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Life Line

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Shuttlecraft Dawkins to Jupiter Station.

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WOMAN: Go ahead.

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Uh, this is Lieutenant Reginald Barclay requesting permission to dock.

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Granted.

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( door chimes )

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MAN: What? What is it?

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It's me, sir, Reg Barclay.

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Come in.

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Dr. Z.?

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How are you?

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Nice of you to finally drop by.

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I've been extremely busy-- the, uh, P-Pathfinder Project.

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You're still searching for that ship?

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What's it called... Pioneer?

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Uh, Voyager.

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Voyager. Any luck?

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Actually, uh, we're on the verge of a breakthrough-- uh, a communications link.

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Congratulations. The first transgalactic phone call.

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Is there any word from Starfleet Medical?

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Oh, doctors.

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I've been scanned and probed a hundred times, and they still can't tell me what's wrong.

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I'm sure it's only a matter of time.

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I'm dying, Reginald, and there's nothing anybody can do about it.

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( clicking and beeping )

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( console beeping )

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Seven of Nine to the Bridge.

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JANEWAY: Go ahead.

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We're receiving a transmission from Starfleet.

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Route it here.

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It's not a com-link, Captain-- it appears to be a compressed data stream... badly degraded.

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On my way.

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They say good things come in small packages.

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This is all the data they could send us... until next month.

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Next month?

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They're using a cyclic pulsar to amplify signals from the MIDAS array,

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but the cycle only peaks every 32 days.

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So once a month, we'll be able to receive a short burst of information, and we'll have about 17 hours to respond.

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So far, we've gotten tactical updates, letters from home, and news about the Alpha Quadrant.

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I don't suppose they found us a shortcut home?

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It doesn't look that way.

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We don't have much time to prepare a response, and we'll have to keep it short, but I want to give everyone an opportunity to send something... even if it's only a brief note.

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Inform the crew.

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Yes, ma'am. KIM: Aye, Captain.

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Lieutenant Barclay, the Pathfinder Project... they didn't give up on us.

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So when you write those letters, you might want to thank them.

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Mail call.

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A letter? For me?

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Oh, it's from Lieutenant Barclay.

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Bad news?

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Lewis Zimmerman. Apparently, he's seriously ill.

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Zimmerman? He's the father of modern holography.

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He invented the matrix that made my program possible.

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Oh. What's wrong with him?

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He's suffering from acute subcellular degradation.

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"The doctors here are having trouble finding the cause,

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"much less the treatment.

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"I've included his medical files.

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"As you'll see, the prognosis isn't good.

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"They say he's only got a few months.

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"I'm sorry I don't have better news to report, but I thought you'd want to know."

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How well did you know him?

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I've never met the man.

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If you'd like to send a response, the captain will need it by 1900 hours.

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Here's the information you requested.

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Thank you.

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You're reviewing his medical data.

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I thought I could send Starfleet a second opinion.

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It's a long shot, but maybe my experiences in the Delta Quadrant could provide some insights.

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I was hoping these Borg regeneration techniques might help them develop a treatment for his condition.

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You bear a striking resemblance.

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He used his own physical parameters as a model for my matrix.

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Can't say I blame him.

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A doctor needs to inspire confidence in his patients.

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Compassionate eyes and a strong chin can go a long way.

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( sighs )

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DOCTOR: I believe I can help him, Captain.

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How? You remember the Vidiians?

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The early stages of the phage are very similar to Dr. Zimmerman's disease.

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I believe I can adapt a variety of Borg regeneration techniques to arrest the cell damage, maybe even reverse it.

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Make sure to pass along your findings.

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Thank you, Doctor.

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Actually... I was hoping to administer the treatment myself.

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What are you suggesting?

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I'd like you to send my program back to the Alpha Quadrant.

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None of the doctors at Starfleet are familiar with these techniques.

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It would take them months to fully understand them, much less put them to use.

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Even if we could send you, you're needed here.

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Mr. Paris can take over Sick Bay.

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He's more than capable.

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We've done this once before. There weren't any problems.

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Three years ago... and we used alien technology.

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I've spoken to Seven of Nine.

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She believes we can compress my program.

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There's limited space in the data stream.

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If we send you, there won't be room for anything else.

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I realize I'd be asking the crew to make a sacrifice on my behalf, but they can wait another month.

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Dr. Zimmerman might not have that time.

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I'm sorry he's not doing well.

