane debris
00:36:53or, God forbid,
00:36:53falling body parts?
00:36:55Then call me, Saul Goodman.
00:36:57[COUGHING]
00:36:58It goes without saying,
00:36:58that the six, seven,
00:37:01perhaps eight-figure
00:37:01cash settlement
00:37:02that I can win for you
00:37:04will never fill the hole
00:37:04in your heart
00:37:06caused by your tragic loss.
00:37:08But you deserve justice.
00:37:11So if you want to tip
00:37:11the scales back in your favor,
00:37:14better call Saul.
00:37:16ANNOUNCER:
00:37:16Saul Goodman, attorney-at-law.
00:37:16505-503-4455.
00:37:19[ANNOUNCER SPEAKING
00:37:19IN SPANISH]
00:37:20MAN [ON TV]:
00:37:20We are just about ready
00:37:20to go...
00:37:23[MAN SPEAKING
00:37:23INDISTINCTLY ON TV]
00:37:45MIKE:
00:37:45You might wanna learn how to tail better if you're planning on making a habit of it.
00:37:53WALT:
00:37:53May I buy you a drink?
00:37:57Next round, when you're done.
00:38:01Why not? You make a hell of a lot more than I do.
00:38:10Another round for him, and I'll have the same.
00:38:13No ice.
00:38:22I feel like I need to explain myself.
00:38:28There were some actions that I took which I want you to understand.
00:38:33I didn't want any of this to happen.
00:38:38Everything I did, I did out of loyalty to my partner.
00:38:44And then, later, of course, purely out of self-defense.
00:38:51I hope you can appreciate that.
00:38:54Just like I appreciated that...
00:39:01I appreciate that when you were going to kill me, you were simply following orders. I get that. Completely.
00:39:10And I harbor no ill will.
00:39:12Well, there's a load off my mind.
00:39:17Mike, I'm trying to tell you--
00:39:17I get it.
00:39:20Fine.
00:39:22Drink up, Walter.
00:39:37Hell of a last couple of weeks.
00:39:42Makes a man wonder exactly where he stands.
00:39:49[CHUCKLES]
00:39:54I mean, I cannot be alone in feeling this way.
00:40:00Not after what happened to Victor.
00:40:05So, what's with the piece?
00:40:11Right hip, inside your waistband.
00:40:14I noticed it the other day at the lab.
00:40:17You wear it if it makes you feel better.
00:40:20But if push comes to shove, it's not gonna help.
00:40:22Mike, do I have to come right out and say this?
00:40:27You and I... we're in the same boat.
00:40:31Drink your drink.
00:40:32If it happened to Victor, it could happen to you.
00:40:36And what the hell was that, anyway? Hm?
00:40:38A message?
00:40:40He cuts a man's throat just to send a message?
00:40:44You won, Walter.
00:40:46You got the job.
00:40:49Do yourself a favor and learn to take yes for an answer.
00:40:53Yeah, I got the job.
00:40:56But for how long?
00:41:01Get me in a room with him.
00:41:06Mike, just get me in a room, and I'll do the rest.
00:41:20You done?
00:41:26Yeah.
00:41:32MAN:
00:41:32Whoa.
00:41:34[WALT GROANING]
00:41:40[GRUNTING AND COUGHING]
00:41:51[PEOPLE MURMURING]
00:42:02Thanks for the drink.
00:42:06[GRUNTING]
00:42:13[HONEY CLAWS' "DIGITAL ANIMAL"
00:42:13PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
00:42:16♪ Paid a fee
00:42:16Door, let me get in free ♪
00:42:18Pinkman, man, you know how to party, brother.
00:42:21Epic. Epic.
00:42:24JESSE:
00:42:24Seriously? Where you two going?
00:42:27Jesse, I've been awake for, like, three straight days.
00:42:31I'm turning into a Sleestak.
00:42:33So crash here.
00:42:34It's not like I ain't got the space.
00:42:36Yeah, that's cool and all, but I think I got, like, this cat.
00:42:41Think I'm, like, supposed to feed it.
00:42:45Whatever, you little bitch.
00:42:45What about you?
