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Crossfire

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One raktajino, extra hot, two measures of kava.

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Time?

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COMPUTER: 0759 hours.

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Ah.

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Good morning.

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Major.

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So...

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( sighs )

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How many have we got?

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16 items.

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Oh, the station's criminal element has been busy this week.

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Oh, nothing out of the ordinary.

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Three petty thefts, two incidents of disorderly conduct, one assault...

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Ijarna's wife hit him again?

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Why does he stay with her?

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Skip to item 12.

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"Public lewdness."

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The same night Ijarna reported the assault,

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I found him and his wife... behind the Information Kiosk on the second level.

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That answers my question.

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What about item seven?

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Ah.

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One of my deputies caught Oguy Jel scrawling political graffiti on a wall in section 4.

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He's always riled up about something, isn't he?

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What is it this time?

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He was protesting First Minister Shakaar's upcoming visit to the station.

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He's been handing out leaflets saying

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Shakaar should drop the petition to join the Federation.

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Well, leaflets are one thing.

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Vandalism is quite another.

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Oguy spent a night in a holding cell for his trouble, and I understand the Arbiter has sentenced him to three weeks community service... on sanitation duty.

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( chuckles ) Just make sure he scrubs that wall clean before Shakaar gets here.

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I don't want him to see it.

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Right.

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I'd like to file a complaint.

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Not now, Quark.

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A noise complaint against you.

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We are conducting station business.

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My quarters are right below his.

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You wouldn't believe the racket he makes.

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Quark! Do you know what it's like to hear someone practice shape-shifting?

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Last night, it sounded like a Takaran wildebeest was tromping around up there.

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That was for all of five minutes.

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Once you complained, I took the form of a Rafalian mouse.

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Yeah, little tiny feet skittering across the floor.

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Back and forth, back and forth.

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You could hear that? Hello?

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Sometimes I can even hear him... oozing around.

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Well, maybe you should change quarters.

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Maybe he should have a little more consideration.

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Shape-shifting in the middle of the night-- there ought to be a regulation against that.

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Come back in half an hour.

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I'll be happy to take your complaint then.

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Oh, I'll be back.

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You can count on it.

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It's just Quark's luck that you would be assigned quarters right above his.

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Luck had nothing to do with it.

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I don't know why Captain Sisko insists on having me here.

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I'm not a senior officer.

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Well, maybe he just wanted to see you in your dress uniform.

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It does show off your figure.

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Why, thank you.

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Good of you to make it, old man.

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Shakaar's transport just docked.

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Sorry. There were so many people on the Promenade.

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It was hard to get through.

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KIRA: I hope Shakaar's gotten better at speaking in front of groups.

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He used to mumble his way through mission briefings.

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Everyone in our resistance cell had to learn to lip-read.

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( door opens )

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Welcome to Deep Space 9, Minister.

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Well, thank you, Captain.

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I've been looking forward to visiting the station and to meeting the Emissary.

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Uh... this is part of my senior staff.

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Lieutenant Commander Jadzia Dax.

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Chief of Operations Miles O'Brien.

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Dr. Bashir, and, of course you know Major Kira.

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Nerys.

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Good to see you again, Edon.

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Well, I guess I should introduce my senior staff.

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There he is.

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Sarish Rez, the First Minister's adjutant.

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A pleasure. Come this way.

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There's quite a crowd on the Promenade waiting to see you.

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Oh, can't wait.

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DAX: Why didn't you tell me?

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What? He's so good-looking.

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( buzz of expectant conversation )

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SISKO: The guards will escort you to the podium whenever you're ready.

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Don't forget to mention the transit subsidies you just allocated.

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Tell them they can expect the price of transport to Bajor to start dropping within a few months, and remember-- enunciate.

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Let's go.

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Good luck.

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Yeah.

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ODO: Odo to Captain Sisko.

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Go ahead, Constable.

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I've just received a disturbing communication.

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I have reason to believe someone is planning to assassinate First Minister Shakaar.

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As far as I'm concerned, we should have gotten the First Minister off that podium as soon as we received the information.

