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Message in a Bottle
00:00:01( majestic theme playing )
00:00:08Cold, patronizing, arrogant...
00:00:10I know she can be difficult.
00:00:12"Difficult"? She's impossible.
00:00:13I'm getting tired of playing referee every time you two have a disagreement.
00:00:17If you have a problem, talk to her yourself.
00:00:19Does the word "irrelevant" mean anything to you?
00:00:21She won't listen.
00:00:22She may look human, she may sound human, but she's all Borg.
00:00:25Part of the problem is your attitude.
00:00:27You've never tried to accept Seven as part of the crew.
00:00:30And with good reason.
00:00:31Guess what she did this morning.
00:00:32She took an isolinear processor out of Engineering without asking, and when I went to Astrometrics to get it back, she had locked the door. Like that lab is her own private domain.
00:00:41What do you want me to do?
00:00:43Throw her in the brig for the rest of the trip home?
00:00:44I've heard worse ideas.
00:00:46( on communicator ): Seven of Nine to Chakotay.
00:00:48Chakotay here.
00:00:50Report to the Astrometrics Lab at once.
00:00:52On my way.
00:00:53Did you hear that? She's giving orders now.
00:00:56I'm telling you, Chakotay, if she gets in my way again,
00:00:59I am not responsible for what happens.
00:01:02You're a senior officer on this ship.
00:01:04Act like one.
00:01:05Find a way to deal with her.
00:01:10( scoffs )
00:01:14Astrometrics?
00:01:15I've been summoned.
00:01:16Any guesses what this is about?
00:01:18None.
00:01:19( computers beeping )
00:01:23Your call sounded urgent.
00:01:24It was.
00:01:26I've been working to increase the range of the astrometric sensors, and I've detected something that you should find of particular interest.
00:01:32JANEWAY: A ship. What's special about it?
00:01:34SEVEN: I've analyzed the warp signature.
00:01:37It's a Starfleet vessel.
00:01:39( suspenseful theme swells )
00:01:48( majestic theme playing )
00:03:32( majestic theme playing )
00:03:38The ship we're seeing is in the Alpha Quadrant.
00:03:40You couldn't have extended the astrometric sensors that far.
00:03:42No, but I increased the range far enough to detect a large network of relay stations.
00:03:47They are alien in origin, abandoned, but still functioning.
00:03:49By establishing a sensor link with the nearest station,
00:03:52I'm getting readings from the entire network.
00:03:54The Starfleet ship is within range of one of the farthest sensors near the outer edges of the Alpha Quadrant.
00:04:00It must be on a deep-space mission.
00:04:03I've extrapolated its course.
00:04:05It doesn't look like we'll be able to keep track of it very long.
00:04:08The ship should move out of range in 41 minutes.
00:04:11Can we use the network to transmit a message?
00:04:13Yes, but we'll have to remodulate our signal to match the network's interlink frequency.
00:04:17We don't have much time.
00:04:18Get it done, Chakotay.
00:04:21( console beeping )
00:04:23( majestic theme playing )
00:04:27( console beeping )
00:04:32Seven of Nine to Ensign Kim.
00:04:33( on communicator ): Kim here.
00:04:35I'm sending you the interlink frequencies.
00:04:39Got it.
00:04:41Seven, how much longer do we have?
00:04:42Sixteen minutes.
00:04:44B'ELANNA: That should do it. The sub-space transceiver is at 200 percent output and on line.
00:04:49We're ready.
00:04:50Open a channel. Open.
00:04:53Starfleet vessel... this is Captain Kathryn Janeway of the Starship Voyager.
00:04:59We are in the Delta Quadrant at coordinates 18 mark 205 mark 47.
00:05:08Remodulate your signal to match our interlink frequency.
00:05:17We're receiving a transmission.
00:05:20Let's hear it.
00:05:21( static )
00:05:23JANEWAY: ...Starship Voyager.
00:05:25We are in the...
00:05:27...at coordinates 18...
00:05:31Bridge to Seven. What went wrong?
00:05:32( sighs )
00:05:34I don't understand.
00:05:35My readings show that the station picked up our message and relayed it across the entire network.
00:05:39We should try widening the subspace bandwidth and sending the message again.
00:05:43Do it. Transmitting.
00:05:45SEVEN: The signal is being relayed.
00:05:47No sign of interference.
00:05:50( beeping )
00:05:51Wait. It's being deflected back again.
00:05:53This is Captain Kathryn Janeway of the Starship Voyager.
00:05:57...the Delta Quadrant at coord...
00:06:00SEVEN: I have a possible explanation, Captain.
00:06:02As our carrier wave moves along the network, it may be degrading.
00:06:06Oh. Can we try a different kind of signal?
00:06:08Something stronger?
00:06:09A holographic datastream might work.
00:06:11It wouldn't degrade so quickly.
00:06:13It would take too long to reconfigure the message.
00:06:16Unless... The doctor.
00:06:17Exactly.
00:06:19Bring him to Astrometrics and I'll meet you there.
00:06:20We don't have much time.
00:06:22( soft theme playing )
00:06:26Doctor.
00:06:27( sighs )
00:06:29You have to come with me.
