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00:00:03So, there I was... fighting the toughest battle of my life... looking around, hoping to spot a friendly face only to discover my colleagues... were gone. I was alone.
00:00:17I admit for a moment there I considered giving up.
00:00:20I could feel the seconds ticking away-- panic building up inside of me.
00:00:24I knew my only chance was to trust my instincts, so I closed my eyes... took a deep breath, and just like that, it came to me-- the answer I was looking for-- a pericardial membrane!
00:00:39Oh! I looked down and punched the answer into my computer terminal just as the buzzer sounded, ending the exam, and that, I suppose is the stuff salutatorians are made of.
00:00:52Salutatorian?
00:00:53Well, I mistook a preganglionic fiber for a postganglionic nerve during the orals, or I would have been valedictorian.
00:01:05It was a trick question.
00:01:06Fascinating.
00:01:08Not nearly as fascinating as when I...
00:01:11SISKO: Dr. Bashir, Chief O'Brien.
00:01:13Report to Landing Pad Five.
00:01:16Bad timing.
00:01:18There'll be another time.
00:01:27Starfleet medical finals.
00:01:28Gets them every time.
00:01:33( grunting )
00:01:34It's no use. Chief!
00:01:38We have to get this hatch open.
00:01:39Lieutenant Dax and Ensign Pauley are trapped in there.
00:01:41The runabout barely made it back through the wormhole.
00:01:43By the time they docked power levels were near zero.
00:01:45There's not even enough juice left in the ship to release the servos. Life support's down.
00:01:50Oxygen levels have dropped dangerously low.
00:01:52Have to burn it through. Forget it, major.
00:01:54The hatch is made of duranium composite.
00:01:55It'll take you an hour to get through it.
00:01:57We don't have that much time. That's odd.
00:01:59How many passengers did you say were on board the Ganges?
00:02:02Two. I'm reading three.
00:02:04O'BRIEN: We need to get power to the hatch servos.
00:02:05Major, hand me the EPI capacitor.
00:02:08There, middle shelf.
00:02:16( powering up )
00:02:18( beeping ) Try her now.
00:02:25( grunting )
00:02:31Dax?
00:02:33I'm fine. Check the others.
00:02:39Vash? That's right.
00:02:41Miles O'Brien, from the Enterprise.
00:02:45Oh. Yes, of course.
00:02:47What are you doing on the Ganges?
00:02:49We found her in the Gamma Quadrant.
00:02:51She'd been there for over two years.
00:02:54Two years?
00:02:55Doctor, we'd better get these people over to the infirmary.
00:03:00Right this way.
00:03:08O'BRIEN: How did you get to the Gamma Quadrant two years ago?
00:03:11A friend dropped me off.
00:03:13Oh.
00:05:21Will I live?
00:05:23You're fine.
00:05:25In fact... you're in remarkable shape.
00:05:29Thank you, doctor. I try.
00:05:32Well, I-I-I-I mean you've, uh... managed quite well considering you've been out of contact with civilization for over two years.
00:05:40Well, I'd hardly call the Gamma Quadrant uncivilized.
00:05:43Some of the cultures I've encountered have histories dating back millions of years.
00:05:47Really? I'd love to hear about them.
00:05:50I mean, we have no idea what's beyond the wormhole.
00:05:53Well, maybe I'll write a book.
00:05:55Well, it's sure to be a best-seller around here.
00:05:58I... well... um... no sign of disease or malnutrition or parasitic infections.
00:06:06You sound disappointed.
00:06:08I am.
00:06:10Now I have no reason to keep you here.
00:06:13Well, you almost make me wish I wasn't feeling well.
00:06:24( sighing )
00:06:26And she claims she knew nothing about the wormhole?
00:06:29She did seem very surprised when I told her about it.
00:06:31I don't think she ever expected to see this part of the galaxy again.
00:06:34How could she get there in the first place if she didn't go through the wormhole?
00:06:38She said she didn't want to talk about it.
00:06:40Said it was a personal matter.
00:06:42This doesn't make sense-- a human alone in the Gamma Quadrant for two years.
00:06:46Let's check her background.
00:06:48See what we can find out about her.
00:06:49She claims to be an archaeologist.
00:06:51That's a good place to start.
00:06:59You sure this place is safe?
00:07:01The Assay Office is the most secure area on the station.
00:07:05The chambers are surrounded on all sides by individual force fields.