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If Shakaar canceled his public appearances every time someone threatened his life, he would never leave his office.

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We're not talking about some disgruntled shopkeeper who writes a letter threatening Shakaar for raising his taxes.

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We're talking about a Cardassian extremist group that's already succeeded in assassinating two Bajoran officials.

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I know all about "The True Way," and what they're capable of.

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My sources in the Cardassian civilian government believe The True Way already has an operative in place aboard the station. I suggest you cancel the First Minister's conference and reschedule it at another location.

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Absolutely not.

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Nothing is going to keep Shakaar from meeting those delegates tomorrow.

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Bajor's effort to join the Federation hinges on what happens over the next few days.

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Shouldn't the decision be up to the First Minister?

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It will be.

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But I already know what he's going to say.

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KIRA: So do I.

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Shakaar knows better than anyone you can't capitulate to terrorists.

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He used to be one, and the day the Cardassians started to negotiate with him was the day he knew they'd been beaten. He'll stay.

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SISKO: I suppose if I were in his position, I'd do the same.

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Constable, I want station security stepped up for the duration of Shakaar's visit.

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The First Minister will have round-the-clock protection.

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I'd like to deploy Starfleet Security personnel in addition to my own deputies. Of course.

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Commander Eddington is on leave. I'll ask Mr. Worf to head up Starfleet Security while he's gone.

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I have cleared the rooms above, below and to both sides of the First Minister's quarters.

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I would recommend clearing that entire section of the Habitat Ring.

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I'm afraid that isn't feasible.

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There are over 1,200 people living there.

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Providing security was difficult enough aboard the Enterprise.

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It appears to be next to impossible on this station.

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It isn't easy.

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I prefer a more... orderly environment.

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We have that in common.

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My people have an innate need for order.

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How do you tolerate living here?

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I make order where I can.

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For one thing, I have a daily routine which I follow unwaveringly.

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The shopkeepers on the Promenade joke that they can set their clocks by me.

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Unfortunately, I have found it difficult to establish a routine here.

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There are other ways to create order in your life-- your quarters, for example.

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Everything in mine has its specific place, and it's all arranged just so.

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Yes, mine, too. Even with my eyes closed,

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I would still know where everything was.

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Exactly.

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I would not tolerate it any other way.

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I'll tell you what else to do.

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Make sure everyone knows they can't just drop by your quarters to say "hello."

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If someone does, whatever happens, don't make them feel welcome.

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Of course not.

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That would only invite subsequent visits.

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Precisely.

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So far, the only person that has a tendency to "drop by" is Chief O'Brien.

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That's probably because he knows you from the Enterprise.

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Perhaps if I am more... inhospitable, he will stop.

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Good luck.

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Odo to Worf.

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WORF: Go ahead.

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The guards are in position.

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The corridors between Shakaar's quarters and the Wardroom have been cleared. WORF: Acknowledged.

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The First Minister is scheduled to leave for the reception in half an hour.

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The Wardroom will be scanned and secured well before then.

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( door opens )

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You must be Odo. First Minister.

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I was hoping I'd get to meet you.

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I just wish it wasn't under these circumstances.

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We're ready to go.

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Well, the reception doesn't start for another...

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I know.

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I want to stop by the Promenade and visit the Temple first.

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Why wasn't I told about this?

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I didn't know myself until a moment ago.

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Is there a problem?

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I would have posted extra security on the Promenade.

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Oh, well, we'll just, uh, slip in.

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I'll stay for a few minutes, and then we'll slip out.

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With all due respect, sir, now that you're First Minister, you can't slip in or out of bed without people noticing.

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( laughs )

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Maybe not, but that doesn't mean

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I'm going to stay in bed all day.

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Odo to Worf.

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There's been a change of plans.

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SHAKAAR: I understand you used to work for the Cardassians when they were running this station.

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I was in charge of keeping order on the Promenade.

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They could have given that job to one of their own people.

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They must have thought very highly of you.

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Humph. I know Kira does.

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She once told me she trusted you with her life.

