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Spirit Folk
00:00:01( engine rumbling, horn honking )
00:00:03Get out of the way!
00:00:05( horn honking )
00:00:07Oh.
00:00:09Whoa. Easy, now.
00:00:10Whoo.
00:00:12( horn honking )
00:00:13( sheep bleating )
00:00:15Hey, watch out!
00:00:16Come on. Come on.
00:00:18Sorry.
00:00:21Tommy, me boy...
00:00:26Did you hurt yourself, Tommy-Boy?
00:00:28( grunts )
00:00:30I think I zigged when I should have zagged.
00:00:32Well, maybe you ought to stick to a horse and carriage.
00:00:35Still, she's a beauty.
00:00:37The world must be treating you well to afford such a thing.
00:00:40( chuckles )
00:00:42Just dipping into my inheritance.
00:00:43Oh, come into some money, did you?
00:00:46So who's passed on?
00:00:47Um, my grandfather on my mother's side.
00:00:50An aristocrat, God rest his soul.
00:00:53Sounds like he was a fine man.
00:00:55I'd drink a toast to him, if I had a shilling to me name.
00:00:59( laughs )
00:01:01Here. It's on me.
00:01:04It'll take three pints to do a proper job, Tommy-Boy.
00:01:07And this isn't even enough for two.
00:01:10There. That's all I've got.
00:01:12You're a generous man. Care to join me at Sullivan's?
00:01:15Ah, I wish I could, but I'm on my way to Castle O'Dell.
00:01:18Night's coming.
00:01:20And they say when the sun goes down, the queen of the faerie folk reclaims the castle.
00:01:27Ah.
00:01:29I'll give her your regards.
00:01:30Don't say I didn't warn ya.
00:01:36Computer, replace damaged tire.
00:01:44Saints preserve us.
00:03:39I thought I would die from the shock of it.
00:03:41Now, Seamus, you're not a great one for telling things the way they were.
00:03:44I'll admit I've been known to add a little color to stories from time to time to liven things up, but with God as my witness
00:03:51I saw Tom Paris using unnatural powers to fix that wheel of his.
00:03:57Tommy-Boy practicing unholy magic?
00:04:00Next thing you'll be telling me is you want to pay for your own drinks.
00:04:06Make fun if you like, but he was heading up to Castle O'Dell only an hour before dark.
00:04:13Oh, leave it alone, Seamus.
00:04:15Can't one day go by without you making an ass of yourself?
00:04:17Mm. But that Tom Paris is an odd one.
00:04:19Coming and going through town as if he built the place.
00:04:22That's right, and where does he go?
00:04:25Oh, he's a shifty one, and for that matter, so are his friends.
00:04:29If you're talking about Katie O'Clare, you better watch your mouth.
00:04:31Oh. Well, you know what they say, Sullivan-- birds of a feather...
00:04:36They also say superstition is the religion of fools.
00:04:40Kilmanin, 1846.
00:04:44What?
00:04:45Old Patsy down in County Meath spoke of a band of spirit folk who came to Kilmanin in '46.
00:04:52Kilmanin?
00:04:54Did you ever hear of it, Doc?
00:04:56No, this is the first.
00:04:57Ah, but you won't find it on any map.
00:05:00Not anymore.
00:05:05It was a town not much different than Fair Haven.
00:05:07That is, until this group of strangers arrived.
00:05:10The townsfolk welcomed them with open arms.
00:05:13After all, a stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet.
00:05:18But they regretted their hospitality soon enough.
00:05:22The cows stopped giving milk.
00:05:23The potatoes grew rotten in the ground.
00:05:26Then people started to go missing.
00:05:28Oh, go on. It's true.
00:05:31What happened to them?
00:05:32They were taken...
00:05:34( whispers ): to the otherworld.
00:05:36SEAMUS: When winter came and the nights grew longer, the entire town vanished, every post, every nail-- poof-- into thin air, never to be seen again.
00:05:51Are you suggesting that Fair Haven's going to go the way of Kilmanin just because we have a few new folks in town?
00:05:58I'm suggesting you keep an eye on Tom Paris and his cohorts.
00:06:02Not to mention that lady friend of yours.
00:06:04So Katie's some kind of goblin now, is that it?
00:06:07She's certainly cast a spell on you.
00:06:10Well, if you ask me...
00:06:12( throat clearing and shushing)
00:06:13Katie! Am I interrupting?
00:06:16Aw, just some nonsense.
00:06:17Seamus is up to his old tricks again.
00:06:19Good day to you, Katie. Oh, it's good to see you.
00:06:21What'll it be? The usual, please.
00:06:23Well, one cup of tea coming right up.
00:06:26Did you snatch any children on the way into town, Katie?
00:06:29JANEWAY: What?
00:06:30Never mind.
00:06:32I missed your smile.
00:06:34What have you been doing with yourself?
