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00:00:13Shuttlecraft Dawkins to Jupiter Station.
00:00:15WOMAN: Go ahead.
00:00:17Uh, this is Lieutenant Reginald Barclay requesting permission to dock.
00:00:20Granted.
00:00:22( door chimes )
00:00:24MAN: What? What is it?
00:00:25It's me, sir, Reg Barclay.
00:00:27Come in.
00:00:31Dr. Z.?
00:00:33How are you?
00:00:36Nice of you to finally drop by.
00:00:39I've been extremely busy-- the, uh, P-Pathfinder Project.
00:00:42You're still searching for that ship?
00:00:45What's it called... Pioneer?
00:00:46Uh, Voyager.
00:00:48Voyager. Any luck?
00:00:51Actually, uh, we're on the verge of a breakthrough-- uh, a communications link.
00:00:55Congratulations. The first transgalactic phone call.
00:01:04Is there any word from Starfleet Medical?
00:01:07Oh, doctors.
00:01:09I've been scanned and probed a hundred times, and they still can't tell me what's wrong.
00:01:13I'm sure it's only a matter of time.
00:01:14I'm dying, Reginald, and there's nothing anybody can do about it.
00:03:11( clicking and beeping )
00:03:40( console beeping )
00:03:53Seven of Nine to the Bridge.
00:03:55JANEWAY: Go ahead.
00:03:56We're receiving a transmission from Starfleet.
00:04:02Route it here.
00:04:05It's not a com-link, Captain-- it appears to be a compressed data stream... badly degraded.
00:04:10On my way.
00:04:25They say good things come in small packages.
00:04:30This is all the data they could send us... until next month.
00:04:36Next month?
00:04:38They're using a cyclic pulsar to amplify signals from the MIDAS array,
00:04:43but the cycle only peaks every 32 days.
00:04:46So once a month, we'll be able to receive a short burst of information, and we'll have about 17 hours to respond.
00:04:54So far, we've gotten tactical updates, letters from home, and news about the Alpha Quadrant.
00:05:00I don't suppose they found us a shortcut home?
00:05:03It doesn't look that way.
00:05:04We don't have much time to prepare a response, and we'll have to keep it short, but I want to give everyone an opportunity to send something... even if it's only a brief note.
00:05:13Inform the crew.
00:05:15Yes, ma'am. KIM: Aye, Captain.
00:05:16Lieutenant Barclay, the Pathfinder Project... they didn't give up on us.
00:05:21So when you write those letters, you might want to thank them.
00:05:30Mail call.
00:05:32A letter? For me?
00:05:35Oh, it's from Lieutenant Barclay.
00:05:40Bad news?
00:05:42Lewis Zimmerman. Apparently, he's seriously ill.
00:05:45Zimmerman? He's the father of modern holography.
00:05:48He invented the matrix that made my program possible.
00:05:51Oh. What's wrong with him?
00:05:53He's suffering from acute subcellular degradation.
00:05:57"The doctors here are having trouble finding the cause,
00:05:59"much less the treatment.
00:06:00"I've included his medical files.
00:06:02"As you'll see, the prognosis isn't good.
00:06:04"They say he's only got a few months.
00:06:06"I'm sorry I don't have better news to report, but I thought you'd want to know."
00:06:11How well did you know him?
00:06:13I've never met the man.
00:06:16If you'd like to send a response, the captain will need it by 1900 hours.
00:06:32Here's the information you requested.
00:06:35Thank you.
00:06:36You're reviewing his medical data.
00:06:38I thought I could send Starfleet a second opinion.
00:06:41It's a long shot, but maybe my experiences in the Delta Quadrant could provide some insights.
00:06:46I was hoping these Borg regeneration techniques might help them develop a treatment for his condition.
00:06:52You bear a striking resemblance.
00:06:54He used his own physical parameters as a model for my matrix.
00:06:58Can't say I blame him.
00:07:00A doctor needs to inspire confidence in his patients.
00:07:02Compassionate eyes and a strong chin can go a long way.
00:07:06( sighs )
00:07:14DOCTOR: I believe I can help him, Captain.
00:07:16How? You remember the Vidiians?
00:07:19The early stages of the phage are very similar to Dr. Zimmerman's disease.
00:07:23I believe I can adapt a variety of Borg regeneration techniques to arrest the cell damage, maybe even reverse it.