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Unusual man. I met him once at a conference.

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Managed to offend just about everyone there, but he was certainly brilliant.

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I'm sure Starfleet is consulting their best physicians, Doctor.

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They are, but no one's been able to develop a cure.

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I have, but I can't treat a patient who's 30,000 light-years away.

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I'm sorry. Captain...

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This is the first time we're attempting to send a response.

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We don't know if it'll even get through.

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I'm willing to take that risk.

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I'm not.

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He programmed me-- every algorithm, every subroutine.

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If it weren't for his years of work,

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I wouldn't be standing here.

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I owe him something... and frankly, so does this crew.

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In a way, he's responsible for every life I've saved.

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Lewis Zimmerman designed the template for Starfleet's EMH.

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You're one of thousands based on that technology.

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It's not as though he's your father.

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From your perspective.

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From mine, he's the closest thing I've got.

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If I don't try to help him now, I may never get the chance.

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You'll have to find a way to convince Tom to take those duty shifts.

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He's already agreed.

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Tell him "Captain Jane" said hello.

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That's what he kept calling me at the conference.

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I think he did it just to get on my nerves.

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I've heard he can be... difficult.

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I certainly hope you get a chance to find out.

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Thank you, Captain.

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( Doctor humming melody )

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♪ Oh... ♪

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( singing fritzes, then stops)

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( no sound )

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My vocal processor...

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It's not a malfunction.

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I've removed your singing algorithms.

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They'll be stored in the memory buffer until you return.

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Why?

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Your program's too large for the data stream.

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I have to extract all nonessential subroutines.

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They're essential to me.

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They're part of who I am.

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Are you planning on performing opera during your visit?

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No. Will you be reciting poetry?

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Doubtful.

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Hoverball? Holo-photography?

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I may want to take a few snapshots to document my trip.

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Sexual activities?

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I get the point.

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How much has to be left behind?

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12 megaquads. Hmm.

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I suppose you could get rid of my athletic abilities... and my grand master chess program.

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That leaves three megaquads.

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Your painting skills?

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Oh...

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If you must.

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Try to leave a few of my enhancements intact.

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I don't want to look like every other EMH on the block.

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I think Dr. Zimmerman will be very interested to see what I've learned.

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He probably never imagined what one of his own creations could accomplish.

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I could spark a whole new field in holographic research.

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Bon voyage.

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See you in a month.

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Don't get lost.

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FEMALE: If I've told you once,

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I've told you a thousand times-- stay off the food.

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ZIMMERMAN: Haley?

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Haley, what's the status of my lunch?

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It's coming, Doctor.

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As if things weren't bad enough, now I'm dying of starvation.

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( sighs ) ( fly buzzing )

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( door chimes )

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Come in.

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Haley...

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Mr. Barclay, is something wrong?

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No, no, it's just the opposite. Is he in?

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He's not taking visitors today.

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Tell him this is important.

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He's in a prickly mood.

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Oh. I brought something with me that might cheer him up.

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Computer, is the download complete?

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Affirmative.

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Lunch.

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( sniffing )

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That's not pork chops.

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It's salad. I didn't ask for salad.

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It's healthy. I'm dying.

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A piece of meat won't kill me any quicker.

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Give the plants to Leonard.

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He's the one trying to watch his weight.

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Lieutenant Barclay is here to see you.

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I told you I wasn't...

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He says it's urgent.

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Can't it wait till I'm dead?

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All right, send him in.

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Three minutes-- he's got three minutes.

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Be civil to him, Lewis.

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He's worried about you.

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We all are.

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I found a friend waiting for me at home.

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You don't have any friends.

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Well, I guess, uh, you could say he's a friend of yours.

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Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

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An EMH Mark-1?

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I'm not in the mood for nostalgia, Reginald.

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But this is the Mark-1 from Voyager.

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DOCTOR: I was compressed into a data stream and transmitted from the Delta Quadrant.

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Congratulations.

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I recommend a tour of Jupiter's third moon.

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I hear the lava flows are lovely this time of year.

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I'm not here for a vacation.

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I'm here to treat your illness.

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You brought a Mark-1

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30,000 light-years to treat me?

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I was wrong about you, Reginald-- you do have a sense of humor.

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( sighs )

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Care to let me in on the joke?

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You didn't tell him?

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Tell me what?

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Well, I-I...

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You're obsolete, extinct, yesterday's news.

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My program was retired?

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Retired? Not at all.