00:06:30Quickly.
00:06:31( sighs )
00:06:32Would you mind at least telling me what all this is about?
00:06:41When I requested more away missions, this isn't exactly what I had in mind.
00:06:44You may be our only chance to communicate with that ship.
00:06:47When you get there, you'll be downloaded into their EMH system.
00:06:51I'm sending an initiation code along with your program so you'll be activated immediately.
00:06:55We have less than 90 seconds before that ship moves out of range.
00:06:58How am I supposed to get back here?
00:07:00When you've completed your mission, instruct them to move within range of the sensor network.
00:07:04With any luck, they'll be able to send you back the same way you came. "Luck"?
00:07:07I won't lie to you, doctor.
00:07:09A lot of things could go wrong.
00:07:10We're relying on an alien technology to send you across thousands of light-years.
00:07:15So there's a chance my program could be lost.
00:07:17Yes. I'm asking you to take that chance.
00:07:19SEVEN: Thirty-five seconds.
00:07:20Doctor?
00:07:22Far be it from me to turn down an opportunity to become a hero.
00:07:25I'm ready.
00:07:27Torres to Bridge.
00:07:28CHAKOTAY: Standing by.
00:07:30I'm downloading him into the transceiver array.
00:07:32SEVEN: Ten seconds.
00:07:33Good luck, doctor.
00:07:36There's that word again.
00:07:38( suspenseful theme playing )
00:07:57Hello? Is anyone here?
00:08:01Computer, identify this ship.
00:08:04COMPUTER: This is the Federation Starship Prometheus.
00:08:07Are we in the Alpha Quadrant?
00:08:08Affirmative.
00:08:10Hmm.
00:08:15Sickbay to Bridge.
00:08:20All right, this is Sickbay calling any crew member.
00:08:24Please respond.
00:08:27Computer, is the com system malfunctioning?
00:08:31Negative.
00:08:32Then why can't I reach anyone?
00:08:34Access to the communications system
00:08:36has been restricted.
00:08:37Restricted? But this is important.
00:08:39Isn't there some sort of emergency com channel availa--
00:08:56( groans )
00:09:08Try to lie still. You have severe phaser burns.
00:09:12What happened here?
00:09:16( hoarsely ): Romulans.
00:09:19They've taken over the ship.
00:09:23( groans )
00:09:25( suspenseful theme swells )
00:09:33( majestic theme playing )
00:09:38Commander, there's a vessel approaching on an intercept course.
00:09:42It's Starfleet.
00:09:44I told you to mask our warp trail.
00:09:46I've been trying.
00:09:48These new systems are unfamiliar.
00:09:49We should have left some of the crew alive.
00:09:51You'd be surprised how stubborn humans can be.
00:09:54The Starfleet ship is closing.
00:09:56Raise shields and prepare to fire phasers.
00:09:59( tricorder emits steady tone )
00:10:03Computer, how many Romulans are on board?
00:10:06Twenty-seven.
00:10:08Are there any Starfleet crew members?
00:10:10None alive.
00:10:14Computer, display the design schematic of this ship and list general specifications.
00:10:21USS Prometheus. Experimental prototype
00:10:23designed for deep-space tactical assignments.
00:10:26Primary battle systems
00:10:29include regenerative shielding, ablative hull armor,
00:10:33multivector assault mode.
00:10:35Multivector assault mode? Describe.
00:10:39Access to tactical data requires level-4 clearance.
00:10:43What can you show me at my clearance level?
00:10:47( rumbling )
00:10:48( suspenseful theme playing )
00:10:54Shields are holding.
00:10:56Engage the multivector assault mode.
00:10:58That system has never been tested.
00:11:00Then we'll test it now.
00:11:03( rumbling ) ( computer beeps )
00:11:05I gave you an order, and I expect you to follow it.
00:11:08Multivector assault mode now.
00:11:10FEMALE: Yes, Commander.
00:11:12( alarm blaring )
00:11:14COMPUTER: Initiating decoupling sequence.
00:11:17Auto-separation in ten seconds.
00:11:19Nine, eight, seven... Computer, what's happening?
00:11:23Six, five... Computer?
00:11:25Four, three...
00:11:28Two, one.
00:11:29Separation sequence in progress.
00:11:32( dramatic theme playing )
00:11:42We're in attack formation.
00:11:44Each section is armed and responding to our command.
00:11:48( rumbling ) ( screams )
00:11:51Attack pattern beta-four-seven.
00:11:54Specify target.
00:11:56The Starfleet vessel, bearing 162 mark 7.
00:12:00Pattern and target confirmed.
00:12:10I think we should consider that a successful test.
00:12:13Begin the reintegration sequence.
00:12:16Then get me a full damage report.
00:12:17Yes, Commander.
00:12:19( male groaning )
00:12:28He's hurt.
00:12:29Take him to the medical bay.
00:12:40Reintegration sequence complete.
00:12:44Computer, is there any way for me to gain access to the communication system to send a message to another ship?
00:12:51Negative.
00:12:53Communications access requires level-4 clearance or above.
00:12:56( door opens )
00:12:58( footsteps approaching )
00:13:01( groaning )
00:13:12Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
00:13:14Who activated you?
