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00:00:07[Indistinct conversations] -Man: It's starting.
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00:00:12What am I looking for? Uhh...
00:00:15What am I looking for?
00:00:16What am I looking for?
00:00:17For bootlegs...
00:00:193/4-inch socket wrench.
00:00:20For the best coffee in the city.
00:00:22[Audience applauds, whistles] -Winona Ryder. So into her.
00:00:25Landscaping supplies?
00:00:26-Shoes. -Shoes.
00:00:28For the meaning of life, bra.
00:00:29[Laughter]
00:00:31[Speaking Spanish]
00:00:33I'm looking for something funny.
00:00:34[Speaking Hebrew]
00:00:36I'm looking for inspiration!
00:00:38I'm looking for a cure.
00:00:40-I'm looking for... -I'm looking for...
00:00:42-I'm looking for... -I'm looking for...
00:00:44-I'm looking for... -I'm looking for...
00:00:46-I'm looking for... -I'm looking for...
00:00:47I'm looking for...
00:00:49Dude, the Internet.
00:00:50-The Internet? -The Internet.
00:00:53What in God's name would I look for on the Internet?
00:00:55Yeah, you could... [Applause]
00:00:57...find just about anything on the Internet.
00:00:59[Inspirational music playing]
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00:01:06Whoo!
00:01:07[Cheers and applause]
00:01:15[Cheers and applause continue]
00:01:17Okay -- it's, uh, a commercial.
00:01:19And commercials exist to sell products.
00:01:22But this isn't just a product. It isn't.
00:01:25It's a new way of connecting.
00:01:27A new way of being.
00:01:30Uhh, hit it.
00:01:31-[Gasping] -Whoo hoo hoo!
00:01:33[Cheers and applause]
00:01:35So, this is the new Comet, and it launches tonight.
00:01:39No longer are we just a way station on people's journey someplace else.
00:01:43We are the destination.
00:01:45[Cheers and applause]
00:01:51This is the combined effort of every single person here, from our original surfers to our coding team headed up by Cameron Howe.
00:01:59[Cheers and applause] -Woman: Good job, Cam!
00:02:02It's Cameron's last day now that work on the relaunch is complete...
00:02:06All: Aww!
00:02:07Settle down. We all knew her days were numbered.
00:02:10Uhh...
00:02:12So, one more person I'd like to mention.
00:02:17A huge part of the soul of this place is no longer here.
00:02:22But this is a family business.
00:02:25Comet began with Haley Clark.
00:02:28Her dad and I met back in 1983.
00:02:32And I told him, "Computers aren't the thing.
00:02:40They're the thing that gets us to the thing."
00:02:48And this is the...
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00:03:08Com-IT! Com-IT!
00:03:10All: Com-IT! Com-IT! Com-IT!
00:03:14Com-IT! Com-IT! Com-IT!
00:03:17Com-IT! Com-IT!
00:03:19Com-IT! Com-IT!
00:03:21Com-IT! Com-IT!
00:03:22Whoo-ooo!
00:03:24All right!
00:03:25Back to it!
00:03:27[Cheers and applause]
00:03:30[Indistinct conversations]
00:03:32Yeah, do like...
00:03:34Think we can, uh, discuss that --
00:03:35-We have some mock-ups. -Yeah, five minutes.
00:03:38[Indistinct conversations]
00:03:41You okay?
00:03:42Yeah. Celebrate later?
00:03:43Yeah. What you wanna do?
00:03:45Just...get some dinner and make out in a parked car somewhere?
00:03:48A little over-the-clothes stuff and some dim sum.
00:03:50[Laughs]
00:03:52So I guess I will say goodbye to the guys, and uh, I can call Alexa.
00:03:59Of course. Yeah.
00:04:01[Indistinct conversations]
00:04:12Woman on P.A.: Ladies at gentlemen,
00:04:13at this time, we are now boarding
00:04:15our main-cabin passengers onto Pacific Flight 590,
00:04:19with nonstop service to Bangkok.
00:04:23Oh, oh. I almost forgot. Hang on.
00:04:26Here.
00:04:30-What is this? -That is a travel organizer.
00:04:32I put a little map of Bangkok in there.
00:04:34-Hmm. -Compartments for loose change and, um, your passport, traveler's checks.
00:04:39Mom, I'm not taking this.
00:04:41Why?
00:04:43Because I'm 18 and not 45.
00:04:45I'm staying in hostels.
00:04:47If you actually want me to get mugged,
00:04:49I'll walk around with a Louis Vuitton wallet.
00:04:50[Sighs]
00:04:51Mom, this is my trip.