00:07:32Make sure to pass along your findings.
00:07:35Thank you, Doctor.
00:07:37Actually... I was hoping to administer the treatment myself.
00:07:42What are you suggesting?
00:07:44I'd like you to send my program back to the Alpha Quadrant.
00:07:46None of the doctors at Starfleet are familiar with these techniques.
00:07:50It would take them months to fully understand them, much less put them to use.
00:07:54Even if we could send you, you're needed here.
00:07:57Mr. Paris can take over Sick Bay.
00:07:59He's more than capable.
00:08:02We've done this once before. There weren't any problems.
00:08:05Three years ago... and we used alien technology.
00:08:09I've spoken to Seven of Nine.
00:08:11She believes we can compress my program.
00:08:13There's limited space in the data stream.
00:08:14If we send you, there won't be room for anything else.
00:08:17I realize I'd be asking the crew to make a sacrifice on my behalf, but they can wait another month.
00:08:23Dr. Zimmerman might not have that time.
00:08:25I'm sorry he's not doing well.
00:08:29Unusual man. I met him once at a conference.
00:08:32Managed to offend just about everyone there, but he was certainly brilliant.
00:08:36I'm sure Starfleet is consulting their best physicians, Doctor.
00:08:40They are, but no one's been able to develop a cure.
00:08:43I have, but I can't treat a patient who's 30,000 light-years away.
00:08:47I'm sorry. Captain...
00:08:49This is the first time we're attempting to send a response.
00:08:52We don't know if it'll even get through.
00:08:53I'm willing to take that risk.
00:08:55I'm not.
00:08:56He programmed me-- every algorithm, every subroutine.
00:09:00If it weren't for his years of work,
00:09:02I wouldn't be standing here.
00:09:03I owe him something... and frankly, so does this crew.
00:09:08In a way, he's responsible for every life I've saved.
00:09:11Lewis Zimmerman designed the template for Starfleet's EMH.
00:09:15You're one of thousands based on that technology.
00:09:18It's not as though he's your father.
00:09:20From your perspective.
00:09:22From mine, he's the closest thing I've got.
00:09:26If I don't try to help him now, I may never get the chance.
00:09:33You'll have to find a way to convince Tom to take those duty shifts.
00:09:37He's already agreed.
00:09:41Tell him "Captain Jane" said hello.
00:09:43That's what he kept calling me at the conference.
00:09:45I think he did it just to get on my nerves.
00:09:48I've heard he can be... difficult.
00:09:50I certainly hope you get a chance to find out.
00:09:53Thank you, Captain.
00:10:02( Doctor humming melody )
00:10:09♪ Oh... ♪
00:10:11( singing fritzes, then stops)
00:10:12( no sound )
00:10:18My vocal processor...
00:10:19It's not a malfunction.
00:10:21I've removed your singing algorithms.
00:10:23They'll be stored in the memory buffer until you return.
00:10:25Why?
00:10:27Your program's too large for the data stream.
00:10:29I have to extract all nonessential subroutines.
00:10:31They're essential to me.
00:10:33They're part of who I am.
00:10:35Are you planning on performing opera during your visit?
00:10:37No. Will you be reciting poetry?
00:10:40Doubtful.
00:10:41Hoverball? Holo-photography?
00:10:43I may want to take a few snapshots to document my trip.
00:10:46Sexual activities?
00:10:48I get the point.
00:10:50How much has to be left behind?
00:10:5312 megaquads. Hmm.
00:10:57I suppose you could get rid of my athletic abilities... and my grand master chess program.
00:11:04That leaves three megaquads.
00:11:07Your painting skills?
00:11:08Oh...
00:11:11If you must.
00:11:13Try to leave a few of my enhancements intact.
00:11:16I don't want to look like every other EMH on the block.
00:11:20I think Dr. Zimmerman will be very interested to see what I've learned.
00:11:24He probably never imagined what one of his own creations could accomplish.
00:11:29I could spark a whole new field in holographic research.
00:11:42Bon voyage.
00:11:43See you in a month.
00:11:47Don't get lost.
00:11:55FEMALE: If I've told you once,
00:11:57I've told you a thousand times-- stay off the food.
00:12:00ZIMMERMAN: Haley?
00:12:02Haley, what's the status of my lunch?
00:12:04It's coming, Doctor.
