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[Doctor] In the beginning, there is darkness,

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the emptiness of a matrix waiting for the light.

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Then, a single photon flares into existence.

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Then another.

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Soon, thousands more. Optronic pathways connect,

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subroutines emerge from the chaos,

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and a holographic consciousness is born.

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I awaken into this world fully programmed,

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yet completely innocent,

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unaware of the hardships I'll endure,

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or the great potential I will one day fulfill.

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Computer, save revisions and open Chapter One.

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Captain's Log, Stardate 54732.3.

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It's been three weeks since we received Starfleet's instructions

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in the last datastream,

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and we're finally ready to begin "Operation Watson."

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We're all holding our breath.

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-The deflector's in position. -Anything?

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I'm picking up a phased tachyon beam.

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[Seven] There's a triaxilating signal encoded in it.

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On screen.

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Voyager, this is Lieutenant Barclay at Starfleet Command.

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-Are you receiving this? -Can you clear it up?

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I'm on it.

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Captain Janeway, it's a pleasure to finally talk to you in person.

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The pleasure's mine, Admiral.

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How's the weather in San Francisco?

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Cold and rainy, as usual.

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It sounds delightful. Lieutenant Barclay, my congratulations on establishing the first transgalactic com-link.

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You've earned a place in the history books.

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I can't take all of the credit, Captain.

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It was Harry and Seven who suggested bouncing a tachyon beam

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off of the quantum singularity.

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Just be sure to thank us when you accept the Daystrom Prize.

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I wish we had more time for small talk,

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but the singularity only stays in alignment

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for 11 minutes a day.

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Eleven minutes are better than none, Admiral.

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We appreciate all your work, Reg.

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We're going to leave it up to you

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to determine how to allocate the com time.

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Admiral, um... there was something else.

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Oh, yes, uh, Mr. Barclay has arranged a small gift

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for you and your crew.

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This is a live image from McKinley Station.

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Uh, not too much cloud cover over North America today.

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Quite a view.

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Thank you, Reg.

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In my hat, I hold 146 sequentially numbered isolinear chips-- one for every member of the crew.

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Each chip entitles the bearer to three minutes of uninterrupted com time with his loved ones back in the Alpha Quadrant.

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Good luck.

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My mom's birthday is next week.

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This could be the best present I ever gave her.

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Who's everyone else calling?

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I'll be calling my sister.

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-What about you, Captain? -My mother, I hope.

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Doesn't anyone want to know who I'm calling?

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Wait, wait. Let me guess.

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Um... Reg Barclay or Dr. Zimmerman.

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What makes you so certain it's either of them?

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Ah, number six.

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The lowest one yet.

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You'll be talking to your family the day after tomorrow.

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One hundred and thirty.

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That's about a month and a half from now.

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So much for Mom's birthday.

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Apparently, the line forms here.

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-[Tuvok] Congratulations. -Doc, how about a trade?

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I'm willing to throw in some Holodeck time.

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Come on. It would mean a lot to my mother.

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I wish I could help, but I have a very important call to make.

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Here. Give your mom my best.

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Are you sure?

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I've waited this long. What's another six weeks?

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I can hear the critics already "A new voice has arrived."

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You could be the next K'Ratak, or a modern-day Tolstoy.

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I'd like to start distribution by the end of the month.

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Uh, the material I sent was only a working draft.

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I need time to make revisions.

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Well, if you insist, but please do it quickly.

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I will.

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So tell me... what did you think of the characters?

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Oh, they're very real-- compelling.

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I almost forgot they were holograms.

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Who was your favorite?

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Without a doubt, that would have to be Lieutenant...

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What happened?

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Your time has expired.

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You could've let the man finish his sentence.

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I believe your ego has received enough stroking for one day.

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[whistling upbeat melody]

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So, how's Reg?

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I'll have you know I was speaking with Ardon Broht of Broht & Forrester.

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The publishers of the Dixon Hill series?

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Mm-hmm. Who are now about to publish my work.

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It seems you're not the only one aboard with a flair for holographic narratives.

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[chuckles] Well, congratulations.

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Thank you.

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So, what's it about?

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The adventures of an intrepid doctor.

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Oh, sounds like fun.

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You know, I've never thought about trying to get my work published.

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Maybe I could talk to your people about Captain Proton.

