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Thirty-Eight Snub

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So how's it look?

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Meaning, do I see it?

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Yes.

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Do you see it?

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Basically, any lawman worth his salt is gonna spot that, yeah.

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Assuming that's a deal breaker?

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Yes, it's a deal breaker.

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Well, if stealth is what you're aspiring to, you best go with something more compact.

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Thirty-eight Special.

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Snub nose.

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Got a concealed hammer so it don't catch on your belt when you draw.

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Tried and true.

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No nonsense about it.

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Five shots.

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Yeah.

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Automatic has how many?

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Ten in the mag, one in the chamber.

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If you can't get it done with five, you're into spray and pray, in which case, I wouldn't count on another six closing the deal.

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You load that with

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158-grain hollow points instead of standard wadcutters, it's got plenty of stopping power.

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Can't get more dependable than a wheel gun.

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Try it on with this.

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That snubbie will conceal up real nice if you carry it IWB.

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Little harder to draw from, but there's no substitute if you're intent on fooling a vigilant eye.

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Comes in polymer too.

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I prefer the feel of leather.

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Old school, I guess.

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Well, um...

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Sure it's on the correct side?

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If you're right-handed, it is.

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I don't know, ma--

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Are you sure?

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Maybe it'll feel better on the left side.

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General rule, you don't wanna cross-draw.

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Not unless you're gonna be sitting.

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You know, store clerks, card gamers and such.

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Uh-huh.

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Either way, you're gonna wanna practice your draw. A lot.

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Because if you're all fingers, well, it might could be him keeping the peace instead of you.

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Catch my drift?

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WALT:

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What's this?

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That is why you're gonna pay me five times what you'd pay your neighborhood gun store.

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Serial number's been filed off.

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So to state the obvious,

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I don't wanna be caught with this on me.

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No. To state the obvious, you don't.

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You know, mister,

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I've been providing my services for the past 30-odd years.

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You'd think I'd learn better than to ask a man his business, especially not one referred by the lawyer.

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But I do feel the urge to ask you, are we strictly talking defense here?

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Yes, absolutely.

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Defense.

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Why?

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Because if it's just personal protection, aside from a bucket of money, you'd save yourself a potential felony two-spot for carrying a weapon with a defaced serial number if you buy it legally.

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But if you did have to use it, wouldn't it still be better to use one that couldn't be traced?

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This is the West, boss.

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New Mexico's not a retreat jurisdiction.

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Man steps to you bent on doing you harm, you got every right to plant your feet and shoot to kill.

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Some call it a moral right, and I do include myself within that class.

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All this to say,

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I'm happy to take your money.

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But if you're not a convicted felon, you might best be advised to bear your arms within the confines of the law.

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It's for defense.

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Defense.

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[SIGHS]

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I'll take it.

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[♪♪♪]

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Thanks, Bonnie.

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[SIGHS]

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[D/R PERIOD'S "MONEY"

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PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

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♪ Money, money, money, money ♪

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♪ I get that ♪

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♪ Fast money ♪

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♪ And the ♪

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♪ Fly cars ♪

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♪ I get that ♪

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♪ Fast money ♪

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♪ And the ♪

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♪ Fly cars ♪

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♪ Money, money, money, money ♪

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♪ I'm rolling in the ♪

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♪ Money, money, money, money ♪

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♪ I get that ♪

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♪ Fast money ♪

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♪ And the ♪

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♪ Fly cars ♪

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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♪ Get the money, man ♪

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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♪ Get the money, man ♪

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♪ D/R Period ♪

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♪ Get the money, man ♪

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[KNOCKING CONTINUES]

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♪ Get the money, man

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Get the money, man ♪

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♪ Get the money, man ♪

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♪ Come through with

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The flops now ♪

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♪ 'Cause I got the top down ♪

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♪ Agent try to come through ♪

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♪ Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop

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You down ♪

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♪ Shorty moving in my hand

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Million-dollar diamond ring ♪

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[VOLUME LOWERS]

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♪ All them ladies love a ♪

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♪ King ♪

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♪ So I gotta sidestep

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Move with the booties, man ♪

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♪ Ride for the team ♪

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♪ And you know

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We get that money, man ♪

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♪ Pull up to a wholesale ♪

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Jesse.

