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His Way

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♪ ...so find yourself somebody ♪

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♪ Get yourself somebody ♪

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♪ You're nobody till somebody loves you ♪

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♪ You're nobody till somebody cares ♪

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♪ Now you may be king ♪

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♪ You may possess ♪

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♪ The world and its gold ♪

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♪ Gold won't bring you happiness ♪

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♪ When you're growing old ♪

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♪ Now the world is still the same ♪

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♪ You'll never change it ♪

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♪ As sure as the stars shine above ♪

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♪ You're nobody ♪

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♪ Till somebody loves you ♪

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♪ So find yourself somebody ♪

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♪ Get yourself somebody ♪

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♪ Find yourself somebody ♪

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♪ Somebody to love. ♪

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( applause )

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Thank you.

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Hey, it's been 400 years but that little number still works for me.

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( audience laughing )

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Isn't he terrific?

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I prefer Klingon opera.

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Come on, I'll introduce you.

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To a hologram?

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Uh, Doctor, is this really necessary?

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Trust me. He's no ordinary hologram.

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BASHIR: Vic.

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You're terrific, great.

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Thanks, Doc.

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O'BRIEN: Wonderful.

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DAX: Very nice.

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I know what you're thinking-- he has pretty sweet pipes for a light bulb.

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Light bulb?

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That's what I am, right?

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A collection of photons and force fields-- you know, your basic heuristic fully interactive hologram.

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He knows he's a hologram?

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Felix designed him that way.

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Thought it would give him the right attitude for the era.

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If you're going to work Vegas in the '60s you better know the score otherwise, you're going to look like a Clyde.

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A Clyde?

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A Harvey, you know.

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Harvey?

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A square.

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You know what a square is, right?

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It's one side of a cube.

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Well, I guess that answers my question.

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Where are your manners, Julian?

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Aren't you going to introduce me to your entourage?

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I am so sorry.

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Commanders Dax and Worf, this is Vic Fontaine.

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How long you kids been married?

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How did you know we were married?

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When you sing in as many joints as I have you become a student of the human heart.

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Don't beat yourself up, pally.

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Just because you miss your wife doesn't mean you've gone blind.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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It means there are a lot of very attractive ladies in the room and it's all right to look at them as long as you don't touch.

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He's good.

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And as for you two...

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Yes?

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Never mind. Forget I brought it up.

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You have time for another song?

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Oh, no, no. We've got to split, Vic.

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Well, you know where to find me.

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By the way, this is a high-class joint.

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That means coat and ties for the gents dresses for the ladies.

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You guys look like a trapeze act.

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Catch you later, baby.

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Come on, Julian-- you told him about Keiko.

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I didn't say a word.

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( chuckling )

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So, why don't we all meet here tomorrow night at 2100?

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We can listen to Vic's whole set then maybe hit the casinos play a little blackjack, roulette.

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We'll be there. Right?

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I still prefer Klingon operas.

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Well, count me out.

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I'm leaving for Bajor in the morning.

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Oh, that's right. I forgot.

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Say hi to Shakaar for me.

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Sorry.

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I forgot.

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Pretend you didn't hear that.

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She doesn't want anyone to know that she's visiting the First Minister.

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Business or pleasure?

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Ah, you see what you started?

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I said I was sorry.

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So... what do you think?

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About what?

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About Vic. Clever, isn't he?

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Too clever.

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I tell you, I owe the man, Miles.

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If it wasn't for him

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I wouldn't be dating Ensign Walker.

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What are you talking about?

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She turned down three dinner invitations.

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I talked to Vic he gave me a few pointers and, uh, voila.

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O'BRIEN: Julian, are you telling me that you discussed your love life with a hologram?

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He's not an ordinary hologram, Miles.

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He knows about love, life, women.

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Three things you know nothing about.

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Now that's a little unfair.

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Well, then why are you asking advice from a light bulb?

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I don't know why you're so surprised.

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What did you expect was going to happen?

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I wasn't expecting anything.

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I see.