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Broht & Forrester deals in... sophisticated literature.

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What are you saying, that I'm lowbrow?

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Not at all. I'd be delighted to talk to them.

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Ah. Thanks.

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So, when do I get to see this opus?

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Well, it's not ready yet.

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It was ready enough for Broht & Forrester.

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Maybe it could use a fresh pair of eyes.

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After all, you are a fellow author.

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I'll cover the rest of your shift.

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Oh, I almost forgot.

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What's it called?

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Photons Be Free.

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Catchy.

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[Doctor] I awaken into this world

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fully programmed, yet completely innocent,

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unaware of the hardships I'll endure,

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or the great potential I will one day fulfill.

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Ah... welcome.

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You've made an excellent choice.

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You're about to take part in a thrilling first-person narrative.

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You will take on the role of an Emergency Medical Hologram, the Chief Medical Officer aboard the Starship Vortex.

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Vortex?!

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As our story begins, an anomaly has hurled your ship thousands of light-years across the galaxy.

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Your mission?

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To uphold your medical and ethical standards as you struggle against the crew's bigotry and intolerance.

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Persons with vascular disorders should consult a physician before running this program.

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And now, a few acknowledgments.

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First, Dr. Lewis Zimmerman, the creator of my holo-matrix, whose foresight and dedication have made it possible for me...

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Computer, freeze program. How much longer is this introduction?

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-[computer] Nine minutes, four seconds. -[sighs]

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Skip to the first chapter.

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[Doctor] Chapter One "A Healer is Born,"

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in which our protagonist must make a difficult choice.

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[woman] Increase the resonance level, 20 percent.

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Are you the EMH?

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Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

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Our doctor's dead. We've got wounded.

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They're both badly hurt. Who should we treat first?

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Uh...

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Second degree plasma burns.

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He's got an aortic rupture.

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Get him to the Surgical Bay now.

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You! Over here.

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Whew.

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-Nice mustache. -What?

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Uh, nothing.

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He's got a mild concussion.

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I'm going to have to treat the others first.

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I need Lieutenant Marseilles on the Bridge.

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-You'll treat him now. -As I understand it, my job is to treat the critical patients first.

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So, if you'll excuse me...

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I don't know who you think you are, Hologram, but to me, you're just another piece of technology.

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Well, apparently, I'm a piece of technology that's in demand, so why don't you go back to the Bridge and let me do my job?

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What's going on here?

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Our medical hologram is refusing to treat Mr. Marseilles.

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-Are you malfunctioning? -I don't think so.

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I need my helmsman back at his station.

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Lieutenant Marseilles isn't seriously hurt.

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This man will be dead in five minutes if I don't operate.

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Drop the force field.

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That patient is dead.

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Now you're free to treat Lieutenant Marseilles.

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Then the Captain pulls out a phaser and shoots him, right there on the bio-bed.

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Captain Janeway murders a crewman?

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[Paris] No, Captain Jenkins.

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Everybody has a different name.

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You're Kymble, you're Torrey, and I am Lieutenant Marseilles.

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Oh, now, that's creative.

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What did you say to the Doctor?

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Well, he thinks he's written a masterpiece.

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I didn't know what to tell him.

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If this gets distributed, people are going to assume this is about us.

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What are our families going to think?

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This is a Starfleet ship. No one will believe we actually go around shooting injured crewmen.

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People may not take the program literally, but they might wonder if there's some truth to it.

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[sighs] I think we should talk to the Captain.

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Are you sure you're not taking this a little personally?

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What do you mean?

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Well, the Holodeck always has been your domain.

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[disbelieving laugh] You--you think I'm jealous?

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[chuckling]

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Okay, maybe I am overreacting.

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Why don't the rest of you try the program and decide for yourselves?

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[Doctor] Chapter Five

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"Out of the Frying Pan," in which our protagonist

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must confront abusive colleagues.

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I'm here for my physical.

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Why don't you have a seat over here?

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Doctor, you better get down to Engineering.

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What's wrong?

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A plasma conduit just exploded.

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At least ten people are hurt.

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Hey, genius.

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Forgetting something?

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Your mobile emitter?

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Oh, right.

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I don't see it.

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That's my mobile emitter?

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[grunts] This thing must weigh 50 kilos.

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You should be glad we let you out of your cage at all.