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What's up, brother?

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Dude, sounds like an earthquake out there.

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Uh, new sound system.

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Check it out.

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BADGER: Whoa!

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Bodacious subwoofers, yo.

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PETE:

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Serious cannons.

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JESSE:

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Eighteen-inchers, six of them.

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Aluminum cones, so they're really, really, like, sonically neutral.

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Tweeters are killer too.

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Dig all them lines jumping around. Psychedelic.

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♪ Money, money, money, money ♪

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Kind of, like, just wanna stare at them.

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Hm. Yeah, man, totally makes me wanna crank old Sabbath and blaze one.

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It's got, like, parametric equalization.

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Automatically adjusts the levels to changes in air pressure and whatnot.

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It's totally digital.

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Vacuum tube amp, which is, by far, the best, anti-distortion-wise.

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Hits 120 decibels without breaking a sweat.

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Hold onto your hats, bitches.

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♪ There's money

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Money everywhere ♪

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♪ Money, money, money, money ♪

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♪ I'm rolling in the ♪

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♪ Money, money, money, money ♪

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♪ I get that ♪

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♪ We can undress

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If you're into me ♪

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♪ Up in the club ♪

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♪ These ladies are stacked

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They drinkin' it up ♪

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♪ You know how we connect

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Up in the club ♪

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Hey, man, I saw Andrea at a meeting yesterday.

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She asked about you.

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♪ So pass me a double Crown

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Corona we sipping now ♪

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♪ I'm looking at her like

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"Wow" ♪

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♪ She drinkin' a Lowenbrau ♪

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♪ Must be a different breed

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A chick that I'd like to meet ♪

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♪ So then I walk over and say ♪

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♪ "What in the hell

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Is your name?" ♪

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Thanks, man, but, um,

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12 steps and all that.

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Seriously?

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♪ Don't you know

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I'm a freaky creature? ♪

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♪ So if you wanna learn

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I'd be glad to teach ya ♪

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♪ Champagne, sippin'

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Orange juice and Roq-a ♪

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♪ Get you all wet

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Then stick it ♪

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♪ Then rock ya

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Up in the club ♪

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♪ These ladies are stacked ♪

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♪ They drinkin' it up ♪

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♪ You know how we connect

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Up in the club ♪

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Maybe just a little bump.

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♪ You already know

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What's next ♪

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♪ Now throw your hands up

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In the air ♪

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♪ Club hoppers everywhere ♪

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♪ Wave like you

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Just do not care ♪

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[BADGER SNORTS]

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Left 4 Dead, yo.

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Bitches get all cranial when you cap them in the head.

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It's like, "Booyah!"

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No, no, no, man. Resident Evil 4 takes it by a long shot.

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Please, brother.

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You're fronting.

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No, seriously.

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That chick, the one you gotta rescue? She's smoking, bro.

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And then you're, like, the last undead dude on earth.

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How can you not be dipping into that?

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Talk about inspiring a brother to kick zombie ass.

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They're trying to eat your brain.

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A dude don't need no more motivation.

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Fair point, I guess.

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Okay, okay, okay.

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Call of Duty: World at War, zombie mode.

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Now, that's the bomb, man.

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Think on it, bro.

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They're not just zombies.

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They're Nazi zombies.

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Nazi zombies. Pssh.

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BADGER:

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Yeah, man.

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SS Waffen troopers too, which are like the baddest ass

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Nazis of the whole Nazi family.

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What difference does it make what their job was when they was living?

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Dude, you are so historically retarded.

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Nazi zombies don't wanna eat you just because they're craving the protein.

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They do it because--

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They do it because they hate Americans, man.

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Talibans. They're the Talibans of the zombie world.

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I played the game. They ain't exactly fleet of foot.

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I'm saying, where's the challenge?

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The zombies in Left 4 Dead clock a respectable 40.