00:04:53I just wish you'd treat me like an adult.
00:04:55Which I am, by the way.
00:04:57You...
00:05:00Fine.
00:05:02Be safe.
00:05:03Okay.
00:05:04-Bye. -Oh, my God.
00:05:08Keys to my Civic are on my desk.
00:05:10Take my old driver's license, okay?
00:05:12Just in case.
00:05:13It's an old photo, but... the cops will believe you 'cause you're a cute girl.
00:05:18Maybe wear a hat just in case.
00:05:21[Laughing] Yeah.
00:05:25Ladies and gentlemen,
00:05:27this is the final boarding call
00:05:28for the Cathay Pacific Flight 590...
00:05:31Okay. ...with nonstop service to Bangkok.
00:05:33Don't go.
00:05:34[Sobs]
00:05:36You don't have to go.
00:05:38I don't know why you have to do this right now.
00:05:40You should just... just stay.
00:05:43This is such bullshit, Mom.
00:05:46Uhh...
00:05:48[Indistinct conversations]
00:05:54Let's go, Mom.
00:05:56[Sobbing]
00:05:58[Monitor beeping, buzzing]
00:05:59The doctor complains to his wife that she ain't so good in bed anymore.
00:06:05Well, he goes to work.
00:06:06And by midday, he calls her on the phone.
00:06:08And the phone rings and it rings...
00:06:11[Beeping, buzzing] And it rings and it rings.
00:06:15And, uh, finally, she picks up. She's out of breath.
00:06:17And he goes, "What the hell took you so long to answer the phone?"
00:06:20[Laughs] And she says...
00:06:22Something about a second opinion, right?
00:06:25Yeah. [Clears throat] That's the one.
00:06:29So...stent looks pretty good.
00:06:33Yeah.
00:06:34Any shortness of breath, chest pains?
00:06:37No. No.
00:06:39Get a little light-headed sometimes if I shit real big.
00:06:47You know, I never asked you -- Levecq -- what the hell kinda name is that?
00:06:52Levecq? Is it, uh...Swedish?
00:06:57Or...is it Norwegian, or...
00:07:00Is it a Czech-- Czechoslovakian?
00:07:02Little French Canadian there?
00:07:07Hmm.
00:07:09[Inhales deeply]
00:07:11[Exhales]
00:07:12Dutch.
00:07:14You're good to go.
00:07:15Well --
00:07:16Okay, but -- wh--
00:07:19When do you want me to come back?
00:07:20I don't.
00:07:23Well, not even for a look-see?
00:07:25I mean...don't you want to make sure
00:07:27I'm not blowing a gasket?
00:07:29Mm, nope.
00:07:31Something goes wrong, call.
00:07:32If doesn't, don't.
00:07:34[Clears throat]
00:07:39You're in good health, John.
00:07:41If you take care of yourself, you'll live well into the 21st century.
00:07:45[Gong booms]
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00:08:05[Aaron Copland's "Fanfare for the Common Man" plays]
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00:08:4721st century.
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00:08:52Son of a... [Laughs]
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00:09:26Joe: So then Marc Andreessen and Jim Clark fly out to Urbana Champaign, gather all the Mosaic coders in a pizza joint, and offer them $65,000 salaries, a-a week's vacation on his yacht in Tahiti, and 100,000 shares of the company.
00:09:39And Clark tells them that if they leave NCSA and come work for him, they'll be worth $10 million in less than five years.
00:09:47So Jim Clark steals all the best coders from a shitty company to go do something way better...
00:09:52Why does that sound familiar?
00:09:55Anyway, my point is that they've all followed him out to Silicon Valley to build a browser, and now Netscape is about to demolish Mosaic.
00:10:05If we were to launch Comet inside Netscape, it'd be slow as hell, if it even loads correctly.
00:10:10And if it doesn't, then Rover won't or any of our competitors.
00:10:13But if we can figure out a way to make Comet run smoothly on Netscape, then all of their users will flock to us.
00:10:22But those guys created Mosaic.
00:10:24They already know how to make a browser that runs.
00:10:26But they can't replicate what they've already done.
00:10:27The Mosaic code is intellectual property.
00:10:29Like the BIOS.
00:10:30Yeah, like the BIOS.
00:10:31And they won't know how it works until it's out in the wild.
00:10:34And -- And...they...
00:10:38They'll want to make Netscape better than Mosaic.
00:10:41Joe...what are we doing here?
00:10:43You could've told me all of this in bed.
00:10:46Oh.
00:10:52The sound card's blown.
00:10:53Other than that, it runs perfectly.
00:10:56Oh...