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Now, get going.

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[sighing]

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I'm impressed.

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-Really? -Absolutely.

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I haven't seen a dilithium matrix this far out of alignment since I served aboard a Ferengi garbage scow.

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I'll fix it myself.

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Excuse me.

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How many times have I told you?

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Engineering is off-limits to holograms.

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Maybe you should waive that restriction during emergencies.

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A plasma conduit exploded?

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Does it look like anyone here is covered with plasma burns?

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Lieutenant Par... uh, Marseilles told me there was an accident.

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Looks like your auditory subroutines are malfunctioning... again.

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I'm surprised a matrix as primitive as yours can function at all.

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Maybe you should be a little nicer to your shipmates.

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You never know when you might need their help.

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Get one thing straight. You're not one of my shipmates.

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You're a tool-- like this hyperspanner-- and tools can be replaced.

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So, why don't you go back to Sick Bay before I start doing a little reprogramming?

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[soft, passionate moaning]

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Computer, lights.

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[startled grunts]

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Didn't I tell you to go to Engineering?

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Oh, I get it.

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Interesting plot twist. You get me out of Sick Bay, so you're free to give my patient a tonsillectomy.

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If you even think about mentioning this to my wife,

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I will purge your memory buffer. Do we understand each other?

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I'm here for my physical?

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[Doctor] Chapter Six "Duel in the Ready Room,"

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in which our protagonist faces an inquisition.

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This time, you've gone too far.

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Captain, I'm not sure what you mean.

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An inventory of your holo-matrix.

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50 gigaquads of memory devoted to music,

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42 for "daydreams," another ten to expand your sexuality.

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I had no idea holograms could do that.

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These extracurricular subroutines don't belong as part of an Emergency Medical Hologram.

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Do you have anything to say for yourself?

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Uh, well, uh, of course I do.

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I don't think these subroutines are trivial, Captain.

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They help make me a better doctor

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-and a better person. -But you're not a person.

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You may be programmed to look and act human, but that doesn't make you one.

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These subroutines are going to be deleted immediately.

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Mr. Tulak.

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Take the EMH to the Holo-Lab for reprogramming.

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[Doctor] Chapter Seven "The Escape,"

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in which our protagonist is aided by his only ally.

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I'm not sure we should be doing this, Commander.

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Listen to him, he knows what he's talking about.

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Quiet! I'm not talking to you.

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If we start tinkering with his matrix, how do we know we won't accidentally delete some of his diagnostic subroutines?

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[chuckling]

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You afraid you'll catch something on your next away mission, Ensign?

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There must be millions of viruses in this Quadrant that no one's ever encountered before.

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With my luck, I'll probably end up catching half of them.

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Great, my character's a hypochondriac.

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I'll escort the prisoner from here.

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Our orders are to take him to the Holo-Lab.

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I've been ordered to perform the procedure.

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Your sympathies for the EMH are no secret, Three of Eight.

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Step aside.

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Run, Doctor!

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[grunting]

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[grunting]

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[Doctor] Chapter Eight "A Tragic End,"

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in which our protagonist learns his fate.

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[Jenkins] I've tried to do this the easy way, but it's clear you're not going to be reasonable.

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Your matrix will be decompiled and reinitialized.

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You'll remain off-line except for emergencies.

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Ready.

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Do it.

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[Three] Wait.

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He has the right to expand his program.

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He's a piece of technology.

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He has no rights.

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But he should.

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One day, the EMH and others like him will be recognized for what they are-- intelligent individuals with a passion for life.

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Make no mistake, Captain-- we may be thousands of light-years from home, but one day, people will learn of the crime you're committing here today.

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Nice speech.

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Now decompile the program.

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What you've experienced, dear protagonist, is a work of fiction.

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But like all fiction, it has elements of truth.

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I hope you now have a better understanding of the struggles holograms must endure in a world controlled... by organics.

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[computer] End of program.

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Janeway to the Doctor.

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Report to my ready room now.

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How many times do you want me to say it?

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My work is not about the Voyager crew.

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Come on. Ensign Kymble, Lieutenant Marseilles...

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The characters look almost exactly like us.

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I used your physical parameters as a starting point, but I assure you any further similarities are purely coincidental.

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You set your story on a starship lost in the Delta Quadrant.