00:06:36Nothing terribly exciting.
00:06:37Just helping my aunt and uncle out on the farm.
00:06:39They're not as spry as they used to be.
00:06:42Although, they've got a goat that could argue
00:06:43Mossie Donegan's talking pig under the table.
00:06:46You'll have to bring him into the bar the next time you're up.
00:06:48We'll arrange a debate.
00:06:49I'll see that I do.
00:06:51I hear they opened a nickelodeon in Dooleen.
00:06:54I thought it might be nice to go to a show.
00:06:56I've got to tend the bar.
00:06:58I wish you'd let me know you were coming.
00:06:59I would've made arrangements. That's all right.
00:07:01We can go some other time.
00:07:03No, I mean, you've already made the trip.
00:07:04It'd be a shame if you have to leave.
00:07:06Well, I could be convinced to stay if you'd be up for a game of... rings.
00:07:12( laughs )
00:07:14Let's go.
00:07:20Computer, one dozen Broadway lilies.
00:07:28Something tells me that's not lunch.
00:07:31Already ate.
00:07:32Ah. Who are they for?
00:07:33A friend.
00:07:35Oh, and this friend wouldn't happen to be a lovely Irish lass, now, would she?
00:07:40Aren't you due on the Bridge?
00:07:42Ah, you better watch yourself, Harry.
00:07:44These country girls aren't as simple as you think.
00:07:46Maggie O'Halloran could be a little more than you can handle.
00:07:49I heard about your little traffic accident.
00:07:52( chuckles ): That was a clutch malfunction.
00:07:55It wasn't my fault.
00:07:56If you ask me, that whole program is an accident waiting to happen.
00:08:00You have been running Fair Haven around the clock.
00:08:02Just yesterday, I had to replace three holo-emitters.
00:08:05I ran a full diagnostic this morning.
00:08:07Everything is fine.
00:08:09Whatever you say.
00:08:11But when your quaint, little seaside town starts to depolarize, don't come running to me.
00:08:18If you'll excuse me, I'm late for a moonlight stroll.
00:08:21Are you sure you don't need a chaperon?
00:08:23( laughs )
00:08:24Not with your driving record.
00:08:26( chuckles )
00:08:28I think I know just what'll make his date just a little more interesting.
00:08:34Just don't blow out any more holo-emitters.
00:08:59What are we doing out here, Seamus, skulking about in the dark, spying on folks?
00:09:03What's the matter, Milo?
00:09:05You got a case of the willies?
00:09:06Well, what if you're right?
00:09:07What if this Tom Paris is some kind of demon?
00:09:10If we're caught, he'll cast a spell on us.
00:09:12Then stop your squawking or he'll catch us for sure.
00:09:14Come on, man. He's getting away.
00:09:16Ah.
00:09:19A captain is only as good as his crew.
00:09:22It must be lonely out there on the sea with only the stars to guide you.
00:09:26Sometimes, during the night watch, with the timbers creaking, and the dark water stretching out as far as the eye can see, you can believe you're the only man in the world.
00:09:36Maybe you should think about settling down on dry land.
00:09:39Well, believe me, I do.
00:09:41As often as I think of you.
00:09:43MAGGIE: Can I ask you something, Harry?
00:09:45KIM: Of course.
00:09:46Would you like to hold my hand?
00:09:49If you promise to hold mine back.
00:09:51( groans )
00:09:57Look. He's got some sort of contraption in his hand.
00:10:00Ooh, maybe we're going about this the wrong way.
00:10:03We should go down to St. Mary's and tell Father Mulligan the whole story.
00:10:07He's not going to listen to talk of the supernatural.
00:10:09Aw, if you fill his collection box, he'll listen to anything.
00:10:12That's true.
00:10:14I thought you were promised to Ray Ewan.
00:10:16Not anymore. Ah.
00:10:18Can I ask you something else, Harry?
00:10:19Please.
00:10:21Would you like to kiss me?
00:10:22Is that a trick question?
00:10:25( gasps ) ( moos )
00:10:29Holy Mother of God!
00:10:32( laughs )
00:10:34Tom!
00:10:36( Tom laughing )
00:10:39KIM: Don't you have anything better to do?
00:10:41PARIS: Oh, boy. She really turned on you.
00:10:44KIM: Ha-ha, very funny.
00:10:46I could have been trampled.
00:10:47Relax. The holodeck safeties are on.
00:10:50There's nothing to worry about. Poor Maggie.
00:10:52All right, all right. You've had your fun. Now change her back.
00:10:54Chakotay to Paris and Kim.
00:10:56Report to the Bridge.
00:10:57On our way.
00:10:59( laughs )
00:11:00What about Maggie?
00:11:01She'll be fine. Let her graze.
00:11:04Did you hear that? Ah!
00:11:11CONGREGATION: Amen.
