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00:00:05♪ ...so find yourself somebody ♪
00:00:10♪ Get yourself somebody ♪
00:00:13♪ You're nobody till somebody loves you ♪
00:00:20♪ You're nobody till somebody cares ♪
00:00:26♪ Now you may be king ♪
00:00:28♪ You may possess ♪
00:00:31♪ The world and its gold ♪
00:00:34♪ Gold won't bring you happiness ♪
00:00:38♪ When you're growing old ♪
00:00:40♪ Now the world is still the same ♪
00:00:43♪ You'll never change it ♪
00:00:47♪ As sure as the stars shine above ♪
00:00:54♪ You're nobody ♪
00:00:56♪ Till somebody loves you ♪
00:01:01♪ So find yourself somebody ♪
00:01:05♪ Get yourself somebody ♪
00:01:08♪ Find yourself somebody ♪
00:01:14♪ Somebody to love. ♪
00:01:23( applause )
00:01:30Thank you.
00:01:31Hey, it's been 400 years but that little number still works for me.
00:01:35( audience laughing )
00:01:36Isn't he terrific?
00:01:38I prefer Klingon opera.
00:01:39Come on, I'll introduce you.
00:01:41To a hologram?
00:01:42Uh, Doctor, is this really necessary?
00:01:44Trust me. He's no ordinary hologram.
00:01:48BASHIR: Vic.
00:01:50You're terrific, great.
00:01:52Thanks, Doc.
00:01:53O'BRIEN: Wonderful.
00:01:54DAX: Very nice.
00:01:55I know what you're thinking-- he has pretty sweet pipes for a light bulb.
00:01:59Light bulb?
00:02:00That's what I am, right?
00:02:01A collection of photons and force fields-- you know, your basic heuristic fully interactive hologram.
00:02:06He knows he's a hologram?
00:02:08Felix designed him that way.
00:02:10Thought it would give him the right attitude for the era.
00:02:12If you're going to work Vegas in the '60s you better know the score otherwise, you're going to look like a Clyde.
00:02:16A Clyde?
00:02:18A Harvey, you know.
00:02:20Harvey?
00:02:21A square.
00:02:24You know what a square is, right?
00:02:25It's one side of a cube.
00:02:28Well, I guess that answers my question.
00:02:30Where are your manners, Julian?
00:02:32Aren't you going to introduce me to your entourage?
00:02:33I am so sorry.
00:02:35Commanders Dax and Worf, this is Vic Fontaine.
00:02:38How long you kids been married?
00:02:41How did you know we were married?
00:02:42When you sing in as many joints as I have you become a student of the human heart.
00:02:47Don't beat yourself up, pally.
00:02:50Just because you miss your wife doesn't mean you've gone blind.
00:02:54What's that supposed to mean?
00:02:55It means there are a lot of very attractive ladies in the room and it's all right to look at them as long as you don't touch.
00:03:02He's good.
00:03:05And as for you two...
00:03:08Yes?
00:03:11Never mind. Forget I brought it up.
00:03:12You have time for another song?
00:03:14Oh, no, no. We've got to split, Vic.
00:03:16Well, you know where to find me.
00:03:21By the way, this is a high-class joint.
00:03:24That means coat and ties for the gents dresses for the ladies.
00:03:28You guys look like a trapeze act.
00:03:32Catch you later, baby.
00:03:39Come on, Julian-- you told him about Keiko.
00:03:41I didn't say a word.
00:03:42( chuckling )
00:03:44So, why don't we all meet here tomorrow night at 2100?
00:03:47We can listen to Vic's whole set then maybe hit the casinos play a little blackjack, roulette.
00:03:52We'll be there. Right?
00:03:54I still prefer Klingon operas.
00:03:56Well, count me out.
00:03:58I'm leaving for Bajor in the morning.
00:03:59Oh, that's right. I forgot.
00:04:01Say hi to Shakaar for me.
00:04:02Sorry.
00:04:03I forgot.
00:04:05Pretend you didn't hear that.
00:04:07She doesn't want anyone to know that she's visiting the First Minister.
00:04:10Business or pleasure?
00:04:12Ah, you see what you started?
00:04:14I said I was sorry.
00:04:19So... what do you think?
00:04:23About what?
00:04:24About Vic. Clever, isn't he?
00:04:26Too clever.
00:04:27I tell you, I owe the man, Miles.
00:04:29If it wasn't for him
00:04:30I wouldn't be dating Ensign Walker.
00:04:32What are you talking about?