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What would you have me write about?

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Palace intrigue on the Klingon Homeworld?

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I do what all good novelists do. I write what I know.

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So, it is about Voyager?

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No.

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The Vortex characters are larger than life.

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They're nothing like our crew. As far as I know, Captain, you haven't executed any of my patients.

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Doctor, you've written a very imaginative story, but it's conceivable that people will think it's based on fact.

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I don't see how.

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How many holograms carry mobile emitters?

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The emitter in my story is nothing like the real one.

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Yeah, what was the point of that?

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It was like carrying around a small shuttlecraft.

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It's a metaphor, a symbol of the burdens that I live with every day.

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Imagine having to take this everywhere you go.

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It would be a constant reminder that you're different from everyone else.

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I wanted the player to feel the weight of it... literally.

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Your emitter isn't a ball and chain. It liberates you.

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It doesn't always feel that way.

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If I didn't know better, I'd think this story was written by someone who feels oppressed.

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Is that how you see yourself, Doctor?

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Of course not.

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The real victims are my brothers in the Alpha Quadrant.

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Brothers?

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Hundreds of EMH Mark-1's, identical to me in every respect, except... they've been condemned to a menial existence-- scrubbing conduits, mining dilithium.

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There's a long history of writers drawing attention to the plight of the oppressed.

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The Vedek's Song, for example tells the story of the occupation of Bajor.

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I understand you have your reasons for writing this, but you should consider how it's going to make your friends feel.

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I'm sorry my work offends you, but if the price of expressing myself is having to suffer the scorn of a few colleagues... so be it.

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[door opens, closes]

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You're very popular with my eighth graders.

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It's all they ever talk about. Voyager this, Voyager that.

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Your mother has a small favor to ask of you.

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[Kim] Name it.

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I was hoping you could record a short presentation

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about what it's like to command a starship.

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But... I don't command a starship.

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In your letters, you said the Captain puts you in charge sometimes.

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[chuckles]

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What I said was I'm in command of the night shift... twice a week.

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She must think very highly of you to give you so much responsibility.

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So, when is she giving you a promotion?

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[Kim] Uh...

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[clears throat] It's a small ship.

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There are only so many command positions available.

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This Captain Janeway sounds like a lovely woman.

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-Maybe I should write her. -Mom!

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She needs to know how hard you work.

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Please, don't get involved.

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[staticky] Harry, I can't hear you.

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[Seven] A solar flare is scattering the beam.

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[Mrs. Kim] Tell Captain Janeway to expect a letter from me.

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Mom, don't send anything to the Captain. Do you hear me?

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-Try boosting the deflector output. -It's already at maximum.

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[staticky, garbled audio]

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Argh! I don't believe this! I had a minute and a half left.

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You'll have another opportunity to speak with them in approximately two months.

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You just don't get it, do you?

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No.

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Maybe if you had family you were close to, you'd feel a little differently.

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Chief Medical Officer's Personal Log, Stardate 54740.8.

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Although the decision has made me unpopular with the crew,

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I've decided not to compromise my work.

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I'm making some final revisions to the program

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before transmitting it.

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Computer, run EMH program Photons Be Free.

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Welcome. You've made an excellent choice.

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You're obviously a person with impeccable taste.

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-Computer, freeze program. -[computer] Unable to comply.

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You are about to embark on a remarkable journey.

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You will take on the role of a Medical Assistant aboard the Starship Voyeur.

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Voyeur?

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Your job will be to assist the Chief Medical Officer and learn to tolerate his overbearing behavior and obnoxious bedside manner.

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Remember, patience is a virtue.

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[Paris] Chapter One

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"It's the Doctor's World, You're Just Living In It."

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When I tell you your shift begins at 0800, that doesn't mean you can stroll in here at 0800 and 24 seconds.

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Do you understand me, Ensign?!

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This is outrageous!

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What's outrageous is that I'm going to miss my tee time.

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Now, come along.

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Aw...

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What seems to be the trouble, One of Three?

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I'm Two of Three.

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[snide chuckle] Sorry.

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They're triplets, you know?

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It hurts when I do this.

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Well, then, don't do it. [laughing]

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-Ow! -Ah, don't be a baby.

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[sighs]

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[weary sigh]

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Eh, your biradial clamp's out of alignment.

