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00:02:10SKYLER:
00:02:10I'm not leaving.
00:02:15Walt, I'm not leaving.
00:02:19Oh, my God.
00:02:22[KEYPAD BEEPING]
00:02:27[CELL PHONE RINGING]
00:02:29Ah. I can hear your cell phone ringing!
00:02:35This is ridiculous. I can't...
00:02:38[DOORBELL RINGING]
00:02:41Ah. Uh--
00:02:41What is going on with you?
00:02:45I've left you, like, 23 messages.
00:02:47And?
00:02:47And?
00:02:51We need to talk about the car wash.
00:02:54You know, Skyler, now is not a good time for me, okay?
00:02:57Can we talk about this later?
00:02:57No, okay? We can't.
00:03:02Why are you doing--?
00:03:04[GASPS]
00:03:05Oh, Jesus.
00:03:05What happened?
00:03:08Nothing. I just bumped it.
00:03:08That's all.
00:03:10Okay, I'm--
00:03:10I'm coming in.
00:03:19Okay.
00:03:21Exactly what happened?
00:03:24It's complicated and I don't wish to discuss it.
00:03:28It's none of your concern.
00:03:28Are you in danger?
00:03:32Walt.
00:03:34Walt, I need you to look me in the eye and tell me right now.
00:03:39Are you in danger?
00:03:39You know what?
00:03:43Let's just say that I have a hell of a lot more on my mind right now than thinking about buying a damn car wash.
00:03:52Okay?
00:03:53So if you could just--
00:03:55Please.
00:04:00Okay.
00:04:03Okay.
00:04:03Then we go to the police.
00:04:07What?
00:04:07We tell them everything.
00:04:09That you're a drug dealer afraid for your safety and the safety of your family and you need help.
00:04:15Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:04:17What choice is there?
00:04:17What choice?
00:04:19If you're in danger, then it would be--
00:04:21Wait, wait, stop, stop. Stop.
00:04:24You keep saying that word.
00:04:24"Danger." "Danger."
00:04:27But you said--
00:04:27No, I have never used that word.
00:04:30I said "complicated," and then you flew off the handle.
00:04:33Yeah, I flew off the handle when I saw that.
00:04:36Okay? Where'd that come from? Hm?
00:04:39A fall in the shower?
00:04:39Uh--
00:04:42This is just so passive-aggressive, you know.
00:04:46Passive-aggressive?
00:04:47I go two days without returning your phone calls, two days, and I have one minor little incident, and now you're telling me that I should turn myself in to the police!
00:04:58A minor incident?
00:04:58Yes.
00:04:59What minor little incident?
00:05:03I had an argument with a co-worker, okay?
00:05:10And?
00:05:12I had an argument.
00:05:13We were in this bar and we were discussing a particular business strategy.
00:05:19And it got heated and out of control, and he hit me. Once.
00:05:25And I didn't retaliate because he's a much older man.
00:05:28And that's it.
00:05:33You were in a bar fight?
00:05:38Yes, Skyler.
00:05:38I was in a bar fight.
00:05:45So you're okay?
00:05:49Really?
00:05:54Yes.
00:05:56I'm okay.
00:05:59And I think, in the end, that it may have been a good thing because we were able to clear the air and, you know--
00:06:06Mutual respect, and...
00:06:09So...
00:06:12Frozen peas.
00:06:16What?
00:06:17It's the best thing for the swelling.
00:06:19Oh, it's not really swollen, it's just--
00:06:23No peas.
00:06:25You don't even have ice.
00:06:27I will get peas,
00:06:27I will get ice.
00:06:29Peas and ice,
00:06:29I'm writing it down.
00:06:33I, um...
00:06:36I need you to promise me that if things do get dangerous--
00:06:44Skyler--
00:06:44Promise me.
00:06:46Absolutely.
00:06:51So...
00:06:54Car wash.
00:06:56[OVER SPEAKERS]
00:06:56♪ Trouble, kiss me again ♪
00:06:59♪ 'Cause I'm hoping you are ♪
00:07:01♪ Press it right there
00:07:01And I'll pay you back double ♪
00:07:05♪ But this ain't the real thing
00:07:05Look at my lips ♪
00:07:10WOMAN:
00:07:10Honey. Charles.
00:07:12♪ Look at my teeth
00:07:12They're just aching to bite ♪
00:07:16Take a look at this kitchen.
00:07:18♪ It's a big empty chasm ♪
00:07:21Hi there.
00:07:21Can I answer any questions?
00:07:24Yes. Any chance of a top-off?
00:07:27Oh, I think we can help you out there.
