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Inside Man
00:00:02[Janeway] Captain's Log, Stardate 54208.3.
00:00:07Last month's datastream from Starfleet never arrived,
00:00:10so the crew is looking forward to this one
00:00:12with even more anticipation than usual.
00:00:14We could all use some news from home.
00:00:19Ah. There he is, the man of the hour.
00:00:22You sure are in a good mood.
00:00:24Well, rumor has it you snared the latest datastream last night.
00:00:27Technically, it was this morning-- 0200 to be exact.
00:00:30- So where's my mail? - Hmm?
00:00:33Oh. Don't tell me you lost another one.
00:00:35I didn't lose last month's datastream.
00:00:38It never arrived.
00:00:39- So what's the holdup this time? - [sighs]
00:00:41The transmission was a little larger than usual.
00:00:43It's jammed the transceiver.
00:00:45Seven and I have been up all night trying to download it.
00:00:48Harry... we can't go another month without mail.
00:00:52Oh, you won't. Trust me.
00:00:55[sarcastic chuckle]
00:01:00Any luck?
00:01:01I've determined why we've been having difficulties.
00:01:05[beeping]
00:01:07A hologram.
00:01:10The transceiver wasn't designed to store photonic data.
00:01:13We have to get it out of there before it degrades.
00:01:16What are you doing?
00:01:18Tying the transceiver into the holodeck's pattern buffer.
00:01:21Those systems aren't compatible. You'll depolarize the relays.
00:01:24Starfleet wouldn't have sent this hologram if it weren't important.
00:01:27I'm sure it's worth a few burnt-out relays.
00:01:30[electricity snaps] [alerts bleeping]
00:01:34You've overloaded the transceiver.
00:01:36But I saved the hologram.
00:01:42Okay, ready when you are.
00:01:49Lieutenant Barclay?
00:01:51Uh, no, but he did design me.
00:01:53I'm a walking, talking, problem-solving interactive hologram.
00:01:56You can call me Reg.
00:01:58It's nice to meet you, Reg.
00:02:00The pleasure's mine, Captain.
00:02:01Harry, Seven...
00:02:03I've been looking forward to working with you.
00:02:05- You have? - I know--
00:02:06You were expecting letters from your friends and families.
00:02:09But with any luck, in a few days, you'll be seeing them face-to-face.
00:04:04In three days' time,
00:04:05Voyager is going to be passing through Grid 898-- a sector of space occupied by a red giant star.
00:04:12Sensors detected it a few days ago.
00:04:14At this very moment, a team of Federation scientists is orbiting another red giant in the Alpha Quadrant.
00:04:19In 72 hours, they will target its magnetic field with a verteron beam, creating a geodesic fold.
00:04:29As a result, a corresponding fold will open here in the magnetic field of the red giant that Voyager is approaching.
00:04:35Space will be punctured... these two points creating a gateway between the quadrants.
00:04:43Our shields are useless against geodesic radiation.
00:04:46We toyed with the idea of opening a fold ourselves, but it didn't take us long to realize we wouldn't survive the trip.
00:04:52A lot's happened in geodesic research since you've been gone.
00:04:55I've brought schematics for shield upgrades to deflect the radiation from the fold, medical technology to provide additional protection for the crew.
00:05:03We've thought of everything.
00:05:04Starfleet never mentioned you in any of the previous datastreams.
00:05:07Well, Lieutenant Barclay didn't want to raise your hopes, in case the plan didn't live up to expectation, but lucky for you, it surpassed them.
00:05:14What about last month's datastream?
00:05:16Why didn't we receive it?
00:05:18Pathfinder tried sending an unabridged version of my program.
00:05:22It overloaded the MIDAS Array.
00:05:23And the only casualty this time was our transceiver.
00:05:26If everything goes according to plan, you won't need it anymore.
00:05:31If we were to attempt this, you'd need access to areas of this ship that aren't equipped with holo-emitters.
00:05:38Not to worry, Captain. We've thought of that, too.
00:05:43My emitter is your emitter.
00:05:46Computer, transfer the Barclay hologram to the mobile emitter.
00:05:50- [beeping] - [Computer] Transfer complete.
00:05:53On Lieutenant Barclay's behalf, I thank you.
00:05:56Just make sure to return it when we get to Earth. [chuckling]
00:05:58[Chakotay] We're ready for you in the briefing room, Captain.
00:06:01Excuse us, Doctor.
00:06:04I'm sure you have a full day planned, but if you have time,
00:06:06I'd like to get better acquainted.
00:06:08I'll stop by the first chance I get.
00:06:10You'll know where to find me.
00:06:11This is our destination-- Red Giant 23139.