00:11:12DOCTOR: Please be seated.
00:11:21I recently heard a tale of two farmers, who shall remain nameless for the sake of this sermon.
00:11:28It seems one broke the other's plow and refused to replace it.
00:11:31His comeuppance was served to him not by the hand of God but by the other farmer, in the form of a clogged irrigation ditch.
00:11:40Now, do you think their disagreement stopped there?
00:11:45Of course not.
00:11:46They go on... just as the heathen did of old.
00:11:52After all, one spiteful act deserves another, right?
00:11:55( murmuring agreement ) Wrong!
00:11:57What these sinners have forgotten is that they are neighbors.
00:12:03He's in love with the sound of his own voice.
00:12:05DOCTOR: Whether we are man or woman, parent or child... flesh and blood or photons and force fields...
00:12:11( murmuring ) It has been said...
00:12:14On the other hand, perhaps he's been nipping at the sacramental wine.
00:12:18And, as such, our community is everything.
00:12:22It is our world, and we are a part of it just as a branch is part of a tree.
00:12:29Do you see... branches tearing leaves off one another?
00:12:34No! Do you see roots hoarding water from the trunk?
00:12:39No! Do you see...?
00:12:42( cow moos ) SEAMUS: Easy, Maggie.
00:12:44Whoa.
00:12:46( murmuring )
00:12:47Oh. Easy now.
00:12:48( moos, bell clanking )
00:12:50Did you make a wrong turn on your way to the milking shed?
00:12:54Oh, nothing like that at all, Father.
00:12:56Something terrible's happened.
00:12:58DOCTOR: What now?
00:12:59This was Maggie O'Halloran.
00:13:02The spirits have turned her into a cow.
00:13:05Maggie O'Halloran's been eaten by a cow?
00:13:09Did you see these spirits?
00:13:11That we did--
00:13:12Tom Paris and Harry Kim.
00:13:15( sighs, cow moos )
00:13:17I hate to disappoint you, but it sounds as though you've been the victim of a practical joke.
00:13:21Tom Paris is a known prankster.
00:13:23( voice shaking ): Oh... it was unholy magic, I tell you.
00:13:26Aye, aye. We saw it with our own eyes.
00:13:28When did this alleged transformation take place?
00:13:33Last night. Well, then, that settles it.
00:13:36This couldn't possibly be Maggie O'Halloran.
00:13:38I saw Maggie this morning on my way into church.
00:13:40She was at her cart tending her flowers.
00:13:42She's probably there now.
00:13:44( cow moos loudly )
00:13:45Well, I... I think that's enough excitement for one morning.
00:13:48This mass is over.
00:13:49Go in peace.
00:13:51Um... leave the cow.
00:13:53Oh...
00:13:54All right, Father.
00:13:56Excuse us, Maggie.
00:13:57Take care, Maggie.
00:14:03Whoa.
00:14:09Maggie...
00:14:10Well, good morning, boys.
00:14:12Is everything all right?
00:14:14Y-you're looking a little out of sorts this morning.
00:14:16Yes. Well, I must admit I'm not quite myself today.
00:14:20Oh? Well, this is going to sound very odd, but I feel like I just woke up from the strangest dream, and I don't remember going to sleep.
00:14:28You're right, that does sound odd.
00:14:30Do you remember anything about last night?
00:14:34Well, I was out with Harry Kim.
00:14:36He chatted me up at The Ox and Lamb, and we were off on a walk before I knew it.
00:14:40What did you do on your walk?
00:14:42We talked.
00:14:43What kind of a girl do you think I am?
00:14:45Now, Maggie, we weren't implying anything.
00:14:48No! Do you recall anything else about the evening?
00:14:53Ah, did anything out of the, um, ordinary happen?
00:14:56Anything at all?
00:14:58I don't remember.
00:15:00Well, tell us about the dream, then.
00:15:03Oh, it was most unpleasant.
00:15:06I was walking around town with nothing but a bell around my neck.
00:15:09Well, somehow, I wound up in church.
00:15:11Everyone was staring at me.
00:15:14You were there, Seamus...
00:15:15And you, too, Milo.
00:15:18The next thing I knew, I was tending my flowers just as you boys walked up.
00:15:23Well, that's quite a story, Maggie.
00:15:26Can we get a quick one?
00:15:28Maybe just a wee taste.
00:15:34So, I said to young Harry,
00:15:36"I'm not one for rainy days and gray skies."
00:15:39As soon as the words were out of my mouth, he called up the spirits to do his bidding.
00:15:43A second later, there wasn't a cloud in the sky.
00:15:47I was up near Ballahick farm with little Mary.
00:15:49She was playing near the well.
00:15:51Somehow, she lost her footing and fell in.
00:15:53I was so frightened. I didn't know what to do.
00:15:55So, I ran to the Colbys' to get some help... but... when we returned, there was Mary in the meadow, talking with Katie O'Clare.