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Well, I'm gratified to hear that.

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I always found her to be a good judge of character.

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So I'll trust you with mine, too.

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Oh, it's him.

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First Minister.

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Gentlemen, how are you? Hi.

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How are you today?

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Worf to Odo. We have secured the Temple.

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I'll try to get him inside as soon as I can.

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Welcome.

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Pleasure to see you here.

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How do you do?

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Pleasure.

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FEMALE: It's nice to meet you.

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I appreciate you being here.

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Thank you.

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Nice to see you.

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( exhales )

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KIRA: Is it always like this?

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It's not often that people get a chance to talk to the First Minister.

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And besides, have you ever met a Bajoran who didn't have a fervent opinion about everything from prophetic interpretation to farm policy?

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I guess not.

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Is that Vedek Tonsa?

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Yes, it is.

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I hear he's an excellent springball player.

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Oh, the best on the station. Why?

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Well, I think I'll see if we can arrange a game.

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Oh, you better be good.

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I'm terrible.

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But it will give me a chance to talk to him about supporting Shakaar in the Vedek Assembly.

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Do you have to stare like that?

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I think it's making people nervous.

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Good.

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You know...

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I've been meaning to ask you.

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Why don't you wear that belt anymore?

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I don't know.

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It didn't really serve a purpose.

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It's not as if I needed it to hold my pants up.

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I just thought it looked good on you.

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That's all.

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Really?

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Really.

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Well... if you say so.

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Better?

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Much.

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I guess I'll turn in.

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Of course.

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Good night, Major.

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Good night.

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Will you excuse me?

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Nerys... where are you going?

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You haven't even said hello.

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You were so busy.

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I didn't want to bother you.

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You wouldn't be bothering me.

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You'd be rescuing me.

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That bad?

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You have no idea.

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Then I supposed now wouldn't be a good time for me to give you my opinion on how Bajor should be dealing with the Klingons.

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Actually, it would.

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But not here.

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I was joking.

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Fine.

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We'll talk about something else.

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Care for some hasperat?

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You know I don't eat. Have some.

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I'm charging by the head for this little function, and you do have a head... for the moment.

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Let's take a walk.

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Okay.

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ODO: Minister?

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Uh, we're going to take a stroll.

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If you tell me where you're going,

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I'll secure your route.

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If I knew where we were going, it wouldn't be a stroll, would it?

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I suppose not.

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I'll escort you.

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Fine, but, uh, just you.

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Oh, and, uh, don't stay too close, huh?

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( indistinct conversation )

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( Kira laughing )

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( laughter continues )

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Let's go.

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Where?

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Back to my quarters.

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This way.

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I take it the negotiations aren't going all that well.

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How'd you know?

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The truth is the Bajorans are even less successful than most humanoids at hiding their emotions.

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So you're saying it's as plain as the nose on my face?

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I've been working with the Federation for a number of years.

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They claim to be open and understanding, but somehow, they're always convinced that they're right.

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It can be exasperating at times.

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I've been trying to get them to cut the timetable for Bajor's admittance into the Federation by half, but every time I think I've made them understand my reasons, they remind me that every member of the Federation has gone through the same admittance process.

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And why should Bajor be any different?

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I can't think of a single reason.

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Unless, of course, you take into account the effect that 50 years of occupation might have on a society.

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Thank you.

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You know, I've been a soldier, and I've been a politician, and I have to say I'm beginning to think that being a soldier was easier.

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Ahh...

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Well, I'm afraid I don't know much about politics.

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Well, you agree with me.

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As far as I'm concerned, that makes you an expert.

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I realize I haven't been making your job any easier the past few days.

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Well, I can't argue with that.

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Well, I just want you to understand that, uh, I appreciate your thoroughness.

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Thank you.

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Yeah.

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Odo, uh...

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I know that you and Nerys are friends, and I was wondering... does she ever talk to you about me?

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Of course.

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She's spoken about you on more than one occasion.

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Well, what I mean is, has she ever said anything to you that might indicate that she... thought of me as more than a friend?

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Ah.