00:10:58'Kay.
00:11:00I need one more thing from you.
00:11:03[Exhales deeply]
00:11:05Uh-huh...
00:11:06It's a quick job. When Netscape launches, we pull apart the code so that Comet can load fast.
00:11:13And you're bribing me with Centipede?
00:11:16Mm-hmm.
00:11:17If we can pull this off, we'll have a -- a showpiece to offer Jim Clark so he can promote his baby.
00:11:23They will beg for us to be a part of their infrastructure.
00:11:28[Sighs] Okay.
00:11:30We can't wait until Netscape launches.
00:11:32It's too late.
00:11:33We have to optimize Comet so that it's running fast on Day One.
00:11:36Which, if you want a showcase for Jim Clark... we need to start pulling apart the Netscape code today.
00:11:44But there's no way they're going to just give us a working copy.
00:11:47Oh, no, they won't.
00:11:51Let me make a call.
00:11:54I love you.
00:11:55[Laughs softly]
00:11:57[Distant beeping]
00:11:58What is that sound?
00:12:00[Beeping continues]
00:12:01It's Gordon's wristwatch.
00:12:06Ohh.
00:12:08It would go off when he needed to take his medication.
00:12:11[Beeping continues]
00:12:13I don't know where the key to the office is.
00:12:16[Beeping rapidly]
00:12:22[Beeping stops]
00:12:24[Scoffs] Okay.
00:12:27I'll call our locksmith today.
00:12:31Mm-hmm.
00:12:36Hey, do you want to play?
00:12:41Sure.
00:12:43[Coins rattle]
00:12:48All right.
00:12:50[Buttons clicking]
00:12:51[Splashing]
00:13:02Oh.
00:13:04Hi. [Chuckles]
00:13:10How, uh -- How was Seattle?
00:13:13Soggy.
00:13:14[Laughs]
00:13:15Sorry about the ambush.
00:13:16I saw your car parked in the driveway, and nobody answered when I rang the bell.
00:13:21How was it? Sending Joanie off?
00:13:24Oh, you know, fine.
00:13:27Just hope she stays safe.
00:13:29Donna: How's Jennifer settling in at Stanford?
00:13:31Well, she was home the first weekend.
00:13:33Ohhh.
00:13:34Doing laundry, stealing food.
00:13:36-Yeah. -Last year at this time,
00:13:37I couldn't bear the thought of her leaving for college.
00:13:39And now...I kinda wish she'd at least left the zip code.
00:13:43[Laughs] Yeah, well...
00:13:47[Sighs]
00:13:49So...we have news.
00:13:51Kimberly is pregnant.
00:13:55Wh-- I-- Congratulations!
00:13:58That's amazing.
00:13:59Yeah. No, but thanks.
00:14:02[Laughs]
00:14:04But the whole family wants to take a big trip to Ireland while she can still fly.
00:14:08And John and I would like to do some traveling of our own --
00:14:12No, I know. You're ready to move on.
00:14:15Donna, I understand. It's been hard.
00:14:19But it's been four months.
00:14:21And I need to know what you're doing.
00:14:25I'm swimming.
00:14:29[Exhales sharply]
00:14:31We have greased the rails.
00:14:34Managing partner is yours.
00:14:36Period.
00:14:38You said you wanted the summer to be with your girls.
00:14:40I heard that. But the summer is over, Donna.
00:14:43The longer you wait, the harder it's gonna get.
00:14:45Trip and his stooges are strutting through that office every day thinking they can run it better than you.
00:14:50They think you're getting soft.
00:14:52Look, if you don't want this, it's okay.
00:14:56We can have that conversation.
00:15:01But you need to make a decision.
00:15:04[Sighs]
00:15:07Okay, well... give it some thought, and let me know.
00:15:30[Sighs]
00:15:31Hm.
00:15:33[Chuckles]
00:15:35C--
00:15:42You got to be kiddin' me.
00:15:45Whaaat?
00:15:49Oh, hey.
00:15:51Hey, you're home later than I thought.
00:15:53How was the trip?
00:15:54-It was good. -Ahh!
00:15:56Sorry, I stopped to see Donna on the way home from the airport.
00:15:59Well, so what's the verdict?
00:16:01We gonna sprout wings and see the world or is she gonna float in that swimming pool forever?
00:16:05You know, I don't know.
00:16:08I'm gonna go wash the plane off me.
00:16:11All right. Hey, what is all this stuff?
00:16:15Some of Ben's old junk, I suppose.
00:16:17[Chuckles]
00:16:19What have you been doing with your bachelorhood?