00:07:32♪ You've got compassion
00:07:32Coming out of your ears ♪
00:07:37So, what do you think?
00:07:40Oh, very nice. Very open.
00:07:43Oh, I agree. It flows.
00:07:43Mm.
00:07:46Whole lot of natural light.
00:07:48Michael Kilbourne.
00:07:50Tori Costner.
00:07:50It's nice to meet you.
00:07:52Well, three bedrooms, one and a half baths on just under half an acre.
00:07:56There's a non-attached casita out in back.
00:07:59Permit usable as office or guest suite.
00:08:02Hm.
00:08:02Plank wood floors.
00:08:05Central heat and air.
00:08:06I see you're married.
00:08:09No, divorced.
00:08:11Very recent.
00:08:12Old habits.
00:08:12Oh, I'm sorry.
00:08:14But any children?
00:08:16Yes, as a matter of fact.
00:08:16A little boy.
00:08:18Oh, how old?
00:08:20He turned 4 in May.
00:08:21He's a Gemini.
00:08:21Would love this yard.
00:08:23Oh, plenty of space for a jungle gym.
00:08:25And the neighborhood preschool is fantastic.
00:08:28I think Eli is going to be homeschooled.
00:08:31Oh, well, great.
00:08:31Not for religious reasons.
00:08:33I wanna make sure he's getting attention.
00:08:36He'll still go to summer camp and whatnot, playdates.
00:08:39Don't want him to be socially awkward.
00:08:40Oh, no. Makes sense.
00:08:42He tests very highly,
00:08:4296 percentile.
00:08:45But that whole right brain, left brain.
00:08:48You want those in balance.
00:08:50Oh, yeah.
00:08:52You said the casita has plumbing?
00:08:56I work a lot with clay, so I need access to running water.
00:09:00Well, it's pipe-fitted for a quarter bath so...
00:09:03Make a perfect studio.
00:09:06Hm.
00:09:08This could work.
00:09:11Heh, heh.
00:09:11Hell, that's the doctor's plan
00:09:14to get her patients at ease.
00:09:15If you know what I mean.
00:09:18WOMAN 1:
00:09:18But, nurse--
00:09:19MARIE:
00:09:19Hello? I'm back.
00:09:21WOMAN 2:
00:09:21That's okay.
00:09:23MARIE: Hank?
00:09:23Yeah.
00:09:29[HANK CLEARS THROAT]
00:09:33I had to go to three places to get the moisturizer that you like. But I got that.
00:09:38And I got your Shiner Bock and your chips.
00:09:43And I couldn't resist.
00:09:48The complete encyclopedia to fantasy football.
00:09:51Look, it has all the latest rankings.
00:09:53Marie, I said Cheetos, not Fritos.
00:09:57Wait, I...
00:09:59I said Cheetos, like, 10 times.
00:09:59You need me to write it down?
00:10:02No, and I don't need you to be mean about it either.
00:10:05Well, I'm just saying, you know,
00:10:07I said Cheetos.
00:10:07"Ch," "ch," "ch" sound.
00:10:09Virtually impossible to confuse
00:10:09Cheetos with Fritos, seems to me.
00:10:13Where are you going?
00:10:15I-- Back to the store,
00:10:15I guess.
00:10:19Here.
00:10:21And the draft's not for two months, so this is useless.
00:10:25[DOOR OPENS]
00:10:28[DOOR CLOSES]
00:10:37Can you believe it?
00:10:40What?
00:10:42What? This.
00:10:49Well, you always said this place could be bugged.
00:10:52Now we know.
00:10:52Yeah, well.
00:10:55I don't like it.
00:10:57It's a violation of the work space.
00:11:01Yeah, I guess.
00:11:03You wanna do something?
00:11:07Do something?
00:11:09Like what?
00:11:12Go-karts?
00:11:16Go-karts. What--?
00:11:18Yeah, there's a track down by the Coliseum.
00:11:23It's pretty fun.
00:11:29No, actually I have some kind of a meeting, so...
00:11:36All right, whatever.
00:11:42Rain check?
00:11:43Yeah. Sure.
00:11:52How you doing?
00:11:55Good.
00:11:55Yeah?
00:11:59You okay?
00:12:02Is there, uh, anything we should talk about?
00:12:12How's your eye?
00:12:16Yeah, it's fine.
00:12:19Anything we should talk about?
00:12:30For what it's worth, getting the shit kicked out of you... not to say you get used to it... but you do kind of get used to it.
00:12:57Two words: nail salon.
00:12:59Perfect for money laundering.
00:13:02It's a high-volume business with a discreet work force.