00:07:09And how are the locks controlled?
00:07:11Once you secure a chamber, it can't be opened, except with your personal authorization code, combined with a verified retinal print.
00:07:21A Cardassian MK-7 scanner?
00:07:23MK-12.
00:07:24With an L-90 enhanced resolution filter.
00:07:27Well, I suppose that will have to do.
00:07:32Computer, begin inventory for cubicle 19.
00:07:39One statue... stone.
00:07:4230-odd centimeters tall, approximately eight kilograms.
00:07:50Assorted gems.
00:08:01Gold necklace.
00:08:06One dagger... bronze and gold.
00:08:10About 25 centimeters.
00:08:19ASSAYER: Beautiful.
00:08:20I've never seen anything quite like it.
00:08:23Some kind of Promethean quartz.
00:08:27I thought so, too, at first, but its molecular density and refraction index is much higher.
00:08:32Remarkable.
00:08:39End inventory.
00:08:43Please, enter an access code.
00:08:48( beeping )
00:08:59( cubicle closes )
00:09:02All right.
00:09:03I'll be back tomorrow to pick everything up.
00:09:06I've booked passage on the Mulzirak Transport.
00:09:08You're not leaving us so soon, are you?
00:09:11I'm afraid so.
00:09:18The Daystrom Institute will be very disappointed.
00:09:20The Daystrom Institute?
00:09:21Their scientists are anxious to hear about life in the Gamma Quadrant.
00:09:24Every place you've been, everything you've seen, no matter how insignificant, could prove to be important, including how you got there.
00:09:31Sorry, Commander, but that's a...
00:09:33Personal matter. ...personal matter.
00:09:40So now the Daystrom Institute is interested in me.
00:09:43Well, that's ironic.
00:09:45Professor Woo seemed especially eager to speak to you again. Did he really?
00:09:49I suppose he told you he suspended my membership from the Institute's Archaeological Council?
00:09:53On two occasions.
00:09:55Something about the sale of illegal artifacts.
00:09:56Well, when it comes to choosing between science and profit
00:09:59I'll choose profit every time.
00:10:01The professor was hoping you'd make an exception in this case.
00:10:04You know, I haven't been back to Earth in... it must be 12 years.
00:10:08Here's your chance.
00:10:10I could arrange passage.
00:10:12I think I'd like that.
00:10:15Fine. I'll take care of it.
00:10:28I don't understand it, Commander.
00:10:30I can't find anything wrong with her.
00:10:33This ship is completely functional.
00:10:35It didn't look that way this morning.
00:10:37Oh, don't get me wrong.
00:10:38The power reserves are empty.
00:10:40The inertial damping fields are barely operational, and the warp drive containment field's on the verge of collapse.
00:10:46But?
00:10:47But there's nothing wrong with any of them.
00:10:49Once we put power back into her, she should be fully operational.
00:10:53Did you check the central power linkages?
00:10:55Yes, sir. I ran a level-1 diagnostic.
00:10:58Everything checks out. I can't explain it.
00:11:01It's like something tapped into the ship's systems and drained them dry.
00:11:12Tell me, Chief, how well do you know this woman Vash?
00:11:15Hardly at all. Only met her that one time she was aboard the Enterprise.
00:11:18What was she doing there?
00:11:20Well, sir, Vash and Captain Picard were friends-- close friends, if you follow my meaning.
00:11:27Seems they met on Risa a few years back.
00:11:30I figure she must be a special woman, being friends with the captain and all.
00:11:33Somehow, she doesn't seem to be his type.
00:11:35Well, the captain likes a good challenge, sir.
00:11:39( equipment powering down )
00:11:48Status report?
00:11:50We suffered a broad-spectrum power drain.
00:11:52Power transfer is completely inoperative.
00:11:55The energy was drawn out faster than it could handle.
00:11:57I'll have to replace the whole unit.
00:11:59Chief, are you reading any graviton flux around the transfer systems?
00:12:03I am detecting a low-level graviton disturbance.
00:12:05How did you know? That's exactly what happened when we lost power on the Ganges.
00:12:22These were originally Cardassian living quarters.
00:12:24The bed may take some getting used to.
00:12:26As an archaeologist,
00:12:27I've spent half my life sleeping in tents.
00:12:30To me, any bed will be a luxury.
00:12:32You've obviously never slept on a Cardassian mattress.