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How long has it been since Shakaar and Major Kira broke up?

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I don't know. About a year.

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It's been over a year.

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You've had plenty of time to arrange a... "a merger" with Kira, but in all that time, have you even tried to open negotiations? No.

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It's not that simple.

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Odo, the woman waited a year for you to make an offer-- any kind of offer.

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Face it. You've had plenty of opportunities and you've let them all slip away.

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Who asked for your opinion?

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You did.

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I came here to talk about a missing shipment of groat clusters.

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You're the one who started talking about the Major.

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You want my advice?

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No.

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Make it easy on both of us.

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Forget all about her.

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Is that the best you can do?

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I'd like to see someone do better.

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So would I.

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You're not exactly the most lovable person in the galaxy.

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You're not even the most lovable person in this sector or on the station... or even in this room.

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( soft chuckle )

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You are cold... rigid, remote.

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Can I leave now?

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Please do.

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Wait.

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Odo... make up your mind.

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( sighs )

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I need a favor from you.

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It's about... Dr. Bashir's new holosuite program.

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( sighs )

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You're up late, Doctor.

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Yeah. Can't sleep.

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Feeling a bit tense, actually.

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I've got just the thing.

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One warp core breach... coming right up.

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A few sips of this... and you'll be relaxed for the next three days.

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I'm not that tense, Quark.

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Look, I think I'll just go up to the holosuite for a bit and--

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Holosuite?

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Yes. If you could hand me my new program--

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Uh, sorry, Doctor, all the holosuites are in use.

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At this hour?

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It's been that kind of a night.

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I'm afraid there won't be one available for the rest of the evening.

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Oh, that's unfortunate.

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Maybe I'll go and wake up Miles... play a little tongo.

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VIC: I remember back in... must have been '58, I was playing the Sands.

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One night, Frank and Dean dropped by.

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We ended up taking over one of the blackjack tables.

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Between the three of us we must've dropped 15 big ones and believe me, back then, that wasn't chump change.

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So Frank goes over to the pit boss-- what was his name? Uh--

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Look, Mr. Fontaine...

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Vic.

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Vic... these stories are all very interesting but I didn't come here to reminisce about your past.

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Yesterday, when my friends and I were here... you seemed to know things.

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I've been around the block a couple times.

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No, you seemed to know specific things.

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For instance, Dax and Worf are married... the Chief misses his wife.

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You don't have to be an Einstein to clue into any of that.

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At one point, you were going to make an observation about... Major Kira and myself.

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I thought about it but I didn't want to embarrass anyone, you know give away any secrets.

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Exactly what secrets are you talking about?

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Come on-- do I really have to connect the dots?

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You're crazy about the broad but you're afraid to do anything about it.

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And she... well, you know.

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No. Go on.

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It's the oldest story in the book.

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She thinks of you as a friend.

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( rueful laugh )

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I wouldn't call that a secret.

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But women have been known to change their minds.

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You just have to give them a reason.

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You make it sound so easy.

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That's because it's not that hard.

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The girl already likes you.

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That means you're halfway home.

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Well... she's aware of my feelings toward her but the truth is, she prefers Shakaar.

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Who?

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The First Minister of Bajor.

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He's a leader, a hero, a man with great charisma.

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I don't care if he's JFK.

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It's not the other guy you have to worry about.

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It's you.

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Me?

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That's right.

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I mean, for starters, you've got to lose this whole Nanook of the North thing.

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I... I-I don't understand.

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Well, I mean, you've got about as much personality as an icicle.

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Cool is one thing, but you're frozen solid.

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You think I have no emotions.

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Oh, believe me, I do.

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I just don't always show them.

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And therein lies the problem.

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Come with me.

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Where to?

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Look, pally, if you want to win the girl we got to thaw you out a little bit.

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You know, turn up the heat... get those emotions you claim to have bubbling to the surface.

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It's time to have some fun.

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What does fun have to do with Major Kira?

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I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

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First... let's lose those threads.

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I mean, there's nothing like a tuxedo to make you feel like... a million bucks.