00:06:15The geodesic fold will open here, adjacent to the giant's northern pole.
00:06:20We'll have exactly 16 seconds to take Voyager through.
00:06:24Reg has prepared a list of assignments.
00:06:26I expect you to give him your full cooperation.
00:06:28Mr. Paris, you have the honor of plotting our course to Big Red 2.
00:06:31Lieutenant Torres, Commander Tuvok,
00:06:33I'd like you to start working on shield modifications.
00:06:36And in the meantime, I've asked the Doctor to prepare a series of inoculations that will protect the crew from the radiation.
00:06:42We should discuss the possibility of applying Borg technology to Starfleet's plan.
00:06:46It could increase our chances of success.
00:06:49I look forward to hearing your thoughts.
00:06:51How long before the transceiver's back on line?
00:06:53No more than two hours.
00:06:55Then we'll still have time to transmit a response to Starfleet.
00:06:57Keep us posted.
00:06:59I'd like to send Lieutenant Barclay a little thank-you note for all his hard work.
00:07:03Um, uh, is there... is there anything I can do, Reg?
00:07:06Your job might be the most important one of all.
00:07:09The next few days will be difficult.
00:07:11The crew will be working extremely long hours.
00:07:13They're going to need an experienced Morale Officer to keep their spirits high.
00:07:17You can count on me.
00:07:20If this were any other ship...
00:07:23I'd have my doubts.
00:07:26But this is Voyager, "the miracle ship."
00:07:29You've survived six years in the Delta Quadrant.
00:07:32You've evaded the Kazon, the Vidiians, the Hirogen.
00:07:36You've even faced down the Borg.
00:07:39I think, with a little teamwork, we can pull off one more miracle and take Voyager home.
00:07:46I can taste my mom's cooking.
00:07:48Don't forget what the hologram said, Harry:
00:07:51- "This is Voyager". - "The miracle ship"!
00:07:54Uh, not when it comes to getting us home.
00:07:56Our shortcuts have a tendency to blow up in our faces.
00:07:59Well, that's looking on the bright side.
00:08:01Well, remember Arturis and his quantum slipstream drive?
00:08:05Or, um, or how about the telepathic pitcher plant that made us think we were on our way home right before it tried to eat the ship.
00:08:13This is the best opportunity we've had.
00:08:15Yeah, which is why we'll probably end up in the Gamma Quadrant.
00:08:18I'll remind you of that when we get back to Earth.
00:08:20Don't say I didn't warn you.
00:08:22[Seven] When a Borg cube enters a transwarp conduit, it's subject to extreme gravimetric shear.
00:08:27To compensate, the Borg project a structural integrity field ahead of the cube.
00:08:31By modifying Voyager's deflector, we may be able to do the same.
00:08:35No one at Starfleet would have thought of this.
00:08:39So, what's the first thing you're going to do when you get back?
00:08:43Begin repairs to Voyager.
00:08:45Even with the structural integrity field, it's likely the ship will suffer significant damage.
00:08:49Yes, but, I mean, there are people at Utopia Planitia who will take care of that.
00:08:53There are engineering crews and technicians...
00:08:55Are you implying that I am superfluous?
00:08:57Of course not.
00:08:59I only meant that if you're too busy working, you're going to miss all the "welcome home" hoopla.
00:09:05Starfleet's planning parties.
00:09:07They'll have ceremonies and speeches.
00:09:08There, there's a ticker-tape parade down Market Street.
00:09:12I won't be attending any of those events.
00:09:14But you'd be the guest of honor.
00:09:19When I first arrived on Voyager, it was difficult for the crew to accept me.
00:09:25I'm anticipating a similar welcome on Earth.
00:09:28You don't have any idea, do you?
00:09:36I didn't mention this earlier.
00:09:37I didn't want to hurt anybody's feelings... but you are the one who people are most looking forward to seeing.
00:09:44That's difficult to believe.
00:09:45- Why? - I was Borg.
00:09:48Exactly.
00:09:49You were Borg, but you escaped.
00:09:53And despite incredible odds, you managed to reclaim your humanity.
00:09:58No one's ever done that before. You're famous.
00:10:01Fame is irrelevant.
00:10:03Maybe... but you've given hope to everyone who's ever lost somebody to the Borg.
00:10:11You've inspired millions.
00:10:17If you think my participation in the "hoopla" would be beneficial to others, then I'll comply.
00:10:38Is this going to take much longer, Reg?
00:10:40Well, the computer is still inputting data.
00:10:43That should do it.
00:10:45All right. Computer, display the intended trajectory of the datastream transmitted at 0600 this morning.
00:10:55Now, display the actual trajectory and identify the termination point.
00:10:59[Computer] The trajectory ends in Sector 395...
