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00:00:02[Doctor] In the beginning, there is darkness,
00:00:04the emptiness of a matrix waiting for the light.
00:00:07Then, a single photon flares into existence.
00:00:11Then another.
00:00:13Soon, thousands more. Optronic pathways connect,
00:00:16subroutines emerge from the chaos,
00:00:19and a holographic consciousness is born.
00:00:25I awaken into this world fully programmed,
00:00:27yet completely innocent,
00:00:29unaware of the hardships I'll endure,
00:00:31or the great potential I will one day fulfill.
00:00:38Computer, save revisions and open Chapter One.
00:02:31Captain's Log, Stardate 54732.3.
00:02:35It's been three weeks since we received Starfleet's instructions
00:02:38in the last datastream,
00:02:39and we're finally ready to begin "Operation Watson."
00:02:41We're all holding our breath.
00:02:43-The deflector's in position. -Anything?
00:02:46I'm picking up a phased tachyon beam.
00:02:48[Seven] There's a triaxilating signal encoded in it.
00:02:50On screen.
00:02:52Voyager, this is Lieutenant Barclay at Starfleet Command.
00:02:55-Are you receiving this? -Can you clear it up?
00:02:57I'm on it.
00:03:00Captain Janeway, it's a pleasure to finally talk to you in person.
00:03:03The pleasure's mine, Admiral.
00:03:06How's the weather in San Francisco?
00:03:08Cold and rainy, as usual.
00:03:10It sounds delightful. Lieutenant Barclay, my congratulations on establishing the first transgalactic com-link.
00:03:17You've earned a place in the history books.
00:03:19I can't take all of the credit, Captain.
00:03:21It was Harry and Seven who suggested bouncing a tachyon beam
00:03:24off of the quantum singularity.
00:03:26Just be sure to thank us when you accept the Daystrom Prize.
00:03:28I wish we had more time for small talk,
00:03:31but the singularity only stays in alignment
00:03:33for 11 minutes a day.
00:03:35Eleven minutes are better than none, Admiral.
00:03:38We appreciate all your work, Reg.
00:03:40We're going to leave it up to you
00:03:41to determine how to allocate the com time.
00:03:43Admiral, um... there was something else.
00:03:47Oh, yes, uh, Mr. Barclay has arranged a small gift
00:03:50for you and your crew.
00:03:54This is a live image from McKinley Station.
00:03:57Uh, not too much cloud cover over North America today.
00:04:04Quite a view.
00:04:05Thank you, Reg.
00:04:07In my hat, I hold 146 sequentially numbered isolinear chips-- one for every member of the crew.
00:04:17Each chip entitles the bearer to three minutes of uninterrupted com time with his loved ones back in the Alpha Quadrant.
00:04:26Good luck.
00:04:28My mom's birthday is next week.
00:04:30This could be the best present I ever gave her.
00:04:32Who's everyone else calling?
00:04:33I'll be calling my sister.
00:04:34-What about you, Captain? -My mother, I hope.
00:04:37Doesn't anyone want to know who I'm calling?
00:04:38Wait, wait. Let me guess.
00:04:40Um... Reg Barclay or Dr. Zimmerman.
00:04:43What makes you so certain it's either of them?
00:04:45Ah, number six.
00:04:46The lowest one yet.
00:04:47You'll be talking to your family the day after tomorrow.
00:04:50One hundred and thirty.
00:04:52That's about a month and a half from now.
00:04:54So much for Mom's birthday.
00:04:56Apparently, the line forms here.
00:04:59-[Tuvok] Congratulations. -Doc, how about a trade?
00:05:02I'm willing to throw in some Holodeck time.
00:05:04Come on. It would mean a lot to my mother.
00:05:07I wish I could help, but I have a very important call to make.
00:05:11Here. Give your mom my best.
00:05:13Are you sure?
00:05:15I've waited this long. What's another six weeks?
00:05:20I can hear the critics already "A new voice has arrived."
00:05:24You could be the next K'Ratak, or a modern-day Tolstoy.
00:05:29I'd like to start distribution by the end of the month.
00:05:32Uh, the material I sent was only a working draft.
00:05:36I need time to make revisions.
00:05:37Well, if you insist, but please do it quickly.
00:05:40I will.
00:05:43So tell me... what did you think of the characters?
00:05:46Oh, they're very real-- compelling.
00:05:49I almost forgot they were holograms.
00:05:51Who was your favorite?
00:05:53Without a doubt, that would have to be Lieutenant...
00:05:55What happened?
00:05:57Your time has expired.
00:05:59You could've let the man finish his sentence.
00:06:02I believe your ego has received enough stroking for one day.
00:06:07[whistling upbeat melody]
00:06:09So, how's Reg?
