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Message in a Bottle

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( majestic theme playing )

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Cold, patronizing, arrogant...

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I know she can be difficult.

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"Difficult"? She's impossible.

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I'm getting tired of playing referee every time you two have a disagreement.

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If you have a problem, talk to her yourself.

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Does the word "irrelevant" mean anything to you?

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She won't listen.

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She may look human, she may sound human, but she's all Borg.

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Part of the problem is your attitude.

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You've never tried to accept Seven as part of the crew.

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And with good reason.

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Guess what she did this morning.

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She took an isolinear processor out of Engineering without asking, and when I went to Astrometrics to get it back, she had locked the door. Like that lab is her own private domain.

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What do you want me to do?

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Throw her in the brig for the rest of the trip home?

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I've heard worse ideas.

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( on communicator ): Seven of Nine to Chakotay.

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Chakotay here.

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Report to the Astrometrics Lab at once.

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On my way.

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Did you hear that? She's giving orders now.

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I'm telling you, Chakotay, if she gets in my way again,

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I am not responsible for what happens.

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You're a senior officer on this ship.

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Act like one.

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Find a way to deal with her.

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( scoffs )

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Astrometrics?

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I've been summoned.

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Any guesses what this is about?

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None.

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( computers beeping )

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Your call sounded urgent.

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It was.

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I've been working to increase the range of the astrometric sensors, and I've detected something that you should find of particular interest.

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JANEWAY: A ship. What's special about it?

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SEVEN: I've analyzed the warp signature.

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It's a Starfleet vessel.

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( suspenseful theme swells )

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( majestic theme playing )

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( majestic theme playing )

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The ship we're seeing is in the Alpha Quadrant.

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You couldn't have extended the astrometric sensors that far.

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No, but I increased the range far enough to detect a large network of relay stations.

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They are alien in origin, abandoned, but still functioning.

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By establishing a sensor link with the nearest station,

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I'm getting readings from the entire network.

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The Starfleet ship is within range of one of the farthest sensors near the outer edges of the Alpha Quadrant.

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It must be on a deep-space mission.

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I've extrapolated its course.

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It doesn't look like we'll be able to keep track of it very long.

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The ship should move out of range in 41 minutes.

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Can we use the network to transmit a message?

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Yes, but we'll have to remodulate our signal to match the network's interlink frequency.

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We don't have much time.

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Get it done, Chakotay.

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( console beeping )

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( majestic theme playing )

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( console beeping )

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Seven of Nine to Ensign Kim.

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( on communicator ): Kim here.

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I'm sending you the interlink frequencies.

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Got it.

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Seven, how much longer do we have?

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Sixteen minutes.

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B'ELANNA: That should do it. The sub-space transceiver is at 200 percent output and on line.

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We're ready.

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Open a channel. Open.

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Starfleet vessel... this is Captain Kathryn Janeway of the Starship Voyager.

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We are in the Delta Quadrant at coordinates 18 mark 205 mark 47.

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Remodulate your signal to match our interlink frequency.

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We're receiving a transmission.

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Let's hear it.

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( static )

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JANEWAY: ...Starship Voyager.

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We are in the...

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...at coordinates 18...

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Bridge to Seven. What went wrong?

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( sighs )

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I don't understand.

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My readings show that the station picked up our message and relayed it across the entire network.

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We should try widening the subspace bandwidth and sending the message again.

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Do it. Transmitting.

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SEVEN: The signal is being relayed.

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No sign of interference.

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( beeping )

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Wait. It's being deflected back again.

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This is Captain Kathryn Janeway of the Starship Voyager.

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...the Delta Quadrant at coord...

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SEVEN: I have a possible explanation, Captain.

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As our carrier wave moves along the network, it may be degrading.

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Oh. Can we try a different kind of signal?

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Something stronger?

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A holographic datastream might work.

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It wouldn't degrade so quickly.

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It would take too long to reconfigure the message.

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Unless... The doctor.

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Exactly.

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Bring him to Astrometrics and I'll meet you there.

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We don't have much time.

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( soft theme playing )

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Doctor.

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( sighs )

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You have to come with me.

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Quickly.

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( sighs )

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Would you mind at least telling me what all this is about?

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When I requested more away missions, this isn't exactly what I had in mind.

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You may be our only chance to communicate with that ship.

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When you get there, you'll be downloaded into their EMH system.

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I'm sending an initiation code along with your program so you'll be activated immediately.

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We have less than 90 seconds before that ship moves out of range.

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How am I supposed to get back here?

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When you've completed your mission, instruct them to move within range of the sensor network.

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With any luck, they'll be able to send you back the same way you came. "Luck"?

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I won't lie to you, doctor.

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A lot of things could go wrong.