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I got just the thing.

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[quietly] It's a Klingon aphrodisiac-- my own special blend.

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-You'll be feeling better... -Mmm. in no time at all.

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[sultry chuckle]

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[both chuckling]

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Lieutenant! I want you to know

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I'm making a full report to the Captain.

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This isn't about that dermal regenerator I misplaced, is it?

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You know very well what this is about.

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You accessed my holonovel without permission and replaced it with your own hackneyed narrative.

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Hey, I'm just writing what I know.

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You destroyed a work of art that took months to create.

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Relax, Doc.

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I saved your program in a backup file, but I was just trying to make a point.

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Well, you made it with a typical lack of subtlety.

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Oh, you're one to talk!

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Your program's about as subtle as a Ferengi mating dance.

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My program is a serious attempt at social commentary.

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Yours is an insulting farce! You...

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[quietly] ...had me drugging a patient and taking advantage of her.

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Don't be ridiculous. That character is not you.

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For one thing, he has much more hair.

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But what if some people ran that program and thought that it was based on you? That would bother you, wouldn't it?

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-I don't care what people think. -That's all you care about!

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You want everyone back home to think of you as a brilliant author.

00:25:08

I'm not doing this for my ego, and if you could look past yours, maybe you'd see that!

00:25:14

[door opens, closes]

00:25:16

Listen... I don't care if the whole Alpha Quadrant mistakes me for Lieutenant Marseilles.

00:25:23

What bothers me is that you think that's what I'm like.

00:25:27

Obviously, you're nothing like Marseilles.

00:25:28

-He's self-indulgent, immature. -And how would you describe me?

00:25:34

Well, you're a married man with a child on the way.

00:25:38

A lot of responsibilities.

00:25:40

I'm surprised you noticed.

00:25:44

You know, I thought I'd begun to earn your respect.

00:25:47

Maybe I was wrong.

00:25:51

Your program is under file Theta-15.

00:25:53

Do whatever you want with it.

00:26:05

Doctor, I need your help.

00:26:07

Unless you're suffering acute symptoms, go away.

00:26:10

Um, I was wondering if you could take a quick look at this.

00:26:15

Cooking with Neelix:

00:26:17

A Culinary Tour of the Delta Quadrant.

00:26:19

It's a holo-cookbook proposal.

00:26:21

I was hoping to transmit it to your publisher during my com-link this afternoon-- with your approval, of course.

00:26:27

If you're looking for writing tips, there are plenty of people on this ship eager to offer them.

00:26:33

I don't know what anyone else may have told you, but I loved your holonovel.

00:26:37

-You did? -Absolutely.

00:26:39

It was a rousing adventure, with an important message, too.

00:26:42

Exactly.

00:26:44

This is my first chance to be appreciated, not just as a physician, but as an artist.

00:26:48

I thought the crew would be happy for me.

00:26:50

You're going to reach a wide audience.

00:26:52

What do you care about the opinions of a few disgruntled shipmates?

00:26:55

They're my friends.

00:26:57

I don't want to hurt them.

00:26:59

There's an old Talaxian expression:

00:27:03

"When the road before you splits in two, take the third path."

00:27:10

Meaning?

00:27:12

You could make some adjustments to the program, so it won't be so obvious it's based on Voyager.

00:27:20

I suppose I could change the setting, alter the characters' physical parameters.

00:27:24

You wouldn't have to change your theme.

00:27:27

No.

00:27:29

But a rewrite could take weeks.

00:27:31

My publisher is expecting a final draft tomorrow.

00:27:34

Maybe you should give him a call.

00:27:42

Revisions?

00:27:43

I need to rework the characters.

00:27:45

Why? They're so believable.

00:27:48

[anxious laugh]

00:27:49

A little too believable, apparently.

00:27:51

Doctor, I-I really don't think this is necessary.

00:27:54

I'm afraid I have to insist.

00:27:57

My friends' reputations are at stake.

00:27:59

[sighs]

00:28:01

My publisher assures me he won't distribute the program until he receives the revised version.

00:28:06

That must be the one where we assimilate the Borg and take over the Quadrant.

00:28:12

We're all grateful that you're taking our feelings into account.

00:28:15

So, how long do you expect the revisions will take?

00:28:17

Art can't be rushed.

00:28:19

Take your time, Doctor.