00:06:11I'll have you know I was speaking with Ardon Broht of Broht & Forrester.
00:06:17The publishers of the Dixon Hill series?
00:06:19Mm-hmm. Who are now about to publish my work.
00:06:22It seems you're not the only one aboard with a flair for holographic narratives.
00:06:26[chuckles] Well, congratulations.
00:06:28Thank you.
00:06:29So, what's it about?
00:06:33The adventures of an intrepid doctor.
00:06:36Oh, sounds like fun.
00:06:38You know, I've never thought about trying to get my work published.
00:06:42Maybe I could talk to your people about Captain Proton.
00:06:45Broht & Forrester deals in... sophisticated literature.
00:06:48What are you saying, that I'm lowbrow?
00:06:50Not at all. I'd be delighted to talk to them.
00:06:53Ah. Thanks.
00:06:56So, when do I get to see this opus?
00:06:59Well, it's not ready yet.
00:07:02It was ready enough for Broht & Forrester.
00:07:05Maybe it could use a fresh pair of eyes.
00:07:08After all, you are a fellow author.
00:07:10I'll cover the rest of your shift.
00:07:15Oh, I almost forgot.
00:07:17What's it called?
00:07:18Photons Be Free.
00:07:22Catchy.
00:07:25[Doctor] I awaken into this world
00:07:27fully programmed, yet completely innocent,
00:07:30unaware of the hardships I'll endure,
00:07:33or the great potential I will one day fulfill.
00:07:39Ah... welcome.
00:07:41You've made an excellent choice.
00:07:43You're about to take part in a thrilling first-person narrative.
00:07:47You will take on the role of an Emergency Medical Hologram, the Chief Medical Officer aboard the Starship Vortex.
00:07:53Vortex?!
00:07:55As our story begins, an anomaly has hurled your ship thousands of light-years across the galaxy.
00:08:00Your mission?
00:08:02To uphold your medical and ethical standards as you struggle against the crew's bigotry and intolerance.
00:08:08Persons with vascular disorders should consult a physician before running this program.
00:08:12And now, a few acknowledgments.
00:08:14First, Dr. Lewis Zimmerman, the creator of my holo-matrix, whose foresight and dedication have made it possible for me...
00:08:21Computer, freeze program. How much longer is this introduction?
00:08:24-[computer] Nine minutes, four seconds. -[sighs]
00:08:27Skip to the first chapter.
00:08:29[Doctor] Chapter One "A Healer is Born,"
00:08:32in which our protagonist must make a difficult choice.
00:08:37[woman] Increase the resonance level, 20 percent.
00:08:40Are you the EMH?
00:08:41Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
00:08:42Our doctor's dead. We've got wounded.
00:08:44They're both badly hurt. Who should we treat first?
00:08:47Uh...
00:08:50Second degree plasma burns.
00:08:54He's got an aortic rupture.
00:08:56Get him to the Surgical Bay now.
00:09:00You! Over here.
00:09:05Whew.
00:09:12-Nice mustache. -What?
00:09:15Uh, nothing.
00:09:19He's got a mild concussion.
00:09:21I'm going to have to treat the others first.
00:09:24I need Lieutenant Marseilles on the Bridge.
00:09:26-You'll treat him now. -As I understand it, my job is to treat the critical patients first.
00:09:30So, if you'll excuse me...
00:09:34I don't know who you think you are, Hologram, but to me, you're just another piece of technology.
00:09:38Well, apparently, I'm a piece of technology that's in demand, so why don't you go back to the Bridge and let me do my job?
00:09:45What's going on here?
00:09:47Our medical hologram is refusing to treat Mr. Marseilles.
00:09:51-Are you malfunctioning? -I don't think so.
00:09:55I need my helmsman back at his station.
00:09:57Lieutenant Marseilles isn't seriously hurt.
00:09:59This man will be dead in five minutes if I don't operate.
00:10:03Drop the force field.
00:10:17That patient is dead.
00:10:19Now you're free to treat Lieutenant Marseilles.
00:10:28Then the Captain pulls out a phaser and shoots him, right there on the bio-bed.
00:10:34Captain Janeway murders a crewman?
00:10:36[Paris] No, Captain Jenkins.
00:10:38Everybody has a different name.
00:10:39You're Kymble, you're Torrey, and I am Lieutenant Marseilles.
00:10:44Oh, now, that's creative.
00:10:46What did you say to the Doctor?
00:10:47Well, he thinks he's written a masterpiece.
00:10:49I didn't know what to tell him.
00:10:50If this gets distributed, people are going to assume this is about us.
00:10:54What are our families going to think?
00:10:56This is a Starfleet ship. No one will believe we actually go around shooting injured crewmen.