00:13:05I mean, nobody does,
00:13:05"Mister, me know nothing" better than Mrs. Mookjaiaporn and her gals.
00:13:11Mr. Goodman--
00:13:12"Saul," please.
00:13:13Now, for the lady of the house.
00:13:16Drum roll.
00:13:16How about a lifetime supply of French manicures and enzyme peels?
00:13:21Oh, yeah, go ahead.
00:13:21Pinch yourself. Ha-ha-ha.
00:13:23We're not buying a nail salon,
00:13:23Mr. Goodman.
00:13:27We're getting the car wash.
00:13:27SAUL: I'm sorry.
00:13:29Am I missing something here?
00:13:29Didn't you already try that?
00:13:32Yeah. I mean,
00:13:32Walt told me that you took a run at this
00:13:35Bogdan character and he wrestled you into submission with his eyebrows.
00:13:40Ten million, that was the asking price, right?
00:13:43Apparently, he upped it to 20.
00:13:46Wow. Nice negotiating.
00:13:47Yeah, I mean, hey, you bombed. It happens.
00:13:51You were smart to call me. Now--
00:13:54You just sit back, relax, and let a professional take over.
00:13:58[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
00:13:59That's for me. Excuse me.
00:14:06What do you want?
00:14:06I'm in a meeting.
00:14:08Why didn't you think of that before? It's not my--
00:14:11I'm in a meeting.
00:14:16Can Huell use your bathroom?
00:14:18Huell?
00:14:21Uh, sure.
00:14:21The top of the stairs.
00:14:24He'll be quick.
00:14:29It's a stomach thing.
00:14:29It's...
00:14:31So where were we?
00:14:33Professionalism.
00:14:33Yeah.
00:14:36So if the guy won't sell, he won't sell.
00:14:39I don't accept that. I don't accept that he won't sell.
00:14:42I think he just lacks the proper... motivation.
00:14:47Motivation. Ah.
00:14:50As in "motivation" motivation?
00:14:54I mean, just so we're on the same page here, are you saying we make him an offer he can't refuse?
00:14:59SKYLER:
00:14:59Nothing so dramatic as that, no.
00:15:02Motivation.
00:15:06Attitude adjustment.
00:15:08[LAUGHS]
00:15:11This one, she's a keeper.
00:15:14Well, an audit can be highly motivating.
00:15:16I know a gal at Tax and Revenue.
00:15:18You give her 10 minutes, she'll have his sky raining frogs.
00:15:22No, we don't want to draw any unwanted tax attention.
00:15:26We don't want them looking at us after Bogdan sells.
00:15:29All right, how about an ICE raid?
00:15:33He's got illegals working over there. He has to.
00:15:35We are not getting a bunch of poor, innocent people in trouble, no.
00:15:39Yeah, and also you're gonna need them after you take over.
00:15:44Hey, how about terrorism?
00:15:48"Oh, Agent Hoover,
00:15:48I gotta tell you,
00:15:50"I've seen some real 'Islamic'
00:15:52"comings and goings over there at the car wash.
00:15:54"Yeah, I mean, guys in turbans pulling up in vans and stuff like that." Ha, ha.
00:15:58Saul, Bogdan is Romanian.
00:16:02Okay, well, we're just spitballing here, so...
00:16:07Okay, there's always:
00:16:10"You got a real nice place here.
00:16:14Be a shame if something happened to it." That angle.
00:16:17What are you talking about?
00:16:20Violence?
00:16:24Attitude adjustment.
00:16:26SKYLER:
00:16:26Oh, no. That, no.
00:16:27That is not at all what I meant.
00:16:27I-- We do not do that.
00:16:30That's not who we are, right?
00:16:33Yeah, no, no, no. She's right.
00:16:37Look, do I need to state the obvious?
00:16:40I mean, there's gotta be dozens of car washes in this area.
00:16:45Who says it has to be this one?
00:16:48I do.
00:16:50I say it has to.
00:16:52Why?
00:16:55I just do.
00:16:58God.
00:16:59Well, that clears things up.
00:17:03I don't like him. Bogdan.
00:17:03Oh.
00:17:05He was condescending to me, rude about you, and I do not like him.
00:17:10Simple as that.
00:17:13Hey, nobody appreciates a passionate woman more than I do.
00:17:18But in this business--
00:17:20And Walt can back me up on this.
00:17:22--the number one rule is don't take things personally.
00:17:25What do you mean, rude about me?
00:17:33Something along the lines of you weren't man enough to face him yourself.
00:17:40What?