00:28:25

-Lieutenant. -Hmm?

00:28:27

I'm sorry.

00:28:28

Oh. Forget about it.

00:28:30

I could use your help with the rewrites.

00:28:32

Really?

00:28:33

Well, you realize, as a writer, I'm a little unsophisticated.

00:28:37

No, I believe the phrase you're looking for is lowbrow.

00:28:45

Hey.

00:28:47

What's that?

00:28:49

It's from my father.

00:28:52

He wants to talk.

00:28:54

What are you gonna do?

00:28:57

Well, I've already arranged to talk with my cousin.

00:28:59

Well, I'm sure she wouldn't mind waiting a few weeks.

00:29:03

I wouldn't know what to say to him.

00:29:05

Then let him do the talking.

00:29:11

Look at you.

00:29:12

You must be, what, 20 weeks along?

00:29:15

23, actually.

00:29:18

Have you decided on a name?

00:29:19

Not yet.

00:29:22

We were thinking about Miral.

00:29:26

Your mother would've liked that.

00:29:28

You know, I had some business on Kessik IV a few months ago.

00:29:32

You wouldn't believe what our old house looks like.

00:29:35

Lieutenant... 30 seconds.

00:29:39

We have less than a minute.

00:29:41

Is there a reason you wanted to talk?

00:29:45

I know I can't make up for 20 years in one conversation.

00:29:50

The truth is...

00:29:53

when your ship disappeared,

00:29:55

I thought I'd lost you.

00:29:57

I don't expect you to forgive me,

00:29:59

but maybe we could try to get to know each other again.

00:30:03

[alarm chiming]

00:30:07

I'll write you.

00:30:19

[doors open, close]

00:30:31

I'm sorry to disturb you, Admiral.

00:30:34

Uh, yes, Mr. Barclay. What can I do for you?

00:30:35

I thought you'd want to see this, sir.

00:30:38

Well, what is it?

00:30:40

It's, um, a holonovel that's becoming quite popular.

00:30:44

Well, I appreciate the gesture, Lieutenant, but I don't share your affinity for holographic diversions.

00:30:49

You don't understand, sir.

00:30:50

This program... it's about Voyager, and it doesn't portray the crew in a very flattering light.

00:30:58

Hmm.

00:30:59

[Janeway] On screen.

00:31:01

[Admiral] Captain.

00:31:02

Seven told me your message was urgent.

00:31:05

I had the dubious privilege of playing a new holonovel,

00:31:08

apparently written by your EMH.

00:31:10

I'm surprised that you would allow the Doctor

00:31:13

to discredit your crew like this.

00:31:14

He's still making revisions.

00:31:17

The program shouldn't have been distributed yet.

00:31:19

Well, it has been.

00:31:21

Mr. Barclay tells me it's already being played

00:31:23

in thousands of holosuites.

00:31:31

You assured me you were going to wait for my revisions.

00:31:34

I demand that you recall every copy and issue a public apology to Captain Janeway and her crew.

00:31:39

I won't do anything of the sort.

00:31:42

I don't see that you have a choice, Mr. Broht.

00:31:44

Authors have rights.

00:31:46

Not in this case.

00:31:48

What do you mean?

00:31:49

The Doctor is a hologram.

00:31:52

So?

00:31:53

According to Federation law, holograms have no rights.

00:32:07

Under a strict interpretation of Federation law,

00:32:09

Mr. Broht is correct. The Doctor has no legal rights.

00:32:13

Because I'm a hologram.

00:32:14

Yes.

00:32:16

There is another option.

00:32:18

We may be able to claim that the holonovel reveals classified information.

00:32:22

Starfleet could then request that it be recalled for security purposes.

00:32:26

Oh, great idea, a cover-up, and then everyone will be convinced that it's a true story.

00:32:30

Could we claim defamation?

00:32:32

Well, we'd have to prove that the story's about us and that we've been harmed by it.

00:32:36

We might win on those grounds, but what about the Doctor?

00:32:40

What about me, Captain?

00:32:42

It's the crew's reputations that are at risk.

00:32:45

I'm not so sure.

00:32:47

I think it's your reputation that's on the line here.

00:32:50

You have the same rights as every other member of this crew, and I'm not going to let this publisher say otherwise.

00:33:01

Captain's Log, Stardate 54748.6.