00:11:0242, Grid 8.
00:11:04[sighs] Does that sound familiar?
00:11:07That's exactly where the datastream dissipated last month.
00:11:10There is something there.
00:11:12There is something preventing the datastream from reaching Voyager.
00:11:15Uh, a micro-wormhole, a radiogenic field...
00:11:18Long-range scans didn't pick up anything unusual.
00:11:21Well, still, we could send a ship to investigate.
00:11:25We could confirm my theory.
00:11:26What about my theory, Reg?
00:11:28The hologram was too complex.
00:11:30It caused the data streams to degrade before they reached their destination.
00:11:35Well, to be honest,
00:11:36I... I don't agree.
00:11:39The truth is, we don't know what happened to my hologram.
00:11:43Then let's stick to what we do know.
00:11:45For the second month in a row, we tried sending your hologram to Voyager.
00:11:49And for the second month in a row, it failed to get there.
00:11:52And I want to know why, so it doesn't happen a third time.
00:11:55It won't happen a third time.
00:11:58Next month, we go back to standard transmissions.
00:12:01But a holographic matrix carries twice the information, interact with the crew...
00:12:05Admiral Paris wants us to send more practical data, like tactical upgrades, letters from the crew's families.
00:12:10But, Pete...
00:12:11Sending a hologram to Voyager was a good idea, but it didn't work.
00:12:16It's time to move on.
00:12:26And this is the research lab, where most of Pathfinder's homework gets done.
00:12:32All the datastreams are compressed here and then transmitted all the way to the Delta Quadrant.
00:12:39Your teacher tells me you've been studying some of the Delta Quadrant races that Voyager has described to us.
00:12:44Who can name one for me?
00:12:45The Talaxians.
00:12:47Very good.
00:12:48The Ocampa.
00:12:49That's right. Who else?
00:12:50[Barclay] The Borg! The Borg!
00:12:53They assimilated my hologram. That's how it disappeared.
00:12:55Reg, now isn't the time.
00:12:57Look at this-- last month, a spacecraft passed within 20 meters of the MIDAS Array, just hours before we sent the first hologram.
00:13:03- What is your point? - 20 meters.
00:13:05It's awfully close, don't you think?
00:13:07- Ensign-- - Look, the Borg must have sent a transwarp probe to steal my hologram.
00:13:12Maybe because they-- they thought that it was carrying anti-Borg technology to Voyager.
00:13:17It wasn't the Borg, Reg.
00:13:19Then it was the Romulans using a cloaked ship.
00:13:21They've been curious about Voyager for years...
00:13:23- That is enough. - But, you...
00:13:25I am sorry your idea didn't work, but I can't have you going off on a tangent.
00:13:30Not again.
00:13:31You'll be no good to Pathfinder or Voyager.
00:13:37How much leave do you have saved up?
00:13:40Not that much.
00:13:4250... maybe 60 days.
00:13:45Take a week, go home. Try to relax.
00:13:47- But, Pete... - No.
00:13:49That was not a request, Lieutenant.
00:13:56Maybe I'll go somewhere... take a vacation.
00:14:03Now that is the most sensible thing I've heard you say all day.
00:14:08My cousin has a beach house in Malaysia.
00:14:10She'd be happy to lend it to you.
00:14:14Thanks, um, but I have someplace else in mind.
00:14:28You, you wanted to see me?
00:14:30I've been going over the instructions from Starfleet Medical.
00:14:33As far as I can tell, their "new" inoculations aren't much different from run-of-the-mill radiogenic vaccines.
00:14:40I don't think they'll protect the crew.
00:14:42Did you try incorporating a synthetic antigen?
00:14:44Yes, but it only improved the resistance by 10 percent.
00:14:48That should be enough.
00:14:49[sighs] We can't afford to be cavalier, Reg.
00:14:53If these treatments don't work, the crew will wind up liquefied.
00:14:57You're forgetting that the inoculations aren't designed to work alone.
00:15:00They were intended to work in combination with the shield modifications.
00:15:03It's the medicinal "ying" to the shields' "yang."
00:15:06A-and what if the "yang" doesn't work?
00:15:09That's not going to happen.
00:15:11Now, listen, Lieutenant Barclay has a special affinity for this crew.
00:15:16So do I.
00:15:17I promise you, we won't let them down.
00:15:21Of course you won't.
00:15:22Tell me... do you also share Lieutenant Barclay's affinity for golf?
00:15:27[laughs]
00:15:28We have identical handicaps.
00:15:30Well, if you're not busy later, perhaps we could play nine holes on the holodeck.
00:15:34Eh, it's tempting, but I still have a few dozen progress reports to look over.