00:12:37If you need anything, just ask the computer.
00:12:39Thanks, Chief.
00:12:40Oh, by the way, how's Jean-Luc?
00:12:43The Captain? Mm-hmm.
00:12:45The last time I saw him, he was fine.
00:12:47Well, now that I'm back, I'll have to look him up.
00:13:23Really, Vash, I can't believe you're still pining for Jean-Luc-- that self-righteous do-gooder.
00:13:30I should have listened to him when he warned me about you.
00:13:33You're hurt, you strike back,
00:13:34I understand, but be of good cheer.
00:13:36I bring you wonderful news-- I'm back.
00:13:38And I can see now it was cruel of me to leave you.
00:13:42Very touching, but you didn't leave me, I left you.
00:13:45You left me, I left you-- details, mere details.
00:13:47The important thing is we're back together again-- a team.
00:13:50Joined together at the hip.
00:13:52Not a chance.
00:13:53You know you're going to miss me.
00:13:55Don't flatter yourself.
00:13:59You know, I thought we'd first visit the Teleris Cluster, look in on the star dancers at Mundahla or maybe head over to the Lantar Nebula and view the Sampalo relic on Hoek IV.
00:14:09Not interested.
00:14:11I know-- Vadris III, charming little world.
00:14:15The natives think they're the only intelligent life in the universe.
00:14:18No!
00:14:24All right. You choose then.
00:14:26I choose never to go anywhere with you again, Q.
00:14:29You don't know what you're missing.
00:14:31When we started this little partnership,
00:14:33I promised to take you places no human had ever seen before.
00:14:35And you have.
00:14:37It was wonderful.
00:14:39Thank you.
00:14:40Now, goodbye.
00:14:42Two years in the Gamma Quadrant hardly qualifies as a grand tour of the universe.
00:14:47There's still the Delta Quadrant to explore, not to mention all the other galaxies.
00:14:52It's over, Q. I want you out of my life.
00:14:54You are arrogant, you're overbearing, and you think you know everything.
00:14:58But I do know everything.
00:15:00That makes it even worse.
00:15:03All right, fine.
00:15:05What is it you really want?
00:15:06I want the life I had before I met you.
00:15:11And a stellar life, indeed.
00:15:13The eminent Vash-- barred from the Royal Museum of Epsilon Hydra VII.
00:15:19Persona non grata on Betazed.
00:15:21Wanted dead on Myrmidon for stealing the Crown of the First Mother.
00:15:25Dead or alive.
00:15:27Preferably dead.
00:15:29It's a wonder you haven't offended every sentient race in the galaxy.
00:15:33You're the one who almost got me killed on Erriakang VII.
00:15:36And they weren't exactly thrilled to see you on Brax either.
00:15:38What did they call you, "the god of lies"?
00:15:40They meant it affectionately.
00:15:42( door chimes )
00:15:43Come in.
00:15:45I...
00:15:47Go away.
00:15:48Q, bring him back.
00:15:50What business could you possibly have with that disgusting little troll?
00:15:54I don't know. You didn't give him time to tell me.
00:15:56Now, bring him back this instant.
00:15:59All right.
00:16:04Can I help you?
00:16:08My name is Quark.
00:16:09It's, uh, it's come to my attention that you have access to certain... items.
00:16:16Items that might perhaps turn a tidy profit?
00:16:22I'm listening.
00:16:23For a percentage,
00:16:26I might be able to arrange a buyer for your trinkets, perhaps an auction.
00:16:35I'll only accept payment in gold-pressed latinum.
00:16:38I'll shower you in it-- 50-50.
00:16:42Mr. Quark, I believe you are trying to take advantage of me.
00:16:46( laughing )
00:16:49Some wine?
00:16:51Oh, oh...
00:16:53( moaning in pleasure )
00:16:55You have a talent for oo-mox.
00:16:58So I've been told.
00:17:01I'll not be distracted by your feminine wiles.
00:17:05I demand 40%.
00:17:09All right, 30...
00:17:12What magnificent cartilage.
00:17:1522, and don't stop.
00:17:17You've got a deal.
00:17:22I expect you'll make all the necessary arrangements?
00:17:26Oh, you're good.
00:17:29You're very, very good.
00:17:42( sighs ) How perfectly vile.
00:17:45If that's the sort of company you kept before meeting me, it's no wonder you ended up with Picard.