00:16:05There wasn't a scratch on her.
00:16:07Katie said I must've been mistaken when I saw her fall.
00:16:10There was no mistake.
00:16:12WOMAN: I saw something strange, too.
00:16:15Well, I hesitated to say anything for fear you'd think me mad.
00:16:19But after listening to your stories today,
00:16:22I feel you've a right to know.
00:16:24Well? Speak up.
00:16:27Last Sunday, after his sermon,
00:16:31I saw Father Mulligan vanish into thin air.
00:16:36( sighs ): He's one of them, right enough.
00:16:38Father Mulligan, Tommy-Boy, Katie and the rest-- they're spirit folk.
00:16:42What about that Neelix fellow who runs The Ox and Lamb?
00:16:45Well, if he doesn't look like a leprechaun, I don't know who does.
00:16:48They're all probably up at Castle O'Dell, conspiring against us.
00:16:52Now... that's enough.
00:16:54I can't deny there's been some unusual goings-on.
00:16:57But what are you proposing-- that we run Katie and her friends out of town?
00:17:00Or maybe we should line them up in front of a firing squad-- is that what you want?
00:17:04These people have been our neighbors.
00:17:06We've become friends.
00:17:08Let's not forget that.
00:17:10Well, we can't just sit here and do nothing while they take over Fair Haven.
00:17:14I'm not saying we do nothing... but let's go about this like civilized people.
00:17:20What do you suggest-- we sit them down and discuss it over tea?
00:17:43You're looking lovelier than ever, Katie.
00:17:45Thank you.
00:17:50Open it.
00:17:57"The Faerie Queene by Edmund Spenser."
00:17:59Thank you, Michael.
00:18:01It's the longest poem in the English language, and the first to use a nine-line stanza.
00:18:06I'll start reading it tonight. I love epic poetry.
00:18:09Really? I didn't know that.
00:18:12( sighs )
00:18:14It seems as if there's a lot of things I don't know about you.
00:18:17I thought you'd want to know there's been some talk about you and your friends.
00:18:22Strange things have been happening around town.
00:18:26Folk are saying you're to blame.
00:18:28What kind of strange things?
00:18:31People using unholy magic... vanishing into thin air... changing the weather.
00:18:38By any chance, would all of this have anything to do with your reading suggestion?
00:18:43As a matter of fact.
00:18:45Don't tell me.
00:18:46They say I'm the "Faerie Queene."
00:18:49Frankly, they could tell me you're the devil himself, and I wouldn't care.
00:18:53( chuckles ): I'll try not to take that personally.
00:18:56The sad truth of the matter is...
00:18:59I don't know who you are.
00:19:02What do you mean?
00:19:04You've been lying to me, Katie.
00:19:07I've been doing some checking with friends of mine in County Clare.
00:19:11Seems nobody's heard of you there.
00:19:13It's a big county.
00:19:15And I've got a lot of friends.
00:19:19You've been evasive from the day we met.
00:19:21I was a fool not to see it.
00:19:23Where do you go when you leave here?
00:19:27There've been times I wanted to talk to you-- tell you about my day, about a book I'd read... just to say hello... but I can't, because I don't know where to find you.
00:19:42What are you hiding, Katie?
00:19:46I'll admit I have misled you about some things, but never about anything important.
00:19:51And I wasn't lying when I said I care about you.
00:19:55I wish I could believe that.
00:19:57You can.
00:19:59I didn't want to deceive you... but under the circumstances, I had no choice.
00:20:06What circumstances?
00:20:08Michael... there are things about me you may not be able to understand.
00:20:15Try me.
00:20:19Who are you, Katie?
00:20:21Where are you really from?
00:20:24The truth.
00:20:36Computer, end program.
00:20:46How did he know? Those are questions no holodeck character should be asking.
00:20:49What exactly did you do to that program?
00:20:51Well, I, I just added a few bells and whistles to make the characters more realistic. Nothing too fancy.
00:20:56Well, something's gone wrong. The people of Fair Haven aren't simple country folk anymore. Report.
00:21:02It looks like we've worn out our welcome.
00:21:04It's the first time we've tried running a holodeck program nonstop.
00:21:07We're lucky it lasted this long.
00:21:08There are damaged subroutines in all of the character files.
00:21:11So much for my open door policy.
00:21:14Shut it down and repair the damaged systems.
00:21:20As I recall, everything was fine until someone started turning people into cows.
00:21:25( chuckles )
00:21:27Computer, display Fair Haven character Michael Sullivan.
00:21:32Tom.
00:21:35Where am I? Where's Katie?
00:21:38He shouldn't be aware that he's in the lab.
00:21:40I've isolated the damaged subroutines.
00:21:42I said where the hell am I?!
00:21:44I-it's all right, Michael. Take it easy.