00:17:42SKYLER:
00:17:42That you had to send your woman to do your business for you.
00:17:46[LAUGHS]
00:17:48Okay, uh, speaking as your lawyer,
00:17:50I'm gonna go on record and say this is a bad idea.
00:17:53Now, I advise against--
00:17:53It's this one. It's this one.
00:17:56[SIGHS]
00:18:03Okay, so, uh...
00:18:05[SIGHS]
00:18:06...all we have to do is think of a non-violent, unsuspicious way to purchase the car wash, that protects the innocents and doesn't cost
00:18:15$20 million.
00:18:21Don't everybody speak at once.
00:18:25[TOILET FLUSHING]
00:18:29WOMAN: I like it.
00:18:29MAN: Mm-hm.
00:18:30WOMAN:
00:18:30Yeah.
00:18:33[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
00:18:40Hi.
00:18:41Can I answer any questions?
00:18:43Oh. Spoons.
00:18:45Yes, the owner is quite the collector.
00:18:47Aren't they something?
00:18:47One for each of the 50 states.
00:18:50Puerto Rico is technically a territory.
00:18:54Huh.
00:18:56You know, maybe they were thinking, "Someday."
00:18:59[LAUGHS]
00:19:01So no basement?
00:19:04No basement. Sorry.
00:19:04That's a problem.
00:19:07My brother's in the Peace Corps and won't be back for 18 months and I said I'd hang on to his furniture.
00:19:13Well, if you're looking for storage space, there's an attic area.
00:19:17Oh. Well, an attic might be even better, as long as it's dry.
00:19:21Let's take a tour.
00:19:21Okay.
00:19:23Actually,
00:19:23I have a handout for you.
00:19:31It has all the information.
00:19:33I'm Stephanie Doswell, by the way.
00:19:35Charlotte Blattner.
00:19:36So nice to meet you, Charlotte.
00:19:36You too.
00:19:39So I told him point-blank.
00:19:41You're my husband and I love you, but you're 53 years old.
00:19:46This job has just gotten too stressful and difficult, and it's time to quit.
00:19:51And, miracle of miracles, he listened.
00:19:55What a fascinating career that must have been for him.
00:19:58It was.
00:20:00I mean, NASA was like a second family to us, but, you know, it was time for a new adventure.
00:20:07So between his pension and the income
00:20:11I bring in from hand modeling, we're, you know, comfortable.
00:20:13When were these floors redone?
00:20:17Two years ago.
00:20:17The counters are brand-new.
00:20:20I can tell. Travertine.
00:20:22Nice.
00:20:24Any children?
00:20:24No.
00:20:27I don't really want kids.
00:20:30Is that horrible for me to say?
00:20:30Not at all.
00:20:33Not everyone has to have children.
00:20:35You should talk to my husband.
00:20:35[LAUGHS]
00:20:38Garbage disposal?
00:20:41[GARBAGE DISPOSAL WHIRRING]
00:20:51[FEVER RAY'S "IF I HAD A HEART"
00:20:51PLAYING]
00:21:18[SCREAMING]
00:21:36♪ This will never end
00:21:36'Cause I want more ♪
00:21:42♪ More, give me more
00:21:42Give me more ♪
00:21:47♪ This will never end
00:21:47'Cause I want more ♪
00:21:53Check it out. Score, yo.
00:21:55♪ Give me more ♪
00:21:59MAN 1:
00:21:59Come on. Come on.
00:21:59What you got?
00:22:02MAN 2:
00:22:02You're going down!
00:22:04[MAN 3 SCREAMS]
00:22:08[PEOPLE SHOUTING]
00:22:10♪ If I had a heart
00:22:10I could love you ♪
00:22:16♪ If I had a voice
00:22:16I would sing ♪
00:22:21♪ After the night when
00:22:21I wake up ♪
00:22:26[SCREAMING]
00:22:27♪ I'll see what
00:22:27Tomorrow brings ♪
00:22:49♪ If I had a voice
00:22:49I would sing ♪
00:22:59[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
00:23:06I really love your home.
00:23:08Oh, well, thank you, Mimi.
00:23:10It has a very European feel.
00:23:14WOMAN: You think?
00:23:14Oh, I lived in London for years, so, yeah, this feels familiar.
00:23:19Where in London? I was stationed at Upwood in the '60s.
00:23:24Downtown, but we were almost never there.
00:23:26My husband is an illustrator.
00:23:28We traveled a lot.
00:23:28Paris, Italy, Denmark.
00:23:30It was before the kids were in school, so it was easy to pick up and go.
00:23:34That was before my youngest,
00:23:34Lucy, was diagnosed with endocarditis.