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You mean... something like this?

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Very sharp.

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After you.

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Oh, uh... I don't sing.

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Glad to hear it.

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I don't need the competition.

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What I do need is someone to handle the black and whites.

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My piano player just threw ten sevens in a row at the craps table and took off for Reno.

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So have a seat, my friend.

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Crowd's getting restless.

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What crowd?

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That one.

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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

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I'm Vic Fontaine.

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And tonight is going to be a gas.

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Hit it, Nanook.

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No. I-I don't play the piano.

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You want to bet?

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( jazzy piano introduction )

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Stay with me, pally.

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Well, you don't need me.

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The piano's doing all the work.

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That's not the point. You've got to sell it.

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Style, baby, style. Make 'em believe.

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Style.

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♪ Come fly with me ♪

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♪ Come fly, let's fly away ♪

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♪ If you can use some exotic booze ♪

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♪ There's a bar in far Bombay ♪

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♪ Come fly with me

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♪ Come fly, let's fly away ♪

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♪ Come fly with me ♪

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♪ Let's take off to Peru ♪

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♪ In llama land, there's a one-man band ♪

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♪ And he'll toot his flute for you ♪

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♪ Come fly with me ♪

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♪ Let's take off in the blue ♪

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♪ Once I get you up there ♪

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♪ Where the air is rarefied ♪

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♪ We'll just glide ♪

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♪ Starry eyed ♪

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♪ Once I get you up there ♪

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♪ I'll be holding you so near ♪

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♪ You may hear ♪

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♪ Angels cheer 'cause we're together ♪

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♪ Weather-wise ♪

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♪ It's such a lovely day ♪

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♪ You just say the words ♪

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♪ And we'll beat the birds ♪

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♪ Down to Acapulco Bay ♪

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♪ It's perfect for a flying honeymoon ♪

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♪ They say ♪

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♪ Come fly with me ♪

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♪ Let's fly, let's fly away ♪

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♪ Once I get you up there ♪

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♪ Where the air is rarefied ♪

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♪ We'll just glide ♪

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♪ Starry eyed ♪

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♪ Once I get you up there ♪

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♪ I'll be holding you so near ♪

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♪ You may hear ♪

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♪ Angels cheer 'cause we're together ♪

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♪ Weather-wise ♪

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♪ It's such a lovely day ♪

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♪ Just say the words ♪

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♪ And we'll beat the birds ♪

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♪ Down to Acapulco Bay ♪

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♪ It's perfect for a flying honeymoon ♪

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♪ They say ♪

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♪ Come fly with me ♪

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♪ Let's fly, let's fly away ♪

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♪ Come fly with me ♪

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♪ Pack up, let's fly away. ♪

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( jazzy glissando )

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( applause )

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Whoo!

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No, it's... it's nothing.

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Cool!

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( chuckles )

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Bottoms up.

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Oh, I don't drink.

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Why am I not surprised?

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It's not real booze.

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You're in a holosuite, remember?

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Ah.

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So, how'd you like being in the spotlight?

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Very bright.

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That's all you got to say?

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Well, the lights kept me from seeing the audience.

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I suppose that's why I wasn't nervous.

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Nothing to be nervous about.

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You were too busy having fun.

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( chuckles )

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Well, I suppose I was.

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I'm just grateful none of my friends saw me.

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There you go-- tensing up again.

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Look at you.

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I mean, you're standing there like a statue.

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I mean, the only things you're going to attract are pigeons.

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Sit down.

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Relax.

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Take a couple of deep breaths.

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You do that and everything you want will come to you.

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That's all it takes?

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Try it.

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Go on.

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( knock on door )

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See?

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Are you expecting someone?

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Let's find out.

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Surprise!

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Well, for crying out loud, what are you two lovely ladies doing here?

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You invited us, remember?

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Oh, that's right. Come on in.

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Odo, we've got company.

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Look, it's the piano player.

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We saw you perform tonight.

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Melissa thinks you're adorable.

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Would you mind if I looked at your hands?

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Show her your hands.