00:21:46What is this place? Try to relax.
00:21:48If someone doesn't tell me where I am, I'm going to start busting heads.
00:21:51His perceptual filters are malfunctioning.
00:21:53What are you saying? What's a perceptual filter?
00:21:55I-it's o... it's okay. We're trying to help you.
00:21:58There.
00:22:00Look at these.
00:22:01Those are the algorithms designed to keep him oblivious to anything outside the program's parameters.
00:22:06They're off-line.
00:22:07Give me a minute.
00:22:10That should do it.
00:22:11How are you feeling, Michael?
00:22:15Never better.
00:22:18Harry, Liam's been looking for you.
00:22:20You're the only man in four counties to beat him at arm wrestling.
00:22:23He wants a rematch.
00:22:25Tell him he's got one.
00:22:26I'll do that.
00:22:28( chuckles )
00:22:29That was easy enough.
00:22:31Yeah. Unfortunately, it looks like all the other characters have the same malfunction.
00:22:35Don't tell me we're going to have to go through every one of them?
00:22:38If we reactivate the program, use the primary control port in Sullivan's pub, we could reset all the perceptual filters with a single command sequence.
00:22:46Ah. I guess we'll be seeing you later.
00:22:49Looking forward to it.
00:22:51Computer, resume Fair Haven program in Holodeck 1, and transfer Michael Sullivan back to his bar.
00:23:11Danny! Danny, come here.
00:23:14Fetch Doc Fitzgerald.
00:23:16Tell him to meet me in the church.
00:23:17Go on, hurry, lad.
00:23:23We thought we'd reset his perceptual filters, until we took a closer look at his subroutines.
00:23:28Turns out he was just playing along.
00:23:29Ha. Never underestimate an Irish hologram.
00:23:32We'll have to reprogram Michael when we do the others.
00:23:35Let's just hope he didn't share the experience with too many others.
00:23:39Got it. These resequenced algorithms should do the trick.
00:23:42Good luck.
00:23:47What the hell was I thinking?
00:23:50A minor malfunction.
00:23:51Well, that's the problem.
00:23:54I've got a boyfriend who malfunctions.
00:23:56Tom and Harry'll fix him. And if they can't?
00:23:59One piece of advice you've always given me-- tell the truth.
00:24:04Hate to break the news to you, Michael, but I'm a starship Captain, and you're a 300 deciwatt holodeck program.
00:24:11I couldn't do it.
00:24:13In that case... you'll have to get creative.
00:24:19I'm not a superstitious man, Doc, but I've been seeing things I can't explain.
00:24:24You're not the only one.
00:24:26At first I thought we had an epidemic on our hands.
00:24:29But this is no fever. No, it's not.
00:24:31Last night, I was talking to Katie, and the next thing I knew,
00:24:33I was being spirited away to God knows where.
00:24:36They took you? Where?
00:24:37Maybe it was the otherworld. I don't know.
00:24:40Tom Paris was there. Young Harry, too.
00:24:42What did they want with you? I'm not sure.
00:24:45They were talking about me like I wasn't there.
00:24:47Saying things about Fair Haven-- that we knew too much about them.
00:24:52Oh, Lord. And that's not all.
00:24:54They were saying something about coming to the pub tonight to change the town somehow.
00:24:59What does that mean?
00:25:01I'm damned if I know.
00:25:02How did you get away?
00:25:04With all the talk about us knowing too much about them,
00:25:08I figured that if I pretended nothing was out of the ordinary, they might let me go.
00:25:13And sure enough, that's exactly what they did.
00:25:17I wonder if this is how things started in Kilmanin back in '46.
00:25:22I'm not sure what they have in mind.
00:25:24But we'd better be prepared.
00:25:40We're in luck.
00:25:42Nobody's home.
00:26:02SEAMUS: If we're going to fight them, we've got to use the right ammunition.
00:26:07Biddy Ramsey gave me this before she passed on.
00:26:10She knew a thing or two about fairy magic and how to fight it.
00:26:13Everything she learned, she learned from this book.
00:26:16I doubt if it says anything about using rifles.
00:26:18You'd be surprised how many things a bullet will stop.
00:26:21I don't like this one bit.
00:26:23Guns, Seamus.
00:26:25Under normal circumstances, I'd agree with you, Michael... but these aren't normal circumstances.
00:26:30Maybe you'd still like us to be acting civilized.
00:26:32Where did that get you before?
00:26:34A ticket to the otherworld, that's what.
00:26:36Now, we don't know what the spirit folk have in store for us.
00:26:39That's just it. We don't know much about anything, do we?
00:26:42And we've got Milo here acting like a holy war has been declared.
00:26:45Relax, Sullivan. The rifles are only a last resort.
00:26:49Besides, we've got incantations, which are more lethal to spirit folk than any weapons forged by man.