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You gotta lead them.

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They're not even zombies.

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They're just infected.

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They got, like, this rage virus, amps them up like they been smoking the schwag.

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Apples and oranges, bro.

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Totally unfair to compare the two.

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♪ You ain't nothin'

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But a hoochie mama ♪

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Yo, Jesse, where do you come out on all this?

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Ha, ha. Oh...

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Agree. Totally.

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♪ Hood rat, hood rat

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Hoochie mama ♪

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[MUSIC STOPS]

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Did that just happen?

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Damn, man.

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It's quiet.

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You know what this place needs?

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[OVER SPEAKERS]

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♪ Say "unga, bunga, bunga," G ♪

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♪ Unga, bunga, bunga, G ♪

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♪ Say "unga, bunga

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Binga, bunga ♪

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♪ Binga, binga, bunga" ♪

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♪ That's my sound rippin'

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Through your speakers ♪

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♪ Make you scrape up

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All your sneakers ♪

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♪ Do the break-dance

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On your head ♪

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♪ Doing backflips in the pit ♪

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♪ Ring, ding, dong ♪

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♪ Ringa-ding

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Ding, ding, dong ♪

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♪ Flav, stop this crazy thing ♪

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♪ Flav

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Drop this song you sing ♪

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♪ Say "unga, bunga, bunga," G ♪

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♪ Unga, bunga, bunga, G ♪

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♪ Say "unga, bunga

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Binga, bunga" ♪

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♪ Unga, bunga, binga, bunga ♪

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♪ Say "unga, bunga, bunga"

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G ♪♪

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[♪♪♪]

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[CHAIR SCRAPING]

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[CLICKING]

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[CLICKING]

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[BED WHIRRING]

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You okay?

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Fine.

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Can't you sleep?

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Actually, yes, Marie. This is me sleeping. What's it look like?

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It looks like you're looking at a rock... at 2:24 in the morning.

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This is not a rock, this is a mineral, for, like, the 10th time.

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Okay.

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Got it.

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Blue corundum, to be precise.

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Blue corundum.

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Well, it's very pretty.

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It's encrusted with igneous biotite in a mica schist.

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Would you like some more detail?

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Because I can give it to you.

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You can keep acting like you give the first shit--

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Hank.

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Found in the Central Cordillera of Irian Jaya.

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Blue corundum.

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I'm just saying...

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It's 2 in the morning.

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I'm just asking if maybe--

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You know, last I counted,

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Marie, there were four bedrooms in this house.

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You know, I mean, if I'm keeping you awake and all.

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[BED WHIRRING]

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[PHONE RINGING]

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WALT [ON RECORDING]:

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You have reached Walter White.

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At the tone,

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please state your name,

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number and reason

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for your call. Thank you.

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[ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS]

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SKYLER:

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Walt?

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Hello? Walt?

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Okay, Walt,

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could you call me back, please?

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Hank's bills are really

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starting to pile up here.

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And in the meantime,

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I haven't received a check

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from you in quite a while.

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Second order of business

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is the car wash.

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Oh! God!

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So it's time to take the next

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step here.

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We need to look into buying

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this car wash while we--

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Skyler, what are you doing?

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What do you mean?

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Wait, are you screening all my calls?

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No, no, no, I'm just--

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What are you thinking leaving a message like that

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on my machine?

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What are you--?

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What did I say?

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You just left recorded proof of our intention to buy a car wash.

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Now, you think that was wise?

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Proof of our what?

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What are you talking about?

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Skyler, we should not even be mentioning the words "car wash" on the phone at all. Period.

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Walt, it is a car wash, not a brothel.

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I mean, if we can't even say

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what it is, why are we buying it at all?

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Ugh, God, look, Skyler,

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please, just--

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Hey, Mom.

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Hey, hon.

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Look, there's some cereal on the breakfast table.

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[WHISPERING]

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I'm telling you, if you're not willing to pull the trigger,

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I'm more than happy to call Goodman myself.

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No, no, no, I will handle it, okay?