00:15:38Well, in that case, maybe you could look over them here, so that I could borrow the mobile emitter.
00:15:44Providing that the rest of the day's work goes smoothly,
00:15:47- consider it yours. - I...
00:15:51I thought it was mine.
00:15:55Commander Chakotay tells me that you finished repairing the transceiver.
00:15:59We were just about to send the Captain's reply to Lieutenant Barclay.
00:16:02Do you have enough room to include a progress report from me?
00:16:05I think we can squeeze that in.
00:16:08Computer, download Barclay Hologram File 01 to the data block.
00:16:14[Computer] Download complete.
00:16:17Transmitting.
00:16:44[beeping]
00:16:47It's about time.
00:16:50[Janeway] Greetings from the Delta Quadrant, Lieutenant.
00:16:52You'll be happy to know that your hologram reached us safely...
00:16:55Get to the important part.
00:17:01In accordance with the 74th Rule of Acquisition,
00:17:03"Knowledge Equals Profit",
00:17:04I've enclosed the specifications you've requested.
00:17:07See you soon.
00:17:10Oh, look at those hands.
00:17:12I bet she gives great oo-mox.
00:17:14Too bad she'll be dead when she gets here.
00:17:17Forget the hands.
00:17:19Show me the nanoprobes.
00:17:25How many are there?
00:17:263.6 million.
00:17:28That's 20 percent more than we predicted.
00:17:313.6 million nanoprobes at six bars of latinum per unit.
00:17:35Uh, that comes to...
00:17:37More profit than we ever dreamed of.
00:17:40[all laughing]
00:17:53[laughing and conversing]
00:18:05Your drink, sir.
00:18:07Thank you.
00:18:09Thank you.
00:18:19Something to drink, ma'am?
00:18:21- I'm fine, thanks. - Are you sure?
00:18:23I've got a chocolate passion punch with your name on it.
00:18:27[laughing]
00:18:28Reg?
00:18:29Surprise.
00:18:33Where's Commander Riker?
00:18:34- He doesn't arrive until Friday. - Oh.
00:18:38The question is, what are you doing here?
00:18:40Just had some time off.
00:18:42Your letter made this place sound fun, and just thought I'd join you.
00:18:47Do you have any idea how inappropriate it is to follow your therapist on vacation?
00:18:52Please.
00:18:54They might be watching.
00:18:56Who?
00:18:58The Borg, the Romulans. I'm not sure yet.
00:19:01Please...
00:19:04Deanna, I need your help.
00:19:08Commander Harkins is usually willing to hear me out, but this time, he wouldn't even look at my evidence.
00:19:13I'm not sure any of this qualifies as evidence, Reg.
00:19:17You don't believe me, either.
00:19:18You think I'm imagining this?
00:19:21Just like Pete?
00:19:24The last time I saw you, you were laughing, telling jokes.
00:19:30You even sang a duet with Data.
00:19:32[laughing]
00:19:33That was Commander La Forge's birthday party.
00:19:37You were a completely different Reg that night.
00:19:39Oh... things were better then.
00:19:42- How? - Well, for one thing
00:19:44I had just finished the matrix for my hologram, and I showed Geordi some of the specs that night.
00:19:49He said he was proud of me.
00:19:51What else?
00:19:53Oh... the Dragons had just won the pennant, and I was still seeing Leosa.
00:20:02You mentioned her at the party.
00:20:04A teacher, right?
00:20:05Everything was going so well-- my job, my personal life.
00:20:11I started to think maybe my luck was changing.
00:20:15- And then you lost your hologram. - [yells]
00:20:22Admiral Paris was furious.
00:20:24He said we'd-- we'd wasted a transmission to Voyager.
00:20:27Pete talked him into giving us another chance, but there was so much pressure after that.
00:20:31Did it put a strain on your relationship with Leosa?
00:20:33- She left me. - Oh, I'm sorry.
00:20:36I went to her apartment. She was gone.
00:20:38There was no furniture, no forwarding address, not even a "Dear Reg" letter.
00:20:42That must have been very upsetting.
00:20:44Mmm. It's just my luck, right?
00:20:46Lose the hologram and the girl.
00:20:49[Troi] Tell me more about Leosa.
00:20:51Oh. You would have liked her.
00:20:53She was sweet, she was thoughtful and such a wonderful listener.
00:20:59She would let me-- let me go on for hours.
00:21:01[chuckles]
00:21:02What did you talk about?
00:21:04Oh. She was fascinated by my work at Pathfinder and, uh... she didn't, uh... she didn't find any of it boring.
00:21:17She made me feel... interesting.
00:21:20What do you feel when we talk about her now?
00:21:24Um, sadness, I suppose.