00:13:16You did.
00:13:17Automatically, when you entered Sickbay.
00:13:19Can you treat him?
00:13:21Of course. That's my function.
00:13:25Third-degree burns, hairline jaw fracture and a ruptured blood vessel in his brain.
00:13:32I'll have to operate.
00:13:33You're a Starfleet program.
00:13:35Why should I trust you?
00:13:36I'm a doctor.
00:13:38Whether my patient is human or Romulan,
00:13:41I'll do everything in my power to save him.
00:13:44You're welcome to assist me if you'd like.
00:13:46Or maybe you'd just prefer to supervise.
00:13:54Report to me when you're finished.
00:13:56Mm-hmm.
00:14:00( door opens and closes )
00:14:01( suspenseful theme playing )
00:14:06Computer, can I access this ship's EMH program or do I need some kind of clearance for that, too?
00:14:13Access to that program is unrestricted.
00:14:16Activate it.
00:14:17Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
00:14:20What the hell are you doing in my Sickbay?
00:14:29I've been programmed to identify every member of this crew.
00:14:32You aren't one of them.
00:14:33That's because I'm...
00:14:34State your rank and security clearance.
00:14:36I don't have clearance.
00:14:37I'm an Emergency Medical Hologram.
00:14:39I've been sent here to...
00:14:40Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:14:43You're the Mark-1 EMH. The inferior program.
00:14:47Inferior?
00:14:48Beady eyes, terrible bedside manner. I recognize you.
00:14:53But you're not part of this database.
00:14:55What are you doing here?
00:14:56If you disengage your vocal subroutines for one second, I'd explain.
00:14:59I was transmitted onto this ship by a Starfleet vessel over 60,000 light-years from here.
00:15:0560,000 light-years?
00:15:07We don't have ships that far out.
00:15:09It's the Starship Voyager.
00:15:11We were taken into the Delta Quadrant four years ago by an alien force...
00:15:17What are you doing? Activating intruder alert.
00:15:19That's the last thing you want to do.
00:15:20Securit-- Listen to me!
00:15:22This vessel has been taken over by Romulans.
00:15:23The crew is dead.
00:15:25You and I are the only Starfleet officers on board.
00:15:27Do you understand? ( muffled agreement )
00:15:31Computer, deactivate EMH.
00:15:39Computer, activate EMH.
00:15:41Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
00:15:44Now what? I need your help!
00:15:46Starfleet Security Protocol 28, Subsection D:
00:15:50"In the event of hostile alien takeover,
00:15:52"the EMH is to deactivate and wait for rescue."
00:15:54I'm afraid you don't have that luxury.
00:15:56There are two ships at stake here. Yours and mine.
00:15:59Now, I need to know more about what's happening.
00:16:02Is the Federation at war with the Romulans?
00:16:05No. The Romulans haven't gotten involved in our fight with the Dominion.
00:16:08The who?
00:16:09Long story.
00:16:12In any case, we need to take control of this situation.
00:16:15I'm a doctor, not a commando.
00:16:18It's time you became a little of both.
00:16:20You don't understand. The Prometheus is an experimental prototype, and so am I.
00:16:26I... I... I haven't even been field-tested yet.
00:16:30I'm not designed for this kind of duty.
00:16:33( gasps )
00:16:34Try to calm down.
00:16:36You'll do fine as long as I'm here.
00:16:38I have plenty of expertise in this area.
00:16:40Now, first things first. We've got a patient.
00:16:43You treat his burns. I'll repair the bone fracture.
00:16:45You're not serious.
00:16:46I certainly am. He's the enemy.
00:16:48He needs our help.
00:16:50I assume you're familiar with the Hippocratic Oath?
00:16:52You see? You see what's happening.
00:16:54The Romulans are using you.
00:16:56Hmm. Hmm, what?
00:16:58Your holo-matrix is unstable.
00:16:59It may explain your erratic behavior.
00:17:01I told you, I'm a work in progress.
00:17:02I was only installed six weeks ago.
00:17:04Stable or not, I need you, and so does he.
00:17:08He'll live.
00:17:09I say we leave him and deactivate ourselves.
00:17:11No!
00:17:13You're free to do as you please.
00:17:14Go cower inside the data processor if you'd like.
00:17:16I'll work alone.
00:17:20We're medical holograms.
00:17:22What can we expect to do against a ship full of Romulans?
00:17:25I'm not sure. Not yet.
00:17:28But I've faced my share of challenges.
00:17:30Alien invasions, macroviral infestations.
00:17:33I've crossed Borg space, traveled through time.
00:17:35Have you run a self-diagnostic lately?
00:17:37The EMH-1 is designed to function in Sickbay only.
00:17:41Voyager lost its Chief Medical Officer four years ago.
00:17:43I've been active ever since.
00:17:45Four years?
00:17:46No wonder you're delusional.
00:17:48Your program's degrading after being active for so long.
00:17:51I assure you I am in perfect health.
00:17:52I was saving Voyager from annihilation when you were only a gleam in your programmer's eye.
00:17:56Now are you going to help me take back this ship or not?
00:18:01Get me the thrombic modulator.