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[BALL THUMPING]

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[BADGER GROANS]

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I could so use a brain transplant right now.

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Yeah. I'm going to work.

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Wake up, bitch.

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Huh!

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Damn.

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Argh.

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You're way too sensitive about your zone, bro.

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Argh. Come on, man.

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Clean-up time.

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Right on.

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Least we can do.

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Hey, the hell with cleaning up.

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Just go out and get everybody some breakfast.

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Stock up on liquor while you're at it. Keep this party going.

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I mean it, yo.

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I mean, I want this place kicking harder than a sensei when I get back.

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BADGER: All right.

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You got it, bro.

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[MASH OUT POSSE'S

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"RAISE HELL" PLAYING]

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♪ Yo, drop it ♪

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♪ Go, nigga, raise hell ♪

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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

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♪ Raise hell ♪

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Come on, damn it!

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Wake up and party!

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♪ The new single, kid

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Get your shipment ♪

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♪ Catch this new slug

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From the M.O.P. hit list ♪

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♪ 'Cause I'm for the cars

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For the clubs, for the Jeeps ♪

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♪ For the fellas on the corner

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Posted up 20 deep ♪

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♪ Hold it down ♪

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♪ Home team ♪

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[BOX THUMPS]

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[SCALE BEEPING]

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[BOX THUMPS]

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[SCALE BEEPING]

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[SIGHS]

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[BOX THUMPS]

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[SCALE BEEPING]

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[DOOR OPENING]

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[♪♪♪]

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Uh...

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Hello.

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Yo, you the new guy?

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Yeah.

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You got something for me?

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Two hundred and one point six.

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MIKE:

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What's the count?

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TYRUS:

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Two-oh-one point six.

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Give it a second weigh, if you would, please.

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New policy.

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MIKE:

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What, Walter?

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Where's Gus?

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Why?

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WALT:

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Because I would like to speak with him.

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Because the way we left things,

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I would like the chance to clear the air.

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Hm.

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What?

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Walter, you're never gonna see him again.

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SKYLER:

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Oh, look who woke up hungry.

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Are you hungry?

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Yeah, that's good.

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Drink that up.

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Just a little longer, okay, my sweetie?

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Okay?

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Okay...

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There you go.

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Okay, now.

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The Dodge gets a detail, and the Corolla gets a hand wax.

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Right? Hand wax.

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Okay.

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Ah. Hello. Hello.

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Just a few more minutes then we're on our way home.

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Okay, my sweet girl?

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Mama's just doing her work here.

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Mama's doing her work.

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[MEN SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

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CHUCK:

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Way to go, Hank.

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Come on, way to soldier up.

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You're doing it.

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Come on.

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Another few yards.

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Dig.

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HANK: Unh!

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Argh! Jesus.

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Look at you.

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Way to go, honey.

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Come on.

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Come on, Hank.

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Keep it going.

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[GRUNTS]

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Just ten more steps.

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Nine.

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Eight.

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[HANK PANTING]

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Seven.

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Six.

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CHUCK: Six.

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[HANK GRUNTING]

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You're almost there,

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Hank.

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[GROANING]

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All right, buddy. That's what

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I call kicking some ass.

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Oh, that was awesome, babe. Ha.

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Hells, yeah!

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Very nice.

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Yeah!

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Hey!

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You're a good man, Chuck.

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Thanks.

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It's an honor, my friend.

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Same time tomorrow?

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Damned straight, if I'm still alive.

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Great session.

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Lots of positive energy.

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Lots.

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It's just--

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It's so great to see that.

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It's just...

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Yeah.

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One day at a time.

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All we can do.

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I know. It's just...

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You've got a real way with him.

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It's...

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You wanna go full time?

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We've got a spare bedroom.

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[LAUGHS]

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I'll see you tomorrow.

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MARIE:

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Wow, you were so strong today.

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Did you work up an appetite?

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I'm sure you did.

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Listen, I was thinking about cooking tonight, so--

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Marie.

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Get out.