00:04:33She turned down three dinner invitations.
00:04:35I talked to Vic he gave me a few pointers and, uh, voila.
00:04:38O'BRIEN: Julian, are you telling me that you discussed your love life with a hologram?
00:04:43He's not an ordinary hologram, Miles.
00:04:46He knows about love, life, women.
00:04:49Three things you know nothing about.
00:04:51Now that's a little unfair.
00:04:53Well, then why are you asking advice from a light bulb?
00:07:03I don't know why you're so surprised.
00:07:05What did you expect was going to happen?
00:07:07I wasn't expecting anything.
00:07:09I see.
00:07:11How long has it been since Shakaar and Major Kira broke up?
00:07:14I don't know. About a year.
00:07:16It's been over a year.
00:07:18You've had plenty of time to arrange a... "a merger" with Kira, but in all that time, have you even tried to open negotiations? No.
00:07:29It's not that simple.
00:07:31Odo, the woman waited a year for you to make an offer-- any kind of offer.
00:07:38Face it. You've had plenty of opportunities and you've let them all slip away.
00:07:44Who asked for your opinion?
00:07:45You did.
00:07:47I came here to talk about a missing shipment of groat clusters.
00:07:50You're the one who started talking about the Major.
00:07:51You want my advice?
00:07:52No.
00:07:53Make it easy on both of us.
00:07:55Forget all about her.
00:07:56Is that the best you can do?
00:07:59I'd like to see someone do better.
00:08:01So would I.
00:08:03You're not exactly the most lovable person in the galaxy.
00:08:07You're not even the most lovable person in this sector or on the station... or even in this room.
00:08:16( soft chuckle )
00:08:18You are cold... rigid, remote.
00:08:26Can I leave now?
00:08:29Please do.
00:08:33Wait.
00:08:34Odo... make up your mind.
00:08:39( sighs )
00:08:40I need a favor from you.
00:08:46It's about... Dr. Bashir's new holosuite program.
00:08:58( sighs )
00:09:01You're up late, Doctor.
00:09:02Yeah. Can't sleep.
00:09:04Feeling a bit tense, actually.
00:09:06I've got just the thing.
00:09:09One warp core breach... coming right up.
00:09:15A few sips of this... and you'll be relaxed for the next three days.
00:09:23I'm not that tense, Quark.
00:09:26Look, I think I'll just go up to the holosuite for a bit and--
00:09:28Holosuite?
00:09:30Yes. If you could hand me my new program--
00:09:31Uh, sorry, Doctor, all the holosuites are in use.
00:09:35At this hour?
00:09:36It's been that kind of a night.
00:09:38I'm afraid there won't be one available for the rest of the evening.
00:09:42Oh, that's unfortunate.
00:09:43Maybe I'll go and wake up Miles... play a little tongo.
00:09:55VIC: I remember back in... must have been '58, I was playing the Sands.
00:10:00One night, Frank and Dean dropped by.
00:10:02We ended up taking over one of the blackjack tables.
00:10:05Between the three of us we must've dropped 15 big ones and believe me, back then, that wasn't chump change.
00:10:10So Frank goes over to the pit boss-- what was his name? Uh--
00:10:14Look, Mr. Fontaine...
00:10:16Vic.
00:10:17Vic... these stories are all very interesting but I didn't come here to reminisce about your past.
00:10:25Yesterday, when my friends and I were here... you seemed to know things.
00:10:32I've been around the block a couple times.
00:10:34No, you seemed to know specific things.
00:10:36For instance, Dax and Worf are married... the Chief misses his wife.
00:10:42You don't have to be an Einstein to clue into any of that.
00:10:46At one point, you were going to make an observation about... Major Kira and myself.
00:10:53I thought about it but I didn't want to embarrass anyone, you know give away any secrets.
00:10:59Exactly what secrets are you talking about?
00:11:01Come on-- do I really have to connect the dots?
00:11:03You're crazy about the broad but you're afraid to do anything about it.
00:11:07And she... well, you know.
00:11:09No. Go on.
00:11:11It's the oldest story in the book.
00:11:13She thinks of you as a friend.
00:11:15( rueful laugh )
00:11:16I wouldn't call that a secret.
00:11:18But women have been known to change their minds.
00:11:21You just have to give them a reason.
00:11:22You make it sound so easy.
00:11:25That's because it's not that hard.
00:11:27The girl already likes you.
00:11:29That means you're halfway home.
00:11:31Well... she's aware of my feelings toward her but the truth is, she prefers Shakaar.
