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[WHIRRING NOISE]

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[WHIRRING NOISE]

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Son of a...

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[CAMERA WHIRRING]

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[CAMERA WHIRRING]

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[CAMERA WHIRRING]

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[DOORBELL RINGING]

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SKYLER:

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I'm not leaving.

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Walt, I'm not leaving.

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Oh, my God.

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[KEYPAD BEEPING]

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[CELL PHONE RINGING]

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Ah. I can hear your cell phone ringing!

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This is ridiculous. I can't...

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[DOORBELL RINGING]

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Ah. Uh--

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What is going on with you?

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I've left you, like, 23 messages.

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And?

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And?

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We need to talk about the car wash.

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You know, Skyler, now is not a good time for me, okay?

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Can we talk about this later?

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No, okay? We can't.

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Why are you doing--?

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[GASPS]

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Oh, Jesus.

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What happened?

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Nothing. I just bumped it.

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That's all.

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Okay, I'm--

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I'm coming in.

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Okay.

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Exactly what happened?

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It's complicated and I don't wish to discuss it.

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It's none of your concern.

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Are you in danger?

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Walt.

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Walt, I need you to look me in the eye and tell me right now.

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Are you in danger?

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You know what?

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Let's just say that I have a hell of a lot more on my mind right now than thinking about buying a damn car wash.

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Okay?

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So if you could just--

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Please.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Then we go to the police.

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What?

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We tell them everything.

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That you're a drug dealer afraid for your safety and the safety of your family and you need help.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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What choice is there?

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What choice?

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If you're in danger, then it would be--

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Wait, wait, stop, stop. Stop.

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You keep saying that word.

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"Danger." "Danger."

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But you said--

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No, I have never used that word.

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I said "complicated," and then you flew off the handle.

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Yeah, I flew off the handle when I saw that.

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Okay? Where'd that come from? Hm?

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A fall in the shower?

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Uh--

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This is just so passive-aggressive, you know.

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Passive-aggressive?

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I go two days without returning your phone calls, two days, and I have one minor little incident, and now you're telling me that I should turn myself in to the police!

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A minor incident?

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Yes.

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What minor little incident?

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I had an argument with a co-worker, okay?

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And?

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I had an argument.

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We were in this bar and we were discussing a particular business strategy.

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And it got heated and out of control, and he hit me. Once.

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And I didn't retaliate because he's a much older man.

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And that's it.

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You were in a bar fight?

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Yes, Skyler.

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I was in a bar fight.

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So you're okay?

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Really?

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Yes.

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I'm okay.

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And I think, in the end, that it may have been a good thing because we were able to clear the air and, you know--

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Mutual respect, and...

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So...

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Frozen peas.

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What?

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It's the best thing for the swelling.

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Oh, it's not really swollen, it's just--

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No peas.

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You don't even have ice.

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I will get peas,

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I will get ice.

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Peas and ice,

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I'm writing it down.

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I, um...

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I need you to promise me that if things do get dangerous--

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Skyler--

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Promise me.

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Absolutely.

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So...

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Car wash.

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[OVER SPEAKERS]

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♪ Trouble, kiss me again ♪

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♪ 'Cause I'm hoping you are ♪

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♪ Press it right there

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And I'll pay you back double ♪

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♪ But this ain't the real thing

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Look at my lips ♪

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WOMAN:

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Honey. Charles.

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♪ Look at my teeth

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They're just aching to bite ♪

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Take a look at this kitchen.

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♪ It's a big empty chasm ♪

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Hi there.

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Can I answer any questions?

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Yes. Any chance of a top-off?

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Oh, I think we can help you out there.

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♪ You've got compassion

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Coming out of your ears ♪

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So, what do you think?

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Oh, very nice. Very open.

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Oh, I agree. It flows.

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Mm.

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Whole lot of natural light.

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Michael Kilbourne.

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Tori Costner.

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It's nice to meet you.

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Well, three bedrooms, one and a half baths on just under half an acre.

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There's a non-attached casita out in back.

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Permit usable as office or guest suite.

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Hm.

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Plank wood floors.

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Central heat and air.