00:18:08DOCTOR: Hmm. Ah.
00:18:10Hmm?
00:18:12It's the cone-shaped device.
00:18:15Hand it to me, please.
00:18:21Medical science has made a few advances while you've been off in the...
00:18:25Delta Quadrant, did you say?
00:18:26That's right.
00:18:28We don't use scalpels or leeches anymore.
00:18:30I suggest you let me handle the medical side of things.
00:18:34As for retaking the ship,
00:18:36I'll leave that in your experienced hands.
00:18:40( computer beeps )
00:18:41( light theme playing )
00:18:44( sighs )
00:18:53( console beeping )
00:18:58( sighs )
00:19:00No word.
00:19:02Our link to the sensor net is stable.
00:19:05Seven of Nine is standing watch in Astrometrics.
00:19:07I tried to relieve her, but she doesn't want to leave her post.
00:19:11She says she doesn't need to regenerate for the next few days.
00:19:14What are you doing?
00:19:16Letters home.
00:19:20I started them a year ago.
00:19:22One to my family... one to Mark.
00:19:27I'm making a few updates just in case.
00:19:30I know.
00:19:31It's premature.
00:19:33You're right.
00:19:34It's probably a mistake for us to get our hopes up at all.
00:19:37We've been through this before.
00:19:41All right, I'll admit it.
00:19:43I just finished a letter to my cousin in Ohio.
00:19:46( both chuckle )
00:19:51( both groaning )
00:19:55( door opens )
00:19:59Doctor is in.
00:20:00Lieutenant, thank God you're here.
00:20:02What seems to be the trouble?
00:20:03Well, one minute, they were eating lunch, and the next, they started perspiring and complaining of chest pain.
00:20:09Hmm, no wonder.
00:20:11Acute functional dyspepsia.
00:20:13What's that?
00:20:15Heartburn.
00:20:16Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
00:20:19I don't know how this could have happened.
00:20:20I'll replicate some antacid.
00:20:23We'll have you feeling better in no time.
00:20:28They're going to be all right, aren't they?
00:20:30It's heartburn, Neelix, not the Terrellian plague.
00:20:34What did you feed them anyway?
00:20:37"Rodeo Red's Red Hot, Rootin' Tootin' Chili."
00:20:39( laughs )
00:20:41Where did you find that recipe?
00:20:43I've been brushing up on classic American cuisine.
00:20:46When we get back to Earth, I want to make sure I have marketable job skills.
00:20:51Don't you think you're jumping the gun a little bit?
00:20:53The doctor is going to make it back, and he's going to bring a plan for Starfleet to rescue us.
00:20:58I have complete confidence in him.
00:21:00I hope you're right.
00:21:02If not, I'm going to spend the rest of this trip treating upset stomachs.
00:21:05Oh, believe me, this is never going to happen again.
00:21:09It's just a matter of perfecting the recipe.
00:21:13Next time, I'll use a few less chilapenos.
00:21:16( light theme playing )
00:21:25I've accessed the navigational logs.
00:21:27We're at warp 9.9.
00:21:29Heading straight for Romulan space.
00:21:31This vessel was designed to go faster than anything in the fleet, so we'll never be rescued.
00:21:35We've got to find a way to turn this ship around.
00:21:38How? Waltz onto the Bridge and take over the helm?
00:21:40Refresh my memory.
00:21:42Which of us has the terrible bedside manner?
00:21:44You're not my patient.
00:21:46My first bit of good news.
00:21:48We have to incapacitate the Romulans somehow.
00:21:53What kind of anesthetics do you have handy?
00:21:55Only the best. Axonol, neurozine, anesthezine.
00:21:59Neurozine will do nicely.
00:22:00It can be distributed in gaseous form.
00:22:02Show me a schematic of the ship's ventilation system.
00:22:07Please.
00:22:09( computer beeping )
00:22:11All primary systems have been rerouted to the Bridge, including environmental control.
00:22:15It looks like there are holo-emitters on every deck.
00:22:18There are.
00:22:19Unlike you, I'm not condemned to a Sickbay.
00:22:22Get three canisters of neurozine.
00:22:26As a matter of record, I have free rein on Voyager and I can even leave the ship as well.
00:22:33Leave your ship? How?
00:22:36My mobile emitter.
00:22:38A little piece of 29th-century technology we obtained.
00:22:42Really?
00:22:43I'm as close to a sentient life-form as any hologram could hope to be.
00:22:47I socialize with the crew, fraternize with aliens.
00:22:49I've even had sexual relations.
00:22:50Sex?
00:22:52How's that possible? We're not equipped--
00:22:55Let's just say,
00:22:56I made an addition to my program.
00:22:59Before you leave, maybe you could download those subroutines into my database.
00:23:04We'll see.
00:23:08( beeping )
00:23:10It looks like the only place
00:23:11I can access environmental control is from the Ops console on the Bridge.
00:23:14The Bridge is swarming with Romulans.
00:23:17That's the first thing you learn in the real world-- think on your feet.
00:23:20Well, good luck then.
00:23:22Computer, deactivate-- Not so fast.
00:23:25You're going to Jefferies Tube 17.
00:23:27The moment I unlock the controls, you release the gas into the ventilation system.