00:11:37Who?
00:11:39The First Minister of Bajor.
00:11:41He's a leader, a hero, a man with great charisma.
00:11:43I don't care if he's JFK.
00:11:45It's not the other guy you have to worry about.
00:11:46It's you.
00:11:47Me?
00:11:49That's right.
00:11:50I mean, for starters, you've got to lose this whole Nanook of the North thing.
00:11:54I... I-I don't understand.
00:11:57Well, I mean, you've got about as much personality as an icicle.
00:12:01Cool is one thing, but you're frozen solid.
00:12:03You think I have no emotions.
00:12:05Oh, believe me, I do.
00:12:07I just don't always show them.
00:12:10And therein lies the problem.
00:12:11Come with me.
00:12:13Where to?
00:12:15Look, pally, if you want to win the girl we got to thaw you out a little bit.
00:12:19You know, turn up the heat... get those emotions you claim to have bubbling to the surface.
00:12:25It's time to have some fun.
00:12:27What does fun have to do with Major Kira?
00:12:32I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
00:12:33First... let's lose those threads.
00:12:36I mean, there's nothing like a tuxedo to make you feel like... a million bucks.
00:12:41You mean... something like this?
00:12:48Very sharp.
00:12:50After you.
00:12:52Oh, uh... I don't sing.
00:12:54Glad to hear it.
00:12:56I don't need the competition.
00:12:58What I do need is someone to handle the black and whites.
00:13:00My piano player just threw ten sevens in a row at the craps table and took off for Reno.
00:13:06So have a seat, my friend.
00:13:09Crowd's getting restless.
00:13:10What crowd?
00:13:11That one.
00:13:19Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
00:13:21I'm Vic Fontaine.
00:13:26And tonight is going to be a gas.
00:13:29Hit it, Nanook.
00:13:31No. I-I don't play the piano.
00:13:33You want to bet?
00:13:34( jazzy piano introduction )
00:13:38Stay with me, pally.
00:13:41Well, you don't need me.
00:13:42The piano's doing all the work.
00:13:44That's not the point. You've got to sell it.
00:13:46Style, baby, style. Make 'em believe.
00:13:48Style.
00:13:51♪ Come fly with me ♪
00:13:53♪ Come fly, let's fly away ♪
00:13:58♪ If you can use some exotic booze ♪
00:14:03♪ There's a bar in far Bombay ♪
00:14:06♪ Come fly with me
00:14:09♪ Come fly, let's fly away ♪
00:14:13♪ Come fly with me ♪
00:14:15♪ Let's take off to Peru ♪
00:14:21♪ In llama land, there's a one-man band ♪
00:14:25♪ And he'll toot his flute for you ♪
00:14:29♪ Come fly with me ♪
00:14:31♪ Let's take off in the blue ♪
00:14:35♪ Once I get you up there ♪
00:14:38♪ Where the air is rarefied ♪
00:14:44♪ We'll just glide ♪
00:14:48♪ Starry eyed ♪
00:14:50♪ Once I get you up there ♪
00:14:53♪ I'll be holding you so near ♪
00:14:58♪ You may hear ♪
00:15:02♪ Angels cheer 'cause we're together ♪
00:15:06♪ Weather-wise ♪
00:15:08♪ It's such a lovely day ♪
00:15:12♪ You just say the words ♪
00:15:15♪ And we'll beat the birds ♪
00:15:17♪ Down to Acapulco Bay ♪
00:15:20♪ It's perfect for a flying honeymoon ♪
00:15:25♪ They say ♪
00:15:27♪ Come fly with me ♪
00:15:29♪ Let's fly, let's fly away ♪
00:15:34♪ Once I get you up there ♪
00:15:38♪ Where the air is rarefied ♪
00:15:43♪ We'll just glide ♪
00:15:47♪ Starry eyed ♪
00:15:49♪ Once I get you up there ♪
00:15:52♪ I'll be holding you so near ♪
00:15:58♪ You may hear ♪
00:16:01♪ Angels cheer 'cause we're together ♪
00:16:05♪ Weather-wise ♪
00:16:07♪ It's such a lovely day ♪
00:16:12♪ Just say the words ♪
00:16:14♪ And we'll beat the birds ♪
00:16:16♪ Down to Acapulco Bay ♪
00:16:20♪ It's perfect for a flying honeymoon ♪
00:16:24♪ They say ♪
00:16:27♪ Come fly with me ♪
00:16:29♪ Let's fly, let's fly away ♪
00:16:34♪ Come fly with me ♪
00:16:37♪ Pack up, let's fly away. ♪
00:16:43( jazzy glissando )
00:16:44( applause )
00:16:57Whoo!