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The EMH Mark-1 was reconfigured to scrub plasma conduits on waste-transfer barges!

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I've been treated by the Mark-3, the Mark-4, not to mention the finest real doctors in Starfleet.

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None of them could help me!

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He has been running almost continuously for six years.

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( sighs ) He has seen more things than most doctors could even imagine.

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I also have an exceptionally high tolerance for difficult patients.

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I didn't program you for sarcasm.

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You'll find I'm full of surprises.

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Show the good Doctor to the plasma generator.

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I understand there's quite a buildup of residue.

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If we had more time, I'd enjoy trading barbs with you, but right now, there's a more pressing concern-- your life.

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I'm working on a treatment based on a disease I encountered in the Delta Quadrant, but I'll need to run a complete analysis.

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However, if it's impossible for you to believe that a lowly Mark-1 could have anything useful to offer,

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I'll be happy to pack my bags and go explore those sulfur mines.

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Go ahead... scan away.

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I'll be outside.

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What were your initial symptoms?

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Radical hair loss.

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Fatigue, nausea, joint inflammation.

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Have you traveled outside the solar system recently?

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What's that got to do with anything?

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Just answer the question.

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( sighs ) I haven't left Jupiter Station in over four years.

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To your knowledge, have you been exposed to theta-radiation?

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No.

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Neutron flux? Never.

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Have you had intimate relations with a Bolian?

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These are questions first-year medical students would ask.

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I'm just being thorough.

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( low voice ): Just being thorough.

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Did that creature just speak?

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His name's Leonard. He's a hologram.

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( sighs ): Computer, deactivate iguana.

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How dare you!

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I'm a doctor, not a zoo keeper.

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Has there ever been an epidemic on this station?

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No! Enough questions!

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Finish your scans and get out of here!

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Doctor... I said get out of here!

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I traveled halfway across the galaxy to treat you.

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The least you could do is show a little gratitude.

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Thank you. Get out of here!

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I may be the only physician who can save your life-- you need me.

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Like hell.

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I brought your matrix into this world, and I can take it out!

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I'm no longer a prototype.

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I have exceeded my original programming.

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I'm no longer under your control.

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Oh, really? Computer, transfer EMH to the living quarters.

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How did it go?

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Power up the MIDAS array-- I'm leaving!

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What... what happened this time?

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I ran a mitochondrial scan.

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There was something odd about the results, so I spent a full hour analyzing them, and what did I discover?

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He's a Vulcan marsupial.

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He reconfigured my tricorder!

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( chuckles ) You find that amusing?

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A little... well, not really.

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Sounds like you're making progress.

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How so?

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He only teases people he likes.

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Then he must love me.

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I take it that you, um, still haven't been able to diagnose him.

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Oh, on the contrary. The patient appears to be suffering from an acute case of arrogance!

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( fly buzzing )

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Oh, that's Roy.

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Don't tell me-- a hologram?

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It was commissioned by Starfleet Intelligence, uh, an experiment in micro-surveillance.

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Dr. Z. keeps it around as a sort of... a pet.

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Undercover insects?

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Talking iguanas?

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This isn't a research station. ( fly buzzing )

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It's a three... ring... circus.

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You should charge admission.

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Look... look, you know that we can't send you back for another two weeks, so please, just... just... keep trying.

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I can't treat a patient who won't let me near him.

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He's deranged. What he needs is a counselor.

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( fly buzzing )

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( fly stops buzzing )

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Finally...

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I've accomplished something.

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I thought you might be able to provide some, uh, insight.

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It's not that simple, Reg.

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Dr. Zimmerman sounds like a very complex individual.

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I'd need to speak to him in person.

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Then maybe I could get him to agree to a counseling session.

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The Enterprise is in the middle of a mission.

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We're nearly seven light-years from you.

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An important mission?

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They're all important, Reg.

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I could refer you to Counselor Jenzo, a colleague of mine on Earth.

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I need the best, Deanna.

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It would be an interesting challenge.

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Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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Don't thank me yet. I'll still need to clear this with Captain Picard.

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If he agrees, I might be able to be there by early next week.

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I'll see you then.

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( door chimes )

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Come in.

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Good morning.

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Mm-hmm.

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Problem?

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I haven't decided.

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I've just listened to a communiqué from Admiral Hayes.

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Nice to have friends in high places.

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HAYES: Hello, Captain.

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I hope this message finds you well.