00:23:31Jefferies Tube 17? That's five decks up.
00:23:34What if I run into Romulans?
00:23:35Improvise.
00:23:38Your journey begins here.
00:23:48Traditionally, one crawls in headfirst.
00:23:52Thanks.
00:24:06ROMULAN: There you are, doctor.
00:24:08Have you completed the surgery?
00:24:10Yes. Your friend is recovering nicely.
00:24:12However, I found something disturbing in his blood work.
00:24:15It seems he's been exposed to a nasty strain of the Torothka virus, and if he was, you may all have been.
00:24:21I've come to run some scans.
00:24:22No one here is sick.
00:24:24Not yet.
00:24:26I understand the stomach cramps are unbearable, although some say the rash is worse.
00:24:31Conduct your scans.
00:24:33( device humming )
00:24:38How far are we from our border?
00:24:40At our present velocity, 40 minutes.
00:24:42Alter our heading to 118 mark 26.
00:24:47That will take us off our course to Romulus.
00:24:50There's been a change of plans.
00:24:51We're giving this ship to someone who will make use of its full potential-- the Tal Shiar.
00:24:55I've made arrangements to rendezvous with their fleet within the hour.
00:24:58ROMULAN: But, Commander, they're expecting us--
00:25:01COMMANDER: You have your orders.
00:25:02( suspenseful theme playing )
00:25:07What are you doing?
00:25:08I'm checking the biofilters for evidence of the virus.
00:25:13You haven't taken any readings at all.
00:25:18Hmm.
00:25:24( device humming )
00:25:28Next time... order the chicken salad.
00:25:33( door opens )
00:25:35Oh! Am I glad to see you.
00:25:38What's the emergency?
00:25:39Ah. Take a look around you, Harry.
00:25:44What do you see?
00:25:46Sickbay?
00:25:47Exactly.
00:25:48So?
00:25:50So, it's not the helm of a starship, is it?
00:25:52Did you accidentally inject yourself with some kind of psychotropic agent?
00:25:57I am a pilot, Harry, not a doctor.
00:25:59This is a temporary assignment-- just till the doc gets back.
00:26:02What if he doesn't get back?
00:26:04He'll be back.
00:26:05I need your help, Harry.
00:26:07Rescue me from medical exile.
00:26:09How?
00:26:10( sighs )
00:26:11You're an expert in holo-technology.
00:26:14You have got to design a new doctor.
00:26:17( snickers )
00:26:18You really are delirious.
00:26:20It took the greatest holo-engineers in Starfleet years to develop the EMH.
00:26:24I can't just design a new doctor.
00:26:27( sighs )
00:26:28Think of it as a challenge, Harry-- a chance to make history and save your best friend all at the same time.
00:26:42Lieutenant Torres.
00:26:46( computers beeping )
00:26:53You are recalibrating the relay interface.
00:26:56That's right.
00:26:58State your reasons for making these modifications.
00:27:01"State your reasons, please."
00:27:04It's not what you say, Seven.
00:27:05It's how you say it.
00:27:06I don't understand.
00:27:10( sighs )
00:27:13You may have noticed that some of the crew seem a bit...on edge when you're around.
00:27:20I was Borg.
00:27:21I elicit apprehension.
00:27:22No, that's not what I mean.
00:27:24We're not afraid that you're going to assimilate us.
00:27:27We're just not used to...
00:27:29You just...
00:27:32You're rude.
00:27:35I am rude.
00:27:36Yes. Yes. You order people around.
00:27:39You do things without permission. and whether you realize it or not, you come off as a little insulting.
00:27:43You don't even say "please" or "thank you."
00:27:46Look, I don't expect you to change overnight, but... try to remember that we are not just a bunch of drones.
00:27:58( computer beeping )
00:28:01Your attempt to recalibrate the interface is ill-advised.
00:28:04The risk of disrupting our link is too great.
00:28:07In your opinion.
00:28:09That is exactly what I'm talking about.
00:28:11You haven't even been listening to me.
00:28:13I don't know why I try to talk to you if you don't even...
00:28:15( staticky fritzing )
00:28:16Are we losing the link?
00:28:17No. We're receiving a transmission from the relay station. The doctor?
00:28:21( suspenseful theme playing )
00:28:24What are you?
00:28:25I'm Lieutenant Torres of the Starship Voyager.
00:28:28You are using our technology.
00:28:31You mean the sensor network?
00:28:33We thought that it was abandoned.
00:28:34It belongs to the Hirogen. Terminate your link.
00:28:38No, no, wait, please. We just...
00:28:41The link has been severed.
00:28:50What else have you done to this ship?
00:28:54I will deactivate you unless you start answering my questions.
00:28:58If I answer them, you'll very likely deactivate me anyway, so I fail to see the point.
00:29:04You are nothing but a computer-generated projection.
00:29:09I find it hard to believe you're capable of taking these actions independently.
00:29:14How flattering.
00:29:15Tell me who is operating your program.
00:29:19Is it someone on this ship?
00:29:22A Starfleet crew member we missed or one of my own men?
00:29:26Paranoia is a way of life for you, isn't it?