00:17:01No, it's... it's nothing.
00:17:05Cool!
00:17:06( chuckles )
00:17:15Bottoms up.
00:17:16Oh, I don't drink.
00:17:18Why am I not surprised?
00:17:19It's not real booze.
00:17:20You're in a holosuite, remember?
00:17:21Ah.
00:17:22So, how'd you like being in the spotlight?
00:17:24Very bright.
00:17:26That's all you got to say?
00:17:27Well, the lights kept me from seeing the audience.
00:17:30I suppose that's why I wasn't nervous.
00:17:33Nothing to be nervous about.
00:17:34You were too busy having fun.
00:17:36( chuckles )
00:17:37Well, I suppose I was.
00:17:42I'm just grateful none of my friends saw me.
00:17:46There you go-- tensing up again.
00:17:48Look at you.
00:17:49I mean, you're standing there like a statue.
00:17:51I mean, the only things you're going to attract are pigeons.
00:17:55Sit down.
00:17:57Relax.
00:17:59Take a couple of deep breaths.
00:18:01You do that and everything you want will come to you.
00:18:04That's all it takes?
00:18:06Try it.
00:18:07Go on.
00:18:21( knock on door )
00:18:23See?
00:18:25Are you expecting someone?
00:18:26Let's find out.
00:18:32Surprise!
00:18:34Well, for crying out loud, what are you two lovely ladies doing here?
00:18:37You invited us, remember?
00:18:39Oh, that's right. Come on in.
00:18:41Odo, we've got company.
00:18:43Look, it's the piano player.
00:18:46We saw you perform tonight.
00:18:49Melissa thinks you're adorable.
00:18:52Would you mind if I looked at your hands?
00:18:56Show her your hands.
00:19:02I knew it. They're so artistic.
00:19:04WOMAN: You know, I once played on the same bill with Liberace.
00:19:08He has the sweetest dimples.
00:19:10Are you classically trained?
00:19:12No, actually, uh--
00:19:16Vic taught me everything I know.
00:19:18Is he a good student?
00:19:20Head of his class.
00:19:21Maybe I can help you get your diploma.
00:19:26All right, ladies, the night is young and I have a table waiting for us at the Dunes.
00:19:31( gasps ): We're going to see Shecky.
00:19:33MELISSA: Shecky.
00:19:35Shecky who?
00:19:37Oh, you didn't tell me he had a sense of humor.
00:19:39WOMAN: He plays the piano
00:19:40and he's funny.
00:19:42Kind of like Victor Borge.
00:19:44Who?
00:19:46I think I'm in love.
00:19:48After you, ladies.
00:19:54Uh, I-I don't think--
00:19:55What are you worried about?
00:19:56Melissa's a very nice girl.
00:19:59Oh, no, I'm sure she is.
00:20:00It's just... she's not Kira.
00:20:02Tell me something.
00:20:03How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
00:20:05I have no idea.
00:20:06Practice, practice, practice.
00:20:08Get it?
00:20:09No.
00:20:10Think of this evening as a trial run.
00:20:12Trust me. You're going to do great.
00:20:14All right.
00:20:24Captain, here's the report on that smuggling ring you requested.
00:20:28Should I forward the information to the Zevian authorities?
00:20:31I'll let you know in a minute.
00:20:42( humming "They Can't Take That Away From Me" )
00:20:53♪ No, no, they ♪
00:20:55♪ Can't take that away from me ♪
00:20:59♪ The way your smile just beams... ♪
00:21:06Yes, Captain?
00:21:07Oh, don't stop on my account.
00:21:10Stop what?
00:21:11You were singing.
00:21:12I was singing?
00:21:13♪ No, no ♪
00:21:15♪ They can't take that away from me. ♪
00:21:18You're right.
00:21:20I was singing.
00:21:23♪ They can't ♪
00:21:24♪ Take that ♪
00:21:26♪ Away from me ♪
00:21:30♪ We may never ♪
00:21:33♪Never meet again ♪ ♪Never meet again ♪
00:21:36♪ On the ♪
00:21:37♪ Bumpy road ♪
00:21:38♪ Bumpy road ♪
00:21:39♪ To love. ♪
00:21:40♪ To love. ♪
00:21:44Lieutenant.
00:21:50Julian.
00:21:51Morning.
00:21:53Ops.