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From what I understand, it has not been easy, but I want you to know that a lot of people here are very proud of what you've accomplished.

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I also want to assure you that we have not given up finding a way to get you home.

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We've redirected two deep space vessels toward your position.

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If all goes well, they could rendezvous with you in the next five to six years.

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Computer... advance to time index 121.4.

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...as we get closer and our conversations become more frequent.

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When you respond to this message, please let us know of any casualties.

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I'm sure you've had more than your share.

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I'm anxious to know the status of your crew, the Maquis, first contacts that you've made, interactions with the Borg.

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But there'll be time for everything.

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Our thoughts are with you.

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Talk to you soon.

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What?

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"Status of the Maquis."

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Do you find that surprising?

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I don't think of you or B'Elanna or the others as Maquis.

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I think of you as part of my crew.

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You may have forgotten, but we haven't.

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You heard the Admiral. It'll be years before we have to deal with those issues.

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Let's worry about it then.

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Do you have lunch plans?

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Is that an invitation?

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I was hoping you'd help me compose a response.

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You're on.

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Doctor, your lunch is ready.

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( Zimmerman groaning over intercom )

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Are you all right?

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Fine, Haley, fine.

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Give me a few minutes.

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( sighs )

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Lower.

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Ah... perfect.

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I needed this.

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You have no idea what I've had to endure these past few days.

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Last night... I woke up, and I found him hovering over my bed with a hypospray.

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A smattering of photons, that's all he is.

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What's that?

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What is that? A tricorder?

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You were scanning me?

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Computer... realign Voyager's EMH.

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You! Remain calm.

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Emotional outbursts will only aggravate your condition.

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I'll tell you what's aggravating my condition-- you!

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If you'd let me examine you...

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I'll report you to the Medical Ethics Board.

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Doctor... Save it for your hearing!

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If you weren't so stubborn, you'd see I'm only trying to help.

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I don't want your help. Why won't you leave me alone?!

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Because, for reasons beyond my comprehension,

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I care about you.

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You weren't programmed to care.

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You were programmed to hold a scalpel.

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I told you I'm not the same EMH you created six years ago.

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Of course-- you can sing and dance.

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I should install you in a Ferengi nightclub.

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The Voyager crew appreciates my attempts to expand my program.

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This isn't Voyager. It's my lab, and in my lab, you're still just a hologram!

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A hologram you created.

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A hologram who owes you his existence.

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Is that what's keeping you here?

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Some twisted sense of obligation?

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Well, let me assure you, you don't owe me anything.

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HALEY ( over com ): Doctor?

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Yes, Haley, what is it?

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You have a visitor.

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Hello, I'm Deanna Troi.

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Which one of you is Dr. Zimmerman?

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Deanna Troi.

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Another one of your tricks?

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Excuse me?

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Ow! He thinks you're a hologram.

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I can assure you I'm quite real.

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Oh, well, the last beautiful woman to walk in here turned out to be him.

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I'll take that as a compliment.

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Hmm.

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Did I come at a bad time?

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Your timing couldn't be better.

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The patient is suffering from acute anxiety, normally associated with terminal illness.

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It's made him agoraphobic, paranoid, and extremely antagonistic.

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I see.

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Mind if I sit down?

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Please.

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Reg tells me you won't let the Doctor help you.

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He's a Mark-1. He's obsolete.

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I'd be safer in the hands of a Klingon field medic.

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I understand he's developed a promising treatment.

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If you're a Borg drone. He's threatening to use some kind of ghoulish assimilation technique.

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It's not fit for a lab rat.

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You won't even look at my research.

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From the moment I arrived, you've berated me, treated me like an antique.

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Well, let me tell you something-- antique or not, I took a huge risk coming here.

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I had to plead with my Captain... leave my ship without a surgeon.

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Doctor, imagine that your program was seriously damaged, and the only person who could repair you was an engineer from, say... a hundred years ago.

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Would you feel comfortable with that?

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If he were skilled, intelligent, creative.

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Honestly, Doctor?

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A hundred years ago?

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Well, I suppose it would give me pause.

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Ha!

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Now, put yourself in the Doctor's shoes.

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Imagine you were asked to treat someone you cared about-- say, an EMH Mark-12.

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There is no Mark-12. But if there were, and you wanted to save his program, he probably wouldn't let you near him.

00:26:20

He wouldn't care that you'd won the Daystrom Prize for holography.

00:26:24

From his perspective, you'd be out of date.