00:26:57That's how we're going to force them back into their realm.
00:27:00And we've got red twine to stop them from changing shape.
00:27:04And don't forget about the ash berries.
00:27:06Ash berries, right.
00:27:08That's how you keep them from using their powers against you.
00:27:11They've been walking amongst us for weeks now, pretending to be our friends.
00:27:16Lying to us, making mischief. What's next?
00:27:22Yeah! What is next, Seamus?
00:27:23I for one am not going to stand by and let them run roughshod over our town.
00:27:29( shouting agreement )
00:27:30We can't rest until we've driven every one of them out.
00:27:34( all agreeing )
00:27:36They're here! Tom Paris and Harry Kim-- they're in Sullivan's right now!
00:27:41Who's with me?
00:27:43Come on.
00:27:53( door opens )
00:27:54( shouting )
00:27:55There they are!
00:27:59Seamus, let us explain.
00:28:01You're making a mistake.
00:28:03The only mistake we made was letting you into Fair Haven.
00:28:07What's that? Shoot it.
00:28:08No, wait, wait. That's a delicate piece of...
00:28:11...technology.
00:28:12Warning. Holodeck controls and safety protocols are off-line.
00:28:16A voice from the otherworld.
00:28:17Emergency overrides are malfunctioning.
00:28:22Computer, freeze program!
00:28:2462 percent compliance.
00:28:26They're getting away! After them!
00:28:29( angry shouting )
00:28:36PARIS: Computer, exit.
00:28:59Gunfire? Two shots directly at the primary controls.
00:29:02We can't deactivate the program or get the safeties back on line.
00:29:05Where are Tom and Harry now?
00:29:06St. Mary's.
00:29:08Looks like some of your parishioners are holding them captive.
00:29:11We can't blame them for being frightened.
00:29:13They must think we're some kind of sorcerers.
00:29:15Well, we could use a little magic right now, because that's about the only way we're going to get our people back.
00:29:20Transporters? Too many stray photons. We can't get a lock.
00:29:22We should enter the holodeck with a security team and take them by force.
00:29:26Need I remind you that the holo-characters have weapons as well. We'd be risking armed conflict.
00:29:31Well, then let's just pull the plug.
00:29:33Cut power to the holo-grid.
00:29:35That would purge the program from our database.
00:29:38Exactly.
00:29:39But we'd lose Fair Haven and all its people.
00:29:42They're not people. They're holograms.
00:29:44And they weren't programmed to be violent.
00:29:46I don't believe they'd harm anyone.
00:29:48You can't be certain.
00:29:50Well, I am certain.
00:29:51And I'd like to find a less drastic solution.
00:29:53With all due respect, Captain,
00:29:55Michael can be reprogrammed--
00:29:57Tom and Harry can't.
00:29:59One problem at a time, B'Elanna.
00:30:01The people of Fair Haven may not be real, but our feelings toward them are.
00:30:04I won't destroy these relationships if we can find another way.
00:30:08Now, if we could attach transport enhancers onto Tom and Harry, would that be enough to cut through the interference?
00:30:14I believe so. Good.
00:30:16Then, we just need to get someone close to them.
00:30:19Doctor.
00:30:21A few words of inspiration should get me within reach.
00:30:24I suggest you use your mobile emitter.
00:30:26It'll isolate you from the malfunctions.
00:30:28Good idea.
00:30:30Stand by to cut power to the holo-grid, in case things get out of hand.
00:30:33TORRES: Aye, Captain. In the meantime,
00:30:35I believe your flock needs tending.
00:30:40SEAMUS: Ex labis caelstium sanctorum
00:30:43super ad aures atorum larvarum mentientium.
00:30:48From the lips of the heavenly saints above to the ears of the dark and lying spirits-- may your spectral forms be cast back to the otherworld!
00:31:05Back to the otherworld!
00:31:08( sighs )
00:31:09There must be some trick to these incantations.
00:31:13What do you make of this, Seamus?
00:31:18We should just tell them the truth.
00:31:20Oh, good idea, Harry. Do you want to tell them they're only holograms, or should I?
00:31:24I see you left your box of charms at Sullivan's.
00:31:27I believe this is the talisman you used on Maggie.
00:31:31Maybe we should turn them into cows.
00:31:33No, no, there's been a misunderstanding.
00:31:37We are not spirit folk.
00:31:39( chuckles ): I think we've heard enough of your lies, Tommy-Boy.
00:31:43I say we tie them up to the lamppost in the square and show them how spirit folk were dealt with in the olden days.
00:31:49( crowd agrees ) Leave them alone.
00:31:51It's bad enough you've got them trussed up like Christmas turkeys.
00:31:54There's no need for foolish threats!
00:31:56You'd better watch whose side you're on.
00:31:58You're not above suspicion yourself.
00:32:00Oh, so we're going to start turning on one another now, is that it?