00:21:55I wonder... should you ask Kira about Shakaar or should I?
00:22:00Why don't you do the honors?
00:22:01But you'll have to wait.
00:22:02She's staying on Bajor for two more days.
00:22:04She and Shakaar must be having a good time.
00:22:07That'd be my guess.
00:22:08Poor Odo.
00:22:09Odo? What's he got to do with it?
00:22:12Not a thing.
00:22:15That's the problem.
00:22:24QUARK: Have fun.
00:22:42Thank you, thank you for that kind applause.
00:22:44Keep clapping.
00:22:45There's a fly buzzing the room and one of you is bound to nail him.
00:22:48( rim shot, laughter )
00:22:57Why the long face, buddy boy?
00:22:59You still haven't told me what I'm supposed to do about Kira and Shakaar.
00:23:04Shakaar? Forget about that fink.
00:23:06I'll bet he doesn't look half as good in a tux as you do.
00:23:09( scoffs ) What difference does that make?
00:23:11You've been coming here every night for a week. Have I steered you wrong?
00:23:16No.
00:23:17Then you trust your Uncle Vic.
00:23:20Ladies and gentlemen, we have a very special surprise for you tonight.
00:23:23If this babe doesn't raise your temperature you better check the obituary column because chances are you're in it, pally.
00:23:29( laughter )
00:23:31Let's have a nice, warm round of applause for Miss Lola Chrystal.
00:23:36( applause )
00:23:39( playing "Fever" )
00:23:47♪ Never know how much I love you ♪
00:23:50♪ Never know how much I care ♪
00:23:55♪ When you put your arms around me ♪
00:23:59♪ I get a feeling that's so hard to bear ♪
00:24:02♪ You give me fever... ♪
00:24:04Remind you of anyone?
00:24:06♪ When you kiss me ♪
00:24:08♪ Fever when you hold me tight ♪
00:24:12♪ Fever ♪
00:24:13( sax sting )
00:24:15♪ In the morning ♪
00:24:16♪ Fever all through the night ♪
00:24:21♪ Everybody's ♪
00:24:23♪ Got the fever ♪
00:24:25♪ That is something ♪
00:24:27♪ You all know ♪
00:24:30♪ Fever isn't such a new thing ♪
00:24:34♪ Fever started long, long ago ♪
00:24:37( sax solo )
00:24:46♪ Sun lights up the daytime ♪
00:24:50♪ Moon lights up the night ♪
00:24:55♪ I light up when you call my name ♪
00:24:58♪ 'Cause you know I'm gonna treat you right ♪
00:25:02♪ You give me fever ♪
00:25:06♪ When you kiss me ♪
00:25:08♪ Fever, if you live, you learn ♪
00:25:12♪ Fever ♪
00:25:13( sax sting )
00:25:14♪ Till you sizzle ♪
00:25:16♪ What a lovely way to burn ♪
00:25:20♪ What a lovely way to burn ♪
00:25:24♪ What a lovely way to burn. ♪
00:25:36( applause and cheering )
00:25:44Don't look now, but I think she likes you.
00:25:58A toast.
00:26:01As Georgie Jessel once said
00:26:03"To whatever makes you happy."
00:26:05My thoughts exactly.
00:26:10I'm going to turn in.
00:26:12You two lovebirds can live without me, I trust?
00:26:15Oh, we'll manage.
00:26:17( whistling )
00:26:22( clears throat )
00:26:29You have a beautiful voice.
00:26:31( laughs softly )
00:26:33And you... have beautiful hands.
00:26:41( laughs )
00:26:44So I've been told.
00:26:48( laughs )
00:26:50They feel good, too.
00:26:53So do you.
00:26:56( sighs )
00:26:58I've been waiting to hold you like this for as long as I can remember.
00:27:03We just met tonight.
00:27:05I must have a short memory.
00:27:06You're funny.
00:27:07Kind of like Victor Borge?
00:27:09How'd you know?
00:27:16Ah, I... I can't.
00:27:18I can't do this.
00:27:19Why not?
00:27:20I'm sorry.
00:27:21It has nothing to do with you.
00:27:22Vic? Vic?!
00:27:24( door opens )
00:27:26What's wrong?
00:27:27This isn't working.
00:27:29I thought you two were getting along just fine.
00:27:32Of course, we are.
00:27:33You programmed her to find me irresistible.
00:27:35I could read her a criminal activities report.
00:27:37She'd think it was poetry.
00:27:38Do you want me to reprogram her-- make her play hard to get?