00:17:49Go away.
00:17:50( door chimes ) Enter.
00:17:52Aren't we the hub of activity? ( Q disappears )
00:17:54I'm sorry, am I interrupting anything?
00:17:57No, come in, doctor.
00:17:58Thank you, and please call me Julian.
00:18:00Julian, is this medical business?
00:18:03Well, to tell the truth, I tried to come up with some official reason for dropping by, but your excellent health has robbed me of any excuses.
00:18:10Well, that didn't seem to stop you.
00:18:11So, I thought I'd contribute to your good health by buying you dinner.
00:18:15Quark's makes a delicious couscous, and the company, I hope, might be mildly entertaining.
00:18:20Sounds like fun.
00:18:24Uh, though, I would like to, uh, freshen up first.
00:18:28Could I meet you there in, say, 20 minutes or so?
00:18:31Those 20 minutes will seem like an eternity.
00:18:41These mating rituals you humans indulge in are really quite disgusting. Get out.
00:18:45You know you don't mean it. Out!
00:18:46You're making a terrible mistake.
00:18:48You'll be lost without me.
00:18:49I can take care of myself.
00:18:51Really? Well, we'll see about that.
00:18:57( sighs )
00:19:06Oh, just a cup of mint tea, please.
00:19:07( tsking ) You're making a terrible mistake.
00:19:11Why? The replicators haven't malfunctioned again?
00:19:15I'm talking about Vash.
00:19:17Stay away from her.
00:19:18My God, you're an impertinent waiter.
00:19:20I'm a friend. I'm giving you friendly advice.
00:19:23She's nothing but trouble.
00:19:24Really? Well, I don't see that it's any of your business who I see.
00:19:28In fact, I'm having dinner with her now.
00:19:30Are you sure you're up to it? You look tired.
00:19:32I feel fine.
00:19:34No, no, no, you look very, very, tired.
00:19:37( yawning )
00:19:44Oh, God.
00:19:46Funny, I...
00:19:48I do feel a bit... a bit spent.
00:19:50Maybe I should...
00:19:52Maybe I should go lie down for a, for a minute.
00:19:57Hopefully, by yourself for a change.
00:20:01Bloody hell.
00:20:03Sir, the Klingon scout ship has departed Docking Bay 11.
00:20:08Good. I'll tell Odo he can relax now.
00:20:12We've got a problem, sir.
00:20:14I just saw Q on the Promenade.
00:20:16Q here? What's Q?
00:20:18A powerful and extremely unpredictable entity.
00:20:21I was at a Starfleet briefing on him two years ago.
00:20:24Blasted menace is what he is.
00:20:26DAX: What does he want with us?
00:20:28Whatever it is, you can be sure we won't like it.
00:20:30You might ask Vash.
00:20:31Why Vash?
00:20:33They know each other.
00:20:34From the Enterprise?
00:20:36I believe they actually met in Sherwood Forest.
00:20:38It was one of the little jokes
00:20:40Q played on the Enterprise crew.
00:20:47Main power grid has dropped 80%.
00:20:49Sensors are reading a massive graviton build-up.
00:20:52How long will it take to bring us back up to full power?
00:20:54It's already beginning to normalize.
00:20:56You know, if we have one of these outages during a docking procedure, we could lose an entire pylon.
00:21:02I've double-checked every system.
00:21:03For the first time in a month there's nothing wrong with any of them.
00:21:07It's got to be Q-- another one of his stupid jokes.
00:21:11I'm not laughing.
00:21:13I figured we'd auction this off last.
00:21:16Interesting, but hardly of any intrinsic value.
00:21:20Really? I thought it was the best piece in the collection.
00:21:22Oh, obviously, my associates have more sophisticated tastes than what you're used to, but, uh, just so it's not a total loss,
00:21:30I'll take it off your hands for, say, seven bars of gold-pressed latinum.
00:21:34It's worth 50 times as much.
00:21:36( laughing ): Ridiculous.
00:21:39All right, 18, but you must swear never to tell a soul about my foolish generosity.
00:21:45If you want it, you're going to have to be a lot more foolish than that.
00:21:49All right, 30. Now, give it to me.
00:21:51Bidding starts at 200 bars of gold latinum.
00:21:55I can't decide what's more intoxicating-- this Gamzian wine, or your negotiating skills.
00:22:02We need to talk.