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We're relying on an alien technology to send you across thousands of light-years.

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So there's a chance my program could be lost.

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Yes. I'm asking you to take that chance.

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SEVEN: Thirty-five seconds.

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Doctor?

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Far be it from me to turn down an opportunity to become a hero.

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I'm ready.

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Torres to Bridge.

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CHAKOTAY: Standing by.

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I'm downloading him into the transceiver array.

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SEVEN: Ten seconds.

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Good luck, doctor.

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There's that word again.

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( suspenseful theme playing )

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Hello? Is anyone here?

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Computer, identify this ship.

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COMPUTER: This is the Federation Starship Prometheus.

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Are we in the Alpha Quadrant?

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Affirmative.

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Hmm.

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Sickbay to Bridge.

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All right, this is Sickbay calling any crew member.

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Please respond.

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Computer, is the com system malfunctioning?

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Negative.

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Then why can't I reach anyone?

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Access to the communications system

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has been restricted.

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Restricted? But this is important.

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Isn't there some sort of emergency com channel availa--

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( groans )

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Try to lie still. You have severe phaser burns.

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What happened here?

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( hoarsely ): Romulans.

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They've taken over the ship.

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( groans )

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( suspenseful theme swells )

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( majestic theme playing )

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Commander, there's a vessel approaching on an intercept course.

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It's Starfleet.

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I told you to mask our warp trail.

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I've been trying.

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These new systems are unfamiliar.

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We should have left some of the crew alive.

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You'd be surprised how stubborn humans can be.

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The Starfleet ship is closing.

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Raise shields and prepare to fire phasers.

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( tricorder emits steady tone )

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Computer, how many Romulans are on board?

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Twenty-seven.

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Are there any Starfleet crew members?

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None alive.

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Computer, display the design schematic of this ship and list general specifications.

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USS Prometheus. Experimental prototype

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designed for deep-space tactical assignments.

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Primary battle systems

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include regenerative shielding, ablative hull armor,

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multivector assault mode.

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Multivector assault mode? Describe.

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Access to tactical data requires level-4 clearance.

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What can you show me at my clearance level?

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( rumbling )

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( suspenseful theme playing )

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Shields are holding.

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Engage the multivector assault mode.

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That system has never been tested.

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Then we'll test it now.

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( rumbling ) ( computer beeps )

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I gave you an order, and I expect you to follow it.

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Multivector assault mode now.

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FEMALE: Yes, Commander.

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( alarm blaring )

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COMPUTER: Initiating decoupling sequence.

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Auto-separation in ten seconds.

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Nine, eight, seven... Computer, what's happening?

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Six, five... Computer?

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Four, three...

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Two, one.

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Separation sequence in progress.

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( dramatic theme playing )

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We're in attack formation.

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Each section is armed and responding to our command.

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( rumbling ) ( screams )

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Attack pattern beta-four-seven.

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Specify target.

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The Starfleet vessel, bearing 162 mark 7.

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Pattern and target confirmed.

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I think we should consider that a successful test.

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Begin the reintegration sequence.

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Then get me a full damage report.

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Yes, Commander.

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( male groaning )

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He's hurt.

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Take him to the medical bay.

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Reintegration sequence complete.

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Computer, is there any way for me to gain access to the communication system to send a message to another ship?

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Negative.

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Communications access requires level-4 clearance or above.

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( door opens )

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( footsteps approaching )

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( groaning )

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Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

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Who activated you?

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You did.

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Automatically, when you entered Sickbay.

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Can you treat him?

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Of course. That's my function.

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Third-degree burns, hairline jaw fracture and a ruptured blood vessel in his brain.

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I'll have to operate.

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You're a Starfleet program.

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Why should I trust you?

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I'm a doctor.

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Whether my patient is human or Romulan,

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I'll do everything in my power to save him.

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You're welcome to assist me if you'd like.

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Or maybe you'd just prefer to supervise.

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Report to me when you're finished.

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Mm-hmm.

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( door opens and closes )

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( suspenseful theme playing )

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Computer, can I access this ship's EMH program or do I need some kind of clearance for that, too?

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Access to that program is unrestricted.

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Activate it.

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Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

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What the hell are you doing in my Sickbay?

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I've been programmed to identify every member of this crew.

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You aren't one of them.

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That's because I'm...

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State your rank and security clearance.

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I don't have clearance.

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I'm an Emergency Medical Hologram.

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I've been sent here to...

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Yes, yes, yes, yes.

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You're the Mark-1 EMH. The inferior program.

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Inferior?

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Beady eyes, terrible bedside manner. I recognize you.

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But you're not part of this database.

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What are you doing here?

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If you disengage your vocal subroutines for one second, I'd explain.

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I was transmitted onto this ship by a Starfleet vessel over 60,000 light-years from here.