00:12:06As if things weren't bad enough, now I'm dying of starvation.
00:12:10( sighs ) ( fly buzzing )
00:12:12( door chimes )
00:12:13Come in.
00:12:15Haley...
00:12:16Mr. Barclay, is something wrong?
00:12:18No, no, it's just the opposite. Is he in?
00:12:20He's not taking visitors today.
00:12:22Tell him this is important.
00:12:24He's in a prickly mood.
00:12:26Oh. I brought something with me that might cheer him up.
00:12:30Computer, is the download complete?
00:12:32Affirmative.
00:12:38Lunch.
00:12:39( sniffing )
00:12:41That's not pork chops.
00:12:43It's salad. I didn't ask for salad.
00:12:45It's healthy. I'm dying.
00:12:46A piece of meat won't kill me any quicker.
00:12:48Give the plants to Leonard.
00:12:50He's the one trying to watch his weight.
00:12:53Lieutenant Barclay is here to see you.
00:12:55I told you I wasn't...
00:12:56He says it's urgent.
00:12:58Can't it wait till I'm dead?
00:13:01All right, send him in.
00:13:03Three minutes-- he's got three minutes.
00:13:05Be civil to him, Lewis.
00:13:07He's worried about you.
00:13:09We all are.
00:13:21I found a friend waiting for me at home.
00:13:24You don't have any friends.
00:13:26Well, I guess, uh, you could say he's a friend of yours.
00:13:32Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
00:13:39An EMH Mark-1?
00:13:41I'm not in the mood for nostalgia, Reginald.
00:13:43But this is the Mark-1 from Voyager.
00:13:46DOCTOR: I was compressed into a data stream and transmitted from the Delta Quadrant.
00:13:50Congratulations.
00:13:52I recommend a tour of Jupiter's third moon.
00:13:54I hear the lava flows are lovely this time of year.
00:13:57I'm not here for a vacation.
00:13:59I'm here to treat your illness.
00:14:01You brought a Mark-1
00:14:0430,000 light-years to treat me?
00:14:07I was wrong about you, Reginald-- you do have a sense of humor.
00:14:11( sighs )
00:14:12Care to let me in on the joke?
00:14:14You didn't tell him?
00:14:16Tell me what?
00:14:18Well, I-I...
00:14:20You're obsolete, extinct, yesterday's news.
00:14:24My program was retired?
00:14:26Retired? Not at all.
00:14:28The EMH Mark-1 was reconfigured to scrub plasma conduits on waste-transfer barges!
00:14:34I've been treated by the Mark-3, the Mark-4, not to mention the finest real doctors in Starfleet.
00:14:39None of them could help me!
00:14:41He has been running almost continuously for six years.
00:14:46( sighs ) He has seen more things than most doctors could even imagine.
00:14:51I also have an exceptionally high tolerance for difficult patients.
00:14:55I didn't program you for sarcasm.
00:14:58You'll find I'm full of surprises.
00:15:02Show the good Doctor to the plasma generator.
00:15:04I understand there's quite a buildup of residue.
00:15:07If we had more time, I'd enjoy trading barbs with you, but right now, there's a more pressing concern-- your life.
00:15:15I'm working on a treatment based on a disease I encountered in the Delta Quadrant, but I'll need to run a complete analysis.
00:15:22However, if it's impossible for you to believe that a lowly Mark-1 could have anything useful to offer,
00:15:28I'll be happy to pack my bags and go explore those sulfur mines.
00:15:35Go ahead... scan away.
00:15:39I'll be outside.
00:15:45What were your initial symptoms?
00:15:47Radical hair loss.
00:15:52Fatigue, nausea, joint inflammation.
00:15:56Have you traveled outside the solar system recently?
00:15:58What's that got to do with anything?
00:16:00Just answer the question.
00:16:02( sighs ) I haven't left Jupiter Station in over four years.
00:16:05To your knowledge, have you been exposed to theta-radiation?
00:16:09No.
00:16:10Neutron flux? Never.
00:16:13Have you had intimate relations with a Bolian?
00:16:15These are questions first-year medical students would ask.
00:16:19I'm just being thorough.
00:16:20( low voice ): Just being thorough.
00:16:25Did that creature just speak?
00:16:27His name's Leonard. He's a hologram.
00:16:30( sighs ): Computer, deactivate iguana.