00:11:01People may not take the program literally, but they might wonder if there's some truth to it.
00:11:07[sighs] I think we should talk to the Captain.
00:11:11Are you sure you're not taking this a little personally?
00:11:14What do you mean?
00:11:15Well, the Holodeck always has been your domain.
00:11:19[disbelieving laugh] You--you think I'm jealous?
00:11:22[chuckling]
00:11:23Okay, maybe I am overreacting.
00:11:26Why don't the rest of you try the program and decide for yourselves?
00:11:33[Doctor] Chapter Five
00:11:34"Out of the Frying Pan," in which our protagonist
00:11:36must confront abusive colleagues.
00:11:39I'm here for my physical.
00:11:41Why don't you have a seat over here?
00:11:45Doctor, you better get down to Engineering.
00:11:49What's wrong?
00:11:50A plasma conduit just exploded.
00:11:53At least ten people are hurt.
00:11:59Hey, genius.
00:12:01Forgetting something?
00:12:03Your mobile emitter?
00:12:06Oh, right.
00:12:09I don't see it.
00:12:14That's my mobile emitter?
00:12:22[grunts] This thing must weigh 50 kilos.
00:12:25You should be glad we let you out of your cage at all.
00:12:27Now, get going.
00:12:29[sighing]
00:12:36I'm impressed.
00:12:38-Really? -Absolutely.
00:12:40I haven't seen a dilithium matrix this far out of alignment since I served aboard a Ferengi garbage scow.
00:12:46I'll fix it myself.
00:12:49Excuse me.
00:12:50How many times have I told you?
00:12:52Engineering is off-limits to holograms.
00:12:56Maybe you should waive that restriction during emergencies.
00:13:00A plasma conduit exploded?
00:13:03Does it look like anyone here is covered with plasma burns?
00:13:06Lieutenant Par... uh, Marseilles told me there was an accident.
00:13:10Looks like your auditory subroutines are malfunctioning... again.
00:13:13I'm surprised a matrix as primitive as yours can function at all.
00:13:17Maybe you should be a little nicer to your shipmates.
00:13:20You never know when you might need their help.
00:13:22Get one thing straight. You're not one of my shipmates.
00:13:24You're a tool-- like this hyperspanner-- and tools can be replaced.
00:13:28So, why don't you go back to Sick Bay before I start doing a little reprogramming?
00:13:37[soft, passionate moaning]
00:13:39Computer, lights.
00:13:41[startled grunts]
00:13:44Didn't I tell you to go to Engineering?
00:13:46Oh, I get it.
00:13:49Interesting plot twist. You get me out of Sick Bay, so you're free to give my patient a tonsillectomy.
00:13:54If you even think about mentioning this to my wife,
00:13:57I will purge your memory buffer. Do we understand each other?
00:14:02I'm here for my physical?
00:14:07[Doctor] Chapter Six "Duel in the Ready Room,"
00:14:10in which our protagonist faces an inquisition.
00:14:13This time, you've gone too far.
00:14:16Captain, I'm not sure what you mean.
00:14:21An inventory of your holo-matrix.
00:14:2550 gigaquads of memory devoted to music,
00:14:2942 for "daydreams," another ten to expand your sexuality.
00:14:36I had no idea holograms could do that.
00:14:39These extracurricular subroutines don't belong as part of an Emergency Medical Hologram.
00:14:46Do you have anything to say for yourself?
00:14:48Uh, well, uh, of course I do.
00:14:52I don't think these subroutines are trivial, Captain.
00:14:55They help make me a better doctor
00:14:58-and a better person. -But you're not a person.
00:15:00You may be programmed to look and act human, but that doesn't make you one.
00:15:05These subroutines are going to be deleted immediately.
00:15:08Mr. Tulak.
00:15:13Take the EMH to the Holo-Lab for reprogramming.
00:15:23[Doctor] Chapter Seven "The Escape,"
00:15:25in which our protagonist is aided by his only ally.
00:15:28I'm not sure we should be doing this, Commander.
00:15:31Listen to him, he knows what he's talking about.
00:15:32Quiet! I'm not talking to you.
00:15:35If we start tinkering with his matrix, how do we know we won't accidentally delete some of his diagnostic subroutines?
00:15:41[chuckling]
00:15:42You afraid you'll catch something on your next away mission, Ensign?
00:15:45There must be millions of viruses in this Quadrant that no one's ever encountered before.
00:15:50With my luck, I'll probably end up catching half of them.
00:15:53Great, my character's a hypochondriac.
00:15:55I'll escort the prisoner from here.
00:15:58Our orders are to take him to the Holo-Lab.
00:16:00I've been ordered to perform the procedure.
00:16:03Your sympathies for the EMH are no secret, Three of Eight.