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60,000 light-years?

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We don't have ships that far out.

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It's the Starship Voyager.

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We were taken into the Delta Quadrant four years ago by an alien force...

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What are you doing? Activating intruder alert.

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That's the last thing you want to do.

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Securit-- Listen to me!

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This vessel has been taken over by Romulans.

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The crew is dead.

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You and I are the only Starfleet officers on board.

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Do you understand? ( muffled agreement )

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Computer, deactivate EMH.

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Computer, activate EMH.

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Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

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Now what? I need your help!

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Starfleet Security Protocol 28, Subsection D:

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"In the event of hostile alien takeover,

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"the EMH is to deactivate and wait for rescue."

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I'm afraid you don't have that luxury.

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There are two ships at stake here. Yours and mine.

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Now, I need to know more about what's happening.

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Is the Federation at war with the Romulans?

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No. The Romulans haven't gotten involved in our fight with the Dominion.

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The who?

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Long story.

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In any case, we need to take control of this situation.

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I'm a doctor, not a commando.

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It's time you became a little of both.

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You don't understand. The Prometheus is an experimental prototype, and so am I.

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I... I... I haven't even been field-tested yet.

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I'm not designed for this kind of duty.

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( gasps )

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Try to calm down.

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You'll do fine as long as I'm here.

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I have plenty of expertise in this area.

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Now, first things first. We've got a patient.

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You treat his burns. I'll repair the bone fracture.

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You're not serious.

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I certainly am. He's the enemy.

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He needs our help.

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I assume you're familiar with the Hippocratic Oath?

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You see? You see what's happening.

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The Romulans are using you.

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Hmm. Hmm, what?

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Your holo-matrix is unstable.

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It may explain your erratic behavior.

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I told you, I'm a work in progress.

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I was only installed six weeks ago.

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Stable or not, I need you, and so does he.

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He'll live.

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I say we leave him and deactivate ourselves.

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No!

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You're free to do as you please.

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Go cower inside the data processor if you'd like.

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I'll work alone.

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We're medical holograms.

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What can we expect to do against a ship full of Romulans?

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I'm not sure. Not yet.

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But I've faced my share of challenges.

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Alien invasions, macroviral infestations.

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I've crossed Borg space, traveled through time.

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Have you run a self-diagnostic lately?

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The EMH-1 is designed to function in Sickbay only.

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Voyager lost its Chief Medical Officer four years ago.

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I've been active ever since.

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Four years?

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No wonder you're delusional.

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Your program's degrading after being active for so long.

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I assure you I am in perfect health.

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I was saving Voyager from annihilation when you were only a gleam in your programmer's eye.

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Now are you going to help me take back this ship or not?

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Get me the thrombic modulator.

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DOCTOR: Hmm. Ah.

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Hmm?

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It's the cone-shaped device.

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Hand it to me, please.

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Medical science has made a few advances while you've been off in the...

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Delta Quadrant, did you say?

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That's right.

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We don't use scalpels or leeches anymore.

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I suggest you let me handle the medical side of things.

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As for retaking the ship,

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I'll leave that in your experienced hands.

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( computer beeps )

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( light theme playing )

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( sighs )

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( console beeping )

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( sighs )

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No word.

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Our link to the sensor net is stable.

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Seven of Nine is standing watch in Astrometrics.

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I tried to relieve her, but she doesn't want to leave her post.

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She says she doesn't need to regenerate for the next few days.

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What are you doing?

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Letters home.

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I started them a year ago.

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One to my family... one to Mark.

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I'm making a few updates just in case.

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I know.

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It's premature.

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You're right.

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It's probably a mistake for us to get our hopes up at all.

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We've been through this before.

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All right, I'll admit it.

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I just finished a letter to my cousin in Ohio.

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( both chuckle )

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( both groaning )

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( door opens )

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Doctor is in.

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Lieutenant, thank God you're here.

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What seems to be the trouble?

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Well, one minute, they were eating lunch, and the next, they started perspiring and complaining of chest pain.

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Hmm, no wonder.

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Acute functional dyspepsia.

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What's that?

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Heartburn.

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Oh, I'm terribly sorry.

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I don't know how this could have happened.

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I'll replicate some antacid.

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We'll have you feeling better in no time.

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They're going to be all right, aren't they?

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It's heartburn, Neelix, not the Terrellian plague.

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What did you feed them anyway?

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"Rodeo Red's Red Hot, Rootin' Tootin' Chili."

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( laughs )

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Where did you find that recipe?

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I've been brushing up on classic American cuisine.

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When we get back to Earth, I want to make sure I have marketable job skills.

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Don't you think you're jumping the gun a little bit?

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The doctor is going to make it back, and he's going to bring a plan for Starfleet to rescue us.