00:23:37Oh, my.
00:23:37Gosh, is that--?
00:23:40It's a bacterial infection of the heart valves. It's...
00:23:44Yeah, it can be...
00:23:46WOMAN:
00:23:46Oh, that's terrible.
00:23:48Is she all right?
00:23:51Your daughter.
00:23:51Is she okay?
00:23:54Yes. Thank you. Um--
00:23:57The doctors put in a prosthetic valve, so she's-- Lucy's fine.
00:24:01Running and walking, riding horses.
00:24:04Thank goodness.
00:24:04MARIE: Yeah.
00:24:06We're very lucky.
00:24:15Excuse me, miss.
00:24:15Very nice, thank you.
00:24:19I just called the police.
00:24:19Okay, then.
00:24:21I know you stole that spoon.
00:24:25What are you talking about?
00:24:27You're a thief.
00:24:29Excuse me?
00:24:29And a liar.
00:24:31Making stories up.
00:24:31What's wrong with you?
00:24:34No, what's the matter with you?
00:24:36You better just back off, okay?
00:24:39My husband is a DEA agent.
00:24:42Oh, I thought he was an astronaut.
00:24:43Or an illustrator.
00:24:43Get your crazy lies straight.
00:24:46You know what, fatty?
00:24:46You are so lucky that I am late for an appointment.
00:24:50You're not going anywhere.
00:24:52MARIE: Let go of my purse!
00:24:52Not until the police get here.
00:24:55Let it go!
00:24:57Let it go! Let it go!
00:25:07You are in big trouble.
00:25:11[RINGING]
00:25:21Yeah.
00:25:25Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:25:27Just slow-- Hey, just--
00:25:29Slow down.
00:25:29Start from the-- You're--
00:25:32You're where?
00:25:37Why the f--?
00:25:39Why are you--?
00:25:47Are you seriously doing this to me again?
00:25:53[SIGHS]
00:25:56Jesus, just--
00:26:03Would you stop crying?
00:26:13I'll make a phone call.
00:26:13Just sit tight.
00:26:18Where they got you?
00:26:28So good news. The officer spoke to the homeowners.
00:26:32They're not gonna press charges.
00:26:33Good. I won't either.
00:26:35Okay, then.
00:26:35So we're good to go.
00:26:41You ready?
00:26:45[SIGHS]
00:26:50Marie, you wanna go home?
00:27:01Marie?
00:27:09[CRYING]
00:27:54[KEYPAD BEEPING]
00:28:01Yes, it's Skyler White calling for Saul Goodman, please.
00:28:05Yes, it is important.
00:28:07Thank you.
00:28:22Sorry. Same as before.
00:28:25But this is not right.
00:28:27You cannot shut me down.
00:28:27You cannot do this.
00:28:29MAN:
00:28:29I've checked your wastewater inside and out.
00:28:32I've checked your runoff gutters, and now out here, more contaminants.
00:28:37Ammonia, acetone, benzene, nitrobenzene.
00:28:40BOGDAN:
00:28:40No, no, no, this is a mistake.
00:28:42Where is Gary?
00:28:42He'll tell you my soap is very good, very green.
00:28:46Your soap is not the issue, it's your filtration system.
00:28:49The very least, you'll need to retrofit.
00:28:52But if you're leeching into the groundwater, which is a real possibility here, you're gonna need to replace your system.
00:28:59Replace?
00:29:01Do you know what cost that is?
00:29:01Two hundred thousand dollars.
00:29:04It's a hardship.
00:29:06If you like, we can give you a list of approved vendors.
00:29:09If you get going, your downtime shouldn't be any more than five weeks.
00:29:13Okay. So sorry, you are right.
00:29:16From now on, we will be extra careful and clean.
00:29:21No more pollution, okay? Yes?
00:29:21No, I'm sorry.
00:29:24The state requires you to suspend all activity until these levels reach the mandated minimums.
00:29:31Where is usual man?
00:29:31Where is Gary?
00:29:33Got transferred to Las Cruces.
00:29:35If you'd like to file an appeal--
00:29:37I have done nothing wrong.
00:29:39Tell me why you shut me down.
00:29:41What laws did I break?
00:29:41What laws? Several.
00:29:44Tell me exact specific laws or I refuse. Right now.
00:29:47[STAMMERING]
00:29:48Tell me what laws I broke.
00:29:48The specific laws
00:29:50SKYLER [ON EARPIECE]:
00:29:50Hold on.
00:29:50Okay, hold on, hold on.
00:29:53Wait, wait, wait. Okay.