00:32:03We are if you're choosing them over your own people.
00:32:05Sinners!
00:32:08Sinners, all of you.
00:32:10You have the audacity to turn a house of worship into a prison?
00:32:14This is where we gather to pledge our love for our fellow man-- not condemnation.
00:32:21You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
00:32:23Quite a rousing sermon, Father, but I'm afraid you're not going to find too many takers tonight.
00:32:29Not after your little vanishing act.
00:32:31It seems Grace Declan saw you disappear into thin air on Sunday.
00:32:35Aye. I'd say that sounds a wee bit unholy.
00:32:38You're in league with them, aren't you?
00:32:41Tie him up with the others.
00:32:42Listen to yourselves. You're letting confusion and fear get the best of you.
00:32:48Doctor to Janeway. What's this?
00:32:50Fire and brimstone don't seem to be working.
00:32:52Look here, Seamus!
00:32:55Another talisman.
00:32:57Quick, get it off of him!
00:33:02Beam him out of there.
00:33:04His program's been disengaged from the mobile emitter.
00:33:07And what were you planning on doing with these?
00:33:10Those are the devices that will allow us to leave.
00:33:13Just put them on our coats and we'll be on our way.
00:33:16You'd like us to believe that, wouldn't you?
00:33:18Something tells me these are spirit charms.
00:33:21We pin them on you and God knows what powers you'll have.
00:33:24This is no charm. It's some kind of a machine.
00:33:27Oh, it doesn't matter. They won't be telling us the truth about any of it.
00:33:30Oh, they'll tell us the truth, all right.
00:33:33There's more than one way to pluck the wings off a pixie.
00:33:37We'll induce a trance.
00:33:39Give me Billy Ramsey's spoon.
00:33:44Keep your eyes on the silverware, Father.
00:33:48( sighs )
00:33:50I hope you know this is blasphemous.
00:33:53Oh, this is ridiculous.
00:33:55I can't be hypnotized.
00:33:59( sighs )
00:34:04I can't isolate the Doctor's program.
00:34:07He's been integrated into the Fair Haven matrix.
00:34:10He's vulnerable.
00:34:12Tell us the words.
00:34:14How do we banish the spirit folk to the otherworld?
00:34:19There is no otherworld.
00:34:21Only Voyager. "Voyager"?
00:34:25Federation Starship, Intrepid-class, registry number NCC-74656.
00:34:32You're from some sort of vessel?
00:34:34Mm-hmm.
00:34:35He's talking gibberish.
00:34:37Maybe he's not.
00:34:38This ship of yours-- is that where you took me?
00:34:41Look here.
00:34:42It says if you can get a spirit to reveal his true name, you'll render yourself impervious to his charms.
00:34:51What is your true name?
00:34:52I haven't decided on one yet.
00:34:56Katie's on that ship, isn't she?
00:34:58Tell me where to find her so I can get to the bottom of this.
00:35:00I'm sorry, Michael. I can't do that.
00:35:03Then I guess I'm asking the wrong person.
00:35:09Tell me how to get to Voyager.
00:35:12WOMAN: No, Michael. What are you doing, Sullivan?
00:35:14No man who's gone to the otherworld has ever come back.
00:35:16I have.
00:35:18( crowd murmuring )
00:35:21How do I get there?
00:35:30TUVOK: Captain, the mobile emitter has been activated.
00:35:34Lock on to the signal.
00:35:36( whoosh of active transport)
00:35:48I had a cousin, went to America.
00:35:50He saw some strange things... but nothing like this.
00:35:55You're not in America.
00:36:02This is a starship.
00:36:04It's called...
00:36:05Voyager.
00:36:07I know.
00:36:09Should I transfer him back to the holodeck?
00:36:13No.
00:36:21My name isn't Katie O'Clare.
00:36:23It's Kathryn Janeway.
00:36:26Captain Kathryn Janeway.
00:36:28It's going to be difficult to explain.
00:36:31Maybe it's best if I just show you.
00:36:34You've seen my world. It seems fair that I should have a chance to see yours.
00:36:41Captain?
00:36:56So this really is a starship.
00:36:59But how can that be possible?
00:37:02Have you ever read The Time Machine by H. G. Wells?
00:37:06Are you telling me you've traveled back through time?
00:37:10In a manner of speaking.
00:37:17That's Patrick Gibson and his cousin, Frank.
00:37:20They work on the wharf.
00:37:21They're in my pub every Saturday night for the rings tournament.
00:37:25You'll find a lot of familiar faces on Voyager.
00:37:27We've been visiting your town for months.
00:37:30Why?
00:37:34We're explorers.
00:37:36I-I'm not letting you off the hook that easy,
00:37:38Kathryn Janeway.
00:37:39There must be more interesting places to explore than Fair Haven.
00:37:43Can you think of any place you'd rather be?