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I have complete confidence in him.

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I hope you're right.

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If not, I'm going to spend the rest of this trip treating upset stomachs.

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Oh, believe me, this is never going to happen again.

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It's just a matter of perfecting the recipe.

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Next time, I'll use a few less chilapenos.

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( light theme playing )

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I've accessed the navigational logs.

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We're at warp 9.9.

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Heading straight for Romulan space.

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This vessel was designed to go faster than anything in the fleet, so we'll never be rescued.

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We've got to find a way to turn this ship around.

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How? Waltz onto the Bridge and take over the helm?

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Refresh my memory.

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Which of us has the terrible bedside manner?

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You're not my patient.

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My first bit of good news.

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We have to incapacitate the Romulans somehow.

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What kind of anesthetics do you have handy?

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Only the best. Axonol, neurozine, anesthezine.

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Neurozine will do nicely.

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It can be distributed in gaseous form.

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Show me a schematic of the ship's ventilation system.

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Please.

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( computer beeping )

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All primary systems have been rerouted to the Bridge, including environmental control.

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It looks like there are holo-emitters on every deck.

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There are.

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Unlike you, I'm not condemned to a Sickbay.

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Get three canisters of neurozine.

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As a matter of record, I have free rein on Voyager and I can even leave the ship as well.

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Leave your ship? How?

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My mobile emitter.

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A little piece of 29th-century technology we obtained.

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Really?

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I'm as close to a sentient life-form as any hologram could hope to be.

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I socialize with the crew, fraternize with aliens.

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I've even had sexual relations.

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Sex?

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How's that possible? We're not equipped--

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Let's just say,

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I made an addition to my program.

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Before you leave, maybe you could download those subroutines into my database.

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We'll see.

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( beeping )

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It looks like the only place

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I can access environmental control is from the Ops console on the Bridge.

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The Bridge is swarming with Romulans.

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That's the first thing you learn in the real world-- think on your feet.

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Well, good luck then.

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Computer, deactivate-- Not so fast.

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You're going to Jefferies Tube 17.

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The moment I unlock the controls, you release the gas into the ventilation system.

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Jefferies Tube 17? That's five decks up.

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What if I run into Romulans?

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Improvise.

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Your journey begins here.

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Traditionally, one crawls in headfirst.

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Thanks.

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ROMULAN: There you are, doctor.

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Have you completed the surgery?

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Yes. Your friend is recovering nicely.

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However, I found something disturbing in his blood work.

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It seems he's been exposed to a nasty strain of the Torothka virus, and if he was, you may all have been.

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I've come to run some scans.

00:24:22

No one here is sick.

00:24:24

Not yet.

00:24:26

I understand the stomach cramps are unbearable, although some say the rash is worse.

00:24:31

Conduct your scans.

00:24:33

( device humming )

00:24:38

How far are we from our border?

00:24:40

At our present velocity, 40 minutes.

00:24:42

Alter our heading to 118 mark 26.

00:24:47

That will take us off our course to Romulus.

00:24:50

There's been a change of plans.

00:24:51

We're giving this ship to someone who will make use of its full potential-- the Tal Shiar.

00:24:55

I've made arrangements to rendezvous with their fleet within the hour.

00:24:58

ROMULAN: But, Commander, they're expecting us--

00:25:01

COMMANDER: You have your orders.

00:25:02

( suspenseful theme playing )

00:25:07

What are you doing?

00:25:08

I'm checking the biofilters for evidence of the virus.

00:25:13

You haven't taken any readings at all.

00:25:18

Hmm.

00:25:24

( device humming )

00:25:28

Next time... order the chicken salad.

00:25:33

( door opens )

00:25:35

Oh! Am I glad to see you.

00:25:38

What's the emergency?

00:25:39

Ah. Take a look around you, Harry.

00:25:44

What do you see?

00:25:46

Sickbay?

00:25:47

Exactly.

00:25:48

So?

00:25:50

So, it's not the helm of a starship, is it?

00:25:52

Did you accidentally inject yourself with some kind of psychotropic agent?

00:25:57

I am a pilot, Harry, not a doctor.

00:25:59

This is a temporary assignment-- just till the doc gets back.

00:26:02

What if he doesn't get back?

00:26:04

He'll be back.

00:26:05

I need your help, Harry.

00:26:07

Rescue me from medical exile.

00:26:09

How?

00:26:10

( sighs )

00:26:11

You're an expert in holo-technology.

00:26:14

You have got to design a new doctor.

00:26:17

( snickers )

00:26:18

You really are delirious.

00:26:20

It took the greatest holo-engineers in Starfleet years to develop the EMH.

00:26:24

I can't just design a new doctor.