00:22:04The lady and I are having a private conversation.
00:22:07It can wait.
00:22:16Tell me, Commander, where is that doctor of yours?
00:22:19He was supposed to meet me here a half an hour ago.
00:22:22Tell me about Q.
00:22:23I'll tell you anything you want to know, Commander.
00:22:25( whistles )
00:22:27Just answer one question-- is Starfleet penalizing you or did you actually request such a dismal command?
00:22:41I want you off this station.
00:22:43Don't be hasty, my happy-go-lucky friend.
00:22:45This dreary little gulag could use a little color, some excitement.
00:22:49And who better to provide that than moi?
00:22:53Although, I must admit, I like your new tailor.
00:22:57I'm not impressed by your parlor tricks.
00:22:59These power outages are going to stop, right now.
00:23:02Why tell me?
00:23:03Oh... oh, yes, of course, go ahead, blame Q if it makes you feel any better.
00:23:08I suppose it's my fate to be the galaxy's whipping boy.
00:23:11Oh, heavy is the burden of being me.
00:23:14If you're looking for sympathy, you've come to the wrong place.
00:23:17Actually, what I was hoping for was a little witty repartee but I can see I'm not going to get any of that either.
00:23:23At least your beloved Jean-Luc knew how to turn a phrase.
00:23:26Take a hint, Q. No one wants you around.
00:23:29Really, Vash, this playing hard to get is growing tedious.
00:23:32Let's not forget that I'm the Q, and you the lowly human.
00:23:36I'll decide when this partnership is over.
00:23:39Understand?
00:23:40Why don't you and I continue this discussion in private?
00:23:44Excellent idea.
00:23:46You're right.
00:23:47This is an excellent idea.
00:23:49Sisko to Ops.
00:23:51All gone.
00:23:54Bring them back, Q. Now!
00:23:57Or what?
00:23:58You'll thrash me?
00:23:59Shall we settle this mano a mano?
00:24:03Marquis of Queensberry rules?
00:24:06What?
00:24:07Fisticuffs, pugilism, the manly art of self-defense.
00:24:11Come on.
00:24:13Isn't this all wonderfully barbaric?
00:24:16Go on, take a poke at me.
00:24:17I know that's what you really want to do, come on.
00:24:19I'll wager five bars of latinum on Sisko. You're on.
00:24:23Fight back. This is supposed to be brutal.
00:24:36You can pay me out of your profits from the auction.
00:24:40You hit me.
00:24:42Picard never hit me.
00:24:44I'm not Picard.
00:24:46Indeed not.
00:24:47You're much easier to provoke.
00:24:50How fortunate for me.
00:25:20Oh! Not again.
00:25:26Damn it, Q. Enough is enough.
00:25:29We're losing atmosphere.
00:25:31Decompression protocol.
00:25:33Mr. O'Brien, raise the confinement shields.
00:25:40Shields up.
00:25:41Damage report.
00:25:42We've got a minor hull breach in one of the upper bulkheads.
00:25:46I'm getting reports of hull fractures throughout the station.
00:25:49Emergency systems appear to be functioning.
00:25:52Repair crews are responding.
00:26:00The breach was caused by some kind of focused graviton pulse.
00:26:04Every time we've had a power drain, it's been followed by an increase in the graviton field.
00:26:09If this continues, we could wind up with a breach in one of our reactor cores.
00:26:13We'd lose half the station.
00:26:14Maybe it's time we opened negotiations with Q.
00:26:18I'm not convinced Q is behind this.
00:26:20Playing with the lights and punching holes in the hull doesn't strike me as his style.
00:26:27You wanted to see me?
00:26:30Make it quick. I have important business.
00:26:32Yes, I know.
00:26:34You're auctioning off some artifacts from the Gamma Quadrant.
00:26:39You were eavesdropping on my conversation with Vash.
00:26:44( snickers )
00:26:46What were you this time?
00:26:49The table? One of the chairs?
00:26:53The wine bottle.
00:26:56When are you going to realize that you have no secrets from me?
00:27:01I have nothing to hide.
00:27:02I'm selling quality merchandise to select clientele.
00:27:05And what makes them so select?
00:27:08They're all ridiculously wealthy... and not too bright.
00:27:15I'll never understand this obsession with accumulating material wealth.
00:27:19You spend your entire life plotting and scheming to acquire more and more possessions until your living areas are bursting with useless junk. Then you die.