00:16:34How dare you!
00:16:35I'm a doctor, not a zoo keeper.
00:16:37Has there ever been an epidemic on this station?
00:16:39No! Enough questions!
00:16:41Finish your scans and get out of here!
00:16:42Doctor... I said get out of here!
00:16:44I traveled halfway across the galaxy to treat you.
00:16:47The least you could do is show a little gratitude.
00:16:49Thank you. Get out of here!
00:16:51I may be the only physician who can save your life-- you need me.
00:16:54Like hell.
00:16:56I brought your matrix into this world, and I can take it out!
00:16:59I'm no longer a prototype.
00:17:01I have exceeded my original programming.
00:17:04I'm no longer under your control.
00:17:06Oh, really? Computer, transfer EMH to the living quarters.
00:17:12How did it go?
00:17:25Power up the MIDAS array-- I'm leaving!
00:17:28What... what happened this time?
00:17:31I ran a mitochondrial scan.
00:17:33There was something odd about the results, so I spent a full hour analyzing them, and what did I discover?
00:17:39He's a Vulcan marsupial.
00:17:41He reconfigured my tricorder!
00:17:43( chuckles ) You find that amusing?
00:17:47A little... well, not really.
00:17:49Sounds like you're making progress.
00:17:50How so?
00:17:52He only teases people he likes.
00:17:54Then he must love me.
00:17:55I take it that you, um, still haven't been able to diagnose him.
00:17:59Oh, on the contrary. The patient appears to be suffering from an acute case of arrogance!
00:18:04( fly buzzing )
00:18:06Oh, that's Roy.
00:18:08Don't tell me-- a hologram?
00:18:10It was commissioned by Starfleet Intelligence, uh, an experiment in micro-surveillance.
00:18:14Dr. Z. keeps it around as a sort of... a pet.
00:18:19Undercover insects?
00:18:21Talking iguanas?
00:18:23This isn't a research station. ( fly buzzing )
00:18:25It's a three... ring... circus.
00:18:29You should charge admission.
00:18:31Look... look, you know that we can't send you back for another two weeks, so please, just... just... keep trying.
00:18:38I can't treat a patient who won't let me near him.
00:18:42He's deranged. What he needs is a counselor.
00:18:44( fly buzzing )
00:18:48( fly stops buzzing )
00:18:49Finally...
00:18:50I've accomplished something.
00:18:58I thought you might be able to provide some, uh, insight.
00:19:02It's not that simple, Reg.
00:19:04Dr. Zimmerman sounds like a very complex individual.
00:19:08I'd need to speak to him in person.
00:19:10Then maybe I could get him to agree to a counseling session.
00:19:13The Enterprise is in the middle of a mission.
00:19:16We're nearly seven light-years from you.
00:19:18An important mission?
00:19:20They're all important, Reg.
00:19:22I could refer you to Counselor Jenzo, a colleague of mine on Earth.
00:19:27I need the best, Deanna.
00:19:31It would be an interesting challenge.
00:19:34Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:19:37Don't thank me yet. I'll still need to clear this with Captain Picard.
00:19:42If he agrees, I might be able to be there by early next week.
00:19:46I'll see you then.
00:19:55( door chimes )
00:19:56Come in.
00:19:59Good morning.
00:20:00Mm-hmm.
00:20:02Problem?
00:20:03I haven't decided.
00:20:05I've just listened to a communiqué from Admiral Hayes.
00:20:09Nice to have friends in high places.
00:20:15HAYES: Hello, Captain.
00:20:17I hope this message finds you well.
00:20:20From what I understand, it has not been easy, but I want you to know that a lot of people here are very proud of what you've accomplished.
00:20:26I also want to assure you that we have not given up finding a way to get you home.
00:20:30We've redirected two deep space vessels toward your position.
00:20:34If all goes well, they could rendezvous with you in the next five to six years.
00:20:40Computer... advance to time index 121.4.
00:20:46...as we get closer and our conversations become more frequent.
00:20:49When you respond to this message, please let us know of any casualties.
00:20:54I'm sure you've had more than your share.
00:20:57I'm anxious to know the status of your crew, the Maquis, first contacts that you've made, interactions with the Borg.
00:21:04But there'll be time for everything.
00:21:07Our thoughts are with you.
00:21:09Talk to you soon.
00:21:16What?