00:26:27

( sighs )

00:26:28

Think of it as a challenge, Harry-- a chance to make history and save your best friend all at the same time.

00:26:42

Lieutenant Torres.

00:26:46

( computers beeping )

00:26:53

You are recalibrating the relay interface.

00:26:56

That's right.

00:26:58

State your reasons for making these modifications.

00:27:01

"State your reasons, please."

00:27:04

It's not what you say, Seven.

00:27:05

It's how you say it.

00:27:06

I don't understand.

00:27:10

( sighs )

00:27:13

You may have noticed that some of the crew seem a bit...on edge when you're around.

00:27:20

I was Borg.

00:27:21

I elicit apprehension.

00:27:22

No, that's not what I mean.

00:27:24

We're not afraid that you're going to assimilate us.

00:27:27

We're just not used to...

00:27:29

You just...

00:27:32

You're rude.

00:27:35

I am rude.

00:27:36

Yes. Yes. You order people around.

00:27:39

You do things without permission. and whether you realize it or not, you come off as a little insulting.

00:27:43

You don't even say "please" or "thank you."

00:27:46

Look, I don't expect you to change overnight, but... try to remember that we are not just a bunch of drones.

00:27:58

( computer beeping )

00:28:01

Your attempt to recalibrate the interface is ill-advised.

00:28:04

The risk of disrupting our link is too great.

00:28:07

In your opinion.

00:28:09

That is exactly what I'm talking about.

00:28:11

You haven't even been listening to me.

00:28:13

I don't know why I try to talk to you if you don't even...

00:28:15

( staticky fritzing )

00:28:16

Are we losing the link?

00:28:17

No. We're receiving a transmission from the relay station. The doctor?

00:28:21

( suspenseful theme playing )

00:28:24

What are you?

00:28:25

I'm Lieutenant Torres of the Starship Voyager.

00:28:28

You are using our technology.

00:28:31

You mean the sensor network?

00:28:33

We thought that it was abandoned.

00:28:34

It belongs to the Hirogen. Terminate your link.

00:28:38

No, no, wait, please. We just...

00:28:41

The link has been severed.

00:28:50

What else have you done to this ship?

00:28:54

I will deactivate you unless you start answering my questions.

00:28:58

If I answer them, you'll very likely deactivate me anyway, so I fail to see the point.

00:29:04

You are nothing but a computer-generated projection.

00:29:09

I find it hard to believe you're capable of taking these actions independently.

00:29:14

How flattering.

00:29:15

Tell me who is operating your program.

00:29:19

Is it someone on this ship?

00:29:22

A Starfleet crew member we missed or one of my own men?

00:29:26

Paranoia is a way of life for you, isn't it?

00:29:31

( door opens )

00:29:36

The computer log shows the ship received an optronic datastream transmission approximately six hours ago.

00:29:44

It contained a holographic subroutine.

00:29:47

Who sent it?

00:29:48

Unknown. The data pattern had a Starfleet signature.

00:29:54

So, Starfleet has managed to sneak a holographic operative aboard.

00:30:00

Very clever.

00:30:02

Were you only sent to spy on us, or does your mission include sabotage?

00:30:07

( sighs )

00:30:08

The datastream you detected came from an alien sensor network.

00:30:11

It transferred me from a Starfleet ship in the Delta Quadrant.

00:30:15

The Delta Quadrant?

00:30:17

That's absurd. This is pointless.

00:30:19

I couldn't agree more.

00:30:23

Maybe there's a better way to retrieve information from a hologram.

00:30:27

I suggest a complete algorithm extraction.

00:30:30

We can analyze his subroutines one by one.

00:30:34

Proceed.

00:30:36

( computer beeping )

00:30:37

Isn't there some kind of convention regarding the treatment of prisoners?

00:30:42

( Romulans gasping and coughing )

00:30:45

( suspenseful theme playing )

00:30:52

Did it work?

00:30:54

Sorry to interrupt.

00:30:56

Did you anesthetize the entire ship?

00:30:58

I did, I did.

00:30:59

How did you manage to release the neurozine?

00:31:01

I never opened the ventilation system.

00:31:02

Trapped in the Jefferies tube, alone, nowhere to run, his smug comrade captured by Romulans,

00:31:10

EMH-2 had to improvise.

00:31:13

Inspiration. He accessed the main computer and simulated a shipwide biohazard, making the computer think there was a microbiotic contamination on all decks.

00:31:22

And the ventilation system opened automatically.

00:31:24

Presto. He then crawled back out of the tube, accessed the holo-emitters, transferred here, excused the Romulan, saw the dumbfounded look on his comrade's face...

00:31:33

The end.

00:31:34

You know, you really should keep a personal log.

00:31:36

Why bore others needlessly?

00:31:38

( sighs )

00:31:40

We have to get to the Bridge.