00:25:26

[DUB-BORO'S "GET DOWN"

00:25:26

PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

00:25:29

♪ Get down ♪

00:25:36

JESSE:

00:25:36

Oh, yo, about time.

00:25:36

Oh, my God.

00:25:41

Yo, what's up with the pie, man?

00:25:41

It ain't cut.

00:25:44

Yeah, right. That's the gimmick.

00:25:44

What gimmick?

00:25:47

This place, they don't cut their pizza, they pass the savings on to you.

00:25:51

How much can it be to cut a damn pizza?

00:25:53

Maybe it's, like, democratic, bro.

00:25:56

You know, cut your own Christmas tree, cut your own pizza.

00:25:59

Yeah, it's democratic.

00:26:01

What am I supposed to do with this?

00:26:03

PETE:

00:26:03

Don't sweat it.

00:26:04

You got some, like, scissors?

00:26:07

I will cut this bitch up good.

00:26:09

[DOORBELL RINGING]

00:26:10

Yo, come in.

00:26:12

Hey, would you...?

00:26:14

Gotta figure, you make, like,

00:26:14

10 million pizzas a year.

00:26:18

Each pizza takes, like,

00:26:18

10 seconds to cut.

00:26:22

In man-hours, that's...

00:26:25

I don't know.

00:26:27

[CHUCKLING]

00:26:27

A lot.

00:26:29

PETE: Hey, Jesse?

00:26:29

Huh?

00:26:31

You got, um...

00:26:33

Yeah.

00:26:40

♪ Get down ♪

00:27:01

So, uh, how you doing?

00:27:04

I'm dealing.

00:27:08

How's Brock?

00:27:11

Good. He's, uh...

00:27:13

[CAR DOOR OPENS]

00:27:15

Brock, honey, wait in the car, okay? Let the grown-ups speak.

00:27:19

JESSE:

00:27:19

Go on, little man.

00:27:19

We'll catch up later.

00:27:28

Guess you know

00:27:28

I've been calling.

00:27:31

Yeah. Um--

00:27:33

I'm really busy at work and...

00:27:35

Jesse, I'm not here to make you come up with excuses.

00:27:40

You got other things going on.

00:27:40

I get it.

00:27:44

There's just one thing you and me gotta talk about.

00:27:48

And that's this.

00:27:52

After Tomas was murdered, two dudes, bangers he used to hang with, get run over.

00:27:56

One of them shot in the head.

00:27:58

Same night,

00:27:58

I get this in my mailbox.

00:28:09

This was you?

00:28:21

You know what?

00:28:23

Whatever it is you had to do with my brother's killers,

00:28:25

I don't wanna know.

00:28:28

But you gotta tell me one thing:

00:28:30

Is someone gonna come looking for this?

00:28:36

No.

00:28:43

What exactly am I supposed to do with this?

00:28:47

Use it to get you and Brock out of that shit hole of a neighborhood.

00:28:51

Or you can go out and spend it on glass and I'd have no way of stopping you.

00:28:58

But I gotta believe you won't do that.

00:29:46

[SIGHS]

00:29:50

MAN:

00:29:50

Whoo!

00:29:51

♪ Get down ♪

00:30:04

[♪♪♪]

00:30:55

[♪♪♪]

00:31:33

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

00:31:49

MIKE [OVER PHONE]:

00:31:49

Go home, Walter.

00:32:11

[DOORBELL RINGS]

00:32:15

How you doing?

00:32:18

Hi.

00:32:19

Ton of bricks?

00:32:22

Rocks.

00:32:24

[CHUCKLES]

00:32:26

You, uh, want me to wheel them inside?

00:32:29

Thank you.

00:32:31

[GRUNTING]

00:32:37

HANK:

00:32:37

Marie, is that my minerals?

00:32:40

Yes, Hank.

00:32:41

How many boxes?

00:32:43

I don't know.

00:32:43

Three, four hundred.

00:32:47

A million.

00:32:49

I don't know.

00:32:50

Did you check them for damage?

00:32:53

Oh, my God.

00:32:55

They're rocks, Hank.

00:32:55

No, they're minerals.