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Well, let me think.

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No.

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Oh, I see.

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Oh, I've-- I've known Nerys for over ten years.

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Uh...

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I've trusted her with my life on more than one occasion.

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So have I.

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She always knew how to follow orders.

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She never complained when things got rough.

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She was a good soldier.

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A good friend.

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But now it's... it's different.

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Is it?

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She's still your friend.

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I know.

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I think I'm falling in love with her.

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Sometimes, I get the sense that maybe, just maybe... she feels the same way... but I could be wrong.

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I'm afraid to say anything because it, it might ruin our friendship.

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But if I don't, I could be letting something very precious slip through my fingers.

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It's a... difficult situation.

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Yeah.

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Well, for all I know,

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I've gotten myself all twisted up over nothing.

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I mean, if she hasn't said anything to you, then this whole thing is probably just inside my head.

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Frankly, I think she's still grieving for Vedek Bareil.

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Oh, of course. It's only natural.

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Maybe I should just be patient.

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That's what I would do.

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On the other hand, maybe I should let her know how I feel.

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It might help her to get over her loss if she knew that there was somebody who really cared about her.

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What do you think?

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I'm afraid I know even less about relationships than I do about politics.

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Well, I understand.

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I... I don't mean to burden you with my problems.

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Talking about humanoid relationships can't be that interesting to you.

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For the most part, no.

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( sighs )

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You don't have to bother.

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I can personally vouch for every one of my employees who had access to that food.

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Ha.

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I can't tell you how relieved that makes me feel.

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I'm reading some sort of power signature.

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Ah...

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( chuckles )

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A Ferengi eavesdropping device.

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I don't suppose you know anything about this.

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Oh! There it is.

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I've been looking for that all day.

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You admit it's yours?

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I must have misplaced it.

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I take it you were hoping to peddle information about Shakaar's meeting.

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Odo, you know as well as I do that it's illegal to listen to someone's conversation without their consent.

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Why else would someone like you own such an expensive listening device?

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I use it to monitor Rom's sleep.

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You see, ever since he was a boy, my brother's had this condition where he sometimes stops breathing in the middle of the night.

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The fact is... I can't sleep unless I know he's all right.

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Very touching.

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Oh!

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How clumsy of me.

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You are in a bad mood today.

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I don't have moods.

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Of course not.

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You're an unfeeling changeling.

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All you care about is order.

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That's right.

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Oh, please.

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I know what's going on.

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You don't have to pretend with me.

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I have no idea what you're talking about.

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You're in love with her.

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Who?

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Kira.

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( snorts ) That's ridiculous!

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And what's more, you're worried she's falling in love with Shakaar.

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Is that a fact?

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It's the truth.

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Why can't you just admit it?

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It's nothing to be ashamed of.

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Look, Odo, I know this can't be easy for...

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I don't want your sympathy, Quark, and I don't need your advice!

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Just stay out of my business!

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( sighs )

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Computer, time.

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COMPUTER: 0821 hours.

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I'm sorry I'm late.

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I didn't realize what time it was.

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( sighs )

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So what do we have?

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Nine items.

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Well, so far it's all fairly routine.

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Something wrong?

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Your raktajino?

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Oh! I had one this morning with Shakaar.

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I... I didn't see you in the Replimat.

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No, it was in his quarters.

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He asked me to look over a proposal he's going to make to the Federation delegates.

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Ahh...

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There's an interesting story behind item four.

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And I would love to hear it, but I'm a little pressed for time right now. Of course.

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I promised Shakaar I'd give him a tour of the station.

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I'll make sure security is in place.

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Thank you. See you later.

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The Upper Pylons have the best view of the wormhole.

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I've never seen it, actually.

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KIRA: Why don't we wait a few minutes?

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Maybe a ship will go through. You can see it open.

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SHAKAAR: Well, you're the First Officer.

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Can't you... order a ship through?

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Well, you're the First Minister.

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You should be able to order a whole fleet through.

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( chuckling )

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The other day, I heard someone say that if you happen to see the wormhole open, you get to make a wish.