00:16:21Well, you know, fartin' around.
00:16:23This and that. Went to the doctor.
00:16:26Got a clean bill of health. [Laughs]
00:16:28He said I should live well into the 21st century.
00:16:31You imagine that? Jet packs and robot overlords.
00:16:34[Chuckles]
00:16:37Hey, look what I found, too.
00:16:39Can you believe this? This is a Cardiff original.
00:16:42I could've packed this thing in a box myself when I was a teenager. [Laughing] My God.
00:16:47I bet it still works.
00:16:48I just need to get some batteries for it.
00:16:50♪♪
00:16:53What?
00:16:54[Inhales deeply]
00:16:55Honey, what?
00:16:56[Clank]
00:16:57What?
00:16:58I'm sorry, I...
00:17:02You're gonna be okay.
00:17:04♪♪
00:17:05Yeah, I'm okay.
00:17:08I'm okay.
00:17:10I'm gonna be okay.
00:17:12♪♪
00:17:17Ooh. Mercy.
00:17:19You weren't kidding about that plane goo, were ya?
00:17:22[Laughs softly]
00:17:24Come on! Get to scrubbing!
00:17:26[Chuckles]
00:17:28♪♪
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00:17:36Ahh, look at ya.
00:17:39[Indistinct talking, phones ringing]
00:17:41But how do we optimize for Netscape if there's no Netscape yet?
00:17:44Look, I get it. And I'm trying to figure it out.
00:17:46But in the meantime, we still have to go through --
00:17:48[Knock on door] Oh, okay. One second.
00:17:53Hi.
00:17:54Hi. For you.
00:17:55Oh, God. Thank you.
00:17:56[Laughing] Sure. Um...
00:17:58Here, let me show you out.
00:18:00So this is Comet.
00:18:02Yeah.
00:18:04Oh, I -- I saw the Mercury today.
00:18:07Mm. God, the robotics thing you're doing looks so cool.
00:18:10I'm flying out with those guys in a few weeks -- conference at the Sorbonne. You should come.
00:18:14Oh, that's [laughs] --
00:18:16I mean, I find all that stuff super fascinating, but...it's not really my thing.
00:18:21Right?
00:18:22No, I know.
00:18:24But it's just a couple of days. All expenses paid.
00:18:27Worst that happens?
00:18:29You meet some fascinating people and eat too much lobster thermidor.
00:18:32[Laughing] Yeah.
00:18:33Next time.
00:18:34Is what you said last time.
00:18:37Look, I know that --
00:18:38I've been talking you up. People are really interested.
00:18:41And that's...great.
00:18:43Hey, look, I'm sure that it's been a tough time for all of you.
00:18:47And I get that you're trying to help a friend out.
00:18:49And I'm young, so, you know, what do I know.
00:18:52But you can get so tied up in your obligations you forget your biggest obligation is to your future self.
00:18:59I know that.
00:19:02Okay.
00:19:03Well...
00:19:04Hey, thank you.
00:19:06And...
00:19:08[Hushed voice] Seriously, this is the last thing.
00:19:11I hope so.
00:19:13♪♪
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00:19:19[Door opens]
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00:19:22[Door closes]
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00:19:31Carmen: [Laughing] But these are, like, huge shrimps, like, should not be called shrimp, and had those, like, little feeler touchy things still attached? -No!
00:19:41-Yes! -No.
00:19:42Huge plate, deep-fried, and those...feeler things were, like, this long.
00:19:46-Come on. -Oh, no.
00:19:47Please tell me you didn't eat one.
00:19:48It was a business dinner. [Laughing] I had to.
00:19:51So I took a glug of saké, picked one up, and just...
00:19:53[Crunches]
00:19:54[Slurps] -Oh, good lord.
00:19:56You're disgusting.
00:19:57That's my story.
00:19:58-[Laughs] -[Laughs]
00:20:00Okay, Joe, you're up.
00:20:03Yeah. Uhh... Porpoise testicles.
00:20:05-Joe... -Ughh.
00:20:07...you did not eat porpoise testicles. [Laughs]
00:20:09I 100% did.
00:20:10It is not legal to even eat any porpoise anything.
00:20:13I ate those fishy balls.
00:20:14I did.
00:20:16Do porpoises even have testicles?
00:20:17I think so. I mean, what is a porpoise?
00:20:19I mean, yeah. I think it was a porpoise.
00:20:22But whatever it was, it was -- it was squishy, and I vomited... -Mm!
00:20:28...into the gutter, and...Donna, you're up.
00:20:30Oh. Uhh...
00:20:32Yeah. All right -- beef carpaccio.