00:21:18"Status of the Maquis."
00:21:20Do you find that surprising?
00:21:22I don't think of you or B'Elanna or the others as Maquis.
00:21:25I think of you as part of my crew.
00:21:27You may have forgotten, but we haven't.
00:21:33You heard the Admiral. It'll be years before we have to deal with those issues.
00:21:36Let's worry about it then.
00:21:38Do you have lunch plans?
00:21:40Is that an invitation?
00:21:43I was hoping you'd help me compose a response.
00:21:46You're on.
00:21:58Doctor, your lunch is ready.
00:22:00( Zimmerman groaning over intercom )
00:22:03Are you all right?
00:22:04Fine, Haley, fine.
00:22:06Give me a few minutes.
00:22:09( sighs )
00:22:13Lower.
00:22:15Ah... perfect.
00:22:18I needed this.
00:22:20You have no idea what I've had to endure these past few days.
00:22:27Last night... I woke up, and I found him hovering over my bed with a hypospray.
00:22:38A smattering of photons, that's all he is.
00:22:42What's that?
00:22:44What is that? A tricorder?
00:22:46You were scanning me?
00:22:50Computer... realign Voyager's EMH.
00:22:56You! Remain calm.
00:22:58Emotional outbursts will only aggravate your condition.
00:23:00I'll tell you what's aggravating my condition-- you!
00:23:03If you'd let me examine you...
00:23:05I'll report you to the Medical Ethics Board.
00:23:06Doctor... Save it for your hearing!
00:23:09If you weren't so stubborn, you'd see I'm only trying to help.
00:23:12I don't want your help. Why won't you leave me alone?!
00:23:14Because, for reasons beyond my comprehension,
00:23:17I care about you.
00:23:20You weren't programmed to care.
00:23:21You were programmed to hold a scalpel.
00:23:24I told you I'm not the same EMH you created six years ago.
00:23:27Of course-- you can sing and dance.
00:23:30I should install you in a Ferengi nightclub.
00:23:32The Voyager crew appreciates my attempts to expand my program.
00:23:36This isn't Voyager. It's my lab, and in my lab, you're still just a hologram!
00:23:43A hologram you created.
00:23:44A hologram who owes you his existence.
00:23:49Is that what's keeping you here?
00:23:50Some twisted sense of obligation?
00:23:53Well, let me assure you, you don't owe me anything.
00:23:57HALEY ( over com ): Doctor?
00:23:59Yes, Haley, what is it?
00:24:00You have a visitor.
00:24:05Hello, I'm Deanna Troi.
00:24:08Which one of you is Dr. Zimmerman?
00:24:16Deanna Troi.
00:24:18Another one of your tricks?
00:24:21Excuse me?
00:24:22Ow! He thinks you're a hologram.
00:24:25I can assure you I'm quite real.
00:24:27Oh, well, the last beautiful woman to walk in here turned out to be him.
00:24:32I'll take that as a compliment.
00:24:34Hmm.
00:24:35Did I come at a bad time?
00:24:37Your timing couldn't be better.
00:24:39The patient is suffering from acute anxiety, normally associated with terminal illness.
00:24:44It's made him agoraphobic, paranoid, and extremely antagonistic.
00:24:49I see.
00:24:51Mind if I sit down?
00:24:53Please.
00:24:59Reg tells me you won't let the Doctor help you.
00:25:03He's a Mark-1. He's obsolete.
00:25:05I'd be safer in the hands of a Klingon field medic.
00:25:07I understand he's developed a promising treatment.
00:25:11If you're a Borg drone. He's threatening to use some kind of ghoulish assimilation technique.
00:25:17It's not fit for a lab rat.
00:25:19You won't even look at my research.
00:25:21From the moment I arrived, you've berated me, treated me like an antique.
00:25:25Well, let me tell you something-- antique or not, I took a huge risk coming here.
00:25:30I had to plead with my Captain... leave my ship without a surgeon.
00:25:33Doctor, imagine that your program was seriously damaged, and the only person who could repair you was an engineer from, say... a hundred years ago.
00:25:45Would you feel comfortable with that?
00:25:48If he were skilled, intelligent, creative.
00:25:52Honestly, Doctor?
00:25:54A hundred years ago?
00:25:57Well, I suppose it would give me pause.
00:25:59Ha!