00:27:40ODO: No. She's nothing like Kira.
00:27:42Who's Kira?
00:27:43Of course, she's not Kira.
00:27:45She's a hologram.
00:27:46A what?
00:27:47Sweetheart, please, stay out of this.
00:27:49Do you know how difficult it was for me to get a holographic image of Major Kira?
00:27:53Lucky for you, Julian used her image in one of his spy programs-- though it did take me an hour to get rid of the Russian accent.
00:28:00Look, I appreciate what you've done for me but I'm afraid it's all been in vain.
00:28:04I may be Romeo in the holosuite but I know the first time
00:28:07I see the real Kira
00:28:09I'll turn back into Nanook of the North.
00:28:12At least you're starting to talk the talk.
00:28:14No, I was hoping for a bit more than that.
00:28:17Wait. Wait a minute.
00:28:18You can't give up now.
00:28:19I'm sorry, but I am tired of discussing my feelings with a hologram.
00:28:31You're a hologram, too?
00:28:44KIRA: Odo, hello.
00:28:47Major.
00:28:48Anything interesting happen while I was gone?
00:28:51Interesting?
00:28:52No, no. Nothing at all.
00:28:54As a matter of fact, it's... been rather dull.
00:28:58I'm sorry to hear that.
00:29:02Well, I, uh...
00:29:03I'd better get back to work.
00:29:28Hey, doll face.
00:29:29You asleep?
00:29:32How the hell did you get in here?
00:29:34I'm performing next door for Dax and Worf.
00:29:36I'm between sets, so I transferred my matrix from that holosuite to this one.
00:29:40Now, I don't have much time.
00:29:41What do you want?
00:29:42We have to talk.
00:29:44About what?
00:29:45Odo. What else?
00:29:46Odo.
00:29:48Come on, Major, don't be coy.
00:29:49We both know he's nuts about you.
00:29:51He told you that.
00:29:53He tells me everything.
00:29:54We've been spending a lot of time together.
00:29:57Odo... spending time in a holosuite?
00:30:00And loving it.
00:30:01Uh, I'm sorry.
00:30:03That's just not the Odo that I know.
00:30:05Which tells you what?
00:30:07You don't know him as well as you think you do.
00:30:10He's not the same stick-in-the-mud anymore.
00:30:12That cat can swing.
00:30:14Are we talking about the same Odo?
00:30:17The one and only.
00:30:18But let me tell you the only chick he wants to swing with is you.
00:30:22I take it that's a good thing.
00:30:24It's love, baby.
00:30:27Nothing better than that.
00:30:29How did you get in here again?
00:30:31Don't try to change the subject.
00:30:33We're talking about you and Odo.
00:30:35No, that's what you're talking about.
00:30:36I'm trying to meditate.
00:30:37And I don't mean to interrupt.
00:30:39Good, then leave.
00:30:43Talk about your cranky aliens.
00:30:45You two really are made for each other.
00:30:49Which is why you've got to come to the holosuite tonight.
00:30:52What for?
00:30:54So you and Odo can have dinner together.
00:30:55If Odo wants to have dinner with me then why doesn't he ask me himself?
00:30:59Because I'm asking you for him and neither one of us will take no for an answer.
00:31:08Well then I... better say yes.
00:31:11( laughs )
00:31:13Crazy.
00:31:25( groans )
00:31:26VIC: Odo? Can you hear me?
00:31:28Vic?
00:31:30What are you doing on the com line?
00:31:33I need to talk to you.
00:31:34I want you to come to the holosuite tonight.
00:31:36Why?
00:31:38I've done a complete overhaul on the Lola hologram-- or should I say the Kira hologram?
00:31:42I'm telling you, Odo you're going to think she's the real thing.
00:31:46She walks like Kira; she talks like Kira.
00:31:48Really?
00:31:50How did you manage to accomplish that?
00:31:54I don't have time to explain now.
00:31:55I'll see you tonight, 9:00--
00:31:56That's 2100 to you.
00:31:58I know.
00:32:00VIC: I'll see you then, pally.
00:32:10I believe you two know each other.
00:32:14You look lovely.
00:32:16Thank you.
00:32:18So do you.
00:32:20VIC: Mademoiselle.
00:32:32I'll be your server this evening.
00:32:35I'll try not to spill anything.
00:32:38To begin, a little Dom Perignon, '55 and some Oysters Rockefeller... to be followed by Caesar salad chateaubriand and cherries jubilee.
00:32:58This is all very interesting, but, uh... don't you feel a little silly being here in a holosuite?