00:16:10Step aside.
00:16:27Run, Doctor!
00:16:32[grunting]
00:16:36[grunting]
00:16:38[Doctor] Chapter Eight "A Tragic End,"
00:16:41in which our protagonist learns his fate.
00:16:43[Jenkins] I've tried to do this the easy way, but it's clear you're not going to be reasonable.
00:16:48Your matrix will be decompiled and reinitialized.
00:16:50You'll remain off-line except for emergencies.
00:16:53Ready.
00:16:55Do it.
00:16:56[Three] Wait.
00:17:00He has the right to expand his program.
00:17:02He's a piece of technology.
00:17:05He has no rights.
00:17:06But he should.
00:17:08One day, the EMH and others like him will be recognized for what they are-- intelligent individuals with a passion for life.
00:17:16Make no mistake, Captain-- we may be thousands of light-years from home, but one day, people will learn of the crime you're committing here today.
00:17:25Nice speech.
00:17:28Now decompile the program.
00:17:38What you've experienced, dear protagonist, is a work of fiction.
00:17:43But like all fiction, it has elements of truth.
00:17:47I hope you now have a better understanding of the struggles holograms must endure in a world controlled... by organics.
00:17:57[computer] End of program.
00:18:02Janeway to the Doctor.
00:18:04Report to my ready room now.
00:18:10How many times do you want me to say it?
00:18:13My work is not about the Voyager crew.
00:18:15Come on. Ensign Kymble, Lieutenant Marseilles...
00:18:18The characters look almost exactly like us.
00:18:21I used your physical parameters as a starting point, but I assure you any further similarities are purely coincidental.
00:18:27You set your story on a starship lost in the Delta Quadrant.
00:18:31What would you have me write about?
00:18:33Palace intrigue on the Klingon Homeworld?
00:18:35I do what all good novelists do. I write what I know.
00:18:39So, it is about Voyager?
00:18:41No.
00:18:42The Vortex characters are larger than life.
00:18:44They're nothing like our crew. As far as I know, Captain, you haven't executed any of my patients.
00:18:50Doctor, you've written a very imaginative story, but it's conceivable that people will think it's based on fact.
00:18:57I don't see how.
00:18:59How many holograms carry mobile emitters?
00:19:01The emitter in my story is nothing like the real one.
00:19:04Yeah, what was the point of that?
00:19:06It was like carrying around a small shuttlecraft.
00:19:08It's a metaphor, a symbol of the burdens that I live with every day.
00:19:12Imagine having to take this everywhere you go.
00:19:15It would be a constant reminder that you're different from everyone else.
00:19:18I wanted the player to feel the weight of it... literally.
00:19:23Your emitter isn't a ball and chain. It liberates you.
00:19:26It doesn't always feel that way.
00:19:30If I didn't know better, I'd think this story was written by someone who feels oppressed.
00:19:34Is that how you see yourself, Doctor?
00:19:36Of course not.
00:19:38The real victims are my brothers in the Alpha Quadrant.
00:19:42Brothers?
00:19:43Hundreds of EMH Mark-1's, identical to me in every respect, except... they've been condemned to a menial existence-- scrubbing conduits, mining dilithium.
00:19:56There's a long history of writers drawing attention to the plight of the oppressed.
00:20:01The Vedek's Song, for example tells the story of the occupation of Bajor.
00:20:04I understand you have your reasons for writing this, but you should consider how it's going to make your friends feel.
00:20:16I'm sorry my work offends you, but if the price of expressing myself is having to suffer the scorn of a few colleagues... so be it.
00:20:27[door opens, closes]
00:20:30You're very popular with my eighth graders.
00:20:32It's all they ever talk about. Voyager this, Voyager that.
00:20:36Your mother has a small favor to ask of you.
00:20:38[Kim] Name it.
00:20:40I was hoping you could record a short presentation
00:20:43about what it's like to command a starship.
00:20:45But... I don't command a starship.
00:20:48In your letters, you said the Captain puts you in charge sometimes.
00:20:51[chuckles]
00:20:53What I said was I'm in command of the night shift... twice a week.
00:20:59She must think very highly of you to give you so much responsibility.
00:21:03So, when is she giving you a promotion?
00:21:06[Kim] Uh...
00:21:07[clears throat] It's a small ship.
00:21:10There are only so many command positions available.
00:21:13This Captain Janeway sounds like a lovely woman.
00:21:17-Maybe I should write her. -Mom!
00:21:19She needs to know how hard you work.
00:21:21Please, don't get involved.
00:21:22[staticky] Harry, I can't hear you.
00:21:25[Seven] A solar flare is scattering the beam.
00:21:28[Mrs. Kim] Tell Captain Janeway to expect a letter from me.