00:21:30A little confusion.
00:21:32I'm sensing something else... something beneath the surface.
00:21:37What?
00:21:38I think you might be sensing it, too.
00:21:41What?
00:21:42Suspicion, Reg.
00:21:44You suspect her of something.
00:21:46I suspect that she's happier without me, if that's what you mean.
00:21:51You think Leosa had something to do with your disappearing hologram, but you can't bring yourself to admit it.
00:21:57That's why you're projecting your suspicions onto others.
00:22:02You're in denial.
00:22:06If there's any chance Leosa did breach Pathfinder security, you need to tell your superiors.
00:22:13I-- I'd be humiliated... again.
00:22:17I'll go with you.
00:22:19What about your vacation?
00:22:22I'll be back here before Will arrives.
00:22:25Do you really think it's possible that Leosa stole my hologram?
00:22:34Why would she do that?
00:22:37Maybe... maybe she wanted something to remember me by.
00:22:44[Janeway] Captain's Log, supplemental.
00:22:46With the help of the Barclay hologram,
00:22:48we've nearly completed the modifications to Voyager.
00:22:51As for Reg, he's becoming extremely popular with the crew.
00:22:56[Janeway's voice] Imagine my disappointment when I discovered that Lieutenant Paris had eaten all the scrambled eggs.
00:23:02[laughter]
00:23:03It was pure, unadulterated gluttony, gastronomic conduct unbecoming a Starfleet officer.
00:23:09He knows it's my favorite breakfast, but he ate them anyway.
00:23:12We have an egg-mergency here, people.
00:23:16I want to know what you plan to do about it.
00:23:19Maybe I can replicate some more, Captain.
00:23:23Do it.
00:23:25[applause and laughter]
00:23:27[normal voice] Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:23:32He's not only programmed to get us home, he does impressions.
00:23:35You see, it's always bothered Lieutenant Barclay that he was uncomfortable in large groups.
00:23:39So he designed me to be the life of the party.
00:23:42[laughter]
00:23:44I hope he's not too shy.
00:23:45He's going to have 150 new friends when we get back home.
00:23:48If we get home, Harry, if.
00:23:51Pardon my friend here.
00:23:53He's convinced we're destined to live out our days in the Delta Quadrant.
00:23:56[Tuvok's voice] Your pessimism is illogical.
00:23:59Perhaps a mind-meld would help to alleviate your concern.
00:24:02[laughter]
00:24:04[Doctor] Sickbay to Reg.
00:24:05Please report to Holodeck 2.
00:24:07On my way.
00:24:15I was starting to think you'd forgotten our tee time.
00:24:18So, what'll it be?
00:24:20Pebble Beach at sunset? The back nine at Gedi Prime?
00:24:23Actually, Doctor...
00:24:26I'm afraid something's come up.
00:24:27I'm going to meet with Seven of Nine.
00:24:29Oh, really?
00:24:30She's going to teach me to play Kadis-Kot.
00:24:32Uh, Reg... when I agreed to lend you my emitter,
00:24:36I did it with the understanding that you needed it for official business.
00:24:39What's your point?
00:24:41My point is that board games aren't exactly crucial to your mission.
00:24:44And I suppose golf is?
00:24:48Reg...
00:24:53I'll tell you what.
00:24:55When we get back home, we'll play as much golf as you like.
00:24:59Until then, let's try to keep out of each other's hair.
00:25:03What do you say?
00:25:11[Admiral Paris] State your name for the record.
00:25:14Leosa.
00:25:16L-e-o s-a.
00:25:19Occupation?
00:25:20Dabo girl.
00:25:22[Paris] Dabo?
00:25:23It's a Ferengi game.
00:25:25I work aboard one of their casino ships.
00:25:27You-- You told me you were a teacher.
00:25:31Is this true?
00:25:33Sometimes I'm a teacher.
00:25:35Sometimes I'm a Bajoran vedek. [laughs]
00:25:38Whatever the customer wants.
00:25:40Lieutenant Barclay tells me that the two of you have spent a significant amount of time together.
00:25:46Did he ever discuss his work at Pathfinder with you?
00:25:48Oh. Wouldn't talk about anything else.
00:25:51It was always holograms this and cyclic pulsars that.
00:25:57And who did you share that information with?
00:26:00Nobody.
00:26:02I have a theory.
00:26:05Would you like to hear it?
00:26:08Why not?
00:26:09I think that some of your Ferengi friends found a way to profit from Lieutenant Barclay's work.
00:26:15I think you were encouraged to get close to him, and when you had all the information you needed, you left him.
00:26:24I left Reg for one simple reason.
00:26:29He's boring.
00:26:33[door opens, closes]
00:26:37Don't tell me you never noticed.