00:20:37Ugh. So weird.
00:20:39Um...
00:20:41Um, Cameron will do this thing where she can, uh, like, set up, uh...
00:20:45What? ...an assembly line of bologna, mayonnaise...
00:20:48-Ohh! -...and pickles.
00:20:49No, not pickles -- cornichon.
00:20:50And, yes, duh... -I'm corrected. it's delicious. You get a pile of mayonnaise, pile of cornichon, dip the cornichon in the mayonnaise, wrap it in bologna, pop it in your mouth.
00:21:01[Laughs softly]
00:21:02That's pretty gross.
00:21:06So have you guys heard from Joanie?
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:09Uh, she went to the Grand Palace, and she saw this huge elephant park and something called the Sanctuary of Truth, which is this massive temple carved totally out of wood.
00:21:20And on her second night, there was this monsoon?
00:21:22But it's not like here, the rain was super warm, so she went running through the streets and she got all soaked and she ended up eating noodles in this little shack and made friends with these total strangers, and now they're all backpacking to Phuket.
00:21:35Wow. That's awesome.
00:21:36Yeah, I know. It's like...
00:21:39She decides she wants to do something, and she just does it, you know?
00:21:45Where's she going next?
00:21:47I don't know.
00:21:51Uh, I don't know.
00:21:53I, uh, didn't get a chance to talk to her when she called.
00:21:56She just spoke to Haley, so...
00:21:58Oh.
00:22:01Uh...
00:22:03Hey, Haley. There's something I want to show you.
00:22:06Hm?
00:22:07Come with me.
00:22:08Yeah, go check it out.
00:22:09-Okay. -We'll clean up.
00:22:13It's the commercial.
00:22:15I've just been dying to show it to you.
00:22:18Oh...no, that's -- that's okay.
00:22:20No, you got to see this. Come on.
00:22:24We got to grab lunch soon.
00:22:26Catch up, you know?
00:22:28Yeah, sure.
00:22:30[Faucet running] -Ooh!
00:22:31[Faucet stops] [Hushed voice] Sorry.
00:22:32We're not actually gonna do the dishes.
00:22:35Um, Joe likes the dishes done in a very particular way, and I'm not good at doing them like that, so I just don't do them anymore.
00:22:45[Comet commercial playing]
00:22:47Hey, so you're the new Diane now.
00:22:50Oh...Yeah, no. I mean, nothing's official yet.
00:22:53I'm still trying to decide if I even want it.
00:22:55What? Of course you want it.
00:22:57Yeah, you know, it's just,
00:22:59I'm already so far removed from the creative side of things.
00:23:03And it only gets worse if you're managing partner, you know?
00:23:06Oh, uh, how are things with Alexa?
00:23:08Are you, uh, you working on something new?
00:23:10Kinda. Yeah.
00:23:11[Wine flowing]
00:23:12God, she just scored with this --
00:23:14Oh, yeah, the robotics thing.
00:23:16Robotics, yeah, yeah, yeah. The Mercury...
00:23:17Yeah. Ugh. God, I miss that.
00:23:20Doing things.
00:23:22Yeah.
00:23:24I mean, it's not like she actually did anything.
00:23:28She just found those people, you know?
00:23:31She doesn't really get her hands dirty.
00:23:33Ah.
00:23:35Why, do you want to do something?
00:23:39No.
00:23:40I don't know.
00:23:44Aaaghh...I just --
00:23:46I haven't had an original idea in kind of a long time.
00:23:51Well, you came up with Community. [Laughs softly]
00:23:54That was just an idea that percolated down from one of your ideas.
00:23:58That's not totally accurate.
00:24:01And, anyway, ideas are, like, not the work.
00:24:07Yeah.
00:24:08I mean, what you do -- it's more than just signing a check.
00:24:13I-I get that now. [Laughs softly]
00:24:20So I'm not parasite?
00:24:25You're not a parasite.
00:24:28[Laughs softly]
00:24:30♪♪
00:24:35What the hell.
00:24:37Hey, hold on. Haley, wait.
00:24:39Is it because...
00:24:41It's weird to see him.
00:24:44Is it weird?
00:24:46Yeah, it's weird to see my dead dad in a stupid commercial.
00:24:50It's weird that I'm in it, and that you didn't even ask me, and I don't even look like that anymore.
00:24:57And it's weird that you've taken this thing that I made, and -- and now it's yours.
00:25:03And all you want is to make money off of it!
00:25:05Hey, I understa--
00:25:06I'm 15! I don't want to have lunch and catch up or whatever.
00:25:10I don't want to be at dinners.