00:21:31Mom, don't send anything to the Captain. Do you hear me?
00:21:35-Try boosting the deflector output. -It's already at maximum.
00:21:37[staticky, garbled audio]
00:21:39Argh! I don't believe this! I had a minute and a half left.
00:21:43You'll have another opportunity to speak with them in approximately two months.
00:21:47You just don't get it, do you?
00:21:49No.
00:21:51Maybe if you had family you were close to, you'd feel a little differently.
00:21:59Chief Medical Officer's Personal Log, Stardate 54740.8.
00:22:04Although the decision has made me unpopular with the crew,
00:22:08I've decided not to compromise my work.
00:22:09I'm making some final revisions to the program
00:22:12before transmitting it.
00:22:15Computer, run EMH program Photons Be Free.
00:22:25Welcome. You've made an excellent choice.
00:22:28You're obviously a person with impeccable taste.
00:22:31-Computer, freeze program. -[computer] Unable to comply.
00:22:34You are about to embark on a remarkable journey.
00:22:38You will take on the role of a Medical Assistant aboard the Starship Voyeur.
00:22:43Voyeur?
00:22:45Your job will be to assist the Chief Medical Officer and learn to tolerate his overbearing behavior and obnoxious bedside manner.
00:22:54Remember, patience is a virtue.
00:22:59[Paris] Chapter One
00:23:00"It's the Doctor's World, You're Just Living In It."
00:23:03When I tell you your shift begins at 0800, that doesn't mean you can stroll in here at 0800 and 24 seconds.
00:23:12Do you understand me, Ensign?!
00:23:13This is outrageous!
00:23:15What's outrageous is that I'm going to miss my tee time.
00:23:19Now, come along.
00:23:22Aw...
00:23:25What seems to be the trouble, One of Three?
00:23:28I'm Two of Three.
00:23:29[snide chuckle] Sorry.
00:23:31They're triplets, you know?
00:23:33It hurts when I do this.
00:23:35Well, then, don't do it. [laughing]
00:23:38-Ow! -Ah, don't be a baby.
00:23:40[sighs]
00:23:41[weary sigh]
00:23:43Eh, your biradial clamp's out of alignment.
00:23:45I got just the thing.
00:23:48[quietly] It's a Klingon aphrodisiac-- my own special blend.
00:23:56-You'll be feeling better... -Mmm. in no time at all.
00:24:00[sultry chuckle]
00:24:03[both chuckling]
00:24:08Lieutenant! I want you to know
00:24:10I'm making a full report to the Captain.
00:24:12This isn't about that dermal regenerator I misplaced, is it?
00:24:15You know very well what this is about.
00:24:17You accessed my holonovel without permission and replaced it with your own hackneyed narrative.
00:24:21Hey, I'm just writing what I know.
00:24:23You destroyed a work of art that took months to create.
00:24:26Relax, Doc.
00:24:27I saved your program in a backup file, but I was just trying to make a point.
00:24:32Well, you made it with a typical lack of subtlety.
00:24:35Oh, you're one to talk!
00:24:36Your program's about as subtle as a Ferengi mating dance.
00:24:40My program is a serious attempt at social commentary.
00:24:42Yours is an insulting farce! You...
00:24:45[quietly] ...had me drugging a patient and taking advantage of her.
00:24:49Don't be ridiculous. That character is not you.
00:24:52For one thing, he has much more hair.
00:24:55But what if some people ran that program and thought that it was based on you? That would bother you, wouldn't it?
00:25:01-I don't care what people think. -That's all you care about!
00:25:04You want everyone back home to think of you as a brilliant author.
00:25:08I'm not doing this for my ego, and if you could look past yours, maybe you'd see that!
00:25:14[door opens, closes]
00:25:16Listen... I don't care if the whole Alpha Quadrant mistakes me for Lieutenant Marseilles.
00:25:23What bothers me is that you think that's what I'm like.
00:25:27Obviously, you're nothing like Marseilles.
00:25:28-He's self-indulgent, immature. -And how would you describe me?
00:25:34Well, you're a married man with a child on the way.
00:25:38A lot of responsibilities.
00:25:40I'm surprised you noticed.
00:25:44You know, I thought I'd begun to earn your respect.
00:25:47Maybe I was wrong.
00:25:51Your program is under file Theta-15.
00:25:53Do whatever you want with it.
00:26:05Doctor, I need your help.
00:26:07Unless you're suffering acute symptoms, go away.
00:26:10Um, I was wondering if you could take a quick look at this.
00:26:15Cooking with Neelix:
00:26:17A Culinary Tour of the Delta Quadrant.
00:26:19It's a holo-cookbook proposal.
00:26:21I was hoping to transmit it to your publisher during my com-link this afternoon-- with your approval, of course.