00:31:41

This ship needs a crew, and we're it.

00:31:42

Oh. Trouble.

00:31:44

The Prometheus is a prototype-- top secret.

00:31:47

Only four people in all of Starfleet were trained to operate it.

00:31:51

I hope your myriad adventures included piloting lessons because there's nothing in my program that will help us fly this thing.

00:32:00

I've had my share of piloting experience.

00:32:04

Actually... only two lessons and they were in a shuttlecraft... on the holodeck, but I showed great intuition.

00:32:12

Where's the helm?

00:32:14

You'd better intuit it fast.

00:32:16

We're only about eight minutes from the Romulan border.

00:32:19

Ah, there it is.

00:32:28

EMH-2: This is all very... complicated.

00:32:32

Stop breathing down my neck.

00:32:33

My breathing is merely a simulation.

00:32:35

So is my neck. Stop it anyway.

00:32:37

Is this a thruster control?

00:32:38

Don't touch that. We don't know what it does.

00:32:40

It could be the self-destruct.

00:32:42

You look worried.

00:32:44

I'm just...concentrating.

00:32:46

You don't know what you're doing, do you?

00:32:48

This is not a shuttle and we are not on a holodeck. Shh.

00:32:51

Mr. "I can leave my ship."

00:32:53

The voice of experience.

00:32:54

Let me think.

00:32:56

Ah, here it is.

00:32:58

This looks like the nacelle power control.

00:33:00

So? So?

00:33:01

There's a little trick I saw Mr. Paris do once.

00:33:03

If I can generate a slight overload to the nacelle coils, it'll collapse the warp field.

00:33:08

( both grunting )

00:33:09

What happened?

00:33:10

I did it. We've stopped.

00:33:14

Ah. All we have to do now is find a way to send Starfleet a distress signal and...

00:33:19

( shrill beeping )

00:33:21

Beep-beep-beep. Beep-beep-beep?

00:33:23

I've never heard that one before.

00:33:25

( suspenseful theme playing )

00:33:30

Oh, no. What?

00:33:32

I'm not sure, but I think whatever I did initiated a warp core overload.

00:33:37

You mean the ship's going to explode?

00:33:39

You've got to stop it.

00:33:43

( beeping stops )

00:33:45

Ah. No problem.

00:33:47

( strident beeping )

00:33:53

What now?

00:34:00

Unless I'm mistaken, and for once, I sincerely hope I am, there are three Romulan warbirds on an intercept course.

00:34:10

( suspenseful theme calming )

00:34:15

We're boosting the signal gain as high as it'll go.

00:34:18

I think we can cut through the alien's jamming signal.

00:34:20

ALIEN: I warned you.

00:34:22

JANEWAY: I apologize for our intrusion.

00:34:24

Allow me to explain.

00:34:26

No explanations.

00:34:28

Your relay network gave us the unique opportunity to communicate with our people.

00:34:32

They are very far away, and we're expecting a message back from them.

00:34:35

All messages will be intercepted.

00:34:38

( beeping )

00:34:40

He's trying to jam the link again.

00:34:42

There must be some room for negotiation.

00:34:43

Isn't there anything you might accept in exchange for...?

00:34:46

( screaming ) What happened?

00:34:48

I generated a feedback surge along our sensor link.

00:34:53

You killed him?

00:34:55

It was a mild shock. He will recover.

00:34:58

And when he does?

00:35:01

He wasn't responding to diplomacy.

00:35:06

Is the sensor link stable?

00:35:08

( console beeping )

00:35:10

Yes, Captain.

00:35:11

Keep watching for the doctor.

00:35:14

Let me know if our friend gives us any more trouble.

00:35:18

( suspenseful theme playing )

00:35:21

"Mild shock." ( door opens and closes)

00:35:25

Not bad.

00:35:27

Thank you.

00:35:29

( beeping )

00:35:32

There. I finished inputting the doctor's physical characteristics.

00:35:35

Let's have a look.

00:35:37

Computer, activate the Emergency

00:35:39

Medical Hologram Replacement Program.

00:35:41

( computer beeps )

00:35:46

Do you think we should give him a little more hair?

00:35:49

What do you say we try to get him working first, then we can worry about personal grooming.

00:35:54

Right. You're the boss.

00:35:55

What do we do next?

00:35:57

I've downloaded the ship's entire medical library and compressed it into a single data file.

00:36:01

It's got all the classics from Gray's Anatomy to Leonard McCoy's Comparative Alien Physiology.

00:36:06

And once we transfer all the data into stone face's matrix, we'll have ourselves a brand-new medical expert.

00:36:15

That's what I'm hoping.

00:36:17

Harry, you are a genius.

00:36:18

Don't congratulate me yet.