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I see you're married.

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No, divorced.

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Very recent.

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Old habits.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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But any children?

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Yes, as a matter of fact.

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A little boy.

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Oh, how old?

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He turned 4 in May.

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He's a Gemini.

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Would love this yard.

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Oh, plenty of space for a jungle gym.

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And the neighborhood preschool is fantastic.

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I think Eli is going to be homeschooled.

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Oh, well, great.

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Not for religious reasons.

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I wanna make sure he's getting attention.

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He'll still go to summer camp and whatnot, playdates.

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Don't want him to be socially awkward.

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Oh, no. Makes sense.

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He tests very highly,

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96 percentile.

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But that whole right brain, left brain.

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You want those in balance.

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Oh, yeah.

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You said the casita has plumbing?

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I work a lot with clay, so I need access to running water.

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Well, it's pipe-fitted for a quarter bath so...

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Make a perfect studio.

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Hm.

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This could work.

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Heh, heh.

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Hell, that's the doctor's plan

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to get her patients at ease.

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If you know what I mean.

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WOMAN 1:

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But, nurse--

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MARIE:

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Hello? I'm back.

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WOMAN 2:

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That's okay.

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MARIE: Hank?

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Yeah.

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[HANK CLEARS THROAT]

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I had to go to three places to get the moisturizer that you like. But I got that.

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And I got your Shiner Bock and your chips.

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And I couldn't resist.

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The complete encyclopedia to fantasy football.

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Look, it has all the latest rankings.

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Marie, I said Cheetos, not Fritos.

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Wait, I...

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I said Cheetos, like, 10 times.

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You need me to write it down?

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No, and I don't need you to be mean about it either.

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Well, I'm just saying, you know,

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I said Cheetos.

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"Ch," "ch," "ch" sound.

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Virtually impossible to confuse

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Cheetos with Fritos, seems to me.

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Where are you going?

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I-- Back to the store,

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I guess.

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Here.

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And the draft's not for two months, so this is useless.

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[DOOR OPENS]

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[DOOR CLOSES]

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Can you believe it?

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What?

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What? This.

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Well, you always said this place could be bugged.

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Now we know.

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Yeah, well.

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I don't like it.

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It's a violation of the work space.

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Yeah, I guess.

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You wanna do something?

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Do something?

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Like what?

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Go-karts?

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Go-karts. What--?

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Yeah, there's a track down by the Coliseum.

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It's pretty fun.

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No, actually I have some kind of a meeting, so...

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All right, whatever.

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Rain check?

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Yeah. Sure.

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How you doing?

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Good.

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Yeah?

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You okay?

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Is there, uh, anything we should talk about?

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How's your eye?

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Yeah, it's fine.

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Anything we should talk about?

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For what it's worth, getting the shit kicked out of you... not to say you get used to it... but you do kind of get used to it.

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Two words: nail salon.

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Perfect for money laundering.

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It's a high-volume business with a discreet work force.

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I mean, nobody does,

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"Mister, me know nothing" better than Mrs. Mookjaiaporn and her gals.

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Mr. Goodman--

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"Saul," please.

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Now, for the lady of the house.

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Drum roll.

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How about a lifetime supply of French manicures and enzyme peels?

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Oh, yeah, go ahead.

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Pinch yourself. Ha-ha-ha.

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We're not buying a nail salon,

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Mr. Goodman.

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We're getting the car wash.

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SAUL: I'm sorry.

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Am I missing something here?

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Didn't you already try that?

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Yeah. I mean,

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Walt told me that you took a run at this

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Bogdan character and he wrestled you into submission with his eyebrows.

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Ten million, that was the asking price, right?

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Apparently, he upped it to 20.

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Wow. Nice negotiating.

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Yeah, I mean, hey, you bombed. It happens.

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You were smart to call me. Now--

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You just sit back, relax, and let a professional take over.

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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That's for me. Excuse me.

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What do you want?

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I'm in a meeting.

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Why didn't you think of that before? It's not my--

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I'm in a meeting.

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Can Huell use your bathroom?

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Huell?

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Uh, sure.

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The top of the stairs.

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He'll be quick.