00:42:47You sticking or do I gotta flip you over, check you for a slizz?
00:42:51Bro, I'm kind of pushing flowers here, yo.
00:42:54I ain't proud of it, but it's God's honest truth.
00:42:57Hell, brother, you know we got mad love for you.
00:43:01Now that you're back in the mix, it's, like, nothing but good days ahead.
00:43:07Plenty of time to pace it out, is all I'm saying.
00:43:11BADGER:
00:43:11Yeah, man.
00:43:13Totally.
00:43:17I was thinking, like, next week?
00:43:20Yeah, sure, man. Next week.
00:43:23We cool?
00:43:25We are cool.
00:43:27♪ Nightlife
00:43:27Want me back by 9 ♪
00:43:30♪ Finish up,
00:43:30Exchange and ride ♪
00:43:32♪ Put a lot into coup d'état
00:43:32None of this is new to me ♪
00:43:34♪ Fuckers thought
00:43:34They'd play the part ♪
00:43:36♪ Super Clark
00:43:36Change the scene ♪
00:43:37♪ Likely dream
00:43:37'Cept for the part ♪
00:43:39♪ Pertaining to the talent ♪
00:43:40♪ Them motherfucking
00:43:40Money suckers ♪
00:43:42♪ Ceiling with a pillow
00:43:42Watching the prophecy drop ♪
00:43:45♪ Somehow feeling
00:43:45Halfway guilty ♪
00:43:47♪ Pray for anarchist law
00:43:47Blind mischivalrous pigs ♪
00:43:49♪ You can't cuff up my wrist
00:43:49If you can't find it ♪
00:43:51♪ Di-- Di-- Di-- ♪
00:43:54♪ Digital animal,
00:43:54Freaky folks ♪
00:43:56♪ Di-- Di-- Di-- ♪
00:43:59♪ Digital animal,
00:43:59Freaky folks ♪
00:44:01♪ Di-- Di-- Di-- ♪
00:44:03♪ Digital animal
00:44:03Freaky folks ♪
00:44:05[CAN CLANGING]
00:44:06♪ Di-- Di-- Di-- ♪
00:44:08♪ Digital animal
00:44:08Freaky folks ♪
00:44:10♪ Digital animal
00:44:10Freaky folks ♪
00:44:13♪ Belly covered up
00:44:13T-shirt, red tiger ♪
00:44:15♪ Drool down the lip
00:44:15Striped saber-toothed slimer ♪
00:44:18♪ Dribble, spit, tip scale
00:44:18Dirty dogma ♪
00:44:20♪ Puppy love, block, Shaka
00:44:20Trois ménage ♪
00:44:22♪ Ninja, ninja, vanish
00:44:22MO creep ♪
00:44:25♪ Naughty fucking freaks
00:44:25And bustin' techniques ♪
00:44:27♪ East, west, battle best
00:44:27Turn your bones to ashes ♪
00:44:29♪ Send 'em to the kin ♪
00:44:31♪ With the symbol
00:44:31On the package ♪
00:44:33♪ Grow the fascination larger
00:44:33Than there ever was ♪
00:44:35♪ Walls kicked over, Berlin
00:44:35Snap cameras ♪
00:44:37♪ Gallagher, Petey G
00:44:37Sledgehammer family ♪
00:44:39♪ Dabble with insanity
00:44:39Granted me the amnesty ♪
00:44:43♪ Messin' up my life
00:44:43Is not the way ♪
00:44:44♪ To wreck it
00:44:44Check the SM58 ♪
00:44:46♪ Replace the vibe
00:44:46Behind your face piece ♪
00:44:48♪ Bass beats, your basics
00:44:48Plus me is the combination ♪
00:44:51♪ Known to defeat
00:44:51The beast and his gatekeeper ♪
00:44:56♪ Di-- Di-- Di-- ♪
00:44:58♪ Digital animal,
00:44:58Freaky folks ♪
00:45:01♪ Di-- Di-- Di-- ♪
00:45:03♪ Digital animal,
00:45:03Freaky folks ♪
00:45:06♪ Di-- Di-- Di-- ♪
00:45:08♪ Digital animal ♪
00:45:19[♪♪♪]