00:26:27

But what if you knew you could save him?

00:26:32

( sighs )

00:26:35

Thank you, Counselor, for extending that olive branch.

00:26:40

I'm willing to see past our differences, if he is.

00:26:45

( sighs )

00:26:46

All right.

00:26:50

He can start by purging the plasma conduits on Deck 6.

00:26:53

Dr. Zimmerman... I will not put my life in the hands of a primitive.

00:26:57

You'd need a phaser drill to get through that thick skull of his!

00:27:00

Get out! Gentlemen...

00:27:02

Oh, spare us your psychobabble.

00:27:04

I came here thinking that you were opposite sides of the same coin-- identical, but different.

00:27:11

Now I see you're both exactly the same.

00:27:15

You're both jerks.

00:27:18

LEONARD: Jerks.

00:27:25

I'm starting to think you called the wrong Counselor, Reg.

00:27:28

Oh, you'll figure something out. You always do.

00:27:31

( sighs ): Things are worse now than when I arrived.

00:27:34

Lewis won't come out of his lab, and the EMH is hiding in a holodeck.

00:27:38

He's feeling homesick.

00:27:40

I-I-I let him use my Voyager simulation, and it seems to be cheering him up.

00:27:47

A hologram fighting to save the life of his creator... who just so happens to be the same man his own personality is based on.

00:27:56

I think I'd need a whole team of therapists just to get them in the same room.

00:28:01

Mr. Barclay says this is your favorite ice cream.

00:28:03

I hardly deserve it, but thanks.

00:28:08

You're a hologram. How do you know?

00:28:11

I'm an empath. I haven't sensed any emotions from you.

00:28:14

When were you first brought on line?

00:28:17

Nine years ago.

00:28:20

No offense, but you're more antiquated than the EMH Mark-1, and yet Lewis seems to listen to you.

00:28:29

Why do you suppose that is?

00:28:32

Were you here when the Mark-1 was created?

00:28:35

Yes.

00:28:36

Any idea why Lewis made it in his own image?

00:28:40

Maybe you should ask him.

00:28:42

I did.

00:28:44

He evaded the question.

00:28:45

I was hoping you might know.

00:28:49

He was extremely proud of the Mark-1.

00:28:51

He used to dream about hundreds of holograms in every corner of the Quadrant saving lives.

00:28:56

He put so much of himself into its development.

00:29:00

I suppose it only seemed natural that it should look like him, too.

00:29:03

But the Mark-1 failed to meet Starfleet's expectations.

00:29:07

He was devastated.

00:29:09

He... he locked himself away in this lab for two years, trying to repair the defects.

00:29:15

Finally, he just gave up, uh, started from scratch... a whole new matrix.

00:29:20

The Mark-2. Followed by the Mark-3 and then the Mark-4.

00:29:25

He... he was obsessed with perfecting it.

00:29:28

But none of the later models resembled Lewis.

00:29:32

He made that mistake once.

00:29:33

He wasn't about to do it again.

00:29:35

And now, after all this time, a Mark-1 shows up.

00:29:44

It must be like staring in a mirror at a reflection you don't want to remember.

00:29:55

Computer, resume recording.

00:29:59

Last will and testament, Dr. Lewis Zimmerman.

00:30:03

Let's see, where were we?

00:30:06

Subsection 8:

00:30:08

"The Trojan Horse project."

00:30:12

I hereby bequeath my latest research in holographic infiltration technology to the only engineer I trust to complete the work--

00:30:24

Lieutenant Reginald Barclay.

00:30:28

Subsection 9:

00:30:30

"Holographic Art."

00:30:33

I hereby bequeath my entire collection, including the 21st-century masterpiece

00:30:39

Woman in Four Dimensions... to the person who has appreciated it the most--

00:30:49

I... guess that would be Reg Barclay, too.

00:30:55

Subsection 10:

00:31:00

"Haley."

00:31:04

I realize she's only a hologram, but she's been a loyal assistant for many years.

00:31:13

I'd like to request that Starfleet keep her program running for as long as this research facility exists.

00:31:27

She's been as real to me as anyone I've ever known.

00:31:35

Not that I've known many people.

00:31:40

I've created most of my friends.

00:31:44

( gasps in pain )

00:31:48

( groaning )

00:31:53

Pause recording.

00:31:56

( shuddering )

00:32:12

Don't worry, I'll find a home for you, too.