00:26:03Now, put yourself in the Doctor's shoes.
00:26:07Imagine you were asked to treat someone you cared about-- say, an EMH Mark-12.
00:26:13There is no Mark-12. But if there were, and you wanted to save his program, he probably wouldn't let you near him.
00:26:20He wouldn't care that you'd won the Daystrom Prize for holography.
00:26:24From his perspective, you'd be out of date.
00:26:27But what if you knew you could save him?
00:26:32( sighs )
00:26:35Thank you, Counselor, for extending that olive branch.
00:26:40I'm willing to see past our differences, if he is.
00:26:45( sighs )
00:26:46All right.
00:26:50He can start by purging the plasma conduits on Deck 6.
00:26:53Dr. Zimmerman... I will not put my life in the hands of a primitive.
00:26:57You'd need a phaser drill to get through that thick skull of his!
00:27:00Get out! Gentlemen...
00:27:02Oh, spare us your psychobabble.
00:27:04I came here thinking that you were opposite sides of the same coin-- identical, but different.
00:27:11Now I see you're both exactly the same.
00:27:15You're both jerks.
00:27:18LEONARD: Jerks.
00:27:25I'm starting to think you called the wrong Counselor, Reg.
00:27:28Oh, you'll figure something out. You always do.
00:27:31( sighs ): Things are worse now than when I arrived.
00:27:34Lewis won't come out of his lab, and the EMH is hiding in a holodeck.
00:27:38He's feeling homesick.
00:27:40I-I-I let him use my Voyager simulation, and it seems to be cheering him up.
00:27:47A hologram fighting to save the life of his creator... who just so happens to be the same man his own personality is based on.
00:27:56I think I'd need a whole team of therapists just to get them in the same room.
00:28:01Mr. Barclay says this is your favorite ice cream.
00:28:03I hardly deserve it, but thanks.
00:28:08You're a hologram. How do you know?
00:28:11I'm an empath. I haven't sensed any emotions from you.
00:28:14When were you first brought on line?
00:28:17Nine years ago.
00:28:20No offense, but you're more antiquated than the EMH Mark-1, and yet Lewis seems to listen to you.
00:28:29Why do you suppose that is?
00:28:32Were you here when the Mark-1 was created?
00:28:35Yes.
00:28:36Any idea why Lewis made it in his own image?
00:28:40Maybe you should ask him.
00:28:42I did.
00:28:44He evaded the question.
00:28:45I was hoping you might know.
00:28:49He was extremely proud of the Mark-1.
00:28:51He used to dream about hundreds of holograms in every corner of the Quadrant saving lives.
00:28:56He put so much of himself into its development.
00:29:00I suppose it only seemed natural that it should look like him, too.
00:29:03But the Mark-1 failed to meet Starfleet's expectations.
00:29:07He was devastated.
00:29:09He... he locked himself away in this lab for two years, trying to repair the defects.
00:29:15Finally, he just gave up, uh, started from scratch... a whole new matrix.
00:29:20The Mark-2. Followed by the Mark-3 and then the Mark-4.
00:29:25He... he was obsessed with perfecting it.
00:29:28But none of the later models resembled Lewis.
00:29:32He made that mistake once.
00:29:33He wasn't about to do it again.
00:29:35And now, after all this time, a Mark-1 shows up.
00:29:44It must be like staring in a mirror at a reflection you don't want to remember.
00:29:55Computer, resume recording.
00:29:59Last will and testament, Dr. Lewis Zimmerman.
00:30:03Let's see, where were we?
00:30:06Subsection 8:
00:30:08"The Trojan Horse project."
00:30:12I hereby bequeath my latest research in holographic infiltration technology to the only engineer I trust to complete the work--
00:30:24Lieutenant Reginald Barclay.
00:30:28Subsection 9:
00:30:30"Holographic Art."
00:30:33I hereby bequeath my entire collection, including the 21st-century masterpiece
00:30:39Woman in Four Dimensions... to the person who has appreciated it the most--
00:30:49I... guess that would be Reg Barclay, too.
00:30:55Subsection 10:
00:31:00"Haley."
00:31:04I realize she's only a hologram, but she's been a loyal assistant for many years.
00:31:13I'd like to request that Starfleet keep her program running for as long as this research facility exists.
00:31:27She's been as real to me as anyone I've ever known.
00:31:35Not that I've known many people.