00:33:11A bit.
00:33:13VIC: Let me know when you're ready for the salad.
00:33:25Bon appetit.
00:33:27It's French.
00:33:28An Earth language.
00:33:30It means "enjoy your meal."
00:33:32I didn't know you spoke French.
00:33:34I don't.
00:33:36It's something I learned from Vic.
00:33:38French is, uh...
00:33:41( with French accent ): the language of love.
00:33:46Vic's a fountain of information.
00:33:48He's certainly a man of many talents.
00:33:56But... we're really not here to talk about Vic, are we?
00:34:03I'm certainly not.
00:34:06Hmm.
00:34:11I always wondered what this would be like.
00:34:16The two of us having dinner together?
00:34:18It's certainly not the way
00:34:21I pictured it would be.
00:34:22( chuckling )
00:34:24It is a bit unusual.
00:34:30Is something wrong?
00:34:31You haven't touched your food.
00:34:33No, it-it looks delicious.
00:34:35I-I'm not hungry.
00:34:39Truth is I'm a little nervous.
00:34:42You? Nervous?
00:34:44A bit.
00:34:48It is a first date, right?
00:34:52Right.
00:34:56Well, there's nothing wrong with being a little nervous as long as it doesn't get in the way.
00:35:03Of what?
00:35:04Of enjoying yourself.
00:35:06I thought the only thing you enjoy is your work.
00:35:09How'd you know that?
00:35:12You told me yourself.
00:35:18Well done, Vic.
00:35:20Vic?
00:35:22Never mind.
00:35:27I do... enjoy my work.
00:35:32But I'm afraid I've used it as an excuse to avoid the rest of my life.
00:35:41I know the feeling.
00:35:45( soft jazz playing )
00:35:49♪ I've got you ♪
00:35:53♪ Under my skin ♪
00:35:59♪ I've got you ♪
00:36:02♪ Deep in the heart of me ♪
00:36:08♪ So deep in my heart ♪
00:36:12♪ You're really a part of me ♪
00:36:17♪ I've got you ♪
00:36:22♪ Under my skin... ♪
00:36:24It's a pretty song.
00:36:27It is, isn't it?
00:36:29You're sure you're not hungry?
00:36:32I'm sure.
00:36:33What do we do now?
00:36:37Only one thing we can do.
00:36:39Dance with me.
00:36:41I-I'm not sure I know how to dance to this kind of music.
00:36:45Just... stay close.
00:36:50♪ You never can win ♪
00:36:51Oh, sorry.
00:36:52No, that's good.
00:36:53♪ Use your mentality ♪
00:36:58♪ Wake up to reality... ♪
00:37:02Whoo!
00:37:03( laughing )
00:37:04♪ And each time I do ♪
00:37:06♪ Just the thought of you makes me stop ♪
00:37:10♪ Before I begin ♪
00:37:15♪ 'Cause I've got you... ♪
00:37:21I had no idea you could dance.
00:37:23It's amazing what you can learn in a holosuite.
00:37:27I can't believe we're having our first date in a holosuite.
00:37:35♪ 'Cause I've got you ♪
00:37:40♪ Under my skin. ♪
00:37:45I understand that you wouldn't be comfortable at Quark's, but I know one or two out-of-the-way restaurants on the station.
00:37:52Well, I don't think that's possible.
00:37:55You embarrassed of being seen with me?
00:37:58No.
00:38:01No.
00:38:03I meant... it would be difficult for you to leave the holosuite.
00:38:07Why?
00:38:11Well, it's complicated.
00:38:12Complicated to leave a holosuite?
00:38:15You make it sound like I'm a hologram.
00:38:19Aren't you?
00:38:22Is that what you think?
00:38:26Maybe you'd better tell her.
00:38:28There's nothing to tell.
00:38:30I'm good, pally, but I'm not that good.
00:38:33You been dancing with the real McCoy.
00:38:38You tricked me! And me.
00:38:40Hey, I brought you two lovebirds together.
00:38:42That was the whole idea, wasn't it?
00:38:45Nerys...
00:38:47Kira...
00:38:49Major...
00:38:56( sighs )
00:38:58Don't say it.
00:39:00Computer, end program.
00:39:08( heavy sigh )
00:39:14VIC: Odo? Are you there?
00:39:17I have nothing to say to you.
00:39:18VIC: Look, I know you think I sold you down the river.
00:39:20You lied to me!
00:39:22VIC: It was for your own good.