00:32:57

Jesus, Marie.

00:32:59

I got some geodes coming that are very delicate, all right?

00:33:02

I'll not accept any boxes that have damage.

00:33:04

Those delivery jagoffs,

00:33:06

I'm not getting ass-raped by those bastards.

00:33:08

Just...

00:33:11

Honey, would you check?

00:33:14

Just check, please?

00:33:29

MAN:

00:33:29

Hey, you, too much wax.

00:33:31

Stop wasting it.

00:33:32

Look, tell your brother that if he doesn't show up tomorrow

00:33:36

I'm gonna have to fire him.

00:33:36

So now, go back.

00:33:39

And no more excuses.

00:33:42

SKYLER:

00:33:42

Mr. Wolynetz, my name is Skyler White.

00:33:45

How do you do?

00:33:52

You wanna buy my car wash?

00:33:52

I do.

00:33:56

And I am prepared to talk numbers right now, if you'd like.

00:34:00

You think this is an easy job?

00:34:03

You are willing to get down on your hands and knees and scrub like a housemaid, with all the chemicals eating into your nice skin and stinging in your eyes?

00:34:14

Well, I know a thing or two about scrubbing.

00:34:18

Any other advice for me?

00:34:18

Because I am serious about this.

00:34:22

Good.

00:34:23

I am serious too.

00:34:25

I have worked 30 years on building this business from nothing, with my own hands and my own sweat and blood.

00:34:33

I can appreciate that.

00:34:33

Truly.

00:34:35

So with that in mind, is there a figure you can quote me?

00:34:40

One which you think would--

00:34:42

Ten million dollars.

00:34:51

Well, let's try 879,000.

00:34:56

Where do you come up with this number?

00:34:57

You pull it from your behind?

00:35:03

On a typical day, you average 19 cars per hour.

00:35:08

Extrapolating,

00:35:08

I added the extra revenues for hand waxes and detailing.

00:35:12

Subtracted your overhead in salary, maintenance, operating fees, depreciation, which I obtained from businesses in the Albuquerque area, giving me an estimate of your annual cash flow here.

00:35:24

I applied industry-standard multiplier, added market value of your real estate.

00:35:29

Giving me a total estimated value of $829,000.

00:35:34

On top of which

00:35:34

I generously added an extra $50,000.

00:35:40

So as not to be insulting.

00:35:44

Twenty million dollars.

00:35:47

Okay, Mr. Wolynetz, this--

00:35:49

This is the price for Walter White.

00:35:52

Ah.

00:35:54

Oh, yes. You don't think

00:35:54

I know who you are?

00:35:57

I remember.

00:35:59

Well, I have not pretended to be a--

00:36:01

Your husband, he quit without giving me notice.

00:36:05

He broke my air fresheners, he cursed at me and grabbed himself.

00:36:10

And now he wants to buy my car wash.

00:36:12

But he's not man enough to come in here and face me himself.

00:36:16

Instead he sends his woman.

00:36:16

Excuse me.

00:36:18

Walter White wants to buy my car wash.

00:36:21

The price he pays is 20 million dollars.

00:36:25

Now, please leave.

00:36:41

Have you recently lost a loved

00:36:41

one in an aviation disaster?

00:36:46

Have you suffered injury,

00:36:46

shock to the senses

00:36:49

or property damage

00:36:49

as a result of airplane debris

00:36:53

or, God forbid,

00:36:53

falling body parts?

00:36:55

Then call me, Saul Goodman.

00:36:57

[COUGHING]

00:36:58

It goes without saying,

00:36:58

that the six, seven,

00:37:01

perhaps eight-figure

00:37:01

cash settlement

00:37:02

that I can win for you

00:37:04

will never fill the hole

00:37:04

in your heart

00:37:06

caused by your tragic loss.

00:37:08

But you deserve justice.

00:37:11

So if you want to tip

00:37:11

the scales back in your favor,

00:37:14

better call Saul.

00:37:16

ANNOUNCER:

00:37:16

Saul Goodman, attorney-at-law.