00:37:46I guess that leaves but one question.
00:37:49How long are you planning on staying?
00:37:52Well, that depends... if we're still welcome.
00:37:56My door is always open.
00:37:59But you're the Captain of a starship.
00:38:01I'm a barkeep.
00:38:05Just because we're from different worlds doesn't mean we can't care for each other.
00:38:10Tuvok to Janeway.
00:38:11Go ahead.
00:38:13The situation has escalated.
00:38:15The townspeople have started to pile kindling at the base of three lampposts in the village square.
00:38:21Stand by.
00:38:26Take them outside now!
00:38:30( door opening )
00:38:32Stay back!
00:38:34What are you doing?
00:38:35That might not be Michael Sullivan.
00:38:37A demon could have taken his shape!
00:38:40It's me, Milo.
00:38:41I've been to the place they call Voyager, and I've brought Katie back with me.
00:38:45I've come in hopes that we can resolve our differences peacefully.
00:38:49Peacefully? I'm sure that's what you told the people of Kilmanin.
00:38:53They had nothing to do with what happened in Kilmanin, if it happened at all.
00:38:56We're truly sorry for what's happened here.
00:38:58We never meant to frighten anyone.
00:39:01Seamus, you were right about one thing.
00:39:03They are quite different from us.
00:39:05But not in so many ways that we can't be friends.
00:39:07And we're not spirit folk.
00:39:09Some of our technology may seem like magic, but I assure you it's not.
00:39:15Katie showed me things that are beyond our comprehension.
00:39:18They have machines that I can't begin to describe, but not once have they used them against us.
00:39:24Quite the opposite, in fact.
00:39:26Milo, you said you didn't like the rain.
00:39:30And young Harry Kim made it go away.
00:39:33Edith Mulcahey herself said that Katie O'Clare pulled her daughter from the well and out of harm's way.
00:39:38These are not the deeds of spirits and mischief-makers.
00:39:41But they turned Maggie into a cow!
00:39:43Uh, that'll never happen again. I swear.
00:39:47MICHAEL: There, you see-- we have his word.
00:39:51And if we can't trust a man's word in Fair Haven, what can we trust?
00:39:55If you want... we'll leave and never bother you again.
00:40:01But we'd prefer to find some way to keep our friendship alive.
00:40:08( device beeps )
00:40:15Captain?
00:40:20I, for one, would like to keep playing rings with Harry and Tom.
00:40:24Keep having Neelix's steamed cabbage at The Ox and Lamb, keep taking walks with Katie.
00:40:33Let's not turn our backs on these good people.
00:40:35If we do, we're only punishing ourselves.
00:40:40Just because we're from different worlds, doesn't mean we can't care for each other.
00:40:53TORRES: If we're going to retain the program, we can't keep running it around the clock.
00:40:56Not until we've repaired these damaged systems.
00:40:59Not ever!
00:41:00We've pushed the limits of holo-technology and they've pushed back. If we try it again, we're just asking for trouble.
00:41:05I'm afraid we're going to have to close your open door policy.
00:41:09Yes, ma'am.
00:41:11What about the characters?
00:41:13Should I purge their memories of the last few days?
00:41:15No. Leave them.
00:41:17They think we're space men from the future.
00:41:20It won't exactly be like old times.
00:41:22We learn to accept alien species with new technologies.
00:41:25Let's hope the people of Fair Haven will learn to accept us.
00:41:29But before we shut down the program and begin repairs, what do you say to one more round at Sullivan's?
00:41:35My treat.
00:41:37( laughter )
00:41:38You may be from the moon, Tommy-Boy, but I've got three shillings that says I can still whip you at rings.
00:41:44Ho! You're on.
00:41:45Hello, Harry.
00:41:47I'll catch up with you later.
00:41:48SEAMUS: Tommy-Boy!
00:41:50I've been told there's a pot of gold somewhere in Glen Abbey.
00:41:53Would you be able to find it with one of those fancy machines of yours?
00:41:56Just follow the rainbow, Seamus. Rainbow, eh?
00:41:59KIM: I didn't think you'd ever speak to me again.
00:42:02Well, I suppose I can forgive and forget.
00:42:04It's not that often you meet a handsome young man from outer space.
00:42:08( chuckles )
00:42:13What's this, Christmas come early?
00:42:14It has for you. Open it.
00:42:22A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court by Mark Twain.
00:42:27I've read some of his books, but not this one.
00:42:29It's about two people from different times who fall in love, among other things.
00:42:36Sounds familiar. Maybe I have read it.
00:42:39( chuckles ) Thank you, Katie.
00:42:41Or Kathryn now, is it? Oh!
00:42:44They say if you know a spirit's true name, that it renders you impervious against her charms.
00:42:52Do you think there's any truth in that?
00:42:53Not a word.
00:42:54I'm glad to hear it.