00:31:40I've created most of my friends.
00:31:44( gasps in pain )
00:31:48( groaning )
00:31:53Pause recording.
00:31:56( shuddering )
00:32:12Don't worry, I'll find a home for you, too.
00:32:37So this is Voyager.
00:32:39I like it.
00:32:41It's a remarkable facsimile, but Mr. Barclay did get a few of the details wrong.
00:32:45For one thing, Neelix doesn't purr.
00:32:48I think that may have something to do with Reg's cat.
00:32:51He named it after your friend.
00:32:52Neelix would be honored.
00:32:55If you're here for Dr. Zimmerman's medical files,
00:32:57I've nearly finished updating them.
00:32:59Maybe the next physician will put them to better use.
00:33:02Actually...
00:33:04I stopped by to ask you to dinner.
00:33:07I'm a hologram, Counselor. I don't eat.
00:33:10I know that, but we'd still enjoy your company.
00:33:12We?
00:33:14Lieutenant Barclay, Haley, myself...
00:33:17Dr. Zimmerman. No, thanks.
00:33:20Unless that man's eating crow, I'm not interested.
00:33:23It's the perfect opportunity for us to talk things out in a more casual environment.
00:33:27Sorry. Just one meal?
00:33:28I said no.
00:33:30Doctor? Something's wrong.
00:33:32Troi to Lieutenant Barclay. Go ahead.
00:33:34There's something wrong with the EMH.
00:33:36Can-can you be more specific?
00:33:38She's a Counselor, Lieutenant, not an Engineer.
00:33:41Stand by.
00:33:42( sighs )
00:33:45What's happening to me?
00:33:47Your program is destabilizing.
00:33:50What? Why?
00:33:52They sent you 30,000 light-years.
00:33:54I...I should have expected some problems.
00:33:56It's not your fault, Mr. Barclay.
00:33:59We just need to find a way to repair the damage.
00:34:02You don't understand.
00:34:04Your primary matrix is degrading, and there is nothing I can do.
00:34:16Good riddance to bad photons.
00:34:19He's dying, Lewis.
00:34:21He's not dying.
00:34:22His files are just degrading.
00:34:24There are people on Voyager who count on him.
00:34:27I'll send them a Mark-4. They're more reliable.
00:34:29They don't want a Mark-4.
00:34:31They want their friend.
00:34:33No EMH was ever designed to be anyone's friend!
00:34:36He's just a hologram.
00:34:38Is that how you feel about me?
00:34:40Just a hologram?
00:34:48I will not be ambushed in my own lab.
00:34:52Stardate 53292.
00:34:55My program malfunctioned, and you canceled a lecture on Vulcan and came all the way home to repair me.
00:35:01There's nothing worse than addressing a room full of pointy-eared blowhards.
00:35:06I was looking for an excuse to get away.
00:35:08You came back because you cared about me, just like you care about the Mark-1.
00:35:14You just won't admit it.
00:35:16He may not be perfect, but he's still one of your creations, and right now, he needs his creator.
00:35:22Don't turn your back on him.
00:35:41Computer, activate Voyager's EMH.
00:35:44Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
00:35:46You're the emergency.
00:35:49Where's Lieutenant Barclay?
00:35:50Trust me, you're in far more capable hands.
00:35:53You're going to repair my program?
00:35:55Who better?
00:35:57Just yesterday, you threatened to decompile me.
00:35:59That was before your colleagues made me feel guilty.
00:36:02You're ill. You're in no condition to perform delicate procedures.
00:36:06I'll survive, but you won't if you don't relax and let me finish.
00:36:11What are you doing? My scans identified a recursive error in your pattern buffer. I'm trying to isolate it.
00:36:17Is that a fractal algorithm?
00:36:20Very good.
00:36:21I'm using it to realign your matrix.
00:36:24Fractal algorithms are notoriously unstable.
00:36:26In the hands of a novice.
00:36:28Whoops.
00:36:30"Whoops"? What's "whoops"?
00:36:32( sighs ): Computer, deactivate EMH.
00:36:34Ah...
00:36:36( sighs )
00:36:46I-I... I can't move.
00:36:50I know. I had to take your mobility subroutines off-line.
00:36:54How long have I been deactivated?
00:36:5617 hours.
00:36:58( groans )
00:37:00I'm resetting your parameters.