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It's a stomach thing.

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It's...

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So where were we?

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Professionalism.

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Yeah.

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So if the guy won't sell, he won't sell.

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I don't accept that. I don't accept that he won't sell.

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I think he just lacks the proper... motivation.

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Motivation. Ah.

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As in "motivation" motivation?

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I mean, just so we're on the same page here, are you saying we make him an offer he can't refuse?

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SKYLER:

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Nothing so dramatic as that, no.

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Motivation.

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Attitude adjustment.

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[LAUGHS]

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This one, she's a keeper.

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Well, an audit can be highly motivating.

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I know a gal at Tax and Revenue.

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You give her 10 minutes, she'll have his sky raining frogs.

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No, we don't want to draw any unwanted tax attention.

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We don't want them looking at us after Bogdan sells.

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All right, how about an ICE raid?

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He's got illegals working over there. He has to.

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We are not getting a bunch of poor, innocent people in trouble, no.

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Yeah, and also you're gonna need them after you take over.

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Hey, how about terrorism?

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"Oh, Agent Hoover,

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I gotta tell you,

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"I've seen some real 'Islamic'

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"comings and goings over there at the car wash.

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"Yeah, I mean, guys in turbans pulling up in vans and stuff like that." Ha, ha.

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Saul, Bogdan is Romanian.

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Okay, well, we're just spitballing here, so...

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Okay, there's always:

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"You got a real nice place here.

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Be a shame if something happened to it." That angle.

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What are you talking about?

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Violence?

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Attitude adjustment.

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SKYLER:

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Oh, no. That, no.

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That is not at all what I meant.

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I-- We do not do that.

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That's not who we are, right?

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Yeah, no, no, no. She's right.

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Look, do I need to state the obvious?

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I mean, there's gotta be dozens of car washes in this area.

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Who says it has to be this one?

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I do.

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I say it has to.

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Why?

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I just do.

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God.

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Well, that clears things up.

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I don't like him. Bogdan.

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Oh.

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He was condescending to me, rude about you, and I do not like him.

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Simple as that.

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Hey, nobody appreciates a passionate woman more than I do.

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But in this business--

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And Walt can back me up on this.

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--the number one rule is don't take things personally.

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What do you mean, rude about me?

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Something along the lines of you weren't man enough to face him yourself.

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What?

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SKYLER:

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That you had to send your woman to do your business for you.

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[LAUGHS]

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Okay, uh, speaking as your lawyer,

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I'm gonna go on record and say this is a bad idea.

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Now, I advise against--

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It's this one. It's this one.

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[SIGHS]

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Okay, so, uh...

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[SIGHS]

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...all we have to do is think of a non-violent, unsuspicious way to purchase the car wash, that protects the innocents and doesn't cost

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$20 million.

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Don't everybody speak at once.

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[TOILET FLUSHING]

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WOMAN: I like it.

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MAN: Mm-hm.

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WOMAN:

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Yeah.

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[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

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Hi.

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Can I answer any questions?

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Oh. Spoons.

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Yes, the owner is quite the collector.

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Aren't they something?

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One for each of the 50 states.

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Puerto Rico is technically a territory.

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Huh.

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You know, maybe they were thinking, "Someday."

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[LAUGHS]

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So no basement?

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No basement. Sorry.

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That's a problem.

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My brother's in the Peace Corps and won't be back for 18 months and I said I'd hang on to his furniture.

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Well, if you're looking for storage space, there's an attic area.

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Oh. Well, an attic might be even better, as long as it's dry.

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Let's take a tour.

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Okay.

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Actually,

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I have a handout for you.

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It has all the information.

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I'm Stephanie Doswell, by the way.

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Charlotte Blattner.

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So nice to meet you, Charlotte.

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You too.

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So I told him point-blank.

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You're my husband and I love you, but you're 53 years old.

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This job has just gotten too stressful and difficult, and it's time to quit.

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And, miracle of miracles, he listened.

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What a fascinating career that must have been for him.

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It was.

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I mean, NASA was like a second family to us, but, you know, it was time for a new adventure.