00:26:40With the Admiral's permission,
00:26:42I'd like a moment alone with Leosa.
00:26:46I don't think therapy is what this woman needs, Counselor.
00:26:49Five minutes, Admiral.
00:26:52Five minutes.
00:26:57[door opens]
00:27:00[door closes]
00:27:13Did you know I'm a Betazoid?
00:27:14I'm empathic, which means I know when people are lying.
00:27:21Tell me, what's the longest you've ever been incarcerated?
00:27:25[laughs]
00:27:27You can't send me to prison, Counselor.
00:27:30I didn't do anything wrong.
00:27:33Maybe not, but I can order you held for psychiatric observation.
00:27:39Extended observation.
00:27:43I may not be a Betazoid but I work a dabo table, and I know when somebody's bluffing.
00:27:54Try me.
00:28:05You were correct, Admiral.
00:28:06The Ferengi did steal Reg's hologram-- twice.
00:28:10This is the ship you need to look for.
00:28:23[Leosa] That's it.
00:28:25That's Nunk's ship.
00:28:30- Nunk? - My... employer.
00:28:34Scans indicate they've been in the vicinity of that star for the last 43 hours.
00:28:39Why?
00:28:41I don't know.
00:28:42She's telling the truth... for once.
00:28:46The Ferengi wouldn't have stolen the hologram if they didn't think it was valuable.
00:28:50They're probably waiting to rendezvous with a buyer.
00:28:54Are there any Starfleet ships in that area?
00:28:56The Carolina is .7 light-years away.
00:28:58At maximum warp, it could reach them in two hours.
00:29:00Open a channel.
00:29:04Computer, open a secure channel to the Carolina.
00:29:07[Paris] Tell Captain Peterson to adjust his course immediately.
00:29:13Was everything that happened between us a lie?
00:29:18Not everything.
00:29:20Just the parts where I expressed affection for you.
00:29:22[groans]
00:29:25Oh... if it makes any difference, it wasn't personal.
00:29:30It was just... business.
00:29:33What exactly is a broken heart worth these days, hmm?
00:29:39Ten percent.
00:29:41Of what?
00:29:42Profits from the nanoprobes.
00:29:46- Nanoprobes? - Mm-hmm.
00:29:47- Borg nanoprobes? - Yeah.
00:29:50Gegis says they're worth two billion times their weight in latinum.
00:29:54Oh.
00:30:02I don't think I quite understand the problem, Doctor.
00:30:05Are you aware that he's been doing impressions of you?
00:30:08You should hear his Tuvok-- it's eerie.
00:30:11It's disrespectful.
00:30:12What do you want me to do, deactivate him?
00:30:13Just long enough to run a diagnostic of his program.
00:30:16His recent behavior may be indicative of a more serious problem.
00:30:19I haven't seen any evidence of that.
00:30:20Of course not. In front of you, he's all smiles, but I've seen him be... rude and careless, two traits the real Lieutenant Barclay never exhibited.
00:30:31I know the real Barclay is a friend of yours, and I'm sorry if the holographic version hasn't lived up to your expectations, but that's hardly reason to deactivate him.
00:30:40Are the lives of 150 crewmen reason enough?
00:30:43Maybe you're right.
00:30:44Maybe I am overreacting, but what if I'm right?
00:30:50We're less than a light-year away from the geodesic fold.
00:30:54Do you want to risk being led through it by a malfunctioning hologram?
00:31:01Captain, you saved us a com call.
00:31:03We're ready to bring the enhanced shielding on line.
00:31:05Good work. I need a moment alone with Reg.
00:31:09Your program has been running continuously for how many hours now?
00:31:1356 hours, 11 minutes and 21 seconds.
00:31:15I'd like to run a diagnostic of your matrix, make sure you haven't suffered any degradation over the last few days.
00:31:23This isn't the, uh...
00:31:24Doctor's idea, is it?
00:31:28He expressed some concern for your well-being, yes.
00:31:30I bet he did.
00:31:32Believe me, Reg, the crew and I are grateful for everything you've done, but we need to take every precaution.
00:31:37I understand perfectly.
00:31:38And if the ship's Doctor thinks
00:31:40I need a checkup, who am I to argue?
00:32:03Why are you hiding in the corner?
00:32:05I'm not hiding.
00:32:07I'm working on a way to foil the Ferengi's plans.
00:32:11Reg, there's nothing left to foil.
00:32:13The Carolina will have them in custody within the hour.
00:32:16Leosa said the Ferengi were going to be selling Borg nanoprobes.
00:32:21What does that have to do with Voyager?
00:32:24They have a Borg crewman.
00:32:26Think about it.