00:26:27If you're looking for writing tips, there are plenty of people on this ship eager to offer them.
00:26:33I don't know what anyone else may have told you, but I loved your holonovel.
00:26:37-You did? -Absolutely.
00:26:39It was a rousing adventure, with an important message, too.
00:26:42Exactly.
00:26:44This is my first chance to be appreciated, not just as a physician, but as an artist.
00:26:48I thought the crew would be happy for me.
00:26:50You're going to reach a wide audience.
00:26:52What do you care about the opinions of a few disgruntled shipmates?
00:26:55They're my friends.
00:26:57I don't want to hurt them.
00:26:59There's an old Talaxian expression:
00:27:03"When the road before you splits in two, take the third path."
00:27:10Meaning?
00:27:12You could make some adjustments to the program, so it won't be so obvious it's based on Voyager.
00:27:20I suppose I could change the setting, alter the characters' physical parameters.
00:27:24You wouldn't have to change your theme.
00:27:27No.
00:27:29But a rewrite could take weeks.
00:27:31My publisher is expecting a final draft tomorrow.
00:27:34Maybe you should give him a call.
00:27:42Revisions?
00:27:43I need to rework the characters.
00:27:45Why? They're so believable.
00:27:48[anxious laugh]
00:27:49A little too believable, apparently.
00:27:51Doctor, I-I really don't think this is necessary.
00:27:54I'm afraid I have to insist.
00:27:57My friends' reputations are at stake.
00:27:59[sighs]
00:28:01My publisher assures me he won't distribute the program until he receives the revised version.
00:28:06That must be the one where we assimilate the Borg and take over the Quadrant.
00:28:12We're all grateful that you're taking our feelings into account.
00:28:15So, how long do you expect the revisions will take?
00:28:17Art can't be rushed.
00:28:19Take your time, Doctor.
00:28:25-Lieutenant. -Hmm?
00:28:27I'm sorry.
00:28:28Oh. Forget about it.
00:28:30I could use your help with the rewrites.
00:28:32Really?
00:28:33Well, you realize, as a writer, I'm a little unsophisticated.
00:28:37No, I believe the phrase you're looking for is lowbrow.
00:28:45Hey.
00:28:47What's that?
00:28:49It's from my father.
00:28:52He wants to talk.
00:28:54What are you gonna do?
00:28:57Well, I've already arranged to talk with my cousin.
00:28:59Well, I'm sure she wouldn't mind waiting a few weeks.
00:29:03I wouldn't know what to say to him.
00:29:05Then let him do the talking.
00:29:11Look at you.
00:29:12You must be, what, 20 weeks along?
00:29:1523, actually.
00:29:18Have you decided on a name?
00:29:19Not yet.
00:29:22We were thinking about Miral.
00:29:26Your mother would've liked that.
00:29:28You know, I had some business on Kessik IV a few months ago.
00:29:32You wouldn't believe what our old house looks like.
00:29:35Lieutenant... 30 seconds.
00:29:39We have less than a minute.
00:29:41Is there a reason you wanted to talk?
00:29:45I know I can't make up for 20 years in one conversation.
00:29:50The truth is...
00:29:53when your ship disappeared,
00:29:55I thought I'd lost you.
00:29:57I don't expect you to forgive me,
00:29:59but maybe we could try to get to know each other again.
00:30:03[alarm chiming]
00:30:07I'll write you.
00:30:19[doors open, close]
00:30:31I'm sorry to disturb you, Admiral.
00:30:34Uh, yes, Mr. Barclay. What can I do for you?
00:30:35I thought you'd want to see this, sir.
00:30:38Well, what is it?
00:30:40It's, um, a holonovel that's becoming quite popular.
00:30:44Well, I appreciate the gesture, Lieutenant, but I don't share your affinity for holographic diversions.
00:30:49You don't understand, sir.
00:30:50This program... it's about Voyager, and it doesn't portray the crew in a very flattering light.
00:30:58Hmm.
00:30:59[Janeway] On screen.
00:31:01[Admiral] Captain.
00:31:02Seven told me your message was urgent.
00:31:05I had the dubious privilege of playing a new holonovel,
00:31:08apparently written by your EMH.
00:31:10I'm surprised that you would allow the Doctor
00:31:13to discredit your crew like this.
00:31:14He's still making revisions.
00:31:17The program shouldn't have been distributed yet.
00:31:19Well, it has been.
00:31:21Mr. Barclay tells me it's already being played
00:31:23in thousands of holosuites.
00:31:31You assured me you were going to wait for my revisions.
00:31:34I demand that you recall every copy and issue a public apology to Captain Janeway and her crew.
00:31:39I won't do anything of the sort.