00:27:30Your relatives sell everything and start the cycle all over again.
00:27:38Isn't there anything you... desire?
00:27:44I have my work.
00:27:46What more do I need?
00:27:47A suit of the finest Andorian silk?
00:27:52A ring of pure Surax?
00:27:55A complete set of Tanesh pottery?
00:28:00How about a latinum-plated bucket to sleep in?
00:28:09Ah.
00:28:10Ahh...
00:28:19Well, I'm glad to see you've packed.
00:28:21I hope you said goodbye to all your newfound friends.
00:28:23I don't have time for this.
00:28:25You've led a charmed life these past two years under my benevolent protection.
00:28:30I can take care of myself.
00:28:32Really?
00:28:34Do you remember that tiny little insect bite you had on Erabus Prime?
00:28:40If I hadn't been there...
00:28:48I am not going with you.
00:28:51The galaxy can be a dangerous place when you're on your own.
00:29:00It's over, Q.
00:29:04( groaning )
00:29:13I leave you now to reconsider my offer of friendship.
00:29:35SISKO: Station Log, Stardate 46531.2.
00:29:38The station's power is continuing to be drained
00:29:41and converted into gravitons.
00:29:43At this rate, our life-support systems will fail in 14 hours.
00:29:46Sir, we'll never find the source of the power drain using these bloody Cardassian internal sensors.
00:29:52They're just not sensitive enough.
00:29:54What if we make the power drain easier to detect.
00:29:56If we flood the station with ionized tritium gas, we should be able to trace the particle flow to the source.
00:30:02Tritium?
00:30:04Isn't that pretty toxic?
00:30:05Only when it's highly concentrated.
00:30:07We'd only use a very small amount.
00:30:09Do it.
00:30:11Unless we get this under control in the next eight hours, we'll begin evacuation procedures.
00:30:16Still chasing your own tail? Picard and his lackeys would have solved all this technobabble hours ago.
00:30:21No wonder you're not commanding a starship.
00:30:24Security to Ops.
00:30:26Well, aren't we the feisty little go-getter.
00:30:29I'd keep my eye on this one.
00:30:31Chances are she's after your job.
00:30:33Why don't you do something constructive for a change-- like torment Cardassians.
00:30:38Do I know you?
00:30:40O'Brien. From the Enterprise.
00:30:43Enterprise?
00:30:45Oh, yes.
00:30:46Weren't you one of the little people?
00:30:50Quite a motley crew you've assembled here, Benji.
00:30:55My advice to you is to evacuate now and save all this pointless guesswork.
00:31:00Q, either you tell us what's going on or get the hell out of the way.
00:31:03I'll tell you what's going on.
00:31:05While you're here conducting futile experiments,
00:31:07Vash is below engaged in base commerce and setting Federation ethics back 200 years.
00:31:14Believe me, gang, she's far more dangerous to you than I.
00:31:33Kolos, my friend.
00:31:35I don't know which pleases me more-- your smiling face or your overflowing purse.
00:31:40Quark, you obsequious toad.
00:31:42Your so-called
00:31:43Gamma Quadrant merchandise had better be legitimate or I'll toss you out the nearest airlock.
00:31:49No cause for alarm.
00:31:51Each piece comes complete with a statement of authenticity from Vash-- the Federation's foremost expert on the Gamma Quadrant.
00:32:00In that case, stop sniveling and give me a synthale.
00:32:10Are they all that pleasant?
00:32:14I don't care about their manners.
00:32:16The important thing is they're honest collectors of antiquities-- every one.
00:32:22How honest?
00:32:24As honest as you and I.
00:32:26Well, then, we'd better keep a close eye on them.
00:32:29My dear, I've been thinking.
00:32:33What would you say to a permanent partnership?
00:32:37What with your knowledge of the Gamma Quadrant and my business connections, we could make a fortune.
00:32:45Sorry, Quark, but I've slept in my last tent.
00:32:48I'm looking forward to a nice, quiet life back on Earth.
00:32:52You won't last a month.
00:32:54You're like me.
00:32:56You live for excitement, adventure and profit.
00:32:58Not anymore.
00:33:00Would you care to make a wager on that?
00:33:06The graviton field has increased by 60%.
00:33:09How soon can we begin the sensor sweep?
00:33:11Not until we've increased tritium levels to one part per million.