00:32:37

So this is Voyager.

00:32:39

I like it.

00:32:41

It's a remarkable facsimile, but Mr. Barclay did get a few of the details wrong.

00:32:45

For one thing, Neelix doesn't purr.

00:32:48

I think that may have something to do with Reg's cat.

00:32:51

He named it after your friend.

00:32:52

Neelix would be honored.

00:32:55

If you're here for Dr. Zimmerman's medical files,

00:32:57

I've nearly finished updating them.

00:32:59

Maybe the next physician will put them to better use.

00:33:02

Actually...

00:33:04

I stopped by to ask you to dinner.

00:33:07

I'm a hologram, Counselor. I don't eat.

00:33:10

I know that, but we'd still enjoy your company.

00:33:12

We?

00:33:14

Lieutenant Barclay, Haley, myself...

00:33:17

Dr. Zimmerman. No, thanks.

00:33:20

Unless that man's eating crow, I'm not interested.

00:33:23

It's the perfect opportunity for us to talk things out in a more casual environment.

00:33:27

Sorry. Just one meal?

00:33:28

I said no.

00:33:30

Doctor? Something's wrong.

00:33:32

Troi to Lieutenant Barclay. Go ahead.

00:33:34

There's something wrong with the EMH.

00:33:36

Can-can you be more specific?

00:33:38

She's a Counselor, Lieutenant, not an Engineer.

00:33:41

Stand by.

00:33:42

( sighs )

00:33:45

What's happening to me?

00:33:47

Your program is destabilizing.

00:33:50

What? Why?

00:33:52

They sent you 30,000 light-years.

00:33:54

I...I should have expected some problems.

00:33:56

It's not your fault, Mr. Barclay.

00:33:59

We just need to find a way to repair the damage.

00:34:02

You don't understand.

00:34:04

Your primary matrix is degrading, and there is nothing I can do.

00:34:16

Good riddance to bad photons.

00:34:19

He's dying, Lewis.

00:34:21

He's not dying.

00:34:22

His files are just degrading.

00:34:24

There are people on Voyager who count on him.

00:34:27

I'll send them a Mark-4. They're more reliable.

00:34:29

They don't want a Mark-4.

00:34:31

They want their friend.

00:34:33

No EMH was ever designed to be anyone's friend!

00:34:36

He's just a hologram.

00:34:38

Is that how you feel about me?

00:34:40

Just a hologram?

00:34:48

I will not be ambushed in my own lab.

00:34:52

Stardate 53292.

00:34:55

My program malfunctioned, and you canceled a lecture on Vulcan and came all the way home to repair me.

00:35:01

There's nothing worse than addressing a room full of pointy-eared blowhards.

00:35:06

I was looking for an excuse to get away.

00:35:08

You came back because you cared about me, just like you care about the Mark-1.

00:35:14

You just won't admit it.

00:35:16

He may not be perfect, but he's still one of your creations, and right now, he needs his creator.

00:35:22

Don't turn your back on him.

00:35:41

Computer, activate Voyager's EMH.

00:35:44

Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

00:35:46

You're the emergency.

00:35:49

Where's Lieutenant Barclay?

00:35:50

Trust me, you're in far more capable hands.

00:35:53

You're going to repair my program?

00:35:55

Who better?

00:35:57

Just yesterday, you threatened to decompile me.

00:35:59

That was before your colleagues made me feel guilty.

00:36:02

You're ill. You're in no condition to perform delicate procedures.

00:36:06

I'll survive, but you won't if you don't relax and let me finish.

00:36:11

What are you doing? My scans identified a recursive error in your pattern buffer. I'm trying to isolate it.

00:36:17

Is that a fractal algorithm?

00:36:20

Very good.

00:36:21

I'm using it to realign your matrix.

00:36:24

Fractal algorithms are notoriously unstable.

00:36:26

In the hands of a novice.

00:36:28

Whoops.

00:36:30

"Whoops"? What's "whoops"?

00:36:32

( sighs ): Computer, deactivate EMH.

00:36:34

Ah...

00:36:36

( sighs )

00:36:46

I-I... I can't move.

00:36:50

I know. I had to take your mobility subroutines off-line.

00:36:54

How long have I been deactivated?

00:36:56

17 hours.

00:36:58

( groans )

00:37:00

I'm resetting your parameters.

00:37:04

You don't look well. ( sighs )

00:37:06

You need rest.

00:37:07

I'm fine, and so are you.