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So between his pension and the income

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I bring in from hand modeling, we're, you know, comfortable.

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When were these floors redone?

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Two years ago.

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The counters are brand-new.

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I can tell. Travertine.

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Nice.

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Any children?

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No.

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I don't really want kids.

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Is that horrible for me to say?

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Not at all.

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Not everyone has to have children.

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You should talk to my husband.

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[LAUGHS]

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Garbage disposal?

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[GARBAGE DISPOSAL WHIRRING]

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[FEVER RAY'S "IF I HAD A HEART"

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PLAYING]

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[SCREAMING]

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♪ This will never end

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'Cause I want more ♪

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♪ More, give me more

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Give me more ♪

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♪ This will never end

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'Cause I want more ♪

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Check it out. Score, yo.

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♪ Give me more ♪

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MAN 1:

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Come on. Come on.

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What you got?

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MAN 2:

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You're going down!

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[MAN 3 SCREAMS]

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[PEOPLE SHOUTING]

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♪ If I had a heart

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I could love you ♪

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♪ If I had a voice

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I would sing ♪

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♪ After the night when

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I wake up ♪

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[SCREAMING]

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♪ I'll see what

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Tomorrow brings ♪

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♪ If I had a voice

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I would sing ♪

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[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

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I really love your home.

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Oh, well, thank you, Mimi.

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It has a very European feel.

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WOMAN: You think?

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Oh, I lived in London for years, so, yeah, this feels familiar.

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Where in London? I was stationed at Upwood in the '60s.

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Downtown, but we were almost never there.

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My husband is an illustrator.

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We traveled a lot.

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Paris, Italy, Denmark.

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It was before the kids were in school, so it was easy to pick up and go.

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That was before my youngest,

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Lucy, was diagnosed with endocarditis.

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Oh, my.

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Gosh, is that--?

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It's a bacterial infection of the heart valves. It's...

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Yeah, it can be...

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WOMAN:

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Oh, that's terrible.

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Is she all right?

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Your daughter.

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Is she okay?

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Yes. Thank you. Um--

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The doctors put in a prosthetic valve, so she's-- Lucy's fine.

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Running and walking, riding horses.

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Thank goodness.

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MARIE: Yeah.

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We're very lucky.

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Excuse me, miss.

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Very nice, thank you.

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I just called the police.

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Okay, then.

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I know you stole that spoon.

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What are you talking about?

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You're a thief.

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Excuse me?

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And a liar.

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Making stories up.

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What's wrong with you?

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No, what's the matter with you?

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You better just back off, okay?

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My husband is a DEA agent.

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Oh, I thought he was an astronaut.

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Or an illustrator.

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Get your crazy lies straight.

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You know what, fatty?

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You are so lucky that I am late for an appointment.

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You're not going anywhere.

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MARIE: Let go of my purse!

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Not until the police get here.

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Let it go!

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Let it go! Let it go!

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You are in big trouble.

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[RINGING]

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Yeah.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Just slow-- Hey, just--

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Slow down.

00:25:29

Start from the-- You're--

00:25:32

You're where?

00:25:37

Why the f--?

00:25:39

Why are you--?

00:25:47

Are you seriously doing this to me again?

00:25:53

[SIGHS]

00:25:56

Jesus, just--

00:26:03

Would you stop crying?

00:26:13

I'll make a phone call.

00:26:13

Just sit tight.

00:26:18

Where they got you?

00:26:28

So good news. The officer spoke to the homeowners.

00:26:32

They're not gonna press charges.

00:26:33

Good. I won't either.

00:26:35

Okay, then.

00:26:35

So we're good to go.

00:26:41

You ready?

00:26:45

[SIGHS]

00:26:50

Marie, you wanna go home?

00:27:01

Marie?

00:27:09

[CRYING]

00:27:54

[KEYPAD BEEPING]

00:28:01

Yes, it's Skyler White calling for Saul Goodman, please.

00:28:05

Yes, it is important.

00:28:07

Thank you.

00:28:22

Sorry. Same as before.

00:28:25

But this is not right.

00:28:27

You cannot shut me down.

00:28:27

You cannot do this.