00:29:31( door opens )
00:29:36The computer log shows the ship received an optronic datastream transmission approximately six hours ago.
00:29:44It contained a holographic subroutine.
00:29:47Who sent it?
00:29:48Unknown. The data pattern had a Starfleet signature.
00:29:54So, Starfleet has managed to sneak a holographic operative aboard.
00:30:00Very clever.
00:30:02Were you only sent to spy on us, or does your mission include sabotage?
00:30:07( sighs )
00:30:08The datastream you detected came from an alien sensor network.
00:30:11It transferred me from a Starfleet ship in the Delta Quadrant.
00:30:15The Delta Quadrant?
00:30:17That's absurd. This is pointless.
00:30:19I couldn't agree more.
00:30:23Maybe there's a better way to retrieve information from a hologram.
00:30:27I suggest a complete algorithm extraction.
00:30:30We can analyze his subroutines one by one.
00:30:34Proceed.
00:30:36( computer beeping )
00:30:37Isn't there some kind of convention regarding the treatment of prisoners?
00:30:42( Romulans gasping and coughing )
00:30:45( suspenseful theme playing )
00:30:52Did it work?
00:30:54Sorry to interrupt.
00:30:56Did you anesthetize the entire ship?
00:30:58I did, I did.
00:30:59How did you manage to release the neurozine?
00:31:01I never opened the ventilation system.
00:31:02Trapped in the Jefferies tube, alone, nowhere to run, his smug comrade captured by Romulans,
00:31:10EMH-2 had to improvise.
00:31:13Inspiration. He accessed the main computer and simulated a shipwide biohazard, making the computer think there was a microbiotic contamination on all decks.
00:31:22And the ventilation system opened automatically.
00:31:24Presto. He then crawled back out of the tube, accessed the holo-emitters, transferred here, excused the Romulan, saw the dumbfounded look on his comrade's face...
00:31:33The end.
00:31:34You know, you really should keep a personal log.
00:31:36Why bore others needlessly?
00:31:38( sighs )
00:31:40We have to get to the Bridge.
00:31:41This ship needs a crew, and we're it.
00:31:42Oh. Trouble.
00:31:44The Prometheus is a prototype-- top secret.
00:31:47Only four people in all of Starfleet were trained to operate it.
00:31:51I hope your myriad adventures included piloting lessons because there's nothing in my program that will help us fly this thing.
00:32:00I've had my share of piloting experience.
00:32:04Actually... only two lessons and they were in a shuttlecraft... on the holodeck, but I showed great intuition.
00:32:12Where's the helm?
00:32:14You'd better intuit it fast.
00:32:16We're only about eight minutes from the Romulan border.
00:32:19Ah, there it is.
00:32:28EMH-2: This is all very... complicated.
00:32:32Stop breathing down my neck.
00:32:33My breathing is merely a simulation.
00:32:35So is my neck. Stop it anyway.
00:32:37Is this a thruster control?
00:32:38Don't touch that. We don't know what it does.
00:32:40It could be the self-destruct.
00:32:42You look worried.
00:32:44I'm just...concentrating.
00:32:46You don't know what you're doing, do you?
00:32:48This is not a shuttle and we are not on a holodeck. Shh.
00:32:51Mr. "I can leave my ship."
00:32:53The voice of experience.
00:32:54Let me think.
00:32:56Ah, here it is.
00:32:58This looks like the nacelle power control.
00:33:00So? So?
00:33:01There's a little trick I saw Mr. Paris do once.
00:33:03If I can generate a slight overload to the nacelle coils, it'll collapse the warp field.
00:33:08( both grunting )
00:33:09What happened?
00:33:10I did it. We've stopped.
00:33:14Ah. All we have to do now is find a way to send Starfleet a distress signal and...
00:33:19( shrill beeping )
00:33:21Beep-beep-beep. Beep-beep-beep?
00:33:23I've never heard that one before.
00:33:25( suspenseful theme playing )
00:33:30Oh, no. What?
00:33:32I'm not sure, but I think whatever I did initiated a warp core overload.
00:33:37You mean the ship's going to explode?
00:33:39You've got to stop it.
00:33:43( beeping stops )
00:33:45Ah. No problem.
00:33:47( strident beeping )
00:33:53What now?
00:34:00Unless I'm mistaken, and for once, I sincerely hope I am, there are three Romulan warbirds on an intercept course.
00:34:10( suspenseful theme calming )
00:34:15We're boosting the signal gain as high as it'll go.
00:34:18I think we can cut through the alien's jamming signal.
00:34:20ALIEN: I warned you.
00:34:22JANEWAY: I apologize for our intrusion.
00:34:24Allow me to explain.
00:34:26No explanations.
00:34:28Your relay network gave us the unique opportunity to communicate with our people.
00:34:32They are very far away, and we're expecting a message back from them.
00:34:35All messages will be intercepted.
00:34:38( beeping )
00:34:40He's trying to jam the link again.
00:34:42There must be some room for negotiation.
00:34:43Isn't there anything you might accept in exchange for...?
00:34:46( screaming ) What happened?
00:34:48I generated a feedback surge along our sensor link.
00:34:53You killed him?