00:25:12I want everyone to leave me alone.
00:25:14[Keys jangling] I'll be in the car.
00:25:16[Door opens, slams shuts]
00:25:19♪♪
00:25:23Uhh...
00:25:25♪♪
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00:25:32I'm pulling the ad.
00:25:35Joe...
00:25:37Look, you put a lot of money in that commercial.
00:25:40Don't just throw it down the drain.
00:25:42Maybe you can cut her out of it.
00:25:45It's my company.
00:25:52I'm gonna do some work. Before bed.
00:25:54[Pots clank]
00:25:56What work?
00:25:58Uhh, I've...been putting things off with Alexa.
00:26:01And, uh...I need to give that some thought.
00:26:08[Microwave humming]
00:26:18I gave Joe permission, you know, for you to be in the ad.
00:26:24So if you want to be angry, you should be angry with me.
00:26:27It's not his fault.
00:26:28[Plastic crackling]
00:26:31I thought you'd like it.
00:26:33I just want some Bagel Bites.
00:26:38Haley, if there's anything you want to talk about, I'm --
00:26:41[Microwave beeping]
00:26:43[Sighs]
00:26:49[Plate clinks]
00:26:51Hey, I know we said I'd go back to work as soon as you started back up at school, but if you want, I can stay home --
00:26:56No. I want you to go back to work.
00:26:58And I want you to stop worrying about me so much.
00:27:01Just, you know, worry about you.
00:27:04You're here all day.
00:27:06Swimming.
00:27:07Well, I like swimming.
00:27:09Yeah, Mom, I like swimming, too, but Jesus Christ.
00:27:12[Laughs]
00:27:14[Laughs]
00:27:27Not bad.
00:27:28They're incredible.
00:27:30Um...I'm gonna go to my room.
00:27:32So...Night.
00:27:43John: Oh, that is a beaut, huh?
00:27:45Donna: Uh-huh.
00:27:47Ooh. That's good cocoa.
00:27:50Mama used to make it with real chocolate.
00:27:53She'd put it in the double boiler and melt it down.
00:27:55That instant bullshit they have.
00:27:58Ugh, ugh.
00:27:59It's alkalized cocoa powder, what it is.
00:28:01That's the garbage that's left over after they roast the cocoa beans, and they run it through a chemical bath so you can't taste how awful it is.
00:28:08My God, it's a national travesty.
00:28:10Yeah, well... things used to be more real, right?
00:28:15See the way they worked -- this connects to this.
00:28:20Now it's just all on a chip.
00:28:23Yeah, it's like magic now.
00:28:25Ahh, yeah, well... not my kind of magic.
00:28:29[Chuckles]
00:28:32What's so special you need to get this thing fixed today, huh?
00:28:35You gonna miss the Glenn Miller Orchestra or something?
00:28:37No, just got a bug up my butt, wanted to see if it still worked.
00:28:40I used to pack that exact model into boxes all day at the Cardiff factory.
00:28:44[Chuckles]
00:28:46[Laughing] Yeah.
00:28:47Yeah.
00:28:48I can still smell that place.
00:28:50It's weird, isn't it, how much stuff you remember from early in life?
00:28:55And how all that stuff in the middle just kinda... just kinda runs together.
00:29:02I am seven years older than my father was when he died.
00:29:06He spent the whole day before yelling about how the tree from the Malone place was gonna bore into that sewer line and cost him a damn fortune.
00:29:16[Chuckles]
00:29:17And then boom, down.
00:29:21Just...spent his last day bitching about tree roots.
00:29:25Oh, Dad.
00:29:29Anyway, it just seems to me if you want something, best to go get it done.
00:29:38Now.
00:29:43ANNOUNCER: It's a real pitchers' duel here.
00:29:45-Hey! -[Laughs softly]
00:29:46Now, that's magic.
00:29:48See?
00:29:49Perfect.
00:29:51[Static]
00:29:53Hey, would you, uh...
00:29:55Would you have Diane give me a call?
00:29:58Will do.
00:30:02Ahh, screw it.
00:30:04[Exhales deeply]
00:30:06Just tell her I'm ready.
00:30:10Okay.
00:30:16[Veruca Salt's "Seether" playing, volume increasing ]
00:30:18♪ I try to knock her out ♪
00:30:22♪ I try to cram her back in my mouth, yeah ♪
00:30:28♪♪
00:30:32♪ Can't fight the seether ♪
00:30:35♪ Seether ♪
00:30:36♪ Can't fight the seether ♪
00:30:38♪ Seether ♪
00:30:39♪ Can't fight the seether ♪
00:30:42♪ I can't see her till I'm foaming at the mouth ♪
00:30:46[Music stops]
00:30:56[Imitates monkey screeching]
00:30:59[Laughs]
00:31:01[Indistinct conversations]
00:31:09Hey.