00:28:29

MAN:

00:28:29

I've checked your wastewater inside and out.

00:28:32

I've checked your runoff gutters, and now out here, more contaminants.

00:28:37

Ammonia, acetone, benzene, nitrobenzene.

00:28:40

BOGDAN:

00:28:40

No, no, no, this is a mistake.

00:28:42

Where is Gary?

00:28:42

He'll tell you my soap is very good, very green.

00:28:46

Your soap is not the issue, it's your filtration system.

00:28:49

The very least, you'll need to retrofit.

00:28:52

But if you're leeching into the groundwater, which is a real possibility here, you're gonna need to replace your system.

00:28:59

Replace?

00:29:01

Do you know what cost that is?

00:29:01

Two hundred thousand dollars.

00:29:04

It's a hardship.

00:29:06

If you like, we can give you a list of approved vendors.

00:29:09

If you get going, your downtime shouldn't be any more than five weeks.

00:29:13

Okay. So sorry, you are right.

00:29:16

From now on, we will be extra careful and clean.

00:29:21

No more pollution, okay? Yes?

00:29:21

No, I'm sorry.

00:29:24

The state requires you to suspend all activity until these levels reach the mandated minimums.

00:29:31

Where is usual man?

00:29:31

Where is Gary?

00:29:33

Got transferred to Las Cruces.

00:29:35

If you'd like to file an appeal--

00:29:37

I have done nothing wrong.

00:29:39

Tell me why you shut me down.

00:29:41

What laws did I break?

00:29:41

What laws? Several.

00:29:44

Tell me exact specific laws or I refuse. Right now.

00:29:47

[STAMMERING]

00:29:48

Tell me what laws I broke.

00:29:48

The specific laws

00:29:50

SKYLER [ON EARPIECE]:

00:29:50

Hold on.

00:29:50

Okay, hold on, hold on.

00:29:53

Wait, wait, wait. Okay.

00:29:55

Okay. The New Mexico

00:29:55

Hazardous Waste Act of 1978, section 74, chapter four, part 13 states:

00:30:03

"Whenever the disposal of solid or hazardous waste presents"...

00:30:06

--an imminent or substantial endangerment, the offender may be fined not more than $5000 each day in which the violation occurs.

00:30:14

All right, okay.

00:30:16

Now the...

00:30:19

Okay, baby.

00:30:21

All right. The EPA can cite him under the Toxic Substances...

00:30:28

--Control Act of 1976.

00:30:31

U.S. code, title 15, chapter 53--

00:30:34

"--subchapter 1"...

00:30:35

--section 2606.

00:30:39

Satisfied?

00:30:42

Was that specific...

00:30:44

--specific enough for you?

00:30:49

[SPEAKS IN

00:30:49

FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

00:30:55

MAN 1 [ON TV]:

00:30:55

Threw one in the channel

00:30:55

in the 10th.

00:30:57

MAN 2: I guess they're even now.

00:30:57

MAN 1: Yep.

00:31:01

And they're even in this match.

00:31:01

Both have...

00:31:03

MARIE: All done with lunch?

00:31:03

Hm.

00:31:08

You hardly touched this.

00:31:10

I'm not hungry.

00:31:13

Well...

00:31:16

I'm leaving the rice pudding.

00:31:19

I'm not hungry, Marie.

00:31:20

So don't eat it.

00:31:23

MAN 1:

00:31:23

Speaking of babies,

00:31:24

he has a new one, Joseph,

00:31:24

and a son, Anthony.

00:31:28

[BEEPS]

00:31:32

[DISHWASHER WHIRRING]

00:31:38

[DOORBELL RINGS]

00:31:46

Hey, Marie. How you doing?

00:31:48

I'm okay.

00:31:48

Is there a problem?

00:31:51

No, no.

00:31:51

Everything's fine.

00:31:53

I'm here for Hank, actually.

00:31:55

Oh, you're so sweet.

00:31:55

Hank'll be thrilled.

00:32:08

MAN [ON TV]:

00:32:08

Hard and straight.

00:32:10

And makes it the wrong way.

00:32:10

MARIE: Sweetie.

00:32:12

You have a visitor.