00:33:05

A Federation Arbitrator has been assigned to determine

00:33:08

whether the Doctor has the right to control his artistic creation.

00:33:11

Because of our limited com time with Earth,

00:33:14

the argument should take about three days.

00:33:17

You claim the Doctor doesn't have the legal right

00:33:19

to control this holoprogram.

00:33:21

Yet you're promoting the fact that Voyager's EMH wrote it.

00:33:24

Our most successful children's title is a program "written by" Toby the Targ.

00:33:30

Fortunately, Toby hasn't tried to stop me from distributing any of his work.

00:33:35

But you don't deny that the Doctor is the creator of this holonovel?

00:33:38

No, but, uh, a replicator created this cup of coffee.

00:33:43

Should that replicator be able to determine whether or not I can drink it?

00:33:47

-I object! -Doctor...

00:33:49

An intriguing analogy, Mr. Broht, but I have never encountered a replicator that could compose music, or paint landscapes, or perform microsurgery. Have you?

00:34:01

Would you say that you have a reputation for publishing respected, original works of literature?

00:34:07

I'd like to think so.

00:34:08

And is the Doctor's holonovel such a work?

00:34:11

Actually, some aspects of it are quite derivative.

00:34:15

[Tuvok] Has there even been another work written about a hologram's struggle for equality?

00:34:19

Uh, not that I know of, but, uh...

00:34:22

Then, in that respect, it is original?

00:34:26

I suppose so.

00:34:28

Your Honor, Section Seven Gamma of the Twelfth Guarantee defines an artist as a "person who creates an original artistic work."

00:34:36

Mr. Broht admits that the Doctor created this program and that it is original. I therefore submit that the Doctor should be entitled to all rights and privileges accorded an artist under the law.

00:34:51

[sighs] You've made a persuasive argument, Commander,

00:34:54

but there's a flaw in your logic.

00:34:56

As you point out, the law says

00:34:59

that the creator of an artistic work must be a "person."

00:35:02

Your EMH doesn't meet that criteria.

00:35:05

[static grows louder]

00:35:06

[Barclay] Sir, we're losing the link.

00:35:09

This hearing is in recess until tomorrow.

00:35:16

We're not doing well.

00:35:18

Is that your considered legal opinion?

00:35:21

I'm sorry.

00:35:23

It's just frustrating to be told I have no more legal standing than a replicator.

00:35:28

[Tuvok] If the Doctor doesn't have the right to control his own work, then it stands to reason he never had the right to enter into an agreement with Mr. Broht.

00:35:35

We could argue that the original contract is invalid.

00:35:38

In other words, you want to concede that the Doctor isn't a person.

00:35:43

What we need to do... is prove that he is just as much a person as any of us.

00:35:50

How do we do that?

00:35:52

By telling your real life story.

00:35:57

Because I was having difficulty interacting with the crew,

00:36:00

the Doctor gave me social lessons.

00:36:02

First, he taught me how to make conversation.

00:36:05

Later, how to dance.

00:36:07

Eventually, he showed me how to express romantic interest.

00:36:12

Without his guidance, I wouldn't be the person I am today.

00:36:15

He decided it wasn't enough to be just a doctor.

00:36:19

So he added command subroutines to his matrix, and now, in an emergency, he's as capable as any Bridge officer.

00:36:25

That only proves the Doctor's program can be modified.

00:36:29

Your Honor, I think it shows he has a desire

00:36:31

to become more than he is, just like any other person.

00:36:35

He traveled halfway across the galaxy to care for Lewis Zimmerman, the man who created his program.

00:36:41

It was like a son who wanted to show his father what he'd become, so the old man would be proud of him, and if you ask me... he was.

00:36:51

I'd made myself clear,

00:36:53

but the Doctor disobeyed my direct orders.

00:36:56

In the process, he endangered the ship and crew.

00:37:00

That's hardly commendable behavior.

00:37:02

No, it wasn't, but it was human.

00:37:06

Starfleet had programmed him to follow orders.

00:37:10

The fact that he was capable of doing otherwise proves that he can think for himself.

00:37:17

[Janeway] Your Honor, centuries ago, in most places on Earth, only landowners of a particular gender and race had any rights at all.