00:39:24It was time for you to stop playing around with holograms and start playing around with the real thing.
00:39:28You should have told me it was really Kira.
00:39:30Would you have shown up if I had?
00:39:34I don't hear an answer, pally.
00:39:36If you think about it, there's not much to be mad about.
00:39:39I saw the way she looked at you while the two of you were dancing.
00:39:42The lady digs you big time.
00:39:44She "digs" Shakaar.
00:39:47I can only imagine what she thinks of me.
00:39:49I kept insisting she was a hologram.
00:39:52Odo, listen to me.
00:39:53No! I'm done listening to you!
00:39:55Computer, end transmission.
00:40:03Are you going to tell me what's wrong?
00:40:05Oh, there's nothing wrong.
00:40:07Have you ever had a moment of pure clarity-- a moment where the truth seems to just leap up and grab you by the throat?
00:40:13I bet this has something to do with your visit with Shakaar.
00:40:16Oh, this has nothing to do with Shakaar.
00:40:18Now, tell me, have you ever had a moment like that?
00:40:21One or two, but, of course that's over a span of seven lifetimes.
00:40:24Only two moments of clarity in seven lifetimes?
00:40:28Nerys, total clarity is a very rare thing.
00:40:32I guess so.
00:40:33And when it comes to you it's important that you act on it because... believe me confusion and doubt will take over before you know it.
00:40:44You're absolutely right.
00:40:48Makes perfect sense.
00:40:50Don't tell me you're having another
00:40:51"moment of clarity."
00:40:52That's two in two days.
00:40:54That's amazing.
00:41:02Odo, wait.
00:41:03Major, if you don't mind
00:41:05I'd like to forget all about last night.
00:41:06I don't think that's a good idea.
00:41:07We need to talk about what happened.
00:41:09Very well, then we can meet in my office in an hour.
00:41:11No, let's discuss it over dinner. Dinner?
00:41:13Yeah, you can choose the restaurant. Anywhere but a holosuite.
00:41:15What about Shakaar? Do you think he'll approve?
00:41:17Look, I don't care whether he approves or not.
00:41:20Shakaar and I are friends.
00:41:21That's all-- friends.
00:41:23The First Minister asked me to update him on the war with the Dominion.
00:41:27My visit was strictly business.
00:41:29Now, are we going to have dinner together or not?
00:41:31And if we do, then what?
00:41:32I don't know, maybe we could go dancing.
00:41:34And after that, I suppose you'll expect me to kiss you.
00:41:36Well, it's possible. Well then, who needs dinner?
00:41:38Why don't I just get it over with and kiss you right now?
00:41:40Well, why don't you?
00:42:02You're right.
00:42:05Who needs dinner?
00:42:07♪ 'Cause I've got you ♪
00:42:11♪ Under my skin ♪
00:42:15♪ 'Cause I've got you ♪
00:42:21♪ Under my skin. ♪
00:42:25( music continues )
00:42:29( song ends )
00:42:35Here in Vegas, there's only one way to make sure you don't lose any money.
00:42:39The moment you step off the plane you walk right into the propellers.
00:42:42( laughter )
00:42:43( rim shot and applause )
00:42:44See you in a few minutes, folks.
00:42:47Odo. Hey, long time no see.
00:42:50Well, I've been busy.
00:42:51So I hear.
00:42:52Julian tells me you and the Major are quite an item.
00:42:54Well, for the moment.
00:42:56Who knows how long it'll last.
00:42:58That's my Odo-- always ready to turn victory into defeat.
00:43:01( chuckling )
00:43:02I... wanted to thank you for all your help.
00:43:06Anytime, pally.
00:43:08Anytime.
00:43:09Hey, you feel like sitting in on a number?
00:43:11Uh... some other time.
00:43:15Well, say hi to the Major for me.
00:43:18Hey, do me a favor.
00:43:20Leave the program running for a few minutes after you leave.
00:43:23I feel like singing.
00:43:26Whatever makes you happy.
00:43:33( "Come Fly With Me" begins )
00:43:40♪ Come fly with me ♪
00:43:42♪ Come fly, let's fly away ♪
00:43:47♪ If you can use some exotic booze ♪
00:43:51♪ There's a bar in far Bombay ♪
00:43:54♪ It's perfect for a flying honeymoon ♪
00:43:59♪ They say ♪
00:44:01♪ Come fly with me ♪
00:44:03♪ Come fly, let's fly away ♪
00:44:08♪ Come fly with me ♪
00:44:10♪ Pack up, let's fly away. ♪