00:32:15

Oh, Jesus.

00:32:17

What now?

00:32:17

She rob a bank?

00:32:19

Hey, buddy.

00:32:19

How you doing?

00:32:21

Oh, well...

00:32:24

Can't complain. You know, every day a little better.

00:32:27

ROBERTS:

00:32:27

That's good.

00:32:28

You're looking good.

00:32:28

Yeah, well, handsome was never the hard part.

00:32:33

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

00:32:34

Come on in, grab a seat.

00:32:37

Yeah, just throw that stuff anywhere.

00:32:40

[SIGHS]

00:32:42

Listen, uh... thanks again for the other day.

00:32:46

You know, this whole thing, it's, uh...

00:32:50

It's been hard on her.

00:32:51

Forget it. Glad to help.

00:32:56

So rock collecting?

00:32:59

They're minerals, but, yeah.

00:33:02

It's cataloging.

00:33:02

You know, sort them, label them.

00:33:07

It's actually a lot of work.

00:33:07

Yeah.

00:33:09

No, it looks like it.

00:33:13

So, what's up?

00:33:15

Well, actually, I could use your help on something.

00:33:20

Homicide.

00:33:20

Possibly drug-related.

00:33:22

You want my help on a case?

00:33:25

What am I, Ironside?

00:33:27

[CHUCKLING]

00:33:27

No, but you're a drug cop who knows the local talent.

00:33:30

And you're a pal

00:33:30

I just did a favor for, so let me pick your brain a sec.

00:33:33

You ever come across a guy by the name of Gale Boetticher?

00:33:37

No.

00:33:39

Someone came along and shot him in the face.

00:33:43

Okay.

00:33:43

No signs of forced entry, no signs of robbery.

00:33:48

Okay, so it's a crime of passion.

00:33:50

Where's the drug angle?

00:33:53

We found a notebook at his place.

00:33:55

I made a copy for you, in case you're interested.

00:33:59

Looks like it pertains to some kind of methamphetamine superlab.

00:34:04

Yeah.

00:34:05

It's filled with scientific formulas and chemical purchase lists, drawings, pages and pages of this stuff.

00:34:13

It looks big-time, but I'm no authority, so I wonder if you might take a look?

00:34:19

Come on, Tim, seriously?

00:34:23

What is this, some sort of a charity thing?

00:34:25

Your expertise could be useful here.

00:34:28

I'm lying here like third base, living from bowel movement to bowel movement.

00:34:34

I'm not even useful to myself.

00:34:38

Want my advice?

00:34:40

You take this to Steve Gomez.

00:34:42

He'll help you out.

00:34:42

I give this to Steve Gomez and all of a sudden it becomes a DEA case, what good does that do me?

00:34:51

If you could just take a look, tell me what I got here.

00:34:56

I'd really appreciate it.

00:35:01

Yeah.

00:35:05

Whatever.

00:35:09

Thanks, man.

00:35:12

Take it easy.

00:35:14

That's what I do.

00:35:15

[LAUGHS]

00:35:31

[TV TURNS ON]

00:35:33

[CROWD CHEERING ON TV]

00:35:36

MAN 1:

00:35:36

No, no.

00:35:38

MAN 2:

00:35:38

The three, seven, nine.

00:35:38

He says, "No."

00:35:43

[BABY COOING]

00:35:57

Well, it was a good try.

00:36:04

Here we go.

00:36:04

Time for your nap. Yeah.

00:36:09

Okay.

00:36:15

So...

00:36:18

Nail salon sounded promising.

00:36:18

What do you think?

00:36:22

I think we wait.

00:36:24

Wait?

00:36:26

Skyler, it has been five hours.

00:36:29

He'll call.

00:36:31

Just wait.

00:36:31

Just wait.

00:36:33

Look...

00:36:37

It was a good idea. It was a great idea, but it didn't work.

00:36:40

So why don't we simply chalk it up as a learning--

00:36:43

[PHONE RINGING]

00:36:52

White residence.

00:36:55

Oh, hello, Mr. Wolynetz.

00:36:57

Am I still interested?