00:34:55It was a mild shock. He will recover.
00:34:58And when he does?
00:35:01He wasn't responding to diplomacy.
00:35:06Is the sensor link stable?
00:35:08( console beeping )
00:35:10Yes, Captain.
00:35:11Keep watching for the doctor.
00:35:14Let me know if our friend gives us any more trouble.
00:35:18( suspenseful theme playing )
00:35:21"Mild shock." ( door opens and closes)
00:35:25Not bad.
00:35:27Thank you.
00:35:29( beeping )
00:35:32There. I finished inputting the doctor's physical characteristics.
00:35:35Let's have a look.
00:35:37Computer, activate the Emergency
00:35:39Medical Hologram Replacement Program.
00:35:41( computer beeps )
00:35:46Do you think we should give him a little more hair?
00:35:49What do you say we try to get him working first, then we can worry about personal grooming.
00:35:54Right. You're the boss.
00:35:55What do we do next?
00:35:57I've downloaded the ship's entire medical library and compressed it into a single data file.
00:36:01It's got all the classics from Gray's Anatomy to Leonard McCoy's Comparative Alien Physiology.
00:36:06And once we transfer all the data into stone face's matrix, we'll have ourselves a brand-new medical expert.
00:36:15That's what I'm hoping.
00:36:17Harry, you are a genius.
00:36:18Don't congratulate me yet.
00:36:21This is only the first step.
00:36:22PARIS: Yeah, but it's a step in the right direction.
00:36:24I'm telling you, this probably isn't going to work.
00:36:28What happened to all that youthful optimism?
00:36:31Being a doctor is a lot more than knowing the facts.
00:36:33We still have to create analytical subroutines to help him diagnose patients, tactile protocols, so he can perform surgery, not to mention a personality profile.
00:36:41Oh, you know, I've been thinking about that.
00:36:43Maybe we should make this one a little more...pleasant than the old doc.
00:36:52All right. I'm ready to transfer the data.
00:36:56Computer, transfer medical library master file to Emergency Medical Replacement Hologram.
00:37:02COMPUTER: Transfer complete.
00:37:04Chapter one: The Animal Cell. "All the tissues of the body originate from a microscopic structure, the fertilized ovum, which consists of a soft, jelly-like material enclosed in a membrane and containing a..."
00:37:13What's he doing?
00:37:14"...or small spherical body inside..."
00:37:16I think he's reciting Gray's Anatomy.
00:37:17"This may be regarded as a complete cell."
00:37:20Can you stop him?
00:37:21I'm trying.
00:37:22"...in nature, but differing in external form."
00:37:24Paragraph.
00:37:26Listen, this is all very fascinating...
00:37:27"In the higher organisms... but would you please be quiet for a minute?
00:37:31KIM: He doesn't have speech recognition protocols yet.
00:37:33Well, give him some, would you?
00:37:34"...similar to that found in the ovum and usually called cytoplasm..."
00:37:38What's happening?
00:37:39It's an overload.
00:37:41His matrix can't accommodate all the data.
00:37:42"Contain no nuclei..."
00:37:45( groans )
00:37:48( computer beeping ) ( sighs )
00:37:54What are you doing?
00:37:56I'm downloading Gray's Anatomy chapter by chapter.
00:37:59I thought you said it was too much data for his holo-matrix to handle.
00:38:02It's not for the EMH.
00:38:04It's for you.
00:38:07( suspenseful theme playing )
00:38:18The Romulan vessels are closing in.
00:38:20Two minutes to intercept. Get us out of here!
00:38:21I can't get this ship moving.
00:38:23Try rerouting power to the impulse engines.
00:38:26Reroute power, reroute power.
00:38:27Here we go.
00:38:28I think I found the relay controls.
00:38:29Hey, I'm finally getting the hang of this.
00:38:31( static ) What's happening?
00:38:33Sorry. I must have transferred power from the holo-emitters.
00:38:36Well, be more careful.
00:38:37If I'm deactivated, this ship will never get back to Starfleet.
00:38:40Okay, I'm taking power from life support.
00:38:42We don't need that. Try engines now.
00:38:44( beeping denial )
00:38:46Nothing. Why isn't this working?
00:38:48Thirty seconds to intercept.
00:38:50They're right on top of us.
00:38:51Hold it. I see the problem.
00:38:54The thrust initiator is off-line.
00:38:56Stand by. Fifteen seconds.
00:38:57They're charging weapons!
00:38:59See if you can access the shields.
00:39:00I said...
00:39:02I said shields!
00:39:03Already done. Shields up.
00:39:05MALE: This is the warbird T'Met calling the Prometheus.
00:39:10Commander Rekar...respond.
00:39:12Commander.
00:39:14( deep voice ): This is the Prometheus.
00:39:17Activate your viewscreen.
00:39:20Our viewscreen is not operational.
00:39:22We've had some trouble with Starfleet commandos.
00:39:25Where's Rekar?
00:39:28In the medical bay.
00:39:30He suffered minor injuries.
00:39:31Identify yourself.
00:39:34( whispers ): You first.
00:39:35You first.
00:39:37Repeat your last statement.
00:39:39I don't understand.
00:39:40State your identity.