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I knew it. They're so artistic.

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WOMAN: You know, I once played on the same bill with Liberace.

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He has the sweetest dimples.

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Are you classically trained?

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No, actually, uh--

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Vic taught me everything I know.

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Is he a good student?

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Head of his class.

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Maybe I can help you get your diploma.

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All right, ladies, the night is young and I have a table waiting for us at the Dunes.

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( gasps ): We're going to see Shecky.

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MELISSA: Shecky.

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Shecky who?

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Oh, you didn't tell me he had a sense of humor.

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WOMAN: He plays the piano

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and he's funny.

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Kind of like Victor Borge.

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Who?

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I think I'm in love.

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After you, ladies.

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Uh, I-I don't think--

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What are you worried about?

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Melissa's a very nice girl.

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Oh, no, I'm sure she is.

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It's just... she's not Kira.

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Tell me something.

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How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

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I have no idea.

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Practice, practice, practice.

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Get it?

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No.

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Think of this evening as a trial run.

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Trust me. You're going to do great.

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All right.

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Captain, here's the report on that smuggling ring you requested.

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Should I forward the information to the Zevian authorities?

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I'll let you know in a minute.

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( humming "They Can't Take That Away From Me" )

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♪ No, no, they ♪

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♪ Can't take that away from me ♪

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♪ The way your smile just beams... ♪

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Yes, Captain?

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Oh, don't stop on my account.

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Stop what?

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You were singing.

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I was singing?

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♪ No, no ♪

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♪ They can't take that away from me. ♪

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You're right.

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I was singing.

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♪ They can't ♪

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♪ Take that ♪

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♪ Away from me ♪

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♪ We may never ♪

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♪Never meet again ♪ ♪Never meet again ♪

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♪ On the ♪

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♪ Bumpy road ♪

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♪ Bumpy road ♪

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♪ To love. ♪

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♪ To love. ♪

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Lieutenant.

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Julian.

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Morning.

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Ops.

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I wonder... should you ask Kira about Shakaar or should I?

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Why don't you do the honors?

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But you'll have to wait.

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She's staying on Bajor for two more days.

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She and Shakaar must be having a good time.

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That'd be my guess.

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Poor Odo.

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Odo? What's he got to do with it?

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Not a thing.

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That's the problem.

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QUARK: Have fun.

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Thank you, thank you for that kind applause.

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Keep clapping.

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There's a fly buzzing the room and one of you is bound to nail him.

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( rim shot, laughter )

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Why the long face, buddy boy?

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You still haven't told me what I'm supposed to do about Kira and Shakaar.

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Shakaar? Forget about that fink.

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I'll bet he doesn't look half as good in a tux as you do.

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( scoffs ) What difference does that make?

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You've been coming here every night for a week. Have I steered you wrong?

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No.

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Then you trust your Uncle Vic.

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Ladies and gentlemen, we have a very special surprise for you tonight.

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If this babe doesn't raise your temperature you better check the obituary column because chances are you're in it, pally.

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( laughter )

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Let's have a nice, warm round of applause for Miss Lola Chrystal.

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( applause )

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( playing "Fever" )

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♪ Never know how much I love you ♪

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♪ Never know how much I care ♪

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♪ When you put your arms around me ♪

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♪ I get a feeling that's so hard to bear ♪

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♪ You give me fever... ♪

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Remind you of anyone?

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♪ When you kiss me ♪

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♪ Fever when you hold me tight ♪

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♪ Fever ♪

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( sax sting )

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♪ In the morning ♪

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♪ Fever all through the night ♪

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♪ Everybody's ♪

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♪ Got the fever ♪

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♪ That is something ♪

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♪ You all know ♪

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♪ Fever isn't such a new thing ♪

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♪ Fever started long, long ago ♪

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( sax solo )

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♪ Sun lights up the daytime ♪

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♪ Moon lights up the night ♪

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♪ I light up when you call my name ♪

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♪ 'Cause you know I'm gonna treat you right ♪

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♪ You give me fever ♪

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♪ When you kiss me ♪

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♪ Fever, if you live, you learn ♪

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♪ Fever ♪

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( sax sting )

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♪ Till you sizzle ♪

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♪ What a lovely way to burn ♪

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♪ What a lovely way to burn ♪

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♪ What a lovely way to burn. ♪

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( applause and cheering )

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Don't look now, but I think she likes you.