00:31:42I don't see that you have a choice, Mr. Broht.
00:31:44Authors have rights.
00:31:46Not in this case.
00:31:48What do you mean?
00:31:49The Doctor is a hologram.
00:31:52So?
00:31:53According to Federation law, holograms have no rights.
00:32:07Under a strict interpretation of Federation law,
00:32:09Mr. Broht is correct. The Doctor has no legal rights.
00:32:13Because I'm a hologram.
00:32:14Yes.
00:32:16There is another option.
00:32:18We may be able to claim that the holonovel reveals classified information.
00:32:22Starfleet could then request that it be recalled for security purposes.
00:32:26Oh, great idea, a cover-up, and then everyone will be convinced that it's a true story.
00:32:30Could we claim defamation?
00:32:32Well, we'd have to prove that the story's about us and that we've been harmed by it.
00:32:36We might win on those grounds, but what about the Doctor?
00:32:40What about me, Captain?
00:32:42It's the crew's reputations that are at risk.
00:32:45I'm not so sure.
00:32:47I think it's your reputation that's on the line here.
00:32:50You have the same rights as every other member of this crew, and I'm not going to let this publisher say otherwise.
00:33:01Captain's Log, Stardate 54748.6.
00:33:05A Federation Arbitrator has been assigned to determine
00:33:08whether the Doctor has the right to control his artistic creation.
00:33:11Because of our limited com time with Earth,
00:33:14the argument should take about three days.
00:33:17You claim the Doctor doesn't have the legal right
00:33:19to control this holoprogram.
00:33:21Yet you're promoting the fact that Voyager's EMH wrote it.
00:33:24Our most successful children's title is a program "written by" Toby the Targ.
00:33:30Fortunately, Toby hasn't tried to stop me from distributing any of his work.
00:33:35But you don't deny that the Doctor is the creator of this holonovel?
00:33:38No, but, uh, a replicator created this cup of coffee.
00:33:43Should that replicator be able to determine whether or not I can drink it?
00:33:47-I object! -Doctor...
00:33:49An intriguing analogy, Mr. Broht, but I have never encountered a replicator that could compose music, or paint landscapes, or perform microsurgery. Have you?
00:34:01Would you say that you have a reputation for publishing respected, original works of literature?
00:34:07I'd like to think so.
00:34:08And is the Doctor's holonovel such a work?
00:34:11Actually, some aspects of it are quite derivative.
00:34:15[Tuvok] Has there even been another work written about a hologram's struggle for equality?
00:34:19Uh, not that I know of, but, uh...
00:34:22Then, in that respect, it is original?
00:34:26I suppose so.
00:34:28Your Honor, Section Seven Gamma of the Twelfth Guarantee defines an artist as a "person who creates an original artistic work."
00:34:36Mr. Broht admits that the Doctor created this program and that it is original. I therefore submit that the Doctor should be entitled to all rights and privileges accorded an artist under the law.
00:34:51[sighs] You've made a persuasive argument, Commander,
00:34:54but there's a flaw in your logic.
00:34:56As you point out, the law says
00:34:59that the creator of an artistic work must be a "person."
00:35:02Your EMH doesn't meet that criteria.
00:35:05[static grows louder]
00:35:06[Barclay] Sir, we're losing the link.
00:35:09This hearing is in recess until tomorrow.
00:35:16We're not doing well.
00:35:18Is that your considered legal opinion?
00:35:21I'm sorry.
00:35:23It's just frustrating to be told I have no more legal standing than a replicator.
00:35:28[Tuvok] If the Doctor doesn't have the right to control his own work, then it stands to reason he never had the right to enter into an agreement with Mr. Broht.
00:35:35We could argue that the original contract is invalid.
00:35:38In other words, you want to concede that the Doctor isn't a person.
00:35:43What we need to do... is prove that he is just as much a person as any of us.
00:35:50How do we do that?
00:35:52By telling your real life story.
00:35:57Because I was having difficulty interacting with the crew,
00:36:00the Doctor gave me social lessons.
00:36:02First, he taught me how to make conversation.
00:36:05Later, how to dance.
00:36:07Eventually, he showed me how to express romantic interest.
00:36:12Without his guidance, I wouldn't be the person I am today.
00:36:15He decided it wasn't enough to be just a doctor.
00:36:19So he added command subroutines to his matrix, and now, in an emergency, he's as capable as any Bridge officer.
00:36:25That only proves the Doctor's program can be modified.
00:36:29Your Honor, I think it shows he has a desire
00:36:31to become more than he is, just like any other person.
00:36:35He traveled halfway across the galaxy to care for Lewis Zimmerman, the man who created his program.
00:36:41It was like a son who wanted to show his father what he'd become, so the old man would be proud of him, and if you ask me... he was.