00:36:21

This is only the first step.

00:36:22

PARIS: Yeah, but it's a step in the right direction.

00:36:24

I'm telling you, this probably isn't going to work.

00:36:28

What happened to all that youthful optimism?

00:36:31

Being a doctor is a lot more than knowing the facts.

00:36:33

We still have to create analytical subroutines to help him diagnose patients, tactile protocols, so he can perform surgery, not to mention a personality profile.

00:36:41

Oh, you know, I've been thinking about that.

00:36:43

Maybe we should make this one a little more...pleasant than the old doc.

00:36:52

All right. I'm ready to transfer the data.

00:36:56

Computer, transfer medical library master file to Emergency Medical Replacement Hologram.

00:37:02

COMPUTER: Transfer complete.

00:37:04

Chapter one: The Animal Cell. "All the tissues of the body originate from a microscopic structure, the fertilized ovum, which consists of a soft, jelly-like material enclosed in a membrane and containing a..."

00:37:13

What's he doing?

00:37:14

"...or small spherical body inside..."

00:37:16

I think he's reciting Gray's Anatomy.

00:37:17

"This may be regarded as a complete cell."

00:37:20

Can you stop him?

00:37:21

I'm trying.

00:37:22

"...in nature, but differing in external form."

00:37:24

Paragraph.

00:37:26

Listen, this is all very fascinating...

00:37:27

"In the higher organisms... but would you please be quiet for a minute?

00:37:31

KIM: He doesn't have speech recognition protocols yet.

00:37:33

Well, give him some, would you?

00:37:34

"...similar to that found in the ovum and usually called cytoplasm..."

00:37:38

What's happening?

00:37:39

It's an overload.

00:37:41

His matrix can't accommodate all the data.

00:37:42

"Contain no nuclei..."

00:37:45

( groans )

00:37:48

( computer beeping ) ( sighs )

00:37:54

What are you doing?

00:37:56

I'm downloading Gray's Anatomy chapter by chapter.

00:37:59

I thought you said it was too much data for his holo-matrix to handle.

00:38:02

It's not for the EMH.

00:38:04

It's for you.

00:38:07

( suspenseful theme playing )

00:38:18

The Romulan vessels are closing in.

00:38:20

Two minutes to intercept. Get us out of here!

00:38:21

I can't get this ship moving.

00:38:23

Try rerouting power to the impulse engines.

00:38:26

Reroute power, reroute power.

00:38:27

Here we go.

00:38:28

I think I found the relay controls.

00:38:29

Hey, I'm finally getting the hang of this.

00:38:31

( static ) What's happening?

00:38:33

Sorry. I must have transferred power from the holo-emitters.

00:38:36

Well, be more careful.

00:38:37

If I'm deactivated, this ship will never get back to Starfleet.

00:38:40

Okay, I'm taking power from life support.

00:38:42

We don't need that. Try engines now.

00:38:44

( beeping denial )

00:38:46

Nothing. Why isn't this working?

00:38:48

Thirty seconds to intercept.

00:38:50

They're right on top of us.

00:38:51

Hold it. I see the problem.

00:38:54

The thrust initiator is off-line.

00:38:56

Stand by. Fifteen seconds.

00:38:57

They're charging weapons!

00:38:59

See if you can access the shields.

00:39:00

I said...

00:39:02

I said shields!

00:39:03

Already done. Shields up.

00:39:05

MALE: This is the warbird T'Met calling the Prometheus.

00:39:10

Commander Rekar...respond.

00:39:12

Commander.

00:39:14

( deep voice ): This is the Prometheus.

00:39:17

Activate your viewscreen.

00:39:20

Our viewscreen is not operational.

00:39:22

We've had some trouble with Starfleet commandos.

00:39:25

Where's Rekar?

00:39:28

In the medical bay.

00:39:30

He suffered minor injuries.

00:39:31

Identify yourself.

00:39:34

( whispers ): You first.

00:39:35

You first.

00:39:37

Repeat your last statement.

00:39:39

I don't understand.

00:39:40

State your identity.

00:39:43

This is Sub-Commander Almak.

00:39:45

Lower your shields and prepare to be boarded.

00:39:50

They're already down.

00:39:51

Maybe there's something wrong with your sensor readings.

00:39:54

You'd better not try to transport until we can be sure it's safe.

00:39:57

Lower your shields immediately, or I'll open fire.

00:39:59

Immediately?

00:40:01

Yes. Prometheus out.

00:40:03

( rumbling ) ( both grunt )

00:40:05

Direct hit. Shields down to 20 percent.

00:40:08

( computer beeping )

00:40:09

Three more ships are approaching.

00:40:12

We're doomed.

00:40:13

( rumbling )

00:40:15

No.

00:40:16

They're Starfleet.