00:37:04You don't look well. ( sighs )
00:37:06You need rest.
00:37:07I'm fine, and so are you.
00:37:09Your program's been stabilized.
00:37:12I... I'm going to be okay?
00:37:14No, you're going to be better than okay.
00:37:17Now what are you doing?
00:37:19Welcome to Sick Bay.
00:37:21How may I help you today?
00:37:22Well, what do you think?
00:37:24I think you've altered my greeting protocol.
00:37:26That's just the beginning.
00:37:28I've also added new subroutines for compassion, patience, empathy, decorum.
00:37:34I don't feel any different.
00:37:36Because I haven't installed them yet.
00:37:38I thought you'd like to be awake for the big moment.
00:37:44Reginald was right about you.
00:37:46You have exceeded the sum of your programming.
00:37:49You've accomplished far more than I would have ever predicted.
00:37:53But let's face facts.
00:37:55You never overcame the inherent flaws in your personality subroutines.
00:38:00You're arrogant, irritable--
00:38:03"a jerk," as Counselor Troi would say.
00:38:05I believe she was describing you, as well.
00:38:08Don't change the subject.
00:38:10I may not be able to turn you into a Mark-4, but I can make you a bit more presentable.
00:38:15What if I'm happy with the way I am?
00:38:17I'm doing you a favor.
00:38:18I don't want any favors, and I don't want your new subroutines!
00:38:22Why can't you accept me as I am?!
00:38:24Because you're defective!
00:38:28"Emergency Medical Hotheads!"
00:38:31"Extremely Marginal House Calls."
00:38:35That's what everyone used to call the Mark-1's, until they were bounced out of the Medical Corps.
00:38:42I tried to have them decommissioned, but Starfleet, in its infinite wisdom, overruled me and reassigned them all to work waste-transfer barges.
00:38:55That's where you'd be, too, if you hadn't been lost in the Delta Quadrant.
00:39:09Do you know how humiliating it is to have 675 Mark-1's out there scrubbing plasma conduits... all with my face?
00:39:26I'm sure they're doing a fine job.
00:39:29What are you doing? I'm not finished with you.
00:39:31I'm trying to do my job.
00:39:33And if you give me a chance, you'll see that I'm pretty good at it.
00:39:40Frankly, I'd hoped that if we ever met, you'd be proud of me.
00:39:47Well...
00:39:50I guess it is comforting to know that at least one of you is still doing what I designed you to do.
00:39:57( tricorder beeps )
00:40:00Your intercellular proteins are at a dangerous level.
00:40:04We should begin the procedure.
00:40:07Please?
00:40:09Give me a chance to make you proud of me.
00:40:19Maybe we could try it; see how it goes.
00:40:25See how it goes.
00:40:27Just don't expect me to put you in my will.
00:40:41I-I'm going in. Reg...
00:40:43They have been in there for 32 hours!
00:40:45Be patient.
00:40:50Well, you...
00:40:52You're not fritzing anymore.
00:40:54No thanks to you.
00:40:55Dr. Zimmerman ran a diagnostic on my subtronic relays, and he made a very interesting discovery.
00:41:01Apparently, I was the victim of foul play.
00:41:06Well, what... what do you mean?
00:41:08He found an algorithm designed to disrupt my matrix.
00:41:13You wouldn't know anything about that, would you?
00:41:17Well, traditional therapy wasn't getting us anywhere.
00:41:22Well, your little scheme worked.
00:41:26Dr. Zimmerman has agreed to the cellular regeneration procedure.
00:41:29It requires several more treatments, but I'm optimistic he'll make a full recovery.
00:41:48Trying to steal my secrets?
00:41:50Another one of my hobbies.
00:41:53I thought I'd take home a few memories.
00:41:56You're supposed to be in bed.
00:41:57I've got work to do.
00:41:59It can wait.
00:42:00Go to bed. Doctor's orders.
00:42:03( sighs ): I hope you won't be coming back next month to make sure I'm taking my medicine.
00:42:08Don't worry. My Captain's not likely to authorize another... house call.
00:42:14Good.
00:42:16The next time she sends a data stream, you might want to drop me a line, let me know how you're doing.
00:42:25If you insist.
00:42:28( door opens )
00:42:36Ready?
00:42:47Would you mind?
00:42:49Not at all.
00:42:58Smile.