00:36:51I'd made myself clear,
00:36:53but the Doctor disobeyed my direct orders.
00:36:56In the process, he endangered the ship and crew.
00:37:00That's hardly commendable behavior.
00:37:02No, it wasn't, but it was human.
00:37:06Starfleet had programmed him to follow orders.
00:37:10The fact that he was capable of doing otherwise proves that he can think for himself.
00:37:17[Janeway] Your Honor, centuries ago, in most places on Earth, only landowners of a particular gender and race had any rights at all.
00:37:27Over time, those rights were extended to all humans, and later, as we explored the galaxy, to thousands of other sentient species.
00:37:38Our definition of what constitutes a person has continued to evolve.
00:37:43Now, we're asking that you expand that definition once more... to include our Doctor.
00:37:49When I met him seven years ago, I would never have believed that an EMH could become a valued member of my crew... and my friend.
00:38:00The Doctor is a person as real as any flesh and blood I have ever known.
00:38:06If you believe the testimony you've heard here, it's only fair to conclude that he has the same rights as any of us.
00:38:20You'll have my decision in two days.
00:38:23This hearing is in recess.
00:38:36When you sing Happy Birthday to your mother,
00:38:38-try to stay in tune. -What's this?
00:38:41An isolinear chip entitling the bearer to three minutes of com time tomorrow.
00:38:45You made it clear how important it was to finish your conversation.
00:38:49I overreacted.
00:38:52I understand why you did.
00:38:55I've been observing the crew interacting with their families over the past few days.
00:38:59It's become clear to me how meaningful that communication can be.
00:39:06Thanks, but I can't accept this.
00:39:09Why not?
00:39:11You should contact your own family.
00:39:13My parents were assimilated.
00:39:15Well, there must be someone.
00:39:17A distant relative?
00:39:20My father has a sister on Earth... Irene Hansen.
00:39:24I'm sure she'd be thrilled to hear from you.
00:39:32You can imagine my reaction
00:39:34when Starfleet told me to expect your call.
00:39:37I experienced some apprehension myself.
00:39:40You seem like a lovely young woman.
00:39:44But you were the most stubborn six-year-old I've ever met.
00:39:49Your parents left you with me for a weekend,
00:39:51and you were so angry, you locked yourself in my guest room
00:39:55and refused to come out.
00:39:58That must have been... inconvenient for you.
00:40:01Oh, I coaxed you out eventually...
00:40:04with a strawberry tart.
00:40:06I'm very fond of strawberries.
00:40:08I didn't realize I'd eaten them as a child.
00:40:10You couldn't get enough of them. [laughs]
00:40:13Of course, you didn't hesitate to point out
00:40:15if they weren't perfectly ripe.
00:40:19I'm sorry if I insulted you.
00:40:21Perhaps I shouldn't have called.
00:40:24No, I'm very glad you did.
00:40:27It's wonderful to see you again, Annika.
00:40:38We're exploring new territory today, so it is fitting that this hearing is being held at Pathfinder.
00:40:44The Doctor exhibits many of the traits we associate with a person-- intelligence, creativity, ambition, even fallibility.
00:40:52But are these traits real, or is the Doctor merely programmed to simulate them?
00:40:59To be honest, I don't know.
00:41:02Eventually, we will have to decide, because the issue of holographic rights isn't going to go away.
00:41:09But at this time, I am not prepared to rule that the Doctor is a person under the law.
00:41:14However, it is obvious he is no ordinary hologram, and while I can't say with certainty that he is a person,
00:41:21I am willing to extend the legal definition of artist to include the Doctor. I therefore rule that he has the right to control his work, and I'm ordering all copies of his holonovel to be recalled immediately.
00:41:32-Your Honor... -This hearing is adjourned.
00:41:34-Congratulations, Doctor. -Thank you, Reg.
00:41:37We'll be in touch, Captain.
00:41:41You don't look like someone who's just struck the first blow for the rights of holograms.
00:41:45I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but it feels like a hollow victory-- pardon the pun.
00:41:51The program's already been played by thousands of people.
00:41:54-The damage is done. -We'll survive.
00:41:56If I'm not mistaken, don't you have a holonovel to revise?
00:42:00Do you think I'll be able to find another publisher?
00:42:03If there's one thing I've learned about you, Doctor, it's that you can do just about anything you set your mind to.
00:42:18Time for your diagnostic. Report to the Holo-Lab.
00:42:22I know the routine.
00:42:23And... while you're there, do yourself a favor.
00:42:29Ask the operator to run program 47-Beta.
00:42:33Why? What is it?
00:42:35It's called Photons Be Free. It's quite provocative.
00:42:49[Hammer clinking]