00:31:10Hey...um...
00:31:12So, I was thinking.
00:31:14I have my sister's car.
00:31:15Because remember how I said she's going to Thailand?
00:31:18Which she says is hella badass.
00:31:20Um...and, I mean, I'm sure you have a car, too, and I'm not even supposed to be driving it yet, but...whatever.
00:31:26So, um, I was -- I was wondering, um, have you h-- have you heard of "Natural Born Killers"?
00:31:32Yes.
00:31:33Yeah. Juliette Lewis is awesome, and it's playing at the Century 24, but it's super popular so it might be sold out...
00:31:39-Oh, well, that's -- -But if it is, uh, then we could go to the Winchester Mystery House which is right next door, and they do these midnight tours.
00:31:46Which are dope, I think...
00:31:47-[Laughs softly] -And, um, yeah.
00:31:49Anyway, um [inhales deeply] could I take you to see "Natural Born Killers"?
00:31:58[Door bells jingle]
00:32:00Um...
00:32:02[Inhales sharply]
00:32:06[Whimpers]
00:32:11[Sobbing]
00:32:23♪ ...long time ago, baby ♪
00:32:25[Broom sweeping]
00:32:29Okay, hold on.
00:32:31Hold -- almost.
00:32:32♪ I am nobody's friend ♪
00:32:36All right.
00:32:39Okay.
00:32:41[Gasps]
00:32:43It's truly a masterpiece.
00:32:45Yeah.
00:32:46[Both laugh]
00:32:47This is your Sistine Chapel.
00:32:48Awww, hell.
00:32:50I found a box of Miracle-Gro down there from 1982.
00:32:52[Chuckles]
00:32:55All right.
00:32:56I'm done.
00:32:57Done, I say.
00:32:59[Sighs]
00:33:01How about you and I do some actual living?
00:33:05Hm?
00:33:07[Paul and Paula's "Hey Paula" plays ]
00:33:08♪ Hey, hey, Paula, I wanna marry you ♪
00:33:14♪ Hey, hey, Paula, no one else could ever do ♪
00:33:22♪ I've waited so long for school to be through ♪
00:33:28♪ Paula, I can't wait no more for you ♪
00:33:34[Laughs]
00:33:35♪ My love, my love ♪
00:33:43[Keyboard clacking]
00:33:44Can't we cheat it?
00:33:45Make it so we that we store recurrent Comet images in the user's Netscape cache?
00:33:49It would make it load so much faster.
00:33:50Yeah, I would, if Netscape supported that, but they don't, so...
00:33:54Is the query box fixed?
00:33:56Or does it still get a null response if you put a space before the carriage return?
00:33:59Still on my punch list.
00:34:01[Foot taps]
00:34:03Joe, this is still an early beta.
00:34:05So there's tons of bugs.
00:34:07We don't know what they're gonna fix, how they're gonna fix it, how those fixes are gonna affect us.
00:34:11Guess I should just shut up.
00:34:13No, but could you just relax?
00:34:16We've got tons of time.
00:34:17We've got two days.
00:34:18Yeah, we have two days.
00:34:22Okay, here.
00:34:26That looks worse than it did before.
00:34:28I know. It's part of the...process.
00:34:31[Inhales deeply, exhales]
00:34:33Maybe you shouldn't watch how the sausage is made.
00:34:38[Notebook slams]
00:34:39[Pen slams]
00:34:44[Computer dings]
00:34:48Are you checking your e-mail?
00:34:50What?
00:34:52Nothing.
00:34:53No, what?
00:34:55What, am I not taking this seriously enough for you?
00:34:57I didn't say that.
00:34:58You didn't have to say it. You're acting like it.
00:35:00We've got the cheat sheet to the exam.
00:35:02We've won.
00:35:04I just don't want to miss another opportunity.
00:35:06Two days.
00:35:08Two days. That's all I'm asking for.
00:35:11Can you just focus long enough for us to get Comet optimized...
00:35:14Oh, my God. ...so that it loads perfectly when Netscape ships.
00:35:16I'm giving you my focus.
00:35:18Jesus, I'm doing you a favor.
00:35:21Who's the e-mail from?
00:35:23[Scoffing] Are you...
00:35:27Alexa.
00:35:30Go ahead.
00:35:31Read it.
00:35:35[Sighs]
00:35:39Oh, g--
00:35:41It's the new beta.