00:39:43This is Sub-Commander Almak.
00:39:45Lower your shields and prepare to be boarded.
00:39:50They're already down.
00:39:51Maybe there's something wrong with your sensor readings.
00:39:54You'd better not try to transport until we can be sure it's safe.
00:39:57Lower your shields immediately, or I'll open fire.
00:39:59Immediately?
00:40:01Yes. Prometheus out.
00:40:03( rumbling ) ( both grunt )
00:40:05Direct hit. Shields down to 20 percent.
00:40:08( computer beeping )
00:40:09Three more ships are approaching.
00:40:12We're doomed.
00:40:13( rumbling )
00:40:15No.
00:40:16They're Starfleet.
00:40:19What are they doing?
00:40:21Firing on us.
00:40:22They must think Romulans are on board.
00:40:24They're right!
00:40:25( dramatic theme swelling )
00:40:34( dramatic theme playing )
00:40:39Prometheus to any Starfleet vessel. Respond.
00:40:41Prometheus...
00:40:43It's no use. They can't hear us.
00:40:45The Romulans have scrambled the com frequencies.
00:40:47( console beeping )
00:40:48Doctor, some...thing just went off-line.
00:40:50Specifically?
00:40:51The secondary gyrodyne relays in the propulsion field inter-matrix have depolarized.
00:40:55In English.
00:40:57I'm just reading what it says here.
00:40:59I'll try to stabilize the ship.
00:41:00Transfer auxiliary power to the maneuvering thrusters.
00:41:05Transferring auxiliary power now.
00:41:09Good work, Mark-2.
00:41:10Thanks. You'd better get to tactical.
00:41:13We're going to have to defend ourselves.
00:41:14Tactical. Right.
00:41:16What are you waiting for? Shoot.
00:41:19Shoot!
00:41:21There are so many controls.
00:41:22Find the one that says "fire" and push it!
00:41:26It's not working. It says here the phasers are off-line.
00:41:29Well, then fire a torpedo!
00:41:30( dramatic theme playing )
00:41:38You hit the wrong ship.
00:41:39It wasn't my fault.
00:41:41Well, then, whose fault was it, the torpedo's?
00:41:43You're supposed to tell it what to do.
00:41:44( yells )
00:41:46Navigational control is off-line.
00:41:48Everything is off-line-- weapons, shields... It gets worse.
00:41:51There are two warbirds coming right at us.
00:41:54My brilliant existence cut short...
00:41:56No time to explore the universe... no time to smell the roses... no time for...sex.
00:42:03COMPUTER: Initiating decoupling sequence.
00:42:05What's that? What have I done now?
00:42:08Auto-separation in 10 seconds.
00:42:10Auto-separation?
00:42:11I think the Romulans did this before.
00:42:12How do we turn it off?
00:42:14I don't think we can.
00:42:15...Five, four, three, two...
00:42:19If I recall correctly, this next part gets a little bumpy.
00:42:21Separation sequence in progress.
00:42:24( dramatic theme playing )
00:42:27Hold on. Unh.
00:42:29Specify attack pattern.
00:42:30Attack pattern...alpha?
00:42:33Specify target.
00:42:35Romulans! Romulans!
00:42:36( dramatic theme playing )
00:42:46Bull's-eye!
00:42:47The warbirds are in retreat.
00:42:49Doctor, we've done it!
00:42:50Two holograms alone.
00:42:52Romulans on one side. Starfleet on the other.
00:42:54Alarms beeping everywhere.
00:42:56EMH-2. Newborn but filled with courage.
00:42:59EMH-1. Armed with years of experience.
00:43:02Together, they emerged triumphant.
00:43:04The end.
00:43:06( shrill beeping )
00:43:07Or not.
00:43:08( whoosh of active transport)
00:43:12Welcome to the Prometheus, gentlemen.
00:43:14It's about time.
00:43:19( calm theme playing )
00:43:22I'm receiving a transmission through the sensor network.
00:43:25Origin... the Alpha Quadrant.
00:43:30Does it contain a holographic subroutine?
00:43:33Yes.
00:43:35Transfer it to Sickbay.
00:43:37Torres to Bridge.
00:43:38Captain, I think he's back.
00:43:41( staticky buzzing )
00:43:57Doctor... report.
00:44:01I-- I did it.
00:44:03You completed the mission?
00:44:05Yes. Once the Romulans were out of the way.
00:44:08Romulans?
00:44:10They'd taken over the Prometheus.
00:44:11The ship I was on.
00:44:12But I managed to turn the tables on them with a little help from a fellow EMH.
00:44:16You got through to Starfleet?
00:44:18I spoke directly with Headquarters.
00:44:21Apparently, Voyager was declared officially lost
00:44:2314 months ago.
00:44:24I set the record straight.
00:44:26I told them everything that's happened to this crew.
00:44:29They said they would contact your families to tell them the news and promised that they won't stop until they've found a way to get Voyager back home.
00:44:40And they asked me to relay a message.
00:44:43They wanted you to know... you're no longer alone.
00:44:48( sweet theme playing )
00:44:5260,000 light-years seems a little closer today.
00:45:09( majestic theme playing )