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Oh. That's been going around the station for a while now.

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Uh-huh.

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Look.

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Did you make a wish?

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Yes.

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We should get going. There's a lot more to see.

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Odo to Worf.

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WORF: Go ahead.

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We're heading back down to the Docking Ring.

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Acknowledged.

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Your route has been secured.

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Level 2-D.

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COMPUTER: Please enter security code.

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You know, I, um... haven't had a meal outside the Wardroom, or my quarters, since I got here.

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Well, there's some pretty nice places to eat on the Promenade.

00:28:06

You have a favorite?

00:28:07

There's a new Bolian restaurant that's pretty good.

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I've never had Bolian food.

00:28:13

Well, this isn't going to sound very appetizing, but the meat they use is... sort of... aged.

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Aged.

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Worf to Odo.

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A turbolift is stuck on Level 41.

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We are going to have to reroute you.

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Verify your security code, and I'll release the controls to you.

00:28:30

KIRA: You don't want to know.

00:28:32

SHAKAAR: Why don't we go there tonight?

00:28:34

I'd love to.

00:28:36

Great. How does 1900 hours sound?

00:28:37

We can--

00:28:38

( loud thud )

00:28:39

We're falling!

00:28:42

Kira to Worf.

00:28:47

Someone cut our com links.

00:28:49

Controls aren't responding.

00:29:09

( panel beeping )

00:29:34

( metal screeching )

00:29:51

( sighs )

00:29:53

( both sigh in relief )

00:29:56

Well...

00:29:58

I guess this means my tour is over.

00:30:04

You're telling me someone overrode the station's com system, faked Worf's voice, and then sent one of our turbolifts into a free fall?

00:30:12

I'm afraid so, sir.

00:30:13

Apparently, they tapped into the com system with a voice synthesizer.

00:30:18

What I want to know is how they got Worf's security code.

00:30:21

We don't know that they did that, sir.

00:30:24

What do you mean?

00:30:27

I turned over control of the turbolift without verifying his code.

00:30:32

They say to err is human.

00:30:35

But you're not human, Odo.

00:30:37

You're not even humanoid.

00:30:39

And this is not the sort of mistake that I'd expect from you.

00:30:43

I... was distracted.

00:30:47

Distracted?

00:30:48

A personal matter, sir.

00:30:50

I'd prefer not to discuss it.

00:30:53

Constable... whatever this personal matter is, don't let it interfere with your job again.

00:31:00

I won't, sir.

00:31:03

That's all I need to hear.

00:31:07

Now, no ships have been allowed to leave since this incident occurred.

00:31:12

That means whoever was responsible is still on the station.

00:31:16

I want them found.

00:31:17

Yes, sir.

00:31:29

It appears that they accessed the turbolift control system through the ODN relays.

00:31:36

There might be a trace of the access signal left in the relays.

00:31:41

If we can isolate it, we might be able to follow it back to the source.

00:31:45

Odo!

00:31:46

Are you listening?

00:31:50

I've heard every word.

00:31:52

Your mind does not appear to be on its work.

00:31:54

With all due respect, Commander, you don't know me well enough to gauge my state of mind.

00:31:59

When someone fails to ask for a security verification, their state of mind is obvious.

00:32:05

Is it?

00:32:06

With all due respect,

00:32:08

I do not see how sitting in a chair, staring at a wall is going to help apprehend Shakaar's would-be assassin.

00:32:14

You're right. It won't.

00:32:18

I'm going to talk to Major Kira.

00:32:20

Why? She already gave us her statement.

00:32:23

You follow your leads, Commander.

00:32:25

I'll follow mine.

00:32:39

Jimenez.

00:32:44

What are these men doing here?

00:32:46

First Minister Shakaar's in Major Kira's quarters, sir.

00:32:49

How long has he been there?

00:32:51

Since they finished dinner.

00:32:53

About three hours ago.

00:32:54

All right, Ensign, you're relieved.

00:32:57

Sir, I'm not scheduled to go off duty...

00:32:59

I said you're relieved.