00:40:19

What are they doing?

00:40:21

Firing on us.

00:40:22

They must think Romulans are on board.

00:40:24

They're right!

00:40:25

( dramatic theme swelling )

00:40:34

( dramatic theme playing )

00:40:39

Prometheus to any Starfleet vessel. Respond.

00:40:41

Prometheus...

00:40:43

It's no use. They can't hear us.

00:40:45

The Romulans have scrambled the com frequencies.

00:40:47

( console beeping )

00:40:48

Doctor, some...thing just went off-line.

00:40:50

Specifically?

00:40:51

The secondary gyrodyne relays in the propulsion field inter-matrix have depolarized.

00:40:55

In English.

00:40:57

I'm just reading what it says here.

00:40:59

I'll try to stabilize the ship.

00:41:00

Transfer auxiliary power to the maneuvering thrusters.

00:41:05

Transferring auxiliary power now.

00:41:09

Good work, Mark-2.

00:41:10

Thanks. You'd better get to tactical.

00:41:13

We're going to have to defend ourselves.

00:41:14

Tactical. Right.

00:41:16

What are you waiting for? Shoot.

00:41:19

Shoot!

00:41:21

There are so many controls.

00:41:22

Find the one that says "fire" and push it!

00:41:26

It's not working. It says here the phasers are off-line.

00:41:29

Well, then fire a torpedo!

00:41:30

( dramatic theme playing )

00:41:38

You hit the wrong ship.

00:41:39

It wasn't my fault.

00:41:41

Well, then, whose fault was it, the torpedo's?

00:41:43

You're supposed to tell it what to do.

00:41:44

( yells )

00:41:46

Navigational control is off-line.

00:41:48

Everything is off-line-- weapons, shields... It gets worse.

00:41:51

There are two warbirds coming right at us.

00:41:54

My brilliant existence cut short...

00:41:56

No time to explore the universe... no time to smell the roses... no time for...sex.

00:42:03

COMPUTER: Initiating decoupling sequence.

00:42:05

What's that? What have I done now?

00:42:08

Auto-separation in 10 seconds.

00:42:10

Auto-separation?

00:42:11

I think the Romulans did this before.

00:42:12

How do we turn it off?

00:42:14

I don't think we can.

00:42:15

...Five, four, three, two...

00:42:19

If I recall correctly, this next part gets a little bumpy.

00:42:21

Separation sequence in progress.

00:42:24

( dramatic theme playing )

00:42:27

Hold on. Unh.

00:42:29

Specify attack pattern.

00:42:30

Attack pattern...alpha?

00:42:33

Specify target.

00:42:35

Romulans! Romulans!

00:42:36

( dramatic theme playing )

00:42:46

Bull's-eye!

00:42:47

The warbirds are in retreat.

00:42:49

Doctor, we've done it!

00:42:50

Two holograms alone.

00:42:52

Romulans on one side. Starfleet on the other.

00:42:54

Alarms beeping everywhere.

00:42:56

EMH-2. Newborn but filled with courage.

00:42:59

EMH-1. Armed with years of experience.

00:43:02

Together, they emerged triumphant.

00:43:04

The end.

00:43:06

( shrill beeping )

00:43:07

Or not.

00:43:08

( whoosh of active transport)

00:43:12

Welcome to the Prometheus, gentlemen.

00:43:14

It's about time.

00:43:19

( calm theme playing )

00:43:22

I'm receiving a transmission through the sensor network.

00:43:25

Origin... the Alpha Quadrant.

00:43:30

Does it contain a holographic subroutine?

00:43:33

Yes.

00:43:35

Transfer it to Sickbay.

00:43:37

Torres to Bridge.

00:43:38

Captain, I think he's back.

00:43:41

( staticky buzzing )

00:43:57

Doctor... report.

00:44:01

I-- I did it.

00:44:03

You completed the mission?

00:44:05

Yes. Once the Romulans were out of the way.

00:44:08

Romulans?

00:44:10

They'd taken over the Prometheus.

00:44:11

The ship I was on.

00:44:12

But I managed to turn the tables on them with a little help from a fellow EMH.

00:44:16

You got through to Starfleet?

00:44:18

I spoke directly with Headquarters.

00:44:21

Apparently, Voyager was declared officially lost

00:44:23

14 months ago.

00:44:24

I set the record straight.

00:44:26

I told them everything that's happened to this crew.

00:44:29

They said they would contact your families to tell them the news and promised that they won't stop until they've found a way to get Voyager back home.

00:44:40

And they asked me to relay a message.

00:44:43

They wanted you to know... you're no longer alone.

00:44:48

( sweet theme playing )

00:44:52

60,000 light-years seems a little closer today.

00:45:09

( majestic theme playing )