00:37:16

505-503-4455.

00:37:19

[ANNOUNCER SPEAKING

00:37:19

IN SPANISH]

00:37:20

MAN [ON TV]:

00:37:20

We are just about ready

00:37:20

to go...

00:37:23

[MAN SPEAKING

00:37:23

INDISTINCTLY ON TV]

00:37:45

MIKE:

00:37:45

You might wanna learn how to tail better if you're planning on making a habit of it.

00:37:53

WALT:

00:37:53

May I buy you a drink?

00:37:57

Next round, when you're done.

00:38:01

Why not? You make a hell of a lot more than I do.

00:38:10

Another round for him, and I'll have the same.

00:38:13

No ice.

00:38:22

I feel like I need to explain myself.

00:38:28

There were some actions that I took which I want you to understand.

00:38:33

I didn't want any of this to happen.

00:38:38

Everything I did, I did out of loyalty to my partner.

00:38:44

And then, later, of course, purely out of self-defense.

00:38:51

I hope you can appreciate that.

00:38:54

Just like I appreciated that...

00:39:01

I appreciate that when you were going to kill me, you were simply following orders. I get that. Completely.

00:39:10

And I harbor no ill will.

00:39:12

Well, there's a load off my mind.

00:39:17

Mike, I'm trying to tell you--

00:39:17

I get it.

00:39:20

Fine.

00:39:22

Drink up, Walter.

00:39:37

Hell of a last couple of weeks.

00:39:42

Makes a man wonder exactly where he stands.

00:39:49

[CHUCKLES]

00:39:54

I mean, I cannot be alone in feeling this way.

00:40:00

Not after what happened to Victor.

00:40:05

So, what's with the piece?

00:40:11

Right hip, inside your waistband.

00:40:14

I noticed it the other day at the lab.

00:40:17

You wear it if it makes you feel better.

00:40:20

But if push comes to shove, it's not gonna help.

00:40:22

Mike, do I have to come right out and say this?

00:40:27

You and I... we're in the same boat.

00:40:31

Drink your drink.

00:40:32

If it happened to Victor, it could happen to you.

00:40:36

And what the hell was that, anyway? Hm?

00:40:38

A message?

00:40:40

He cuts a man's throat just to send a message?

00:40:44

You won, Walter.

00:40:46

You got the job.

00:40:49

Do yourself a favor and learn to take yes for an answer.

00:40:53

Yeah, I got the job.

00:40:56

But for how long?

00:41:01

Get me in a room with him.

00:41:06

Mike, just get me in a room, and I'll do the rest.

00:41:20

You done?

00:41:26

Yeah.

00:41:32

MAN:

00:41:32

Whoa.

00:41:34

[WALT GROANING]

00:41:40

[GRUNTING AND COUGHING]

00:41:51

[PEOPLE MURMURING]

00:42:02

Thanks for the drink.

00:42:06

[GRUNTING]

00:42:13

[HONEY CLAWS' "DIGITAL ANIMAL"

00:42:13

PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

00:42:16

♪ Paid a fee

00:42:16

Door, let me get in free ♪

00:42:18

Pinkman, man, you know how to party, brother.

00:42:21

Epic. Epic.

00:42:24

JESSE:

00:42:24

Seriously? Where you two going?

00:42:27

Jesse, I've been awake for, like, three straight days.

00:42:31

I'm turning into a Sleestak.

00:42:33

So crash here.

00:42:34

It's not like I ain't got the space.

00:42:36

Yeah, that's cool and all, but I think I got, like, this cat.

00:42:41

Think I'm, like, supposed to feed it.

00:42:45

Whatever, you little bitch.

00:42:45

What about you?

00:42:47

You sticking or do I gotta flip you over, check you for a slizz?

00:42:51

Bro, I'm kind of pushing flowers here, yo.

00:42:54

I ain't proud of it, but it's God's honest truth.

00:42:57

Hell, brother, you know we got mad love for you.

00:43:01

Now that you're back in the mix, it's, like, nothing but good days ahead.