00:33:01

I'll take the rest of your shift.

00:33:03

Yes, sir.

00:33:23

KIRA: Let's have dinner.

00:33:25

Great. I'll see you then.

00:33:30

Good morning.

00:33:31

May I ask where you're going, First Minister?

00:33:33

To my quarters and then to the meeting in the Wardroom.

00:33:40

Major,

00:33:42

I was wondering if you had a moment to answer a few questions about what happened in the turbolift. Sure, come on in.

00:33:50

Lights.

00:34:01

Did I do something amusing?

00:34:03

No. It's...

00:34:07

Edon and I...

00:34:09

Oh, I understand.

00:34:11

Oh, Odo... if someone had told me a year ago that this was going to happen, do you know what I would have said?

00:34:19

"You're crazy.

00:34:20

"Yes, I respect him, yes, I...

00:34:22

"He makes me laugh, bu-but we know each other too well.

00:34:25

"I mean, he's seen me go weeks without a bath.

00:34:28

"We've spent long cold nights huddled together for warmth.

00:34:31

"There's no mystery left between us.

00:34:33

We're friends, that's all."

00:34:34

( sighs )

00:34:35

I guess I was wrong.

00:34:42

I'm happy for you.

00:34:46

This must seem so silly to you.

00:34:49

No.

00:34:51

Not in the least.

00:35:00

You are such a good friend to me.

00:35:03

I'm so glad you're the first person to know.

00:35:08

Oh, now, um... you wanted to ask me something about what happened in the turbolift.

00:35:15

Yes, but we can talk about it later.

00:35:18

Oh no, are you sure?

00:35:19

Yes.

00:35:20

I have an appointment.

00:35:22

( laughing ) All right.

00:35:30

( sighs )

00:35:34

( breathing shakily )

00:35:46

Take him to a holding cell.

00:35:51

What'd he do?

00:35:52

He was responsible for the attack on First Minister Shakaar.

00:35:56

What?

00:35:57

He has admitted to being a True Way operative.

00:36:00

They provided him with an isolinear interface to access station systems.

00:36:04

He was attempting to use it to depressurize Shakaar's quarters by sabotaging the environmental controls.

00:36:11

I see.

00:36:13

When he tried to access them,

00:36:15

I traced the signal path back to him.

00:36:17

He was operating out of an abandoned cargo hold on Level 31.

00:36:22

Why didn't you call me before you made the arrest?

00:36:26

It was not necessary.

00:36:27

Your deputies assisted me quite capably.

00:36:30

They are well-trained.

00:36:32

You are to be commended.

00:36:52

( yelling )

00:37:06

( door chimes )

00:37:07

QUARK: I know you're in there.

00:37:10

I heard you.

00:37:14

Fine.

00:37:15

We'll do this the hard way.

00:37:27

I knew it would come to this.

00:37:30

You take the form of an animal, you're going to end up behaving like one.

00:37:34

What was it? A Klingon targ?

00:37:36

A Trellan crocodile?

00:37:39

I tell you, this time, you've crossed the line.

00:37:43

I've had it!

00:37:47

Odo?

00:37:50

Odo!

00:37:51

Are you okay?

00:37:53

You were right.

00:37:56

Oh.

00:37:59

I take it Major Kira and Shakaar are...

00:38:04

You really are in love.

00:38:07

I must say,

00:38:09

I really didn't think you had it in you.

00:38:11

It takes passion to do something like this, and I always thought you were colder than a Breen winter.

00:38:19

What was I thinking?

00:38:22

How could I have fooled myself into believing she could ever love someone like me?

00:38:27

Look, uh... the last thing I want to do is interfere with your personal life, but this, uh... this just isn't any good... for either of us.

00:38:38

I'll try to keep my problems more quiet next time.

00:38:42

I'm not talking about the noise.

00:38:44

I'm talking about business.

00:38:45

I'm losing my shirt in the manhunt pool.

00:38:48

The what?

00:38:50

Anytime there's an unusual crime committed on this station, I run a pool so that people can bet on how long it'll take for you to catch the perpetrator.