00:29:55Okay. The New Mexico
00:29:55Hazardous Waste Act of 1978, section 74, chapter four, part 13 states:
00:30:03"Whenever the disposal of solid or hazardous waste presents"...
00:30:06--an imminent or substantial endangerment, the offender may be fined not more than $5000 each day in which the violation occurs.
00:30:14All right, okay.
00:30:16Now the...
00:30:19Okay, baby.
00:30:21All right. The EPA can cite him under the Toxic Substances...
00:30:28--Control Act of 1976.
00:30:31U.S. code, title 15, chapter 53--
00:30:34"--subchapter 1"...
00:30:35--section 2606.
00:30:39Satisfied?
00:30:42Was that specific...
00:30:44--specific enough for you?
00:30:49[SPEAKS IN
00:30:49FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
00:30:55MAN 1 [ON TV]:
00:30:55Threw one in the channel
00:30:55in the 10th.
00:30:57MAN 2: I guess they're even now.
00:30:57MAN 1: Yep.
00:31:01And they're even in this match.
00:31:01Both have...
00:31:03MARIE: All done with lunch?
00:31:03Hm.
00:31:08You hardly touched this.
00:31:10I'm not hungry.
00:31:13Well...
00:31:16I'm leaving the rice pudding.
00:31:19I'm not hungry, Marie.
00:31:20So don't eat it.
00:31:23MAN 1:
00:31:23Speaking of babies,
00:31:24he has a new one, Joseph,
00:31:24and a son, Anthony.
00:31:28[BEEPS]
00:31:32[DISHWASHER WHIRRING]
00:31:38[DOORBELL RINGS]
00:31:46Hey, Marie. How you doing?
00:31:48I'm okay.
00:31:48Is there a problem?
00:31:51No, no.
00:31:51Everything's fine.
00:31:53I'm here for Hank, actually.
00:31:55Oh, you're so sweet.
00:31:55Hank'll be thrilled.
00:32:08MAN [ON TV]:
00:32:08Hard and straight.
00:32:10And makes it the wrong way.
00:32:10MARIE: Sweetie.
00:32:12You have a visitor.
00:32:15Oh, Jesus.
00:32:17What now?
00:32:17She rob a bank?
00:32:19Hey, buddy.
00:32:19How you doing?
00:32:21Oh, well...
00:32:24Can't complain. You know, every day a little better.
00:32:27ROBERTS:
00:32:27That's good.
00:32:28You're looking good.
00:32:28Yeah, well, handsome was never the hard part.
00:32:33[BOTH CHUCKLE]
00:32:34Come on in, grab a seat.
00:32:37Yeah, just throw that stuff anywhere.
00:32:40[SIGHS]
00:32:42Listen, uh... thanks again for the other day.
00:32:46You know, this whole thing, it's, uh...
00:32:50It's been hard on her.
00:32:51Forget it. Glad to help.
00:32:56So rock collecting?
00:32:59They're minerals, but, yeah.
00:33:02It's cataloging.
00:33:02You know, sort them, label them.
00:33:07It's actually a lot of work.
00:33:07Yeah.
00:33:09No, it looks like it.
00:33:13So, what's up?
00:33:15Well, actually, I could use your help on something.
00:33:20Homicide.
00:33:20Possibly drug-related.
00:33:22You want my help on a case?
00:33:25What am I, Ironside?
00:33:27[CHUCKLING]
00:33:27No, but you're a drug cop who knows the local talent.
00:33:30And you're a pal
00:33:30I just did a favor for, so let me pick your brain a sec.
00:33:33You ever come across a guy by the name of Gale Boetticher?
00:33:37No.
00:33:39Someone came along and shot him in the face.
00:33:43Okay.
00:33:43No signs of forced entry, no signs of robbery.
00:33:48Okay, so it's a crime of passion.
00:33:50Where's the drug angle?
00:33:53We found a notebook at his place.
00:33:55I made a copy for you, in case you're interested.
00:33:59Looks like it pertains to some kind of methamphetamine superlab.
00:34:04Yeah.
00:34:05It's filled with scientific formulas and chemical purchase lists, drawings, pages and pages of this stuff.
00:34:13It looks big-time, but I'm no authority, so I wonder if you might take a look?
00:34:19Come on, Tim, seriously?
00:34:23What is this, some sort of a charity thing?
00:34:25Your expertise could be useful here.
00:34:28I'm lying here like third base, living from bowel movement to bowel movement.
00:34:34I'm not even useful to myself.
00:34:38Want my advice?
00:34:40You take this to Steve Gomez.