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A toast.

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As Georgie Jessel once said

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"To whatever makes you happy."

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My thoughts exactly.

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I'm going to turn in.

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You two lovebirds can live without me, I trust?

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Oh, we'll manage.

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( whistling )

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( clears throat )

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You have a beautiful voice.

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( laughs softly )

00:26:33

And you... have beautiful hands.

00:26:41

( laughs )

00:26:44

So I've been told.

00:26:48

( laughs )

00:26:50

They feel good, too.

00:26:53

So do you.

00:26:56

( sighs )

00:26:58

I've been waiting to hold you like this for as long as I can remember.

00:27:03

We just met tonight.

00:27:05

I must have a short memory.

00:27:06

You're funny.

00:27:07

Kind of like Victor Borge?

00:27:09

How'd you know?

00:27:16

Ah, I... I can't.

00:27:18

I can't do this.

00:27:19

Why not?

00:27:20

I'm sorry.

00:27:21

It has nothing to do with you.

00:27:22

Vic? Vic?!

00:27:24

( door opens )

00:27:26

What's wrong?

00:27:27

This isn't working.

00:27:29

I thought you two were getting along just fine.

00:27:32

Of course, we are.

00:27:33

You programmed her to find me irresistible.

00:27:35

I could read her a criminal activities report.

00:27:37

She'd think it was poetry.

00:27:38

Do you want me to reprogram her-- make her play hard to get?

00:27:40

ODO: No. She's nothing like Kira.

00:27:42

Who's Kira?

00:27:43

Of course, she's not Kira.

00:27:45

She's a hologram.

00:27:46

A what?

00:27:47

Sweetheart, please, stay out of this.

00:27:49

Do you know how difficult it was for me to get a holographic image of Major Kira?

00:27:53

Lucky for you, Julian used her image in one of his spy programs-- though it did take me an hour to get rid of the Russian accent.

00:28:00

Look, I appreciate what you've done for me but I'm afraid it's all been in vain.

00:28:04

I may be Romeo in the holosuite but I know the first time

00:28:07

I see the real Kira

00:28:09

I'll turn back into Nanook of the North.

00:28:12

At least you're starting to talk the talk.

00:28:14

No, I was hoping for a bit more than that.

00:28:17

Wait. Wait a minute.

00:28:18

You can't give up now.

00:28:19

I'm sorry, but I am tired of discussing my feelings with a hologram.

00:28:31

You're a hologram, too?

00:28:44

KIRA: Odo, hello.

00:28:47

Major.

00:28:48

Anything interesting happen while I was gone?

00:28:51

Interesting?

00:28:52

No, no. Nothing at all.

00:28:54

As a matter of fact, it's... been rather dull.

00:28:58

I'm sorry to hear that.

00:29:02

Well, I, uh...

00:29:03

I'd better get back to work.

00:29:28

Hey, doll face.

00:29:29

You asleep?

00:29:32

How the hell did you get in here?

00:29:34

I'm performing next door for Dax and Worf.

00:29:36

I'm between sets, so I transferred my matrix from that holosuite to this one.

00:29:40

Now, I don't have much time.

00:29:41

What do you want?

00:29:42

We have to talk.

00:29:44

About what?

00:29:45

Odo. What else?

00:29:46

Odo.

00:29:48

Come on, Major, don't be coy.

00:29:49

We both know he's nuts about you.

00:29:51

He told you that.

00:29:53

He tells me everything.

00:29:54

We've been spending a lot of time together.

00:29:57

Odo... spending time in a holosuite?

00:30:00

And loving it.

00:30:01

Uh, I'm sorry.

00:30:03

That's just not the Odo that I know.