00:33:15Should only be another seven, eight minutes.
00:33:17Commander, we're being pulled out of our normal position.
00:33:20Use control thrusters to stabilize the station.
00:33:22Firing thrusters.
00:33:31We're still moving.
00:33:33O'BRIEN: If the graviton field is feeding off the station's power maybe we can cut its supply by shutting down the reactors.
00:33:39Put life support on emergency backup.
00:33:41Take everything else off line.
00:33:47We're still moving out of position.
00:33:49What's our heading?
00:33:52Bearing 157 mark 13.
00:33:56Straight into the wormhole.
00:34:14Now, as you know, payment must be in gold-pressed latinum and all transactions are final. Hmm?
00:34:27Remember, bid high, and bid often.
00:34:31Ladies and gentlemen, our first item is a statue from the Gamma Quadrant's Verath system.
00:34:37Now, I suppose I should take a minute to tell you a little bit about the Verathan civilization, which reached its height some 30,000 years ago and spanned over two dozen systems interconnected by a highly developed trade and communications network.
00:34:53This statue represents Drohlak-- the Prime Ossemite of the 19th dynasty.
00:34:57Vash, what are you doing?
00:34:59I'm placing the statue in its historical context.
00:35:02Give me that.
00:35:03This isn't the Daystrom Institute.
00:35:06Watch closely.
00:35:11Friends... it's rare... it's beautiful... and it's a Gamma Quadrant original!
00:35:19And it can be yours for the right price.
00:35:21Bidding will start at ten bars of gold-pressed latinum.
00:35:26Make it ten.
00:35:28Fifteen?
00:35:30Sixteen?
00:35:32Who will say 17 and be the first to own a piece of the Gamma Quadrant?
00:35:37O'BRIEN: Tritium levels throughout the station have reached one part per million.
00:35:41Initiating sensor sweep.
00:35:47We can rule out the docking ring.
00:35:49The tritium gas seems to be draining towards the central core. Where in the central core?
00:35:54O'BRIEN: Let me see if I can get a more precise reading.
00:35:58It's not clear enough.
00:36:02I can't pinpoint an exact location.
00:36:04Based on our current trajectory... we'll hit the wormhole in 18 minutes.
00:36:10SISKO: What the hell could be pulling us into the wormhole?
00:36:16Do we have time to transfer auxiliary power to the deflectors, Chief?
00:36:19Sir, there's not enough power left to make any difference.
00:36:22If we get sucked into that wormhole, we'll be in a billion pieces by the time we reach the Gamma Quadrant.
00:36:29Sold to Kolos for 36 bars of gold-pressed latinum.
00:36:38Next, we have... a dagger... studded with some very interesting-looking gems.
00:36:48Think of it as a weapon and an investment.
00:36:53Bidding will start at 40.
00:36:55Forty.
00:36:57Forty-two?
00:37:00Forty-two.
00:37:01Forty-five?
00:37:03Don't hold back.
00:37:05You know you want it.
00:37:06Give me 50.
00:37:0850. We have 50.
00:37:10I hate to interrupt such a thrilling display of naked avarice, but I thought it was only right of me to warn you that this station is hurtling towards its doom, and it's very unlikely that any of you will survive to enjoy your purchases.
00:37:25I just thought I'd mention it. Please, carry on.
00:37:28Ladies and gentlemen, I assure you, everything is under control.
00:37:32Drinks for everyone, and free use of the holosuites at the conclusion of the auction, eh?
00:37:37I don't think I realized until this moment how evil you really are.
00:37:42You would kill all these people to get even with me.
00:37:45Well, I must admit, the thought had occurred to me, but this station is in enough trouble without me, although I'd be glad to save you.
00:37:53All you have to do is ask.
00:37:54I'll take my chances with the others.
00:37:57As you choose.
00:38:00I'm going to just sit right here and watch.
00:38:03I've never seen a space station torn apart by a wormhole before.
00:38:06QUARK: 100!
00:38:08Sold to my cousin Stol for 105 bars of gold-pressed latinum.
00:38:13What if we pumped more tritium gas into the central core?
00:38:16The sensors might be more accurate with a greater concentration. It might work, but in four years, we'd all be dead from tritium poisoning.
00:38:23Wait a minute. Of course.
00:38:25Bring the reactors back on line.
00:38:27The reactors? But they'll just feed more energy into the graviton field.