00:35:44Shall I thank her for you, or do you want to compose something that'll make her feel like a total shitbag for helping you out?
00:35:49Give me a break.
00:35:54[Computer chimes]
00:35:56Okay.
00:35:59Looks the same as the old one.
00:36:01Yeah, the skin's the same. Let's see how she runs.
00:36:07-Whoa. -Uhh...
00:36:10That's way faster than I thought.
00:36:13-Yeah. -Wow.
00:36:15Hold on.
00:36:17What, you can put text in fields before the page fully loads?
00:36:20Really nice touch.
00:36:22Okay, so they've got support for JPEG.
00:36:25The formatting is perfect.
00:36:27I'm gonna set a call with Jim Clark.
00:36:28[Gasps] You know what we could do?
00:36:30We could put a badge on our homepage saying "Optimized for Netscape."
00:36:33And the gifs would render smoothly if --
00:36:35Wait, wait...
00:36:37What is that? That wasn't there before.
00:36:44What the hell is Yahoo?
00:36:46Two guys. Stanford. Used to be called
00:36:48"Jerry and David's Guide to the World Wide Web."
00:36:51[Laughing] But...
00:36:53This sucks. The design's terrible, there's no image support, they're --
00:36:58On the toolbar.
00:36:59What?
00:37:01They're on the toolbar.
00:37:09That's it.
00:37:11They've won.
00:37:14They're the directory to the Web.
00:37:17We don't exist.
00:37:20[Watch beeping]
00:37:22Oh, God.
00:37:25Come on.
00:37:26[Beeping continues]
00:37:29Joe.
00:37:32Joe!
00:37:39[Beeping continues]
00:37:48[Beeping quickens]
00:37:55[Beeping stops]
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00:40:06There's coffee.
00:40:10I'm all right.
00:40:22[Exhales deeply]
00:40:32I wanted it to work.
00:40:36I wanted us to work.
00:40:40Yeah?
00:40:45Me too.
00:40:49It did.
00:40:51For a while.
00:40:59For a while.
00:41:02Yeah.
00:41:04♪♪
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00:41:12The thing that gets you to the thing.
00:41:17Huh?
00:41:18♪♪
00:41:21It was you.
00:41:23♪♪
00:41:28It was always you.
00:41:30♪♪
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00:41:45[Elevator bell dings]
00:41:47[Exhales deeply]
00:41:51[Elevator dings, descends]
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00:42:15[Applause]
00:42:19Thank you. Thank you all.
00:42:22Let's, uh, get right down to it, shall we?
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00:42:59Hi.
00:43:01Glad you reconsidered.
00:43:02Mm-hmm.
00:43:04I'm just going for the lobster thermidor.
00:43:07Mm.
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00:43:28Trip: ...and to circle back to Web search,
00:43:30I got word that when Netscape launches this week,
00:43:33Yahoo will be the default directory.
00:43:35Got their own button and everything.
00:43:37So Comet is pretty much kaput.
00:43:40And --
00:43:41Uh-- so, where does that leave Rover?
00:43:43Should off-load it for parts, sell it on the B2B market.
00:43:46Lucky for us, it's algorithm-based, so it actually has some value.
00:43:50There's a -- What is it, Benji? It's a... medical indexing company that's actually expressed some interest, so...
00:43:56We should probably look into that one and try to get 20% to 30% of value and --
00:44:01Hey, go back.
00:44:03What is Netscape's search directory called?
00:44:05It's, uh...Yahoo?
00:44:10[Scoffs] I'm sorry, what is it?
00:44:13It's "Yahoo"?
00:44:14Ya-hoo?
00:44:16Yeah, Yahoo. Like, "Yahoo," with a... with an exclamation point.
00:44:21Oh, Yahoo with an exclamation point, not a question mark?
00:44:24'Cause you keep saying Yahoo with a question mark, so I was... -Okay.
00:44:28Shouldn't it be more like...Yahoo!
00:44:31[Chuckles]
00:44:34Sure.
00:44:36Come on. [Laughs]
00:44:37Drill down with me now, Trip.
00:44:38Yahoo!
00:44:41Yahoo.
00:44:43[Laughing] No, man! No!
00:44:45[Laughing]
00:44:48Oh, Jesus!
00:44:49Now put some mustard on it, you know?!
00:44:51Yahoo!
00:44:53Yahoo!
00:44:54There! Ya-hooooooooo!
00:44:57[Laughing]
00:45:00Ya-hooooooooo!
00:45:02[Laughing]
00:45:04Ya-hooooooooo!
00:45:06[Laughing]
00:45:14That's so...
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