00:38:57

It's very popular.

00:39:00

Frankly, I don't care whether you and Major Kira end up living happily ever after or not.

00:39:05

I just want to see the situation resolved.

00:39:07

And the way I see it, you've either got to tell her how you feel or forget about her and get on with your life.

00:39:16

Concentrate on the essentials... because you can't keep going like this.

00:39:22

It's interfering with your job and my profits.

00:39:25

( sighs ) Your profits.

00:39:28

Unless you do something about this situation,

00:39:30

I'm going to have to stop running the pool.

00:39:32

I'm devastated.

00:39:36

You should be.

00:39:38

The fact that the pool exists says something about you-- about who you are.

00:39:43

People see you as the guy who always gets his man.

00:39:47

Now you're becoming the guy who tears up his quarters and sits alone in the rubble.

00:39:53

And no one's going to want to place bets on how long someone's going to sit around in the dark.

00:40:00

Well...

00:40:01

I've said my piece. Sorry for butting in.

00:40:06

But I'm just looking out for my business.

00:40:09

Funny.

00:40:11

For a minute there, I thought you were talking to me... as a friend.

00:40:19

Nah.

00:40:27

( door opens and closes )

00:40:40

( door chimes )

00:40:42

Yes.

00:40:45

Good morning, Major.

00:40:46

Oh, come in.

00:40:47

What brings you here?

00:40:50

I wanted to talk to you about something.

00:40:52

What is it?

00:40:55

I... don't quite know how to say this... but I've given it a lot of thought... and, uh...

00:41:13

Well, go on.

00:41:16

Just say it.

00:41:23

I am afraid I won't be able to make our Tuesday morning meetings anymore.

00:41:27

Oh.

00:41:29

Why not?

00:41:30

I've decided to schedule additional training exercises with my deputies.

00:41:36

Maybe we could have our meetings at another time.

00:41:39

My schedule is rather tight.

00:41:43

And let's face it, the criminal activity reports speak for themselves.

00:41:49

There's really no reason we have to review them together.

00:41:53

Maybe not, but I kind of enjoyed doing it.

00:41:56

I thought you did, too.

00:41:59

Of course.

00:42:01

Odo... is something wrong?

00:42:08

It's just a matter of using my time more efficiently.

00:42:15

I understand.

00:42:18

Well.

00:42:19

( clears throat )

00:42:21

Hey. No belt?

00:42:26

I'm just trying to keep to the essentials, Major.

00:42:33

See you.

00:42:44

( buzz of conversation )

00:42:54

They're upstairs.

00:42:56

Who?

00:42:58

Kira and Shakaar.

00:43:00

They're in Holosuite 3 practicing the speech he's going to give tomorrow before he leaves.

00:43:05

I hear he's going to announce that the Federation has agreed to cut the timetable on Bajor's admittance.

00:43:09

Where did you hear that?

00:43:11

Just a rumor.

00:43:13

Are you sure you haven't been listening in on your holosuites again?

00:43:18

Even if I wanted to, I couldn't.

00:43:19

I don't have the right equipment.

00:43:21

Hmm, not anymore.

00:43:25

By the way,

00:43:27

I dropped by your quarters this morning.

00:43:29

Oh?

00:43:31

I heard some noise, and when I went to complain,

00:43:33

I found a work crew installing soundproofing in the floor.

00:43:37

I have to say, Odo, I'm touched that you would do something like that for me.

00:43:43

I'm having the floor reinforced.

00:43:45

The fact that they're soundproofing it as well is incidental.

00:43:48

Mm-hmm.

00:43:50

If you think I'd put up with three days of construction for your sake, think again.

00:43:55

I guess I should have known.

00:43:57

Thanks anyway.

00:43:59

Don't mention it.

00:44:01

Hmm.

00:44:03

( Kira laughing )

00:44:05

What? That's what she said.

00:44:08

No! I don't believe it.

00:44:10

Okay, from the beginning. Tell me the whole thing.

00:44:13

Well, they're either going to do it, or they're not...