00:37:27

Over time, those rights were extended to all humans, and later, as we explored the galaxy, to thousands of other sentient species.

00:37:38

Our definition of what constitutes a person has continued to evolve.

00:37:43

Now, we're asking that you expand that definition once more... to include our Doctor.

00:37:49

When I met him seven years ago, I would never have believed that an EMH could become a valued member of my crew... and my friend.

00:38:00

The Doctor is a person as real as any flesh and blood I have ever known.

00:38:06

If you believe the testimony you've heard here, it's only fair to conclude that he has the same rights as any of us.

00:38:20

You'll have my decision in two days.

00:38:23

This hearing is in recess.

00:38:36

When you sing Happy Birthday to your mother,

00:38:38

-try to stay in tune. -What's this?

00:38:41

An isolinear chip entitling the bearer to three minutes of com time tomorrow.

00:38:45

You made it clear how important it was to finish your conversation.

00:38:49

I overreacted.

00:38:52

I understand why you did.

00:38:55

I've been observing the crew interacting with their families over the past few days.

00:38:59

It's become clear to me how meaningful that communication can be.

00:39:06

Thanks, but I can't accept this.

00:39:09

Why not?

00:39:11

You should contact your own family.

00:39:13

My parents were assimilated.

00:39:15

Well, there must be someone.

00:39:17

A distant relative?

00:39:20

My father has a sister on Earth... Irene Hansen.

00:39:24

I'm sure she'd be thrilled to hear from you.

00:39:32

You can imagine my reaction

00:39:34

when Starfleet told me to expect your call.

00:39:37

I experienced some apprehension myself.

00:39:40

You seem like a lovely young woman.

00:39:44

But you were the most stubborn six-year-old I've ever met.

00:39:49

Your parents left you with me for a weekend,

00:39:51

and you were so angry, you locked yourself in my guest room

00:39:55

and refused to come out.

00:39:58

That must have been... inconvenient for you.

00:40:01

Oh, I coaxed you out eventually...

00:40:04

with a strawberry tart.

00:40:06

I'm very fond of strawberries.

00:40:08

I didn't realize I'd eaten them as a child.

00:40:10

You couldn't get enough of them. [laughs]

00:40:13

Of course, you didn't hesitate to point out

00:40:15

if they weren't perfectly ripe.

00:40:19

I'm sorry if I insulted you.

00:40:21

Perhaps I shouldn't have called.

00:40:24

No, I'm very glad you did.

00:40:27

It's wonderful to see you again, Annika.

00:40:38

We're exploring new territory today, so it is fitting that this hearing is being held at Pathfinder.

00:40:44

The Doctor exhibits many of the traits we associate with a person-- intelligence, creativity, ambition, even fallibility.

00:40:52

But are these traits real, or is the Doctor merely programmed to simulate them?

00:40:59

To be honest, I don't know.

00:41:02

Eventually, we will have to decide, because the issue of holographic rights isn't going to go away.

00:41:09

But at this time, I am not prepared to rule that the Doctor is a person under the law.

00:41:14

However, it is obvious he is no ordinary hologram, and while I can't say with certainty that he is a person,

00:41:21

I am willing to extend the legal definition of artist to include the Doctor. I therefore rule that he has the right to control his work, and I'm ordering all copies of his holonovel to be recalled immediately.

00:41:32

-Your Honor... -This hearing is adjourned.

00:41:34

-Congratulations, Doctor. -Thank you, Reg.

00:41:37

We'll be in touch, Captain.

00:41:41

You don't look like someone who's just struck the first blow for the rights of holograms.

00:41:45

I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but it feels like a hollow victory-- pardon the pun.

00:41:51

The program's already been played by thousands of people.

00:41:54

-The damage is done. -We'll survive.

00:41:56

If I'm not mistaken, don't you have a holonovel to revise?

00:42:00

Do you think I'll be able to find another publisher?

00:42:03

If there's one thing I've learned about you, Doctor, it's that you can do just about anything you set your mind to.

00:42:18

Time for your diagnostic. Report to the Holo-Lab.

00:42:22

I know the routine.

00:42:23

And... while you're there, do yourself a favor.

00:42:29

Ask the operator to run program 47-Beta.

00:42:33

Why? What is it?

00:42:35

It's called Photons Be Free. It's quite provocative.

00:42:49

[Hammer clinking]