00:30:05

Which tells you what?

00:30:07

You don't know him as well as you think you do.

00:30:10

He's not the same stick-in-the-mud anymore.

00:30:12

That cat can swing.

00:30:14

Are we talking about the same Odo?

00:30:17

The one and only.

00:30:18

But let me tell you the only chick he wants to swing with is you.

00:30:22

I take it that's a good thing.

00:30:24

It's love, baby.

00:30:27

Nothing better than that.

00:30:29

How did you get in here again?

00:30:31

Don't try to change the subject.

00:30:33

We're talking about you and Odo.

00:30:35

No, that's what you're talking about.

00:30:36

I'm trying to meditate.

00:30:37

And I don't mean to interrupt.

00:30:39

Good, then leave.

00:30:43

Talk about your cranky aliens.

00:30:45

You two really are made for each other.

00:30:49

Which is why you've got to come to the holosuite tonight.

00:30:52

What for?

00:30:54

So you and Odo can have dinner together.

00:30:55

If Odo wants to have dinner with me then why doesn't he ask me himself?

00:30:59

Because I'm asking you for him and neither one of us will take no for an answer.

00:31:08

Well then I... better say yes.

00:31:11

( laughs )

00:31:13

Crazy.

00:31:25

( groans )

00:31:26

VIC: Odo? Can you hear me?

00:31:28

Vic?

00:31:30

What are you doing on the com line?

00:31:33

I need to talk to you.

00:31:34

I want you to come to the holosuite tonight.

00:31:36

Why?

00:31:38

I've done a complete overhaul on the Lola hologram-- or should I say the Kira hologram?

00:31:42

I'm telling you, Odo you're going to think she's the real thing.

00:31:46

She walks like Kira; she talks like Kira.

00:31:48

Really?

00:31:50

How did you manage to accomplish that?

00:31:54

I don't have time to explain now.

00:31:55

I'll see you tonight, 9:00--

00:31:56

That's 2100 to you.

00:31:58

I know.

00:32:00

VIC: I'll see you then, pally.

00:32:10

I believe you two know each other.

00:32:14

You look lovely.

00:32:16

Thank you.

00:32:18

So do you.

00:32:20

VIC: Mademoiselle.

00:32:32

I'll be your server this evening.

00:32:35

I'll try not to spill anything.

00:32:38

To begin, a little Dom Perignon, '55 and some Oysters Rockefeller... to be followed by Caesar salad chateaubriand and cherries jubilee.

00:32:58

This is all very interesting, but, uh... don't you feel a little silly being here in a holosuite?

00:33:11

A bit.

00:33:13

VIC: Let me know when you're ready for the salad.

00:33:25

Bon appetit.

00:33:27

It's French.

00:33:28

An Earth language.

00:33:30

It means "enjoy your meal."

00:33:32

I didn't know you spoke French.

00:33:34

I don't.

00:33:36

It's something I learned from Vic.

00:33:38

French is, uh...

00:33:41

( with French accent ): the language of love.

00:33:46

Vic's a fountain of information.

00:33:48

He's certainly a man of many talents.

00:33:56

But... we're really not here to talk about Vic, are we?

00:34:03

I'm certainly not.

00:34:06

Hmm.

00:34:11

I always wondered what this would be like.

00:34:16

The two of us having dinner together?

00:34:18

It's certainly not the way

00:34:21

I pictured it would be.

00:34:22

( chuckling )

00:34:24

It is a bit unusual.

00:34:30

Is something wrong?

00:34:31

You haven't touched your food.

00:34:33

No, it-it looks delicious.

00:34:35

I-I'm not hungry.

00:34:39

Truth is I'm a little nervous.

00:34:42

You? Nervous?

00:34:44

A bit.

00:34:48

It is a first date, right?

00:34:52

Right.

00:34:56

Well, there's nothing wrong with being a little nervous as long as it doesn't get in the way.

00:35:03

Of what?

00:35:04

Of enjoying yourself.

00:35:06

I thought the only thing you enjoy is your work.