00:34:42He'll help you out.
00:34:42I give this to Steve Gomez and all of a sudden it becomes a DEA case, what good does that do me?
00:34:51If you could just take a look, tell me what I got here.
00:34:56I'd really appreciate it.
00:35:01Yeah.
00:35:05Whatever.
00:35:09Thanks, man.
00:35:12Take it easy.
00:35:14That's what I do.
00:35:15[LAUGHS]
00:35:31[TV TURNS ON]
00:35:33[CROWD CHEERING ON TV]
00:35:36MAN 1:
00:35:36No, no.
00:35:38MAN 2:
00:35:38The three, seven, nine.
00:35:38He says, "No."
00:35:43[BABY COOING]
00:35:57Well, it was a good try.
00:36:04Here we go.
00:36:04Time for your nap. Yeah.
00:36:09Okay.
00:36:15So...
00:36:18Nail salon sounded promising.
00:36:18What do you think?
00:36:22I think we wait.
00:36:24Wait?
00:36:26Skyler, it has been five hours.
00:36:29He'll call.
00:36:31Just wait.
00:36:31Just wait.
00:36:33Look...
00:36:37It was a good idea. It was a great idea, but it didn't work.
00:36:40So why don't we simply chalk it up as a learning--
00:36:43[PHONE RINGING]
00:36:52White residence.
00:36:55Oh, hello, Mr. Wolynetz.
00:36:57Am I still interested?
00:36:59Well, I think that depends.
00:37:02Yes, 879 was the original offer, but that seems high to me now.
00:37:08Now I'm offering 800.
00:37:08No, no, no.
00:37:10No, don't do that.
00:37:10Why?
00:37:11Well, because you're an unpleasant person,
00:37:13Mr. Wolynetz.
00:37:15You were rude, disrespectful towards my husband.
00:37:18Furthermore, I've met with quite a number of sellers and the market seems much softer than I thought, so 800.
00:37:26[BOGDAN SPEAKING
00:37:26INDISTINCTLY]
00:37:28Uh-huh. Hm.
00:37:31Well, I understand that you're disappointed, but that is my final offer.
00:37:35I'm sorry we couldn't make it work. Goodbye.
00:37:40What are you doing?
00:37:43I'm negotiating.
00:37:45Why?
00:37:47Because I want to pay less.
00:37:48Oh, no.
00:37:50Seventy-nine thousand dollars less?
00:37:53Who cares?
00:37:53Do you know how much I make?
00:37:55Yeah, but that's the very reason we need to negotiate.
00:37:58We don't wanna arouse suspicion by not trying to get a good deal.
00:38:02Look, I get the logic, I do, but you just went too far with it.
00:38:07You're calling him names?
00:38:08I didn't call him names.
00:38:08I said he was unpleasant.
00:38:12[SIGHS]
00:38:15Well, he's not calling you back.
00:38:18I mean, you didn't honestly think that worked?
00:38:24Yeah, I do.
00:38:27No way. Sorry. No.
00:38:29So look, it's time to move on.
00:38:33Okay? I'm gonna call Saul.
00:38:36Where's my phone?
00:38:53[PHONE RINGING]
00:38:58No.
00:38:58What?
00:38:59No, just--
00:38:59What for?
00:39:01Wait. Wait.
00:39:02[RINGING CONTINUES]
00:39:06Oh, my God.
00:39:10Hello.
00:39:13Hello, Mr. Wolynetz.
00:39:15SKETCHY:
00:39:15No one's paying attention to where these things are.
00:39:19There's gotta be thousands of them all over the world coming right for us.
00:39:23And put one inside an ice cream truck, drive it into San Francisco.
00:39:27I'm not even that scared of burning up and cannibalism.
00:39:30To me, the thing that worries me is getting trampled or shoved up against a chain-link fence.
00:39:37If you think about it, if you're against a chain-link fence and you've got a lot, I mean, a lot of people trying to escape, pushing hard enough forward,
00:39:45[GROANS] you are gonna get squeezed right through the chain links.
00:39:51Like Play-Doh or some kind of soft meat.
00:39:55And this is inevitable, okay?
00:39:57And there's nothing you or me or anyone can do about it.
00:40:01And if the fence posts are stuck deep, really deep with the cement, way down inside the ground, it's definitely happening to you.
00:40:10Oh, yeah.
00:40:10Yeah, bitch.
00:40:13Somebody got shot.
00:40:13Somebody probably got shot.
00:40:18Like soft meat, man.
00:40:21Right through. Squeezed through there like soft meat.
00:40:26Like soft meat.
00:40:28Right through the chain links, right through the chain links.