00:36:59

Well, I think that depends.

00:37:02

Yes, 879 was the original offer, but that seems high to me now.

00:37:08

Now I'm offering 800.

00:37:08

No, no, no.

00:37:10

No, don't do that.

00:37:10

Why?

00:37:11

Well, because you're an unpleasant person,

00:37:13

Mr. Wolynetz.

00:37:15

You were rude, disrespectful towards my husband.

00:37:18

Furthermore, I've met with quite a number of sellers and the market seems much softer than I thought, so 800.

00:37:26

[BOGDAN SPEAKING

00:37:26

INDISTINCTLY]

00:37:28

Uh-huh. Hm.

00:37:31

Well, I understand that you're disappointed, but that is my final offer.

00:37:35

I'm sorry we couldn't make it work. Goodbye.

00:37:40

What are you doing?

00:37:43

I'm negotiating.

00:37:45

Why?

00:37:47

Because I want to pay less.

00:37:48

Oh, no.

00:37:50

Seventy-nine thousand dollars less?

00:37:53

Who cares?

00:37:53

Do you know how much I make?

00:37:55

Yeah, but that's the very reason we need to negotiate.

00:37:58

We don't wanna arouse suspicion by not trying to get a good deal.

00:38:02

Look, I get the logic, I do, but you just went too far with it.

00:38:07

You're calling him names?

00:38:08

I didn't call him names.

00:38:08

I said he was unpleasant.

00:38:12

[SIGHS]

00:38:15

Well, he's not calling you back.

00:38:18

I mean, you didn't honestly think that worked?

00:38:24

Yeah, I do.

00:38:27

No way. Sorry. No.

00:38:29

So look, it's time to move on.

00:38:33

Okay? I'm gonna call Saul.

00:38:36

Where's my phone?

00:38:53

[PHONE RINGING]

00:38:58

No.

00:38:58

What?

00:38:59

No, just--

00:38:59

What for?

00:39:01

Wait. Wait.

00:39:02

[RINGING CONTINUES]

00:39:06

Oh, my God.

00:39:10

Hello.

00:39:13

Hello, Mr. Wolynetz.

00:39:15

SKETCHY:

00:39:15

No one's paying attention to where these things are.

00:39:19

There's gotta be thousands of them all over the world coming right for us.

00:39:23

And put one inside an ice cream truck, drive it into San Francisco.

00:39:27

I'm not even that scared of burning up and cannibalism.

00:39:30

To me, the thing that worries me is getting trampled or shoved up against a chain-link fence.

00:39:37

If you think about it, if you're against a chain-link fence and you've got a lot, I mean, a lot of people trying to escape, pushing hard enough forward,

00:39:45

[GROANS] you are gonna get squeezed right through the chain links.

00:39:51

Like Play-Doh or some kind of soft meat.

00:39:55

And this is inevitable, okay?

00:39:57

And there's nothing you or me or anyone can do about it.

00:40:01

And if the fence posts are stuck deep, really deep with the cement, way down inside the ground, it's definitely happening to you.

00:40:10

Oh, yeah.

00:40:10

Yeah, bitch.

00:40:13

Somebody got shot.

00:40:13

Somebody probably got shot.

00:40:18

Like soft meat, man.

00:40:21

Right through. Squeezed through there like soft meat.

00:40:26

Like soft meat.

00:40:28

Right through the chain links, right through the chain links.

00:40:35

Hey. Hey.

00:40:37

[SNORING]

00:40:39

Money!

00:40:42

[ALL CLAMORING]

00:40:51

MAN 1:

00:40:51

That one was mine.

00:40:53

MAN 2: Take it easy!

00:40:53

MAN 3: Hey, you took mine, man!

00:40:55

WOMAN:

00:40:55

Yeah!

00:40:57

[PEOPLE SHOUTING]

00:41:13

SKYLER:

00:41:13

Ooh.

00:41:15

Whoa.

00:41:16

[BOTH LAUGH]

00:41:18

Aww...

00:41:20

Nice.

00:41:20

Yeah.

00:41:28

To clean cars and clean money.

00:41:34

Hear, hear.

00:41:42

You see?