00:32:27The Ferengi stole the original Barclay hologram a month ago.
00:32:31That gave them time to reprogram it and then smuggle it to Voyager in the next transmission.
00:32:36Reprogram it to do what?
00:32:38Steal Seven of Nine's nanoprobes.
00:32:42For all we know, he could be dissecting her right now.
00:32:47What would the Ferengi want with assimilation technology?
00:32:51Oh, nanoprobes aren't just for assimilating.
00:32:54They can reanimate necrotic tissue, slow down the aging process.
00:32:58They'd be priceless for the Ferengi.
00:33:01Reg, even if the Ferengi did reprogram your hologram to steal the nanoprobes, how would they get their hands on them?
00:33:11Voyager's 30,000 light-years away.
00:33:14I haven't figured that part out yet.
00:33:16Maybe they discovered a-- a wormhole or a subspace corridor.
00:33:24Have you mentioned any of this to Commander Harkins?
00:33:26Not yet. I can't.
00:33:29If I don't bring him hard evidence, he'll just think that I'm fantasizing.
00:33:35For the time being, we need to keep this between us.
00:33:48That tickles, Lieutenant.
00:33:50Sorry, Reg, we're almost finished.
00:33:53Have you identified any problems yet?
00:33:55I've gone over his entire matrix.
00:33:57He's working perfectly.
00:33:58Maybe I'm not the one who needs a diagnostic, hmm?
00:34:03I'm a big enough hologram to admit when I'm wrong.
00:34:06I'm sorry I doubted you.
00:34:07Well, if anyone is owed an apology, it's you.
00:34:10I should've been more sensitive.
00:34:12Friends?
00:34:14Friends.
00:34:15Now that that's out of the way, Captain, what do you say we get this ship back to Earth?
00:34:24[beeping]
00:34:26It's time.
00:34:27Initiate the geodesic pulse.
00:34:44[Admiral Paris] Would someone care to tell me what that is?
00:34:55It's a geodesic fold, Admiral.
00:34:58That's how they're going to get the nanoprobes.
00:35:03Two million kilometers and closing, Captain.
00:35:06Take us to one-quarter impulse.
00:35:08Bridge to Astrometrics.
00:35:10Bring the enhanced shielding on line.
00:35:12Aye, Commander.
00:35:13[alarm sounds]
00:35:15What's wrong?
00:35:19The fold contains three radiation types we didn't account for.
00:35:23The shield modifications are not enough.
00:35:25Well, the shields were modified to work in combination with the inoculations.
00:35:28We'll be fine.
00:35:29If the shields fail, the inoculations will be irrelevant.
00:35:31- Astrometrics to the Bridge. - [Janeway] Go ahead.
00:35:33[electrical crackling]
00:35:39What is it, Seven?
00:35:41[Seven's voice] There was a problem, Captain, but I've corrected it.
00:35:46[beeping]
00:35:53I'm using the MIDAS Array to tap into the Ferengi ship's sensors.
00:35:57They're receiving telemetry through the fold.
00:35:59If I'm reading this correctly, Voyager's headed right for it.
00:36:01Captain Janeway knows better than to take her ship into such a dangerous anomaly.
00:36:05If the Ferengi did alter my hologram, then... it might... might be possible for him to have taken over the ship.
00:36:13One hologram against an entire crew?
00:36:15He may have found a way to incapacitate the crew or to commandeer the ship's systems, but either way, we've got to get the Carolina to close the fold.
00:36:23The Carolina isn't equipped to do that.
00:36:25Then they'll have to commandeer the Ferengi ship and do it from there.
00:36:27The Carolina's still half a light-year away.
00:36:29They won't make it in time.
00:36:31Can we transmit a message, warn Voyager?
00:36:35Not through a geodesic fold.
00:36:44Our own starship, with multiphasic shielding and a gold-pressed latinum hull.
00:36:52We'll have enough left over to buy a fleet of casino ships!
00:36:55I have a better idea-- lobe enlargements!
00:37:00- [console beeping] - Shh!
00:37:02Ooh, someone's hailing us.
00:37:03Who?
00:37:04I can't tell. There's too much interference.
00:37:07Answer it.
00:37:11It's the hologram.
00:37:13You said it was impossible to communicate through the fold.
00:37:16I thought it was.
00:37:18I guess I did a better job of reprogramming the hologram than I thought.
00:37:22[static]
00:37:23We must close the geodesic fold immediately.
00:37:27Captain Janeway has found out about our plan.
00:37:30If that's true, then why is she still headed for the fold?
00:37:35Because she... found a way to protect her ship.
00:37:40Impossible.
00:37:41You don't know Janeway.
00:37:43She's uncanny when it comes to shields.