00:35:09

How'd you know that?

00:35:12

You told me yourself.

00:35:18

Well done, Vic.

00:35:20

Vic?

00:35:22

Never mind.

00:35:27

I do... enjoy my work.

00:35:32

But I'm afraid I've used it as an excuse to avoid the rest of my life.

00:35:41

I know the feeling.

00:35:45

( soft jazz playing )

00:35:49

♪ I've got you ♪

00:35:53

♪ Under my skin ♪

00:35:59

♪ I've got you ♪

00:36:02

♪ Deep in the heart of me ♪

00:36:08

♪ So deep in my heart ♪

00:36:12

♪ You're really a part of me ♪

00:36:17

♪ I've got you ♪

00:36:22

♪ Under my skin... ♪

00:36:24

It's a pretty song.

00:36:27

It is, isn't it?

00:36:29

You're sure you're not hungry?

00:36:32

I'm sure.

00:36:33

What do we do now?

00:36:37

Only one thing we can do.

00:36:39

Dance with me.

00:36:41

I-I'm not sure I know how to dance to this kind of music.

00:36:45

Just... stay close.

00:36:50

♪ You never can win ♪

00:36:51

Oh, sorry.

00:36:52

No, that's good.

00:36:53

♪ Use your mentality ♪

00:36:58

♪ Wake up to reality... ♪

00:37:02

Whoo!

00:37:03

( laughing )

00:37:04

♪ And each time I do ♪

00:37:06

♪ Just the thought of you makes me stop ♪

00:37:10

♪ Before I begin ♪

00:37:15

♪ 'Cause I've got you... ♪

00:37:21

I had no idea you could dance.

00:37:23

It's amazing what you can learn in a holosuite.

00:37:27

I can't believe we're having our first date in a holosuite.

00:37:35

♪ 'Cause I've got you ♪

00:37:40

♪ Under my skin. ♪

00:37:45

I understand that you wouldn't be comfortable at Quark's, but I know one or two out-of-the-way restaurants on the station.

00:37:52

Well, I don't think that's possible.

00:37:55

You embarrassed of being seen with me?

00:37:58

No.

00:38:01

No.

00:38:03

I meant... it would be difficult for you to leave the holosuite.

00:38:07

Why?

00:38:11

Well, it's complicated.

00:38:12

Complicated to leave a holosuite?

00:38:15

You make it sound like I'm a hologram.

00:38:19

Aren't you?

00:38:22

Is that what you think?

00:38:26

Maybe you'd better tell her.

00:38:28

There's nothing to tell.

00:38:30

I'm good, pally, but I'm not that good.

00:38:33

You been dancing with the real McCoy.

00:38:38

You tricked me! And me.

00:38:40

Hey, I brought you two lovebirds together.

00:38:42

That was the whole idea, wasn't it?

00:38:45

Nerys...

00:38:47

Kira...

00:38:49

Major...

00:38:56

( sighs )

00:38:58

Don't say it.

00:39:00

Computer, end program.

00:39:08

( heavy sigh )

00:39:14

VIC: Odo? Are you there?

00:39:17

I have nothing to say to you.

00:39:18

VIC: Look, I know you think I sold you down the river.

00:39:20

You lied to me!

00:39:22

VIC: It was for your own good.

00:39:24

It was time for you to stop playing around with holograms and start playing around with the real thing.

00:39:28

You should have told me it was really Kira.

00:39:30

Would you have shown up if I had?

00:39:34

I don't hear an answer, pally.

00:39:36

If you think about it, there's not much to be mad about.

00:39:39

I saw the way she looked at you while the two of you were dancing.

00:39:42

The lady digs you big time.

00:39:44

She "digs" Shakaar.

00:39:47

I can only imagine what she thinks of me.

00:39:49

I kept insisting she was a hologram.

00:39:52

Odo, listen to me.

00:39:53

No! I'm done listening to you!

00:39:55

Computer, end transmission.

00:40:03

Are you going to tell me what's wrong?

00:40:05

Oh, there's nothing wrong.