00:38:31If we generate enough energy, it should create a power drain big enough to trace.
00:38:35It might also push us faster into the wormhole.
00:38:37A lot faster.
00:38:39It's a chance we've got to take.
00:38:41Bring us to full power, Mr. O'Brien.
00:38:43Everything you've got.
00:38:45Aye, sir.
00:38:48Sold to Rul the Obscure for 151 latinum bars.
00:38:55And now... our final item, and I think you'll agree with me it was well worth the wait.
00:39:16Bidding will start at 200 bars of gold-pressed latinum.
00:39:23Two hundred?
00:39:25Can I get 250? 250. 300, anyone?
00:39:29Three hundred bars of gold-pressed latinum.
00:39:33Three hundred-fifty?
00:39:35Here. Four hundred?
00:39:37Four hundred.
00:39:38Five? Five!
00:39:40Five hundred and twenty?
00:39:43Six hundred bars of gold- pressed latinum.
00:39:48DAX: It's not in any of the crossover bridges or in the habitat ring.
00:39:53It's in the upper core.
00:39:54Three minutes, 14 seconds to the wormhole.
00:39:58We're picking up speed.
00:39:59I've got it.
00:40:01The power drain's coming from the Promenade.
00:40:03Chief, you have Ops.
00:40:072,500.
00:40:122,500, and one.
00:40:24This way.
00:40:323,000 bars of latinum.
00:40:35My final offer.
00:40:363,000 bars!
00:40:38A million.
00:40:41A million bars of gold-pressed latinum.
00:40:45Over here. A million going once...
00:40:47It's by the podium.
00:40:48A million going twice... That's it.
00:40:50Three times.
00:40:51This auction's over. Sold.
00:40:53Chief, shut down the reactors. We've found it.
00:40:55And it's about time, too.
00:40:57Sorry, all transactions are final.
00:40:59This item belongs to that gentleman over there.
00:41:02I'm reading a massive graviton buildup inside this container.
00:41:05It's increasing exponentially.
00:41:07We have to get it off the station now.
00:41:09Chief, lock onto my combadge.
00:41:11Prepare to transport it 500 meters off the docking ring.
00:41:14But I haven't been paid.
00:41:16Energize.
00:41:49SISKO: Station Log, Stardate 46532.3.
00:41:53With the embryonic life-form off the station,
00:41:55graviton levels have returned to normal.
00:41:57We've used the control thrusters
00:41:59to return the station to its original position.
00:42:02So... you're off to the Daystrom Institute.
00:42:06Bet you can hardly wait.
00:42:07Long, boring lectures, endless conferences, whining students dogging your every step.
00:42:16Sounds delightful.
00:42:18Of course...
00:42:21No, you wouldn't be interested.
00:42:23In what?
00:42:28I hear they've uncovered the ruins of a Rokai provincial capital on Tartaras V.
00:42:35If you could obtain some Rokain artifacts...
00:42:40Forget it, Quark.
00:42:42I'm going back to Earth.
00:42:43Have it your way.
00:42:45Q: An abysmal place.
00:42:48Tartaras V?
00:42:50Earth. Oh, don't get me wrong.
00:42:52A thousand years ago, it had character.
00:42:54Crusades, Spanish Inquisition, Watergate.
00:42:59Now it's just mind-numbingly dull.
00:43:01Well, then, by all means, don't come with me.
00:43:06I think you'd be much happier poking about the ruins of Tartaras V.
00:43:12I don't need your advice.
00:43:15You really think I...?
00:43:19You know, I still feel that I owe you a million bars of gold-pressed latinum.
00:43:24Keep it-- just give me back my life.
00:43:28You'll regret it if I do.
00:43:29I'm willing to take my chances.
00:43:32All right, if you insist.
00:43:35But it's not going to be the same without you.
00:43:37When I look at a gas nebula, all I see is a cloud of dust.
00:43:41Seeing the universe through your eyes,
00:43:43I was able to experience... wonder.
00:43:48I'm going to miss that.
00:43:52Well, I guess in some ways, I'm going to miss you, too.
00:43:57Maybe I could drop in sometime.
00:44:00Oh, God, I hope not.
00:44:04Hey, Quark.
00:44:06What's the quickest way to Tartaras V?
00:44:08Ah...
00:44:24I feel as though I've been asleep for days.
00:44:27What?
00:44:30Did I miss something?