00:37:45She's furious.
00:37:47She said she was going to kill whoever tried to harm her crew.
00:37:51I strongly suggest you abort the mission.
00:37:56What should we do?
00:37:58Go to warp before Janeway makes it through.
00:38:00No, you mustn't!
00:38:01Voyager has Borg interquadrental warp drives and... Hirogen hunting sensors and Vidiian phase torpedoes.
00:38:10No matter where you run, Voyager will find you.
00:38:13Your only hope... is to close the fold.
00:38:27Harkins to Holodeck 1.
00:38:29[Barclay] Go ahead, Pete.
00:38:31It worked, Reg.
00:38:32They've started to close the fold.
00:38:34[sighs] Computer, end program.
00:38:39[console beeping]
00:38:41Something's wrong, Captain.
00:38:43[Barclay] Astrometrics to the Bridge.
00:38:44Why are we stopping?
00:38:47The fold's collapsing, Reg.
00:38:48We didn't make it in time.
00:38:50It's not too late if we remodulate the shields.
00:38:52I appreciate your determination, but we can't risk it.
00:38:55You did everything you could.
00:38:57[console beeping]
00:38:59Captain, someone just initiated a site-to-site transport.
00:39:02Who?
00:39:03Seven and Reg.
00:39:05They've beamed to an escape pod.
00:39:06Bridge to Seven of Nine. What's going on?
00:39:12The pod's been launched.
00:39:13Put a tractor beam on it.
00:39:17There is too much interference from the fold.
00:39:20Harry, can you get a transporter lock?
00:39:23[beeping]
00:39:25What now?
00:39:26There's something coming through the fold.
00:39:28- Voyager? - No, it's too small.
00:39:31A phase torpedo!
00:39:32Raise shields! Brace for impact!
00:39:38[muffled crash]
00:39:42It's an escape pod.
00:39:49Maybe the hologram sent us the drone.
00:39:53Ooh...!
00:39:55Check what's in there.
00:39:59Nothing.
00:40:01No Borg corpse, no nanoprobes.
00:40:06No profit.
00:40:09[all sigh]
00:40:11Captain's Log, supplemental.
00:40:13Seven of Nine has recovered from her injuries
00:40:15and "Reg" has been deactivated.
00:40:18Until we finish analyzing his program,
00:40:20his motivations remain a mystery.
00:40:30Making first contact with a new life-form?
00:40:33"Mom's apple pie."
00:40:35Neelix thought a little home cooking might cheer me up.
00:40:38And...?
00:40:39I haven't worked up the courage to taste it yet.
00:40:42Have you figured out what went wrong with Reg?
00:40:44Well, Seven thinks our proximity to the fold degraded his matrix, but if you ask me, it was a recursive error in his logic subroutine.
00:40:51[sighs]
00:40:58Not bad... but it would have tasted better in San Francisco.
00:41:06If it'll make you feel any better,
00:41:08I'll let you in on a little secret.
00:41:11I was on the Bridge this morning when we received a hail from an Iconian scientist.
00:41:16He claims to have a transdimensional gateway that can take us anywhere in the galaxy.
00:41:23I'm not that gullible.
00:41:24It's true. I was there.
00:41:27The Captain doesn't want us to get our hopes up, but personally, I think we'll be home by the end of the week.
00:41:36Are you serious?
00:41:37[chuckles]
00:41:39You were right about him.
00:41:48Computer, install Barclay Security Protocol 21-Alpha.
00:41:54Installation complete.
00:41:57Identify yourself.
00:41:59C-computer, deactivate Barclay program.
00:42:03I'm sorry.
00:42:04I-- I've been programming him with new security precautions s-so he can't be stolen again.
00:42:10You seem to be off to a good start.
00:42:11I thought you'd, uh, be back at the beach.
00:42:14Will and I decided to spend the rest of our vacation in Tiburon.
00:42:17We were wondering if you're free for dinner tonight.
00:42:20Uh, I, oh...
00:42:22Oh, I, uh, I-I wouldn't want to be a "third nacelle."
00:42:25Not possible.
00:42:27Will's bringing a friend for you.
00:42:29Her name's Maril.
00:42:31You're going to adore her.
00:42:33I'd like to, but I-- I still have, uh... dozens of protocols to install.
00:42:39Maybe next time.
00:42:40Look, Reg, I know Leosa hurt you, but hiding inside a hologrid isn't the answer.
00:42:47You need to get out, meet new people.
00:42:50This Maril wouldn't happen to be a dabo girl by any chance?
00:42:55She's a teacher, actually-- a real one.
00:42:57- Are you sure? - Don't worry, Reg.
00:43:00We've taken security precautions.