00:40:35Hey. Hey.
00:40:37[SNORING]
00:40:39Money!
00:40:42[ALL CLAMORING]
00:40:51MAN 1:
00:40:51That one was mine.
00:40:53MAN 2: Take it easy!
00:40:53MAN 3: Hey, you took mine, man!
00:40:55WOMAN:
00:40:55Yeah!
00:40:57[PEOPLE SHOUTING]
00:41:13SKYLER:
00:41:13Ooh.
00:41:15Whoa.
00:41:16[BOTH LAUGH]
00:41:18Aww...
00:41:20Nice.
00:41:20Yeah.
00:41:28To clean cars and clean money.
00:41:34Hear, hear.
00:41:42You see?
00:41:44I told you we'd get it.
00:41:46Did you?
00:41:46Mm-hm.
00:41:48Wow. Ha, ha.
00:41:52Seriously.
00:41:53It was really great work.
00:41:56It's impressive.
00:42:00Thank you.
00:42:02And Saul finally came through.
00:42:02Ahem.
00:42:05Well, I mean, he found the guy, right?
00:42:09Well, yes, he found the guy, but I told him what to do and what to say.
00:42:14You're right.
00:42:14That's the hard part.
00:42:18But, yes,
00:42:18Saul was finally useful.
00:42:21Ha, ha.
00:42:21Throw him a bone.
00:42:23[LAUGHS]
00:42:26Mm. Oh, my God.
00:42:30This is truly amazing.
00:42:30Yes, well, it better be.
00:42:33Three hundred twenty dollars a bottle.
00:42:35What?
00:42:37"Cuvée Pol Roger
00:42:37Sir Winston Churchill."
00:42:40Apparently, it was his favorite champagne, so they just named it after him.
00:42:45How did you pay for it?
00:42:45What do you mean?
00:42:49Ah. No. Cash, I paid cash.
00:42:52No, I'm asking how did you,
00:42:52Walter White, an unemployed schoolteacher, pay for it?
00:42:57How do you explain it?
00:42:57Skyler.
00:43:01No one saw me.
00:43:02Whoever sold it to you did.
00:43:04And that's not the point.
00:43:05The point is we're broke, remember?
00:43:08I'm waiting for your unemployment check so I can pay the phone bill.
00:43:13I asked for an extension from the power company. Why?
00:43:15Because on paper, we have no money.
00:43:17You are completely overreacting.
00:43:20I'm not apologizing for wanting to celebrate in some small way.
00:43:24I'm not asking you to apologize, Walt.
00:43:27I'm asking you to be smart.
00:43:29I bought one bottle of champagne.
00:43:32One single bottle, Skyler.
00:43:35I paid cash. That's it.
00:43:38That's all it takes, okay?
00:43:38I mean, look at Watergate.
00:43:40One piece of duct tape on a door brought down the president of the United States.
00:43:46What? I'm Nixon now?
00:43:46No.
00:43:48What I'm saying is the devil is in the details.
00:43:51One little mistake, one slipup in our story, that could ruin us.
00:43:58[SIGHS]
00:44:02Fine.
00:44:04[SIGHS]
00:44:14Gotta destroy the evidence.
00:44:21And when I look at this image
00:44:21that is part of the record,
00:44:24I am very concerned about
00:44:27what sort of distraction
00:44:27that could be,
00:44:28whether it's from
00:44:28any sort of signage,
00:44:31but especially signage that's
00:44:31changing every five seconds.
00:44:34Thank you.
00:44:37MAN:
00:44:37Any other questions?
00:44:39We have a motion
00:44:39and a second on the floor
00:44:42to grant the appeal.
00:44:44All those in favor, raise your
00:44:44hand and say yes. Yes.
00:44:47There's four in the
00:44:47affirmative. Those opposed?
00:44:50There's five no's and the--
00:44:50That motion fails.
00:44:55WOMAN:
00:44:55I would like to make a motion
00:44:55to uphold the decision
00:44:58and the findings of the EBC.
00:45:02MAN:
00:45:02And the motion, then,
00:45:02is seconded by Councilor Cook.
00:45:04Any questions? I see none.
00:45:07All those in favor,
00:45:08signify by saying "yes"
00:45:08to deny the appeal.
00:45:11[INDISTINCT DIALOGUE ON TV]
00:45:16All those in favor,
00:45:16signify by saying "yes."
00:45:19There's five
00:45:19in the affirmative.
00:45:20All those opposed, say "no."
00:45:22There's four in the negative.
00:45:22Now, that passes.
00:45:31[♪♪♪]