00:41:44

I told you we'd get it.

00:41:46

Did you?

00:41:46

Mm-hm.

00:41:48

Wow. Ha, ha.

00:41:52

Seriously.

00:41:53

It was really great work.

00:41:56

It's impressive.

00:42:00

Thank you.

00:42:02

And Saul finally came through.

00:42:02

Ahem.

00:42:05

Well, I mean, he found the guy, right?

00:42:09

Well, yes, he found the guy, but I told him what to do and what to say.

00:42:14

You're right.

00:42:14

That's the hard part.

00:42:18

But, yes,

00:42:18

Saul was finally useful.

00:42:21

Ha, ha.

00:42:21

Throw him a bone.

00:42:23

[LAUGHS]

00:42:26

Mm. Oh, my God.

00:42:30

This is truly amazing.

00:42:30

Yes, well, it better be.

00:42:33

Three hundred twenty dollars a bottle.

00:42:35

What?

00:42:37

"Cuvée Pol Roger

00:42:37

Sir Winston Churchill."

00:42:40

Apparently, it was his favorite champagne, so they just named it after him.

00:42:45

How did you pay for it?

00:42:45

What do you mean?

00:42:49

Ah. No. Cash, I paid cash.

00:42:52

No, I'm asking how did you,

00:42:52

Walter White, an unemployed schoolteacher, pay for it?

00:42:57

How do you explain it?

00:42:57

Skyler.

00:43:01

No one saw me.

00:43:02

Whoever sold it to you did.

00:43:04

And that's not the point.

00:43:05

The point is we're broke, remember?

00:43:08

I'm waiting for your unemployment check so I can pay the phone bill.

00:43:13

I asked for an extension from the power company. Why?

00:43:15

Because on paper, we have no money.

00:43:17

You are completely overreacting.

00:43:20

I'm not apologizing for wanting to celebrate in some small way.

00:43:24

I'm not asking you to apologize, Walt.

00:43:27

I'm asking you to be smart.

00:43:29

I bought one bottle of champagne.

00:43:32

One single bottle, Skyler.

00:43:35

I paid cash. That's it.

00:43:38

That's all it takes, okay?

00:43:38

I mean, look at Watergate.

00:43:40

One piece of duct tape on a door brought down the president of the United States.

00:43:46

What? I'm Nixon now?

00:43:46

No.

00:43:48

What I'm saying is the devil is in the details.

00:43:51

One little mistake, one slipup in our story, that could ruin us.

00:43:58

[SIGHS]

00:44:02

Fine.

00:44:04

[SIGHS]

00:44:14

Gotta destroy the evidence.

00:44:21

And when I look at this image

00:44:21

that is part of the record,

00:44:24

I am very concerned about

00:44:27

what sort of distraction

00:44:27

that could be,

00:44:28

whether it's from

00:44:28

any sort of signage,

00:44:31

but especially signage that's

00:44:31

changing every five seconds.

00:44:34

Thank you.

00:44:37

MAN:

00:44:37

Any other questions?

00:44:39

We have a motion

00:44:39

and a second on the floor

00:44:42

to grant the appeal.

00:44:44

All those in favor, raise your

00:44:44

hand and say yes. Yes.

00:44:47

There's four in the

00:44:47

affirmative. Those opposed?

00:44:50

There's five no's and the--

00:44:50

That motion fails.

00:44:55

WOMAN:

00:44:55

I would like to make a motion

00:44:55

to uphold the decision

00:44:58

and the findings of the EBC.

00:45:02

MAN:

00:45:02

And the motion, then,

00:45:02

is seconded by Councilor Cook.

00:45:04

Any questions? I see none.

00:45:07

All those in favor,

00:45:08

signify by saying "yes"

00:45:08

to deny the appeal.

00:45:11

[INDISTINCT DIALOGUE ON TV]

00:45:16

All those in favor,

00:45:16

signify by saying "yes."

00:45:19

There's five

00:45:19

in the affirmative.

00:45:20

All those opposed, say "no."

00:45:22

There's four in the negative.

00:45:22

Now, that passes.

00:45:31

[♪♪♪]