00:43:07

Plenty of time to pace it out, is all I'm saying.

00:43:11

BADGER:

00:43:11

Yeah, man.

00:43:13

Totally.

00:43:17

I was thinking, like, next week?

00:43:20

Yeah, sure, man. Next week.

00:43:23

We cool?

00:43:25

We are cool.

00:43:27

♪ Nightlife

00:43:27

Want me back by 9 ♪

00:43:30

♪ Finish up,

00:43:30

Exchange and ride ♪

00:43:32

♪ Put a lot into coup d'état

00:43:32

None of this is new to me ♪

00:43:34

♪ Fuckers thought

00:43:34

They'd play the part ♪

00:43:36

♪ Super Clark

00:43:36

Change the scene ♪

00:43:37

♪ Likely dream

00:43:37

'Cept for the part ♪

00:43:39

♪ Pertaining to the talent ♪

00:43:40

♪ Them motherfucking

00:43:40

Money suckers ♪

00:43:42

♪ Ceiling with a pillow

00:43:42

Watching the prophecy drop ♪

00:43:45

♪ Somehow feeling

00:43:45

Halfway guilty ♪

00:43:47

♪ Pray for anarchist law

00:43:47

Blind mischivalrous pigs ♪

00:43:49

♪ You can't cuff up my wrist

00:43:49

If you can't find it ♪

00:43:51

♪ Di-- Di-- Di-- ♪

00:43:54

♪ Digital animal,

00:43:54

Freaky folks ♪

00:43:56

♪ Di-- Di-- Di-- ♪

00:43:59

♪ Digital animal,

00:43:59

Freaky folks ♪

00:44:01

♪ Di-- Di-- Di-- ♪

00:44:03

♪ Digital animal

00:44:03

Freaky folks ♪

00:44:05

[CAN CLANGING]

00:44:06

♪ Di-- Di-- Di-- ♪

00:44:08

♪ Digital animal

00:44:08

Freaky folks ♪

00:44:10

♪ Digital animal

00:44:10

Freaky folks ♪

00:44:13

♪ Belly covered up

00:44:13

T-shirt, red tiger ♪

00:44:15

♪ Drool down the lip

00:44:15

Striped saber-toothed slimer ♪

00:44:18

♪ Dribble, spit, tip scale

00:44:18

Dirty dogma ♪

00:44:20

♪ Puppy love, block, Shaka

00:44:20

Trois ménage ♪

00:44:22

♪ Ninja, ninja, vanish

00:44:22

MO creep ♪

00:44:25

♪ Naughty fucking freaks

00:44:25

And bustin' techniques ♪

00:44:27

♪ East, west, battle best

00:44:27

Turn your bones to ashes ♪

00:44:29

♪ Send 'em to the kin ♪

00:44:31

♪ With the symbol

00:44:31

On the package ♪

00:44:33

♪ Grow the fascination larger

00:44:33

Than there ever was ♪

00:44:35

♪ Walls kicked over, Berlin

00:44:35

Snap cameras ♪

00:44:37

♪ Gallagher, Petey G

00:44:37

Sledgehammer family ♪

00:44:39

♪ Dabble with insanity

00:44:39

Granted me the amnesty ♪

00:44:43

♪ Messin' up my life

00:44:43

Is not the way ♪

00:44:44

♪ To wreck it

00:44:44

Check the SM58 ♪

00:44:46

♪ Replace the vibe

00:44:46

Behind your face piece ♪

00:44:48

♪ Bass beats, your basics

00:44:48

Plus me is the combination ♪

00:44:51

♪ Known to defeat

00:44:51

The beast and his gatekeeper ♪

00:44:56

♪ Di-- Di-- Di-- ♪

00:44:58

♪ Digital animal,

00:44:58

Freaky folks ♪

00:45:01

♪ Di-- Di-- Di-- ♪

00:45:03

♪ Digital animal,

00:45:03

Freaky folks ♪

00:45:06

♪ Di-- Di-- Di-- ♪

00:45:08

♪ Digital animal ♪

00:45:19

[♪♪♪]