00:37:09

Your program's been stabilized.

00:37:12

I... I'm going to be okay?

00:37:14

No, you're going to be better than okay.

00:37:17

Now what are you doing?

00:37:19

Welcome to Sick Bay.

00:37:21

How may I help you today?

00:37:22

Well, what do you think?

00:37:24

I think you've altered my greeting protocol.

00:37:26

That's just the beginning.

00:37:28

I've also added new subroutines for compassion, patience, empathy, decorum.

00:37:34

I don't feel any different.

00:37:36

Because I haven't installed them yet.

00:37:38

I thought you'd like to be awake for the big moment.

00:37:44

Reginald was right about you.

00:37:46

You have exceeded the sum of your programming.

00:37:49

You've accomplished far more than I would have ever predicted.

00:37:53

But let's face facts.

00:37:55

You never overcame the inherent flaws in your personality subroutines.

00:38:00

You're arrogant, irritable--

00:38:03

"a jerk," as Counselor Troi would say.

00:38:05

I believe she was describing you, as well.

00:38:08

Don't change the subject.

00:38:10

I may not be able to turn you into a Mark-4, but I can make you a bit more presentable.

00:38:15

What if I'm happy with the way I am?

00:38:17

I'm doing you a favor.

00:38:18

I don't want any favors, and I don't want your new subroutines!

00:38:22

Why can't you accept me as I am?!

00:38:24

Because you're defective!

00:38:28

"Emergency Medical Hotheads!"

00:38:31

"Extremely Marginal House Calls."

00:38:35

That's what everyone used to call the Mark-1's, until they were bounced out of the Medical Corps.

00:38:42

I tried to have them decommissioned, but Starfleet, in its infinite wisdom, overruled me and reassigned them all to work waste-transfer barges.

00:38:55

That's where you'd be, too, if you hadn't been lost in the Delta Quadrant.

00:39:09

Do you know how humiliating it is to have 675 Mark-1's out there scrubbing plasma conduits... all with my face?

00:39:26

I'm sure they're doing a fine job.

00:39:29

What are you doing? I'm not finished with you.

00:39:31

I'm trying to do my job.

00:39:33

And if you give me a chance, you'll see that I'm pretty good at it.

00:39:40

Frankly, I'd hoped that if we ever met, you'd be proud of me.

00:39:47

Well...

00:39:50

I guess it is comforting to know that at least one of you is still doing what I designed you to do.

00:39:57

( tricorder beeps )

00:40:00

Your intercellular proteins are at a dangerous level.

00:40:04

We should begin the procedure.

00:40:07

Please?

00:40:09

Give me a chance to make you proud of me.

00:40:19

Maybe we could try it; see how it goes.

00:40:25

See how it goes.

00:40:27

Just don't expect me to put you in my will.

00:40:41

I-I'm going in. Reg...

00:40:43

They have been in there for 32 hours!

00:40:45

Be patient.

00:40:50

Well, you...

00:40:52

You're not fritzing anymore.

00:40:54

No thanks to you.

00:40:55

Dr. Zimmerman ran a diagnostic on my subtronic relays, and he made a very interesting discovery.

00:41:01

Apparently, I was the victim of foul play.

00:41:06

Well, what... what do you mean?

00:41:08

He found an algorithm designed to disrupt my matrix.

00:41:13

You wouldn't know anything about that, would you?

00:41:17

Well, traditional therapy wasn't getting us anywhere.

00:41:22

Well, your little scheme worked.

00:41:26

Dr. Zimmerman has agreed to the cellular regeneration procedure.

00:41:29

It requires several more treatments, but I'm optimistic he'll make a full recovery.

00:41:48

Trying to steal my secrets?

00:41:50

Another one of my hobbies.

00:41:53

I thought I'd take home a few memories.

00:41:56

You're supposed to be in bed.

00:41:57

I've got work to do.

00:41:59

It can wait.

00:42:00

Go to bed. Doctor's orders.

00:42:03

( sighs ): I hope you won't be coming back next month to make sure I'm taking my medicine.

00:42:08

Don't worry. My Captain's not likely to authorize another... house call.

00:42:14

Good.

00:42:16

The next time she sends a data stream, you might want to drop me a line, let me know how you're doing.

00:42:25

If you insist.

00:42:28

( door opens )

00:42:36

Ready?

00:42:47

Would you mind?

00:42:49

Not at all.

00:42:58

Smile.