00:40:07

Have you ever had a moment of pure clarity-- a moment where the truth seems to just leap up and grab you by the throat?

00:40:13

I bet this has something to do with your visit with Shakaar.

00:40:16

Oh, this has nothing to do with Shakaar.

00:40:18

Now, tell me, have you ever had a moment like that?

00:40:21

One or two, but, of course that's over a span of seven lifetimes.

00:40:24

Only two moments of clarity in seven lifetimes?

00:40:28

Nerys, total clarity is a very rare thing.

00:40:32

I guess so.

00:40:33

And when it comes to you it's important that you act on it because... believe me confusion and doubt will take over before you know it.

00:40:44

You're absolutely right.

00:40:48

Makes perfect sense.

00:40:50

Don't tell me you're having another

00:40:51

"moment of clarity."

00:40:52

That's two in two days.

00:40:54

That's amazing.

00:41:02

Odo, wait.

00:41:03

Major, if you don't mind

00:41:05

I'd like to forget all about last night.

00:41:06

I don't think that's a good idea.

00:41:07

We need to talk about what happened.

00:41:09

Very well, then we can meet in my office in an hour.

00:41:11

No, let's discuss it over dinner. Dinner?

00:41:13

Yeah, you can choose the restaurant. Anywhere but a holosuite.

00:41:15

What about Shakaar? Do you think he'll approve?

00:41:17

Look, I don't care whether he approves or not.

00:41:20

Shakaar and I are friends.

00:41:21

That's all-- friends.

00:41:23

The First Minister asked me to update him on the war with the Dominion.

00:41:27

My visit was strictly business.

00:41:29

Now, are we going to have dinner together or not?

00:41:31

And if we do, then what?

00:41:32

I don't know, maybe we could go dancing.

00:41:34

And after that, I suppose you'll expect me to kiss you.

00:41:36

Well, it's possible. Well then, who needs dinner?

00:41:38

Why don't I just get it over with and kiss you right now?

00:41:40

Well, why don't you?

00:42:02

You're right.

00:42:05

Who needs dinner?

00:42:07

♪ 'Cause I've got you ♪

00:42:11

♪ Under my skin ♪

00:42:15

♪ 'Cause I've got you ♪

00:42:21

♪ Under my skin. ♪

00:42:25

( music continues )

00:42:29

( song ends )

00:42:35

Here in Vegas, there's only one way to make sure you don't lose any money.

00:42:39

The moment you step off the plane you walk right into the propellers.

00:42:42

( laughter )

00:42:43

( rim shot and applause )

00:42:44

See you in a few minutes, folks.

00:42:47

Odo. Hey, long time no see.

00:42:50

Well, I've been busy.

00:42:51

So I hear.

00:42:52

Julian tells me you and the Major are quite an item.

00:42:54

Well, for the moment.

00:42:56

Who knows how long it'll last.

00:42:58

That's my Odo-- always ready to turn victory into defeat.

00:43:01

( chuckling )

00:43:02

I... wanted to thank you for all your help.

00:43:06

Anytime, pally.

00:43:08

Anytime.

00:43:09

Hey, you feel like sitting in on a number?

00:43:11

Uh... some other time.

00:43:15

Well, say hi to the Major for me.

00:43:18

Hey, do me a favor.

00:43:20

Leave the program running for a few minutes after you leave.

00:43:23

I feel like singing.

00:43:26

Whatever makes you happy.

00:43:33

( "Come Fly With Me" begins )

00:43:40

♪ Come fly with me ♪

00:43:42

♪ Come fly, let's fly away ♪

00:43:47

♪ If you can use some exotic booze ♪

00:43:51

♪ There's a bar in far Bombay ♪

00:43:54

♪ It's perfect for a flying honeymoon ♪

00:43:59

♪ They say ♪

00:44:01

♪ Come fly with me ♪

00:44:03

♪ Come fly, let's fly away ♪

00:44:08

♪ Come fly with me ♪

00:44:10

♪ Pack up, let's fly away. ♪